I lost... Where's my stupid avatar?

[DallasChief]

:banplease:

...........................

[Jody]

I heard. You lost. It's going around the board like wild fire. :laugh:

See, KCLady KNOWS BETTER than to make wagers like you did...
I don't think she could bear having a Broncos avy.

[DallasChief]

Well, a sane person would have made the bet for a week or maybe a month. Retards bet for an entire offseason.

[claymore]

Way to take it like a man DC. Double up, Uh Uh!

[DallasChief]

I'm going to turn my avatars off so that I won't have to look at it.

[SR]

Anyone care to fill me in on what happened? Apparently I missed something.

[DallasChief]

Anyone care to fill me in on what happened? Apparently I missed something.

Holydiver and I made an avatar bet about whether or not Dumervil would have 12 sacks this season.

[Rex]

I am very anxious. I lost a bet to HD. Remember my sig that was a glowing tribute to Hillary Clinton?

[SR]

Holydiver and I made an avatar bet about whether or not Dumervil would have 12 sacks this season.

So what avatar do you need to put up now?

[frauschieze]

I think I have learned......one should never make a bet with HD.

[Rex]

I found one:

http://gdpit.com/avatars_pictures/sport/13198_prev_98.gif

[DallasChief]

So what avatar do you need to put up now?

I don't know. HD hasn't told me yet.

[Broncogator]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/broncogator/gaypride.jpg :elefant:

[Dreadnought]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/broncogator/gaypride.jpg :elefant:

No, he has to use a Broncos avatar, not a Phillip Rivers avatar

[DallasChief]

I figured HD would be here bright and early with my punishment.

Maybe he fell in another lake this weekend.

[Broncogator]

No, he has to use a Broncos avatar, not a Phillip Rivers avatar

Sorry my bad.

[frauschieze]

http://z.about.com/d/jewelry/1/0/u/4/denver_xxxIII.jpg

[MOtorboat]

http://z.about.com/d/jewelry/1/0/u/4/denver_xxxIII.jpg

DC doesn't know what that is. He's never seen one. You'll have to explain it to him.

[DallasChief]

DC doesn't know what that is. He's never seen one. You'll have to explain it to him.

They made rings in 1969 too, DB.

[MOtorboat]

They made rings in 1969 too, DB.

I didn't think you were old enough to remember that...

[DallasChief]

I didn't think you were old enough to remember that...

I wasn't alive at the time of the game but I have seen pictures of the ring.

http://z.about.com/d/jewelry/1/0/y/4/SuperBowlIV.jpg

[Broncogator]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/broncogator/chokes.gif

[DallasChief]

I won't comment on which pic I hate the most because that will most definitely be the one selected.

But there is at least 1 that would make me vomit to see as my avatar everyday.

[DallasChief]

I offered HD the option, I just thought I'd throw it out there again.

If he'd rather I use his avatar of choice at the Huddle, I will do that instead. But only for a month.

[tubby]

I won't comment on which pic I hate the most because that will most definitely be the one selected.

But there is at least 1 that would make me vomit to see as my avatar everyday.

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q224/jribbens02/lin.jpg

[DallasChief]

Where have you been, tubby?

[tubby]

Where have you been, tubby?

Michigan.
.
.

[Broncogator]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/broncogator/dealbyauctionstore_1978_113544644.gif

[slim]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa127/jefslo_24/Johnelway-1.jpg

[MOtorboat]

I like the Blackledge one.

[tubby]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q224/jribbens02/sbt.jpg

[MOtorboat]

With Neil Smith right up front. I love it.

[tubby]

With Neil Smith right up front. I love it.

Yeah, I think that one really hits home. :D

[MOtorboat]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q224/jribbens02/sbt.jpg


Yeah, I think that one really hits home. :D

Neil Smith wants you.

[BigDaddyBronco]

Here is my choice.

A little tamer than the others, but you are a closet Bronco fan after all.

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj48/bigdaddybronco/b8d58efc3285d1eeae5eece2ab166aa8-ge.jpg

[Italianmobstr7]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q224/jribbens02/sbt.jpg

Oh man, that is classic! Neil Smith right up front. Wow. Good stuff Tubby.

[Rex]

I am really trying to remember. DC told me one time who he could not stand to look at.

