You know you're old when....

[DallasChief]

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... you're searching for music on the radio and you actually stop on a station playing Ricky Skaggs.

[NightTrainLayne]

. .. when you even know who Ricky Skaggs is.

[Rex]

....when you sit on the toilet and your balls touch the water.

[tubby]

....hipsters like Joe won't watch football and drink beer with you.

[Rex]

.....you get punked by a midget at a baseball game.

[Broncogator]

You don't know what a Jeezy is

[schnooks1]

When your 8 year old says," Hey mama, did they have any cars when you were a kid?"

[Broncolingus]

...you enjoy hearing about other people's operations.

[schnooks1]

You don't know what a Jeezy is

What is a jeezy?? (I know I am old!!)

[Jody]

When you buy a new pair of jeans, ask your daughter how they look on you, and she says "tight", and you gasp. When "tight" means..."Great"!:D

[Bronco9798]

When you fart and fill your drawers.

[claymore]

When you fart and fill your drawers.
I did that in Publix a couple months ago, told my daughter to get the croutons off the bottom shel, thought it would be funny to fart by her head then.....................:eek:

Thank God the kids new where the bathroom was. :tsk:

[Jody]

When you fart and fill your drawers.

Sleeping with a man who farts and fills his drawers.

[claymore]

Sleeping with a man who farts and fills his drawers.
You have low standards. :tsk:

[Jody]

You have low standards. :tsk:


No, that's broncos009798's standards.:laugh:

[Watchthemiddle]

When you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

[Jody]

When you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.


That means it was really boring.

[Uncle Buck]

When you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.

THAT was *funny*! :laugh:

[Watchthemiddle]

Elevator music was played at your prom.

[Italianmobstr7]

I have no idea. I'm only 20. :cool::D

[Uncle Buck]

....When you forget that you are no longer young, and can no longer remember your social security number. :mad:

[MOtorboat]

.....you get punked by a midget at a baseball game.

Look ****stick.

I'm not a midget.

I'm sorry about that whole baseball game thing though....

[MOtorboat]

...when you're covering a basketball game and you start to feel guilty about watching the halftime dance routine...

[claymore]

...when you're covering a basketball game and you start to feel guilty about watching the halftime dance routine...
How old were the male cheerleaders MB?

[MOtorboat]

How old were the male cheerleaders MB?

I'm not gay. There were no male cheerleaders...

Nice try.

[claymore]

I'm not gay. There were no male cheerleaders...

Nice try.
I am gay MB, and just wanted a Play by Play. :D

[MOtorboat]

I am gay MB, and just wanted a Play by Play. :D

Sorry...the only ass shaking going on was feminine...but damn...

[Bronco4ever]

...when you're covering a basketball game and you start to feel guilty about watching the halftime dance routine...

I'm not sure if I qualify for that yet. If I go to a game in my hometown, I went to high school with at least a few of the girls. After this year or the next year though, I'll be forced to join that boat.

[MOtorboat]

I'm not sure if I qualify for that yet. If I go to a game in my hometown, I went to high school with at least a few of the girls. After this year or the next year though, I'll be forced to join that boat.

I was good when I got here...I was 22...now I'm 26...

[Bronco4ever]

I was good when I got here...I was 22...now I'm 26...

Yikes! 2 more years? I'll probably feel like a nasty old perv at that point. Like my older sister says, I think I'll just stay at 20 for the next couple of birthdays. No sense rushing to get old.

[frauschieze]

Last spring, I went to a metal show with a good friend. We ended up outside, complaining about the touring band and the punk kids who didn't know how to mosh.


Then we realized.......we turned into the creepy old people that were at shows when we were punk kids. :(

[claymore]

Last spring, I went to a metal show with a good friend. We ended up outside, complaining about the touring band and the punk kids who didn't know how to mosh.


Then we realized.......we turned into the creepy old people that were at shows when we were punk kids. :(LMAO! I hate that feeling. Thats why I dont go to clubs anymore, just Bars!

[Kapaibro]

.... when you actually think "Young people today, got no respect for their elders!", and you mean you.

[Broncospsycho77]

When you call them "Young People".

I'm still one of 'em :D

[Tned]

You remember all those young kids lined up around the block waiting to get in to see ET in the movie theater...

[BroncoNut]

when you can't blow all the candles on your birthday cake out in one try

[claymore]

You remember all those young kids lined up around the block waiting to get in to see ET in the movie theater...
I remember my Grandma taking me. The trailer for "Best little Whore House In Texas" Came on, pretty awkward moment for her. Boy did I have questions!

[Day1BroncoFan]

When you remember and liked most of the bands that played at Woodstock.

[Tned]

I remember my Grandma taking me. The trailer for "Best little Whore House In Texas" Came on, pretty awkward moment for her. Boy did I have questions!

Like, "why is Dolly so much 'bigger than you grandma' and what do they do in a whorehouse.

[claymore]

Like, "why is Dolly so much 'bigger than you grandma' and what do they do in a whorehouse.
Exactly, then following up with, can I go there Grandma? :laugh:

[Rex]

....when you tell your kids to close the door because we dont want to heat the whole neighborhood.

[Broncogator]

When your watching playoff football by yourself and posting on a message board.

[claymore]

When your watching playoff football by yourself and posting on a message board.

LOL, I was thinking that earlier. :laugh: I would have beat myself up and gave myself a wedgy 10 years ago. :tsk:

[Day1BroncoFan]

When you create a thread on a message board called "You know you're old when...."

[Uncle Buck]

When you remember and liked most of the bands that played at Woodstock.

I guess I'm not old, after all. I only saw Woodstock on TV! :cool:

[Requiem / The Dagda]

You know you're old when you're Topscribe.

I hope you love the joke L!

[tubby]

......you drive a ghey Mustang and don't even care.

[DallasChief]

......you drive a ghey Mustang and don't even care.

:cool:

[Buff]

... your belly blocks your view of your genitals... Wait, that just means you're a fat ass.

[Rex]

:cool:

Nice to see you Friend.

[DallasChief]

Nice to see you Friend.

Thanks, buddy. :beer:

[Day1BroncoFan]

You know you're old when women your age start to look like pictures of your Grandma. :eek:

[tubby]

:cool:

What is up HamBone! Get of early today?

[DallasChief]

What is up HamBone! Get of early today?

Yes, I did. :elefant:

[NightTrainLayne]

. . .when a Chiefs fan making an appearance on a message board makes your day.

Good to see you buddy!

[Broncogator]

When you're doing yard work, with crack showing.....and you just don't give a crap about it :D

[pnbronco]

You remember all those young kids lined up around the block waiting to get in to see ET in the movie theater...

I not only do I remember ET I was in line for the first Star Wars. The good part about getting old is that I can flirt with young hockey players and just get away with it because they know I'm too old to hit on them....:laugh:

[Davii]

When TopScribe says you're old.

[pnbronco]

When TopScribe says you're old.

Davii your just a baby. How are things going? Still coming to Denver or did I miss it????

[Davii]

Davii your just a baby. How are things going? Still coming to Denver or did I miss it????

I sure am! I'll be there towards the end of the month. I'll definitely post a thread about it when my dates are more set in stone.