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Dortoh
11-24-2009, 10:51 AM
Once a year I show my amazing ability to pick the upset that nobody this side of Hades sees coming.


Take the Texans at home vs the Colts :salute

Christmas is coming early for Kubes.

Dortoh
11-24-2009, 02:30 PM
So its just me then?

Northman
11-24-2009, 02:32 PM
Yea, i think its just you. lol

slim
11-24-2009, 02:34 PM
My upset of the year: Denver wins the AFC West.

SR
11-24-2009, 02:44 PM
I'm with slim on this one.

Ravage!!!
11-24-2009, 03:21 PM
Houston always gives Indy a hard time... so I wouldn't be shocked, and think this is probably a good pick. PLUS... since we know Indy isn't going to go undefeated, a team EVENTUALLY will catch Indy with a surprise defeat. I think Houston is the perfect choice here.

King87
11-24-2009, 03:43 PM
Dortoh, I love you man, but I'm pretty sure the Texans has all of one or two victories over Indy in their franchise's history.

They can't hang with Colts.

Dortoh
11-24-2009, 04:29 PM
Dortoh, I love you man, but I'm pretty sure the Texans has all of one or two victories over Indy in their franchise's history.

They can't hang with Colts.

Its a beautiful lock King a lock :salute:

oobehr
11-24-2009, 04:41 PM
Mine was Cincy winning the AFC north, or atleast making wildcard.

girler
11-24-2009, 08:16 PM
What were your last 2 years picks? :confused:

Dortoh
11-25-2009, 10:33 AM
What were your last 2 years picks? :confused:

The Texans over the Colts :shocked:

KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128
11-25-2009, 11:08 AM
The Texans over the Colts :shocked:

http://i933.photobucket.com/albums/ad180/boyle_blaine/Fail.gif

Dr Velcro
11-25-2009, 11:23 AM
**** the ******* Texans.

**** them. **** them.


**** them.

**** Kube.

**** them.


I think a more rootable ******* upset would be when Denver plays the Colts.
Why not put some energy towards that?

**** the Texans.

Ewe.

**** them.

Dortoh
11-25-2009, 11:23 AM
http://i933.photobucket.com/albums/ad180/boyle_blaine/Fail.gif

You have to deam the impossible dream if you wanna make it in the big leagues kid.

Dr Velcro
11-25-2009, 11:24 AM
**** the Texans.

Dr Velcro
11-25-2009, 11:25 AM
**** the Texans

KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128
11-25-2009, 11:42 AM
You have to deam the impossible dream if you wanna make it in the big leagues kid.

Is an idiot with an ostrich as his avatar who follows claymore around the boards like a lost puppy talking down to me??? Who the **** do you think you are!?

jk,jk :lol::cool:

Dortoh
11-25-2009, 11:46 AM
Is an idiot with an ostrich as his avatar who follows claymore around the boards like a lost puppy talking down to me??? Who the **** do you think you are!?

jk,jk :lol::cool:


Im Dortoh and you are?

and Im no jk jk :)

Dr Velcro
11-25-2009, 11:49 AM
Im Dortoh and you are?

and Im no jk jk :)

Cat fight!!!!

Dortoh
11-25-2009, 11:52 AM
Its hard being me but I fight on

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kJfqm52bcaM/SniumY_jHUI/AAAAAAAAAG4/N-9Q8dAkfWA/s320/hater.jpg

KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128
11-25-2009, 11:59 AM
Its hard being me but I fight on

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_kJfqm52bcaM/SniumY_jHUI/AAAAAAAAAG4/N-9Q8dAkfWA/s320/hater.jpg

OK Eminem stay successful, but don't forget to ask claymore if that's OK with him.

Dortoh
11-25-2009, 12:03 PM
OK Eminem stay successful, but don't forget to ask claymore if that's OK with him.

You know that I am Claymore right?

KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128
11-25-2009, 12:06 PM
You know that I am Claymore right?

For real?

Dortoh
11-25-2009, 12:12 PM
For real?

LMAO you didnt know that?

KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128
11-25-2009, 12:22 PM
LMAO you didnt know that?

I couldn't even wrap my head around two people in the world being as absurd as you, it all makes sense! Why have two accounts both in use regularly?

Dortoh
11-25-2009, 12:24 PM
I couldn't even wrap my head around two people in the world being as absurd as you, it all makes sense! Why have two accounts both in use regularly?

That way when I get into arguements I have atleast one other person who will take my side.

I thought everyone knew about this :listen:

GEM
11-25-2009, 12:35 PM
Duplicate accounts aye? I love you Dortoh, we are getting married at some point, I wear your Heinekin ring with an astounding amount of pride, but you sir, are BANNED! :D

Dr Velcro
11-25-2009, 12:36 PM
**** the Texans.

Dortoh
11-25-2009, 12:37 PM
Duplicate accounts aye? I love you Dortoh, we are getting married at some point, I wear your Heinekin ring with an astounding amount of pride, but you sir, are BANNED! :D

We are getting married at some point I'm just telling you the exact date just yet.

(Claymore told me to always keep the ladys guessing)


:listen:

GEM
11-25-2009, 12:38 PM
We are getting married at some point I'm just telling you the exact date just yet.

(Claymore told me to always keep the ladys guessing)


:listen:

Claymore plays with socks....just saying.

frauschieze
11-25-2009, 12:39 PM
Duplicate accounts aye? I love you Dortoh, we are getting married at some point, I wear your Heinekin ring with an astounding amount of pride, but you sir, are BANNED! :D

WHOA! I think that's the first real acceptance. Is the whole forum invited?