Maybe Shannon Sharpe?

[DallasChief]

I am really trying to remember. DC told me one time who he could not stand to look at.

Maybe Shannon Sharpe?

If the avatar is too bad, I'll have to put a Jared Allen pic in my signature. :D

[Dreadnought]

I am really trying to remember. DC told me one time who he could not stand to look at.

Maybe Shannon Sharpe?

I'd think Sharpe would be high on his list. I still remember him getting so badly into Derrick Thomas' head one Monday Night he drew like 3 or 4 15 yarders consecutively in one drive.

[Rex]

If the avatar is too bad, I'll have to put a Jared Allen pic in my signature. :D

You wouldnt do that to me, would you?

I didnt tell you to make the bet.

[MOtorboat]

I am really trying to remember. DC told me one time who he could not stand to look at.

Maybe Shannon Sharpe?

http://www.alfalcons.com/images/portis5td.jpg

[DallasChief]

I wouldn't do that to my best friend.

I'm frustrated and lashing out at you when I'm really angry with myself. :mullet:

[Rex]

I wouldn't do that to my best friend.

I'm frustrated and lashing out at you when I'm really angry with myself. :mullet:

Lash out at Mo. That is what I do. Or go make fun of Boss's favorite teams that cover the entire map with really no geographical connection or alumni status, etc. That is what I like to do.

[DallasChief]

Lash out at Mo. That is what I do. Or go make fun of Boss's favorite teams that cover the entire map with really no geographical connection or alumni status, etc. That is what I like to do.

That sounds fun.

What's up with "Official BroncosForums Writer"? I would vote for G Money over MO.

[MOtorboat]

Lash out at Mo. That is what I do. Or go make fun of Boss's favorite teams that cover the entire map with really no geographical connection or alumni status, etc. That is what I like to do.

Yeah, I'm cswil's punching bag. It takes some black eyes, but I'm a man, I'm 26.

[slim]

That sounds fun.

What's up with "Official BroncosForums Writer"? I would vote for G Money over MO.

Are you insane?

[DallasChief]

Are you insane?

If I was, would I know it?

[slim]

If I was, would I know it?

Good point. Although the fact that your a chef's fan really makes me wonder about your mental stability.

[MOtorboat]

Good point. Although the fact that your a chef's fan really makes me wonder about your mental stability.

Well, he's not ACTUALLY a Chiefs fan...

[HolyDiver]

Yeah, I'm cswil's punching bag. It takes some black eyes, but I'm a man, I'm 26.


Your a man? ............... If you say so.........smh

[MOtorboat]

Your a man? ............... If you say so.........smh

'Bout damn time you showed up. What's DC's avy?

[pnbronco]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q224/jribbens02/sbt.jpg

Well if we get to vote this is classic. Will it drive him crazy enough? Can't wait to find out what he gets. Now that I know what is going on.

[slim]

C'mon HD, let's get this party started

[broncogirl7]

There was a picture 9'nr posted from HD's Bronco party where there were 4-6 people standing outside with Bronco jerseys on and wouldn't it be funny to superimpose DC's head on each of those figures wearing Bronco jerseys? JMO.

[Rex]

how about a picture of Peter King in a Broncos jersey?

[slim]

Uh, HD...we are waiting.

[DallasChief]

No, we're not.

[slim]

No, we're not.

Pipe down, you....

[DallasChief]

Pipe down, you....

You pipe down. And stop bumping this thread.

[slim]

Bump :elefant:

[Ricky]

Here is a good one:

http://www.xjfreak.com/Images/elway_preview.jpg

[pnbronco]

Bump:D bump:elefant:

[Broncogator]

I think HD's lost in cyberspace........or maybe he's stuck on the chicken porn again

[tubby]

What are you waiting for HD?

[MOtorboat]

Yeah, HD...you WON the bet...

[BroncoJoe]

Simply unacceptable.

HD, get your act together!

[DallasChief]

Leave HD alone. He's a busy guy.

[MOtorboat]

I love the Broncos.

We know...

[DallasChief]

Mo, have you ever considered midget porn as a supplemental income?

[MOtorboat]

Mo, have you ever considered midget porn as a supplemental income?

I'm not a midget. I don't think I qualify.

