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09-03-2007, 09:45 PM
Don't put any poetry or prose in here unless it insults the Chargers.
(Oh, okay . . . we'll give Chargers fans equal time in here. :pout: )



So here we are in the land of the dolts,
The only place where the owner revolts,
Where balmy weather rules the day
And defensive tackles look like Ellie Mae.

Who's the head coach?
You never know from day to day,
Today he's got you in the playoffs,
Tomorrow he's on his way.

But my mother said always say something nice,
And I finally thought of something, after thinking once or twice,
Even tho' the Super Bowl, the dolts have never seen,
I must say, to this very day, their trophy case looks very clean.

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Bronco Bible
09-07-2007, 08:29 AM
Easy to dust empty shelves:cricket:

sanluis
09-07-2007, 03:14 PM
Easy to dust empty shelves:cricket:

LMAO!! go head and give it a try Mr. Cricket!! :cool:

broncos9697
09-07-2007, 05:11 PM
man get out of here you should be at your 2nd job now...
that was great you have a future...

sanluis
10-09-2007, 03:24 PM
Well I have to tell ya I was really surprised
Just how bad things are in Denver I now have realized
When the 41-3 beat down last Sunday materialized
And now Denver is beat into the ground and Neutralized
With thunder and lightning Denver was Pulverized :ahhhhh:
And must take this time off to get reorganized

Good luck to you guys until we meet again
And beat your butts much to your chagrin!:D

sanluis
11-16-2007, 03:44 PM
Man oh man the AFCW is a herd of turds
Stinking up this season for no good reason
Our players and coaches have committed high treason

Now luck is on the Chargers side
Time for LT to step up and not hide
Turnaround our season and stop this slide
Sixty minute football is the rule we must abide
Come Christmas eve our teams will collide
And we will cast Denver into the great divide:D

So Denver fans better buy up plenty of booze
Come Christmas eve game your team is going to lose :nod:

sanluis
12-06-2007, 09:51 AM
I am sick of stats and he said she said crap
It's time to bring this thread back from it's nap
And lay down a slap of rhyming smack

Letting you Broncos know x-mas eve your teams going to suck
Because old Shanahan is all out of his little pixie dust luck
And from the young QB Cutler the football we will pluck
As all the the Charger fans cheer for LT and he says shucks

So stock up now you poor little ponies
You'll need plenty of booze after you lose
Come X-mas eve your team will be exposed as phonies
And that people is no baloney!!

Bring it !!!! :laugh:

underrated29
12-07-2007, 10:45 PM
Bring it you say, i'm headed your way
Christmas eve's new name, is now d day
The broncos have begun their attack, and i shall lead the smack
Here we come bolt fans, watch your back.

Little phil-omina is in serious trouble
You might want to get him his own body double
it wont be his 3 picks, or the one for six
it will be the battered bruise carcas that they cant fix

Gates, jacksons, and the other guys will be of no use
Norv hates, our actions, when we never call truce
mikey takes, fractions, of bolts honor like a slueth
hidden in wakes, with passion, you know this is the truth
As Jay fakes, play action, hes now thrown a duece
Travis breaks, through with traction, he runs harder then a moose


john lynches hit, will be a real stomach churner
he went from 1st to 5th rd tender, that poor michael turner.
you've got one player left, the old mvp
little miss sunshine, aka LT
after a slaughter you'll crawl to your brige and then go under
you want it, it brought it, you called down the thunder!

Broncos Mtnman
12-08-2007, 05:26 PM
There's this team that we call the Bolts
Who have played like a bunch of lame Dolts
Since Turner's been there
The Chargers suck air
In the end, the fans will revolt

sanluis
12-27-2007, 03:34 PM
Rivers is now public enemy # 1
Left Denver sucking their thumbs
To bad Cutler can't play ball
Let Denver fans all have a big fall
While us Charger fans are all walking tall