Dortoh
11-25-2009, 12:41 PM
Two words Frau "Open Bar"

GEM
11-25-2009, 12:41 PM
WHOA! I think that's the first real acceptance. Is the whole forum invited?

Invited? Everyone is part of the wedding party. We're doing this ish up right. Reception is a tailgate.

KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128
11-25-2009, 12:42 PM
Ostriches suck.

Dortoh
11-25-2009, 12:43 PM
Ostriches suck.

Ok you dont get to partake in the open bar

Dortoh
11-25-2009, 12:44 PM
Invited? Everyone is part of the wedding party. We're doing this ish up right. Reception is a tailgate.

Greatest idea ever I'm a lucky man.

GEM
11-25-2009, 12:45 PM
Ostriches suck.

You think his ostrich sucks, you should see his Snuggie!

KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128
11-25-2009, 12:47 PM
Ok you dont get to partake in the open bar

Haven't had a single drink in 2 years, never going back.

KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128
11-25-2009, 12:48 PM
You think his ostrich sucks, you should see his Snuggie!

Well that's no way for a mod to be talking - I don't want to hear about his penis bud.

girler
11-25-2009, 12:52 PM
Well that's no way for a mod to be talking - I don't want to hear about his penis bud.

Ooops. :tsk:

Dortoh
11-25-2009, 12:53 PM
Well that's no way for a mod to be talking - I don't want to hear about his penis bud.

Thats my lady your talking about. I challenge you to a duel.

http://www.plasticaxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Dueling-Banjos-for-site-540.jpg

Dortoh
11-25-2009, 12:54 PM
Well that's no way for a mod to be talking - I don't want to hear about his penis bud.


You also realize you are the only "bud" in here talking about my penis right :shocked:

KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128
11-25-2009, 12:58 PM
You also realize you are the only "bud" in here talking about my penis right :shocked:

:coffee:

GEM
11-25-2009, 01:06 PM
Well that's no way for a mod to be talking - I don't want to hear about his penis bud.

:laugh: Haven't you ever seen Snuggies? They are the blanket with sleeves.

I'm not a bud, I'm female. :laugh:

frauschieze
11-25-2009, 01:07 PM
Invited? Everyone is part of the wedding party. We're doing this ish up right. Reception is a tailgate.

Man, that's gonna be one early wedding. Tailgating starts at 8 am for this chica. Gotta do it right.

Dortoh
11-25-2009, 01:08 PM
It should be a Monday night game. I could get our pics up on the big screen at halftime.

KyleOrtonArmySoldier#128
11-25-2009, 01:10 PM
:laugh: Haven't you ever seen Snuggies? They are the blanket with sleeves.

I'm not a bud, I'm female. :laugh:

So I looked foolish twice in the same post. :tsk:

That's OK I still know i'm smarter than Claymore/Dortoh/Failurewithostrichasavatar

GEM
11-25-2009, 01:13 PM
Man, that's gonna be one early wedding. Tailgating starts at 8 am for this chica. Gotta do it right.

We'll go wedding Saturday, reception Sunday. Make a weekend of it.

Dortoh
11-25-2009, 01:21 PM
We'll go wedding Saturday, reception Sunday. Make a weekend of it.

Perfect a bachlor party on Friday

Greatest weekend EVER

slim
11-25-2009, 01:23 PM
Two words Frau "Open Bar"

:beer:

I will wear my rubber pants.

Dortoh
11-25-2009, 01:24 PM
I'm out of here GEM is in charge of all the details except the bachlor party thats on Clay

GEM
11-25-2009, 01:45 PM
Perfect a bachlor party on Friday

Greatest weekend EVER

Are we doing separate strip club parties or together? :D

claymore
11-25-2009, 01:50 PM
Haven't had a single drink in 2 years, never going back.

Puss.

Dr Velcro
11-25-2009, 01:55 PM
I'm going to host my bachelorette party at a strip club cuz all my friends are guys.

I'll have my wedding on feed for everyone at both boards to see.

Timmy!
11-25-2009, 04:18 PM
Two words Frau "Open Bar"

I <3 Dortoh.

CrazyHorse
11-29-2009, 04:18 PM
Sorry Dortoh....

girler
11-29-2009, 04:25 PM
Once a year I show my amazing ability to pick the upset that nobody this side of Hades sees coming.


Take the Texans at home vs the Colts :salute

Christmas is coming early for Kubes.

My FF team is SOOO glad that you're a dork, dort. But I love you anyway. :salute:

MOtorboat
11-29-2009, 04:26 PM
No worries dortoh, you haven't got any predictions right this year.

Northman
11-29-2009, 05:35 PM
And the Texans continue to choke vs Indy. They didnt even need Rosiepalmerfels this time. lol

King87
11-29-2009, 05:37 PM
A smart man beats against the Texans if the game is important. A smarter man continues to do that even if the Texans surprise you every now and again.

They need a new coach.

Dr Velcro
11-29-2009, 07:57 PM
**** the Texans

Dr Velcro
11-29-2009, 07:57 PM
11-0

Suck it, Texans.

Medford Bronco
11-29-2009, 09:47 PM
11-0

Suck it, Texans.

They certainly did suck in the 2nd half:lol:

slim
12-01-2009, 09:40 PM
My upset of the year: Denver wins the AFC West.

:bump:

The only prediction in this thread that matters.