[pnbronco]

Come on HD, the off season is ticking away. (I know not fast enough) You might as well get some enjoyment out of this season and make the rest of us happy too.

[Rex]

Excuse me....is BroncoGator a former Freak? Did he go by another moniker?

[frauschieze]

Excuse me....is BroncoGator a former Freak? Did he go by another moniker?

Broncogator is Bronco72 in disguise. Shhh.....don't tell.

[slim]

Bump...:elefant:

[DallasChief]

Bump...:elefant:
Stop, slim.

This is why nobody likes you.

[slim]

Stop, slim.

This is why nobody likes you.

I thought it was because I am a disgusting fatass?

[Rex]

Stop, slim.

This is why nobody likes you.

Exactly. Nobody like Slim....except maybe his brothers Tubby and !

[slim]

Exactly. Nobody like Slim....except maybe his brothers Tubby and !

Bully...:elefant:

[Rex]

How can you include yourself in with the likes of beef and joe? They obviously don't like you.

That is true. I am such a loser.

You are lucky we have no red dots. I would recruit about 100 people to send you to red dot hell for bringing that up.

[slim]

That is true. I am such a loser.

You are lucky we have no red dots. I would recruit about 100 people to send you to red dot hell for bringing that up.

Meh, don't feel bad. I think DC likes you and you will always have nut.

[MOtorboat]

DC definitely likes dudes, that's for sure.

[slim]

DC definitely likes dudes, that's for sure.

He is a flaming homo, no question.

[Thnikkaman]

He is a flaming homo, no question.

So you both think you have a chance with DC then?

[DallasChief]

So you both think you have a chance with DC then?

One is too short and one is too dumb.

[MOtorboat]

One is too short and one is too dumb.

Well, I'm certainly not the dumb one...

[frauschieze]

One is too short and one is too dumb.

Quit pretending you have standards.

[DallasChief]

Quit pretending you have standards.

You're one to talk. :D

[MOtorboat]

Yeah, leave DC alone, he duped some hot girl into marrying him...

[Rex]

So, it looks like DC is going to skate on this avatar bet.

[DallasChief]

So, it looks like DC is going to skate on this avatar bet.

No. As soon as HD tells me what to use, I'll put it up.

[frauschieze]

You're one to talk. :D

My only standards are that they are breathing and taller than MB. You know that.

[Rex]

My only standards are that they are breathing and taller than MB. You know that.

Well that includes about 99.5% of the US male population. That is a lot of dudes. Even Tubby? Would he work?

[MOtorboat]

That's crap!

Short people need lovin' too.

[Thnikkaman]

That's crap!

Short people need lovin' too.

You can always get yourself thrown in jail. :eyebrows:

[frauschieze]

Well that includes about 99.5% of the US male population. That is a lot of dudes. Even Tubby? Would he work?

Who said anything about males?

[CoachChaz]

6'1", 250 and I work for you (kind of). When does the test drive happen?
________
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[frauschieze]

6'1", 250 and I work for you (kind of). When does the test drive happen?

You name it.

[DallasChief]

Get a room, you two.

[Rex]

Get a room, you two.

It is like Canuck and Mrs. Canuck around here.

[Thnikkaman]

Don't evoke their names. This board will go the way of the freak.

[frauschieze]

I am a Broncos whore. I will take one for the team.

[HolyDiver]

I think a picture of one of us wearing a Bronco jersey with DC's face super-imposed on it would be good, but I will let everyone else help decide. ..................So, give me ideas.

[CoachChaz]

The difference between me and Frau is our situation is professional and purely sexual. Derek and Tara do that whole "love" thing.
________
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[MOtorboat]

I think a picture of one of us wearing a Bronco jersey with DC's face super-imposed on it would be good, but I will let everyone else help decide. ..................So, give me ideas.

....we have been....

[HolyDiver]

....we have been....


I was just thinking of a Bronco helmet..............but you guys seem to want more than that.................So, hurry up and decide, it's a majority rules decission.

[MOtorboat]

I was just thinking of a Bronco helmet..............but you guys seem to want more than that.................So, hurry up and decide, it's a majority rules decission.

...Read the thread...

[tubby]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q224/jribbens02/sbt.jpg

I want this one.

[Rex]

I would go for the John Elway with the Lombardi. Or Shannon Sharp and Portis with the belt.