We haven't owned Denver like this since 1963
We went to mile high and Cutler down your tree
We've won four in row and look primed for more
While in Denver they look to the draft
To try and fix their team of crap!! :D

sanluis
01-01-2008, 11:59 PM
Bates is so great he is going to turn our D around
Instead Denver's D is soft and get pushed into the ground
Our Denver team will now be so much better I heard again and again
What really happened, ......sure it made me grin:D
Your team sucked just like I said it would
Mikes master plan ended up in the trash can
And Bronco playoff hopes are nothing but a broken dream
The way Denver played must have made you all scream
Because your team got creamed by the likes of the Oakland Raiders:laugh:
Have fun starting your mock drafts and hope your team can master it's craft
If you think things will be better next year you surely must be daft!!!:2thumbs::ciao:

sanluis
01-02-2008, 12:11 PM
64-6 sure must make Denver sick
The Chargers beat em with a big stick
Last in the Division could be what I envision
When 2008 opens with fan's full of derision's
Calling for the coaches head
Wishing they still had old Jake the snake instead
Pining away for that fender bending bearded head
But Denver is stuck with our new Butler Jay Cutler
Much to Denver's collective dread!!!

:D

sanluis
01-02-2008, 04:53 PM
Next year looks like more of the same
No oline or dline and a wide out that is lame
These ponies sure are tame now during the game
I wonder who Mike is going to try to blame
When another season goes up in flames!!

sanluis
01-03-2008, 01:43 PM
Where have all the ponies gone
None around to bang their gong
Like their players they have all run to smoke their bongs:eek:
As Mike prepares to write his swan song

Cheer up little Cutler don't be sad
You get paid a lot of money and should be glad
Pick up your chin and wipe off that grin
Your play sucks much to Denver's chagrin
Maybe they should trade up again
And get another bargain basement quarter back
To try to improve Cutler's weak ass attack

Now don't just sit their sucking your thumb
Thinking how much you hope the Chargers go one and done
Throw down a rhyme and lay it down fine
None of that weak crap that has been coming from your traps!!!

Bring it ponys!!! :welcome:

underrated29
01-03-2008, 02:37 PM
Rivers get it straight, your skills are sub par!
Just because you play on a good team, doesnt mean you are!
Your team has only now started to traverse the wall
And they are doing so much better when you dont throw the ball.
Your little probowl stint made you feel cozy and warm all over
Now that the league has seen you, you couldnt make it back witha 4 leaf clvr
I ran out of room and had to abbreviate
to bad for you and your poor skills there arent pills to aleviate
Balls to balls cutler owns you in every category good grief
you think you are the next best thing, but your the next ryan leaf
Half of our team is rookies or 2nd years
Now they got some PT, next year you will be at home drinking the beers
Watching us in the playoffs. As we begin our annual decade run
10 years are over and man BACK 2 BACK superbowls are fun
We'd ask you the same thing but you are too young
And what does your team think? Oh, snap- they have never done one.

sanluis
01-03-2008, 06:03 PM
Rated you are a good man
Denver is lucky to have you as a fan
You bring a good game
your smack is almost never lame
You keep Denver's flame burning
Even when their play leaves your stomach churning!!:D

underrated29
01-04-2008, 07:00 PM
Thanks for the props san
same for you and charger land
Just a shame travis let me down
as now i look like an azz clown
But i havent tallied up the yards
even though i know you hold all the cards
So maybe next year
i will be the one to cheer
but since i didnt take first
i am prepared, do your worst

and there it shall stay
until we win again someday
Hopefully soon, hopefully fast
enjoy your victory because it wont last


Good luck in the playoffs. I still dont want you to win for rivers little show. But your reppin the west so show them how we do it over here. (or how we (broncos) used too.)

dogfish
01-04-2008, 07:12 PM
sanluis, talk now while you can
you know quite well that norv doesn't have a plan
a hope, a prayer or a clue
when you reach the playoffs, what will he do?
fail, there's no doubt
once again the sparklers will be one and out
they'll dance on your bolt while 53 dolts
can do nothing about it but pout


stay classy san diego!



:beer:

sanluis
01-07-2008, 12:08 PM
sanluis, talk now while you can
you know quite well that norv doesn't have a plan
a hope, a prayer or a clue
when you reach the playoffs, what will he do?
fail, there's no doubt
once again the sparklers will be one and out
they'll dance on your bolt while 53 dolts
can do nothing about it but pout


stay classy san diego!


