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09-03-2007, 08:50 PM
I'm going to launch this one with one I wrote in 2005, I believe.
(Wow, I was a veritable prophet. :shocked: )
There once was a QB named Kerry,
Who didn't know what to do,
The game was getting pretty hairy,
'Cause his defense was letting everyone thru.
So he took the pigskin and threw it far,
But it landed a few feet short
Into the hands of a grateful Bronco
Who keeps the ball today in his carport.
The guy who should have caught it,
His name was Randy Moss,
The QB was good, they said, and he bought it,
So today he's somewhere selling lip gloss.
But the story does have a happy ending,
And completely tarnished is not the Raider name,
Kerry quit when Moss had a fit,
And Oakland finally won a game.
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(Wow, I was a veritable prophet. :shocked: )
There once was a QB named Kerry,
Who didn't know what to do,
The game was getting pretty hairy,
'Cause his defense was letting everyone thru.
So he took the pigskin and threw it far,
But it landed a few feet short
Into the hands of a grateful Bronco
Who keeps the ball today in his carport.
The guy who should have caught it,
His name was Randy Moss,
The QB was good, they said, and he bought it,
So today he's somewhere selling lip gloss.
But the story does have a happy ending,
And completely tarnished is not the Raider name,
Kerry quit when Moss had a fit,
And Oakland finally won a game.
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