[MOtorboat]

I want this one.

Ditto.....

[DallasChief]

I can't see tubby's choice. What is it?

[MOtorboat]

I can't see tubby's choice. What is it?

You'll love it.

[Dreadnought]

I think Tubby's choice is perfect

[BroncoJoe]

Either the one above, or someone find a good one of Sharp and Portis and the belt.

That was a beat-down of the Chiefs game.

[MOtorboat]

http://www.alfalcons.com/images/portis5td.jpg


Either the one above, or someone find a good one of Sharp and Portis and the belt.

That was a beat-down of the Chiefs game.

I did find this one...but I couldn't find any others from that night...

[tubby]

http://www.navycompass.com/content/img/f173417/ShannonSharpe.jpg

[claymore]

Is there any pics of Neil Smith Holding the SB trophies? I think that would make a great Avy.

[tubby]

http://iamnotarolemodel.typepad.com/i_am_not_a_role_model/images/portis_belt_1.jpg

[HolyDiver]

someone find the picture of atwater nailing Okoye for me please. ..............A picture, not Youtube.

[tubby]

http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q224/jribbens02/sbt.jpg



--------------------

[Colorado4Life]

How much is that avatar in the window? The one with the waggly tail? How much is that avatar in the window? I do hope that avatar is for sale.

[Broncogator]

DallasAdams??????

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y13/broncogator/dcadams.jpg

[Ricky]

Here are the two that I like HD:

http://www.xjfreak.com/Images/TD%20in%20SB32.bmp

or

http://www.xjfreak.com/Images/elway_preview.jpg

[Rex]

Isnt that Gerard Warren?

[MOtorboat]

Give me about 10 minutes...I think I've got it...

[Broncogator]

Isnt that Gerard Warren?

Sorry wrong fat ass.

[MOtorboat]

Maybe this will work....

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r250/clapton_2/TrophyDC2.jpg

[Broncogator]

DallasAtwater

[tubby]

Maybe this will work....

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r250/clapton_2/TrophyDC2.jpg

I vote for this one. :laugh:

[Rex]

I vote for this one. :laugh:

me too!! :D:cool:

[HolyDiver]

Do the same thing with the pic from 9798's gathering in 2006.......it was 9798, C4L, Chanesaw, cswil and myself..........the picture that was taken in front of his garage............and then super-impose DC's face on all five freaks wearing Bronco jerseys.

[MOtorboat]

Do the same thing with the pic from 9798's gathering in 2006.......it was 9798, C4L, Chanesaw, cswil and myself..........the picture that was taken in front of his garage............and then super-impose DC's face on all five freaks wearing Bronco jerseys.

Go find it, and I'll do it...I can't remember where it was at...

[HolyDiver]

Picture of me thread, post #441 on 12/23.

[MOtorboat]

Picture of me thread, post #441 on 12/23.

Couldn't get a link, could you...

[DallasChief]

Couldn't get a link, could you...

Forget it, MO. It's not worth the effort.

[Rex]

I dont want DC's head on my body. I will feel inadequate to support that mac daddy head.

[HolyDiver]

http://www.broncosforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=376&page=30

here it is MB...............DC will wear this proudly.

[NightTrainLayne]

I dont want DC's head on my body. I will feel inadequate to support that mac daddy head.

Yeah, I guess your back just can't take it huh? :D

[HolyDiver]

MB, this wil get you offical membership into the AMA..............As long as the vets here in this forum are okay with that.

[frauschieze]

I do believe that DC said earlier that seeing Neil Smith in a Broncos jersey caused him pain....

[MOtorboat]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r250/clapton_2/Picture023.jpg

[frauschieze]

LMAO! Beautiful

[DallasChief]

Look at my huge package in the kacki shorts.

[tubby]

Look at my huge package in the kacki shorts.

And nice legs.

[Rex]

That DC in the middle looks like a stud

[DallasChief]

Putting my face on a Rockies shirt is over the top and not part of the bet.

[tubby]

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r250/clapton_2/Picture023.jpg

page 2

______

[Broncogator]

Perfect........

[DallasChief]

This is it?

[HolyDiver]

page 2

______


LMMFAO..................perfect..........DC, please make this your new avater.


sincerly,
HolyDiver

[HolyDiver]

page 2

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The best part is the Chiefs flag burning at the bottom of the picture.