:beer:

One more week to tweak your beak.
Next up are the Colts for my lightning Bolts
No one and done for us living in the sun
Leaving you guys bummed while we have more fun

Payedaton is scared of our team
Last he saw us he threw some picks
Hell, he threw a new record of six!!
Still the Colts should have won that game
My hope this time is that we don't look lame
Leave Payton mad and blaming his line again
As the Chargers move on to NE much to your chagrin!!:D

STAY LUCKY SAN DIEGO!!!!

sanluis
01-17-2008, 01:30 PM
Dogfish my man your rhymes are mighty fine:salute:
This Sunday my Chargers will put it all on the line
It will be a huge upset to all the network heads
As our Chargers beat the Pats and knock the CEOs dead
Much to all the Corporations massive dread

A storm is coming to New England
Thunder and Lightning for the NFL it will be frightening
When their chosen team ends up being a wet dream
Cutting the Super Bowl advertising revenue in half will make them scream
As the San Diego Super Chargers knock out the NFL's chosen team!!:D:lol:

sanluis
04-03-2008, 06:47 PM
This year the commish opens Monday night with a battle of the worst
Is this really wise to go to the hole with Denver and Oakland first:confused:
I hate to burst the winners bubble, they are still in deep trouble
When they meet the Chargers all hope is going to crumble
Because your new QBs are just going to fumble
As the fans all boo as their teams stumble and bumble the game away:D

claymore
04-03-2008, 07:09 PM
Chargers suck,
I kicked a duck,
WTF?

The Chargers are over rated,
Rivers likes to be penetrated,

Marty's gone,
Merrysman smokes the bong,
but thats better than rivers smokin the dong,

Turner chokes,
LT is stoked,
Not on past accolades, but retirement days.

Chargers a few good years, isnt worth the tears.
Nor the beers or scandalous jeers they take as fans.
Every Charger chick eventually gets boned by a Bronco fan.

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t34/cemoowxx/alcoholic-1.gif

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04-03-2008, 07:12 PM
For the first time in a long time,
The dolts weren't one and done,
They began to chime that life was sublime,
They were going to New England to have some fun.

Why did Rivers go quiet after filliing the air
With the trump of an elk and the breath of a bear?
When the game was over, and they were all through with it,
Did his humiliation of defeat have anything to do with it?

Well, the season is long over,
And the trophy case is still bare,
I'll look in my mom's old trunk for some knick-knacks and junk,
And send them to our Charger friends.

They've just got to put something there . . . :coffee:

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sanluis
04-03-2008, 07:14 PM
Chargers suck,
I kicked a duck,
WTF?

The Chargers are over rated,
Rivers likes to be penetrated,

Marty's gone,
Merrysman smokes the bong,
but thats better than rivers smokin the dong,

Turner chokes,
LT is stoked,
Not on past accolades, but retirement days.

Chargers a few good years, isnt worth the tears.
Nor the beers or scandalous jeers they take as fans.
Every Charger chick eventually gets boned by a Bronco fan.

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t34/cemoowxx/alcoholic-1.gif

LOL! :shocked:

Broncospsycho77
04-03-2008, 07:49 PM
Chargers suck,
I kicked a duck,
WTF?

The Chargers are over rated,
Rivers likes to be penetrated,

Marty's gone,
Merrysman smokes the bong,
but thats better than rivers smokin the dong,

Turner chokes,
LT is stoked,
Not on past accolades, but retirement days.

Chargers a few good years, isnt worth the tears.
Nor the beers or scandalous jeers they take as fans.
Every Charger chick eventually gets boned by a Bronco fan.

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t34/cemoowxx/alcoholic-1.gif

Poetry at its finest; it brought a tear to my eye.
Can't wait for the season to make Rivers cry!

sanluis
04-03-2008, 08:07 PM
For the first time in a long time,
The dolts weren't one and done,
They began to chime that life was sublime,
They were going to New England to have some fun.

Why did Rivers go quiet after filliing the air
With the trump of an elk and the breath of a bear?
When the game was over, and they were all through with it,
Did his humiliation of defeat have anything to do with it?

Well, the season is long over,
And the trophy case is still bare,
I'll look in my mom's old trunk for some knick-knacks and junk,
And send them to our Charger friends.

