View Full Version : Hours after Signing with the Raiders: Pigeon in trouble with the LAW!
Bronco Warrior
10-22-2009, 09:44 PM
Report out of Oakland: Just hours after signing with the Oakland Raiders for a lot of SCRATCH, "Pigeon" was seen outside a local night spot across the Bay in San Franscico..well above it on a billboard. When a disruption broke out between "Pigeon" and some of his less reputable companions, Police were called to the scene. When the officers arrived,a department spokeperson said that as a officer approach "Pigeon" and the others "Pigeon" attempted to flee the scene and in doing so "Crapped" on Officer StephOn 'sweetpants" Johnson striking him in the face and shoulders with fecal matter! Pigeon will be screened by the SF County prosecutors office for charges of Obstruction of Justice, Fleeing the scene.., and Assaulting a Police Officer! Department Spokesperson said that they are pushing the DA for a Hate Crime Enhancement because they feel that Pigeon's actions were motivated by "Hate" because he knew Officer SweetPants" Johnson is Gay!
When reached for Comment: Pigeon responded by saying that the Disturbance had been started by another Pigeon trying to sell him sub-quality product, Not the good seed he was used too, and that a noisy squabbly broke out! As for the Assault on a Police Officer: He was startled and believed the Man was just a member of the "Village People" tribute group performing at the popular gay night club below the billboard, and did not realize he was a real Oficer. Pigeon or "P-Diz" as he is known on the street, strenuously denies any premedition or malice due to his orientation!
In a related story :
Desperate for a boost too, the San Iego announced an open tryout for Special teams players to Boost THEIR Kick Coverage as well!
Hundreds gathered outside the stadium today for the try out!
One hopeful was selected and upon signing as a Charger, got into the spirit of being a Charger, immediately left the stadium and attacked a small asian woman! He claimed that she was drunk and he as to attack her to keep her from driving away on her Big Wheel!
http://www.broncosforums.com/forums/picture.php?albumid=104&pictureid=901
shank
10-22-2009, 09:45 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahhahahaha
better?
Go ahead and delete posts....the thread still sucks.
Bronco Warrior
10-22-2009, 09:49 PM
Go ahead and delete posts....the thread still sucks.
I moved it to Smack at King87's suggestion..cause he was right! Do you think I care what an ignorant douchebag with no sense of humor thinks?
Shazam!
10-22-2009, 09:55 PM
Do you think I care what an ignorant douchebag with no sense of humor thinks?
Easy there bro.
I moved it to Smack at King87's suggestion..cause he was right! Do you think I care what an ignorant douchebag with no sense of humor thinks?
Tell us again about the perils of donating blood.
Bronco Warrior
10-22-2009, 10:01 PM
Easy there bro.
I just refuse to deal with people with the IQ and imagination of Kitty litter! Maybe I'll get banned for something I didn't do again! Or standing up for myself when getting piled on and called names!
You see a decent person doesn't feel the need to go out of their way to take a shot at others!
I just refuse to deal with people with the IQ and imagination of Kitty litter! Maybe I'll get banned for something I didn't do again! Or standing up for myself when getting piled on and called names!
You see a decent person doesn't feel the need to go out of their way to take a shot at others!
You are the only one here that has resorted to name calling...so I agree and I see your point.
Bronco Warrior
10-22-2009, 10:03 PM
Tell us again about the perils of donating blood.
This thread had nothing to do with that thread. Grow up if a 5 year old can!
frauschieze
10-22-2009, 10:04 PM
I realize this is Smack, and no rules have been broken, but cool it guys.
No reason for this to start.
Bronco Warrior
10-22-2009, 10:04 PM
You are the only one here that has resorted to name calling...so I agree and I see your point.
You're the one coming on to a thread to give me crap about stuff that has nothing do do with the thread.
You're the one coming on to a thread to give me crap about stuff that has nothing do do with the thread.
Right and you are the one calling people names.
I am glad we have that straightened out.
Overtime
10-22-2009, 10:12 PM
this thread is full of fail
Devilspawn
10-22-2009, 10:14 PM
Remember when Wile E Coyote fell off a cliff, that loooooooong fading whistling sound right before the *poof*
yeah
Timmy!
10-22-2009, 10:15 PM
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/5869/844812-fail_thread_super.jpg
Bronco Warrior
10-22-2009, 10:17 PM
Sorry nobody has a sense of humor! It is currently published in 50,000 copies of an entertainment paper. I guess we just have a better sense of humor here!
Sorry nobody has a sense of humor! It is currently published in 50,000 copies of an entertainment paper. I guess we just have a better sense of humor here!
You put it in the wrong forum man.....
BW, just chillax man. You and I made amends and we didn't exactly start out on a huge rainbow of love.
Bronco Warrior
10-22-2009, 10:26 PM
You put it in the wrong forum man.....
King I took your advice and moved it immediately to Smack. You were right! deleted and reposted it
King I took your advice and moved it immediately to Smack. You were right! deleted and reposted it
I know man, I'm just saying you should think of it this way. You know how you have a funny joke, but you botch in how you tell it, and then you retell it, and its funny, but not really because of the new context of it?
We're there man.
Timmy!
