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SR
01-18-2008, 12:57 AM
Q: What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
>Super Bowl?
> A: 2007 The Denver Broncos.
>
> Q: What do the Denver Broncos and Billy Graham have in common?
> A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'
>
> Q: How do you keep a Denver Bronco out of your yard?
> A: Put up goal posts.
>
> Q: Where do you go in Denver in case of a tornado?
> A: To Invesco Field at Mile High - they never touchdown there.
>
> Q: What do you call a 2007 Denver Bronco with a Super Bowl ring?
> A: A thief!!
>
> Q : Why was Shanahan so upset when the Denver Broncos play book was stolen?
> A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet.
>
> Q: What's the difference between the Denver Broncos and a dollar bill?
> A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill.
>
> Q: What do the Denver Broncos and possums have in common?
> A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)

Escobar
01-18-2008, 01:01 AM
hilarious :beer:

Bronco4ever
01-18-2008, 01:11 AM
Unfortunately, those are pretty funny and clever. :bncry:

BaiLeY324
01-18-2008, 02:39 AM
So true hahaha

WARHORSE
01-18-2008, 07:00 AM
Forget you Red. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y152/warhorse001/tasmanianWHAT.gif



Q: What do you call 53 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
>Super Bowl?
> A: 2007 Oakland Raiders. Cause they suck.
>
> Q: What do the Oakland Raiders and Billy Graham have in common?
> A: They both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'Cause they suck!
>
> Q: How do you keep an Oakland Raider out of your yard?
> A: Put up goal posts. Cause they SUCK!
>
> Q: Where do you go in Oakland in case of a tornado?
> A: To the armpit collarseeum. - they never touchdown there. Cause they SUCK!
>
> Q: What do you call a 2007 Oakland Raiduh with a Super Bowl ring?
> A: A thief!! Cause they SUCK!
>
> Q : Why was Lane Kiffin so upset when the Oakland Ratturd play book was stolen?
> A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it yet. Cause they SUCK!
>
> Q: What's the difference between the Oakland Ratturds and a dollar bill?
> A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill. Cause they SUCK!!!
>
> Q: What do the KC CHIEFS and possums have in common?
> A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road)CAUSE THEY SUCK!!!

CAUSE THEY SUCK!!!!!!

SmilinAssasSin27
01-18-2008, 08:01 PM
Why even post that here?

Stand Ablaze
01-18-2008, 08:26 PM
God, those jokes are so freaking old and used so very much. :rolleyes:

SR
01-23-2008, 01:23 AM
Why even post that here?

Because I can.


God, those jokes are so freaking old and used so very much. :rolleyes:

Well guess what pal, I haven't ever seen/heard them, so they're new to me.

BRONCOSFREAK765
01-23-2008, 11:51 PM
Not funny, not funny at all. raiders do suck. just as bad as the chiefs and chargers. now thats funny.

topscribe
01-24-2008, 12:11 AM
Because I can.



Well guess what pal, I haven't ever seen/heard them, so they're new to me.

I had never seen them before, either.

Thank you for posting them. :beer:

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Jwalk - JayCutty6Goes - CasinoRoyal
01-25-2008, 02:14 PM
Its not that many millionaires on this roster.

MOtorboat
01-25-2008, 02:30 PM
Its not that many millionaires on this roster.

There are not that many millionaires on this roster.

Italianmobstr7
01-25-2008, 02:31 PM
Its not that many millionaires on this roster.

It's a JOKE. None of those are actually true JWalk...If you believe that they are, then there is something wrong with you.

Jwalk - JayCutty6Goes - CasinoRoyal
01-25-2008, 03:09 PM
Nobody is gonna disrespect my Broncos in my face. LLS

atwater27
01-25-2008, 04:44 PM
What, your internet face?