They've just got to put something there . . . :coffee:

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Nice work Tops!!!:lol:

BoltsOwnU
04-04-2008, 04:34 PM
Time for this lyrical master to lay down his track
Scything down Donkfans with my brutal attack
These streets belong to the Bolts of San Diego
Nevermind the average Donkfan living out of an old winnebago
Kicking you donkeys when you're down seems unfair
Surely your teams plain suckulence must be tough to bear
Cutler is an underperforming whiner, that much is true
Rivers however, without exception, beats you black and blue
Even Shanarat knows who owns this division
This year we'll destroy teams like nuclear fission
Donkfans best get to know the History Channel
They haven't been competitive since grunge bands and flannel
Trophy polish they can borrow from Raider scums
Although to be fair, the Donks are barely better than those bums
Well, here's to a season full of great football
Too bad we won't see any played when Denver gets the call
Maybe a touchdown this season against us might you get
Still, you've got better odds playing powerball than making that bet.:coffee:

turftoad
04-04-2008, 04:42 PM
Time for this lyrical master to lay down his track
Scything down Donkfans with my brutal attack
These streets belong to the Bolts of San Diego
Nevermind the average Donkfan living out of an old winnebago
Kicking you donkeys when you're down seems unfair
Surely your teams plain suckulence must be tough to bear
Cutler is an underperforming whiner, that much is true
Rivers however, without exception, beats you black and blue
Even Shanarat knows who owns this division
This year we'll destroy teams like nuclear fission
Donkfans best get to know the History Channel
They haven't been competitive since grunge bands and flannel
Trophy polish they can borrow from Raider scums
Although to be fair, the Donks are barely better than those bums
Well, here's to a season full of great football
Too bad we won't see any played when Denver gets the call
Maybe a touchdown this season against us might you get
Still, you've got better odds playing powerball than making that bet.:coffee:

:boring:

Broncospsycho77
04-04-2008, 05:25 PM
Time for this lyrical master to lay down his track
Scything down Donkfans with my brutal attack
These streets belong to the Bolts of San Diego
Nevermind the average Donkfan living out of an old winnebago
Kicking you donkeys when you're down seems unfair
Surely your teams plain suckulence must be tough to bear
Cutler is an underperforming whiner, that much is true
Rivers however, without exception, beats you black and blue
Even Shanarat knows who owns this division
This year we'll destroy teams like nuclear fission
Donkfans best get to know the History Channel
They haven't been competitive since grunge bands and flannel
Trophy polish they can borrow from Raider scums
Although to be fair, the Donks are barely better than those bums
Well, here's to a season full of great football
Too bad we won't see any played when Denver gets the call
Maybe a touchdown this season against us might you get
Still, you've got better odds playing powerball than making that bet.:coffee:

Grammar is a virtue, old Sparkler fan
Your argument is null with so many errors in this span
:D

underrated29
04-04-2008, 05:49 PM
Time for this lyrical master to lay down his track
Scything down Donkfans with my brutal attack
These streets belong to the Bolts of San Diego
Nevermind the average Donkfan living out of an old winnebago
Kicking you donkeys when you're down seems unfair
Surely your teams plain suckulence must be tough to bear
Cutler is an underperforming whiner, that much is true
Rivers however, without exception, beats you black and blue
Even Shanarat knows who owns this division
This year we'll destroy teams like nuclear fission
Donkfans best get to know the History Channel
They haven't been competitive since grunge bands and flannel
Trophy polish they can borrow from Raider scums
Although to be fair, the Donks are barely better than those bums
Well, here's to a season full of great football
Too bad we won't see any played when Denver gets the call
Maybe a touchdown this season against us might you get
Still, you've got better odds playing powerball than making that bet.:coffee:



Its about time you showed your face in here bou
for a while i thought it just us two. (me and san)


Master of rhymes or lord of the flies,
a king among ants? or red spot on Micheal vicks thighs :eek:
Thats what all dolts are there should be no surprise
immaculate waste that all do despise
a waste of talent, a waste of a team
jake plummer will be back before you win something
we got to sing, and we got the bling
we got two fingers to show you.................
one for each ring.