[HolyDiver]

Good job guys......thanks to BG7 for the idea and MB for the picure modification. Now, DC can be a proud Bronco fan until September.

[MOtorboat]

Putting my face on a Rockies shirt is over the top and not part of the bet.

Deal with it.

[tubby]

Holy Diver Owns!!!!!!

[claymore]

I just cant get over how much handsomer C4L is now.....

[MOtorboat]

I just cant get over how much handsomer C4L is now.....

Well, according the "post pics of ex's here" thread, he could pull some serious puntang now.

[claymore]

Well, according the "post pics of ex's here" thread, he could pull some serious puntang now.
You dont have to be handsome MB, everyone knows that...... You just have to be handsom to drive a Scion and pull tang. :laugh:

[claymore]

I feel like I may have hurt you in the above post MB. You know I was kidding. Have you thought of an inter office affair yet?

[MOtorboat]

I feel like I may have hurt you in the above post MB. You know I was kidding. Have you thought of an inter office affair yet?

You didn't hurt me, clay...because it's true. And you can't turn away from the truth. You run straight at it like a retarded kid with a helmet.

Of course, that strategy didn't work last time, either, so maybe I should just abandon all hope.

[claymore]

You didn't hurt me, clay...because it's true. And you can't turn away from the truth. You run straight at it like a retarded kid with a helmet.

Of course, that strategy didn't work last time, either, so maybe I should just abandon all hope.
Make sure you pluck your eyebrows. People like retarded kids with good personalities, but hate people with a single brow.

How bout the inter office thing, your in charge of hiring people right? Get one of those russian girls to apply. She would owe you big time.

[MOtorboat]

Make sure you pluck your eyebrows. People like retarded kids with good personalities, but hate people with a single brow.

How bout the inter office thing, your in charge of hiring people right? Get one of those russian girls to apply. She would owe you big time.

Unfortunately, I am not in charge of hiring sales people...

[pnbronco]

This is it?

HD and DC this is just perfect, enjoy :elefant:

[DallasChief]

You dont have to be handsome MB, everyone knows that...... You just have to be handsom to drive a Scion and pull tang. :laugh:

:beer:

You just get 'em really drunk. :D

[claymore]

:beer:

You just get 'em really drunk. :DIve never met a girl that didnt like a shot of Bacardi Lemon in her beer. And I have never met a girl who didnt get sassy/fancy after drinking it. :welcome:

[broncogirl7]

Great job MB and HD.
Now everytime I see DC's post I laugh and cry at the same time.

[claymore]

Great job MB and HD.
Now everytime I see DC's post I laugh and cry at the same time.Like yours without the laughing........ :D

[broncogirl7]

Like yours without the laughing........ :D

Clay, you are such a sweet man.:tsk:

[claymore]

Clay, you are such a sweet man.:tsk:I feel partially responsible for it. Thats why it hurts, did you get that out of the "Hot guy/Beefs commitment issues thread"?

[frauschieze]

Clay, you are such a sweet man.:tsk:

:rolleyes:

If only you knew the truth......

[broncogirl7]

I feel partially responsible for it. Thats why it hurts, did you get that out of the "Hot guy/Beefs commitment issues thread"?

I believe that is where I may have formulated my opinion.:eek:

[claymore]

I believe that is where I may have formulated my opinion.:eek:Karma is a Bish!

[broncogirl7]

Karma is a Bish!

Tell me about it! But it is a new and wonderful year with lots of possibilities!!!:elefant:

[DallasChief]

IF you guys want me to change to this, I will. I think it's funnier and you can see my face better.

http://thehornedtoad.com/dchd.jpg

[NightTrainLayne]

IF you guys want me to change to this, I will. I think it's funnier and you can see my face better.

http://thehornedtoad.com/dchd.jpg

Very good. I vote for this new and improved version. I especially like the do-rag.

[Broncogator]

can someone put a chicken in HD's hand instead of a beer bottle.

[tubby]

I would not mess with Holy Diver in a million years.

[Thnikkaman]

Could this be HD?

http://www.stuffwelike.com/stuffwelike/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/070828_balls_hmed_2phmedium.jpg

[Broncogator]

HD's chicken balls of fury