10-22-2009, 10:29 PM
http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/10823/original/butthurt.jpg
Overtime
10-22-2009, 10:48 PM
http://cdn2.knowyourmeme.com/i/10823/original/butthurt.jpg
best post in this thread. :lol::lol::lol:
WTF is going on in this thread? Wasn't this about the Raiders? :confused:
okay nevermind..
Devilspawn
10-23-2009, 12:49 AM
WTF is going on in this thread? Wasn't this about the Raiders? :confused:
okay nevermind..
There must've been some hot action between posts 1 and 3, but we missed it. :(
It wasn't a well written article in any sense and I guess Warrior got upset. Just people's opinion. It lacked a compelling antagonist, a suffering protagonist that defied the odds to conquer his/her demons, and of course it lacked the most important thing: proper grammar. A hardcore sophomore jinx from his Crow Cafe thread, which was not too shabby.
But who cares, that freakin pigeon is the talk of The Nation! :elefant:
Day1BroncoFan
10-23-2009, 12:56 AM
What pigeon?
Devilspawn
10-23-2009, 12:59 AM
What pigeon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5MSBv_mqJg
4.12 speed
Day1BroncoFan
10-23-2009, 01:00 AM
:elefant:
Yeah that pigeon was the highlight of that game. Other than Miller's nice run after the catch...that bird was funny as hell.
But just like many of the Faider players, the bird flew down the field and stopped to eat something....ala JaMarcan't. :tsk:
Overtime
10-23-2009, 10:16 AM
it's not that no one here has a sense of humor, the fact of the matter is the article was just blatantly stupid.
Thank goodness BW is banned.
Overtime
10-23-2009, 11:07 AM
Thank goodness BW is banned.
I agree and this thread should be deleted because it's one of the worst threads ever. :laugh:
Reidman
10-23-2009, 11:20 AM
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8472/hotchickinpinkpantiesg.jpg (http://img514.imageshack.us/i/hotchickinpinkpantiesg.jpg/)
There....thread redeemed!
NightTrainLayne
10-23-2009, 11:40 AM
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8472/hotchickinpinkpantiesg.jpg (http://img514.imageshack.us/i/hotchickinpinkpantiesg.jpg/)
there....thread redeemed!
and how!!!!!!
Day1BroncoFan
10-23-2009, 11:56 AM
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8472/hotchickinpinkpantiesg.jpg (http://img514.imageshack.us/i/hotchickinpinkpantiesg.jpg/)
There....thread redeemed!
This does not belong in this thread. It should be in one of the "Hot Women" threads so it can be viewed by many. :salute:
This does not belong in this thread. It should be in one of the "Hot Women" threads so it can be viewed by many. :salute:
I believe you missed the point of why he posted it in this thread.
Day1BroncoFan
10-23-2009, 01:34 PM
I believe you missed the point of why he posted it in this thread.
No, not at all. I'm just saying that she should be in a thread that can be viewed and appreciated. This thread will die and she will be buried with it.
This thread cannot be redeemed and is destined to die unlike the "Hot Women" threads. ;)
No, not at all. I'm just saying that she should be in a thread that can be viewed and appreciated. This thread will die and she will be buried with it.
This thread cannot be redeemed and is destined to die unlike the "Hot Women" threads. ;)
Well then I think you know what needs to be done.
Day1BroncoFan
10-23-2009, 01:42 PM
Well then I think you know what needs to be done.
Copy and paste me thinks.
that was one of the lamest stories i have read. I think he posted it at the Mane too. After leaving here, he found a new home at the Mane to be crucified there too. The thread is now in the Horse's Butt and worth a read. Dude just cant make friends.
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=86087&page=12
that was one of the lamest stories i have read. I think he posted it at the Mane too. After leaving here, he found a new home at the Mane to be crucified there too. The thread is now in the Horse's Butt and worth a read. Dude just cant make friends.
http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=86087&page=12
can't read it cause I have to log in and I don't have an acct there...oh well.
http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8472/hotchickinpinkpantiesg.jpg (http://img514.imageshack.us/i/hotchickinpinkpantiesg.jpg/)
There....thread redeemed!
That girls eyes are ridiculously sexy!
That girls eyes are ridiculously sexy!
If that girl has a face I sure haven't seen it.
LRtagger
10-26-2009, 03:09 PM
If that girl has a face I sure haven't seen it.
Yea, I'm too busy looking at those sheets....damn I bet those are 500 thread count. Super nice!
Day1BroncoFan
10-26-2009, 03:37 PM
That girls eyes are ridiculously sexy!
There is nothing I can see about her that is not sexy. :cool:
underrated29
10-26-2009, 03:51 PM
Sorry nobody has a sense of humor! It is currently published in 50,000 copies of an entertainment paper. I guess we just have a better sense of humor here!
WOW!
I know someone remarked about this post. But dayum. Better not let the reverend from the OM see this one.
LRtagger
10-26-2009, 06:56 PM
WOW!
I know someone remarked about this post. But dayum. Better not let the reverend from the OM see this one.
Too late I already posted it over there :lol:
shank
10-26-2009, 07:13 PM
anyone got a name? hotchickinpinkpanties doesn't do me any good.
:bump2:
sorry had to do it..saw a guest reading it and I was like wow this is an old
thread.
guy was banned and so is OT...:lol:
sneakers
03-26-2011, 04:25 AM
I am so confused..
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