You stepped in our lair
and we laid down
we were living on a prayer
and played worse than funkytown
but we will get up stand up
we are no longer free fallin
the broncos are fed up and will man up
cuz damn DOOM is....BALLIN
call it a hunch but it more than a feeling inside
this is what will happen when worlds colide

Broncos 50- bolts-0.
you were the helpless famly and we were deneiro

sanluis
04-04-2008, 06:36 PM
Its not our chant that brought our AFCW rule
It's our D and Mr. LT that takes Denver to School
Makes old Mike Shanahan look quite the fool
64-6 has to make Old Mike sick
That poor old coach is a *****!
As his team goes out and lays a brick
Fourth down failures being his new trick
Hey Mike! Maybe next year try to score more than just six.:lol:

sanluis
04-04-2008, 06:41 PM
Grammar is a virtue, old Sparkler fan
Your argument is null with so many errors in this span
:D

Well step in and show us how its done
Give it a try and have some fun!!

(Otherwise your post is null!! :D)

BoltsOwnU
04-04-2008, 07:20 PM
:boring:

You must be doing exercises for that hole of yours
Maybe for your cellmate before dropping to all fours?
Oh my bad, you aren't a fan of the Silver and Black
Nevertheless Donkfan let your team get a td before you talk smack.
Nice to see folks criticize those with the guts to rumble
While they sit on the sidelines watching their franchise crumble
Try to man up and take some poetry out for a whirl
Then move out of your folks' basement, and someday maybe, kiss a girl!:eek:

Broncospsycho77
04-04-2008, 08:55 PM
Well step in and show us how its done
Give it a try and have some fun!!

(Otherwise your post is null!! :D)

Charger fan, oh Charger fan, how sorry can you be?
Spitting insult after insult, why the cruel heartedness from thee?

Regardless of your franchise's disarray
And Norv's awful coaching style
The Broncos will wait for that fateful day
To give revenge surely worthwhile

The players, what a disgrace
There's no passion on the field
And Merriman and the gang better brace
For what Cutler and co. have concealed

Be ready for a ruthless barrage
The plans we have in store
For Cutler and his entourage
Can do nothing more than score

Tearing up that Charger D
Will come as natural as that Rocky Mountain air
And wait until Cromartie can see
He's just a poser who's unaware

BMarsh will fly
And Cromartie will cry
As he simply can no longer pursue

Jay has the plan
And with just a quick scan
He'll leave the Chargers' D all askew

Charger fan oh Charger fan, what is so hard to ascertain?
You have asked and now you shall receive,
For the Broncos rule this domain!:cool:

Devilspawn
04-04-2008, 09:02 PM
Trophy polish they can borrow from Raider scums
Although to be fair, the Donks are barely better than those bums

Booooooooo!

My man BOU :beer: it's almost good to see you :coffee:
Kinda like Rosie O'Donnell in a thong and see-though
Some Cinderella story, just look at the b-tch rot
Sill coming to the dance in a stained dress and flip flops
Instead of mingling with champions, she was told to kick rocks
Forget Gatorade, the skank was drenched from a piss pot
And now the Charger trophy questions are starting to mount
So instead I'll ask a question where you can actually count
How many years left before your team runs out of steam
Watching them fail is like crushing my litte brother's dreams
If you were smarter long ago, you wouldve chosen another team
You're the Arizona Cardinals just with a different color scheme
Two playoff wins in 13 years doesn't make you a lock
More like a flash in a pan like burning shrimps on a Wok
Trust me, you don't wanna grow balls in this fight
Just take a seat like Tomlinson and call it a night
Before I rip off your fake crown and take piss in your chalice
Yeah you're sitting on a throne... renting space in my palace
My throne's too big for you as you kick your little feet in my air
Wait that's not a throne, it's the AFC West highchair!
Just as sure as my sigs rock a bevy of hotties with heavenly bodies
Bolts may Own U but I own everybody
Get the analogy my fickle little fiend
I gamble with $100s, your stuggling on nickle machines
And don't bother putting gang references in heavy rotation
Like saying Alcatraz is the Raider Fan's location
And if you use verses about guns being our only vocation
My next lyrics won't clap you, they'll give a standing ovation
Remember that before I have to demolish your grill
Now let me polish my trophy while you polish up on your skills :fight:

sanluis
04-18-2008, 11:00 PM
Scorched earth is all that can be seen for miles around
No coach, GM or talent can be found
What happened to the ponies is so profound
The once proud franchise is now broken Down
Leaving their fans with nothing but frowns

I know it's not nice to come in here and clown around
Knock you around and grind Denver fans into the ground
But some still can't comprehend the beat down that was 07
64-6 for the Charger you know it was just like heaven

In 08 things are going to be great
Filling Denver fans with tons of Charger hate
As Rivers points to the scoreboard and ends all debate!
When the last few Denver fans see the Chargers annihilate !!! :lol:

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04-19-2008, 02:52 AM
enialate? :confused:

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sanluis
04-19-2008, 05:06 PM
enialate? :confused:

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LOL!! wow, I messed that up! :lol:

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05-26-2008, 02:36 AM
When the Broncos take the field this fall,
They're going to run into Phyllis.
When he sees the blood in the eyes of Doom and all,
He'll say, "Look out boys, they're here to kill us."

A bad mistake ol' Phyllis made
when he opened his big mouth to Jay,
He'll find that what Jay then weighed
Was not what it is today.

While Jay steps up behind his retooled line
And completes pass after pass,
Phyllis' day won't be so fine;
He's going to spend it on his . . . well, you know . . .

Shanny's going to be like Stonewall Jackson,
Remember him, "the white of your eyes"?
By the time the Broncos begin to take action,
The dolts won't look so big in size.

Just remember what I said about that fateful day
When the Broncos take the field this fall,
When the dolts pray for the Broncos to go away,
And the dolts will all retire from football.

:D

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Broncos Mtnman
05-26-2008, 08:29 PM
enialate? :confused:

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Looks like he uses "Hooked on Phonics"

:laugh:

Requiem / The Dagda
05-28-2008, 05:22 PM
Here's a Charger Chant to the beat of T.I.'s - Top Back. . .

I remember the days of Stan Humphries,
before Marty and Norv started takin' dumpies.
When Natron Means was totin' the rock,
and the Chargers deserved their stock.
They might have an up and comer in Cromartie,
but as long as Champ is in the West they ain't sniffin' the Lombardi.

As far as their QB goes, I hear he's ******* retarded,
run his mouth like a housewife and the beatin' gets started.
When Tim Crowder on the prowl Rivers ass be dearly departed,
if Dumervil wit' him you better call an ambulance because he's gettin' carted.
I ain't prayin' for an injury,
but just pointin' out that with Rivers, the Chargers are history.

So they got a LaDanian,
but he's a has-been if you know what I'm sayin'.
Maybe a never-was if ya understand,
not enough talent on his own to take 'em to the promise land.
Gettin' up in age, losin' speed on his wheels,
next off-season you can catch him workin' at Scheels.

Another rhyme for Phyllis the little bitch,
2008 gonna be the year where he hit up Champ and Dre for a couple pick six.
As the saying says you can't teach an old dog new tricks,
and the fact of football is that Phyllis Rivers sucks ****.
Phyllis Rivers drops it like it's hot,
on the otherhand Jay Cutty always hit the G-Spot.

That's all for now.

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06-16-2008, 05:25 PM
What's going to happen to Phyllis Rivers' mouth
When the dolts game
Comes up lame,
And their season has gone south?

Rumors abound, go round and round,
That a housefly came to his mouth to stay,
But it was open so wide, with no place to hide,
It packed up and flew the hell away.

But you'll have to agree if you just stop and see
That Phyllis doesn't crow after every game,
For when the dolts choked (nay, they nearly croaked),
Phyllis settled on the excuse that he'd gone lame.

It's true, Phyllis doesn't bay every single day
A game takes place, my friend,
When they lose, he'd rather choose
To let LT cry when it comes to an end.

:D

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sanluis
07-09-2008, 11:40 AM
http://www.volterraproducts.net/images/celebphotos/CoachMikeShanahanDenverBroncos1.jpg
Denver has coach that is orange
He was an Oakland Raider Orphan
People remember Mike as the wizard
Without Elway and TD he is just a lizard
Stacking up losses like snow in a blizzard
Without cheating the cap Mike is just a *******

Last season Denver's behinds got blistered
64-6 gave Denver fans few reasons to cheer
Nothing to do in the stands except throw down your beer
And Lear at your neighbor's rear!!! :shocked:

Day1BroncoFan
07-09-2008, 06:54 PM
http://www.volterraproducts.net/images/celebphotos/CoachMikeShanahanDenverBroncos1.jpg
Denver has coach that is orange
He was an Oakland Raider Orphan
People remember Mike as the wizard
Without Elway and TD he is just a lizard
Stacking up losses like snow in a blizzard
Without cheating the cap Mike is just a *******

Last season Denver's behinds got blistered
64-6 gave Denver fans few reasons to cheer
Nothing to do in the stands except throw down your beer
And Lear at your neighbor's rear!!! :shocked:

Come on sanluis I've see you do better
get your rhyming down cause you’re a go getter
Your poem is terrible and lame
You’re way off your normal game

Your team is a joke any your coach a roach
The only wins you’ll get are the ones you poach

dogfish
08-23-2008, 07:51 PM
okay, charger fans
enjoy the top while you still can
you may have enough for one more year
but the end is clearly drawing near
and your window is nearly closed
when LT retires watch phyliss get exposed
and it sounds like 'roid boy's knee is wrecked
wonder what he'll find to inject?
soon i expect, your decline
will be easy for all to detect
you think AJ will save the day?
he'll be orchestarting the move to LA. . .

sanluis
08-25-2008, 01:12 AM
As I reach out and snag your orange color glasses
Smash them on the ground and leave you with a frown
Like your team you have no hope of any crown
Last in the AFC west is the best for you clowns
As the chargers destroy you and leave your shorts brown!!!!


Denver is over and done
you should go suck your thumb!
If you don't like it cheer for another team
Because this year Denver will get creamed!!

:lol::lol::lol:


The Ponies suck!!!!!

sanluis
05-18-2009, 03:39 PM
I'm no poet and I know it
Still its fun to show how Denver blows it
3 game leads are not safe for thee
Leaves you fans gasping on one knee
Dreaming of the playoffs and how things could be
lost your coach and caused your QB to flee
Now Denver is in the gutter with fans all a flutter
Losing their franchise QB the whining little jay Cutler





... :lol:

T.K.O.
05-18-2009, 03:42 PM
As I reach out and snag your orange color glasses
Smash them on the ground and leave you with a frown
Like your team you have no hope of any crown
Last in the AFC west is the best for you clowns
As the chargers destroy you and leave your shorts brown!!!!


Denver is over and done
you should go suck your thumb!
If you don't like it cheer for another team
Because this year Denver will get reamed!!

:lol::lol::lol:


The Ponies suck!!!!!

leave it to a charger fan to talk about "pulling down mens pants "and "reaming "
did you want to tell us something?

T.K.O.
05-18-2009, 03:51 PM
there once was a fan of the bolts
who thought that his team wouldnt choke
but year after year,
his playoff fear
came true,and the chargers got SMOKED !

Thnikkaman
05-18-2009, 04:02 PM
Chargers football game
Can they play as well as sanluis
writes rhyme? I hope so

sanluis
05-18-2009, 05:24 PM
Weak cheese!!

there once was a fan of the bolts
who thought that his team wouldnt choke
but year after year,
his playoff fear
came true,and the chargers got SMOKED !

I sure hope someone can do better :shocked:


Chargers football game
Can they play as well as sanluis
writes rhyme? I hope so

You don't like it??!! What a surprise :lol::lol:

T.K.O.
05-18-2009, 05:53 PM
[QUOTE=sanluis;659579]Weak cheese!!


I sure hope someone can do better :shocked:


better than the chargers? uhhh that shouldnt be a problem.
:beer:

topscribe
05-18-2009, 06:02 PM
There was a dolts fan called SanLuis
Who felt like he was full of words,
But when he brought them all to us
They amounted to nothing more than turds.

All he could say was that the dolts
Could beat the Broncos somehow,
But anyone who hails from Pittsburgh
Knows they're worthless as a dried up old cow.

They proved that last year when they thought
They were finally going to a Super Bowl,
But came the day when their dreams went away,
When they were stuck back into their little hole


Oh, poor, poor dolts! :Cry: Once again, they're watching the
Broncos on their way back, and for the dolts, it's just a dream
from which they'll always wake up . . .

JqowmHgxVJQ

-----

sanluis
05-19-2009, 01:34 PM
Now Tops knows what he's doing
He's aware of how I am just fooling
Unlike Denver when they take the field
Fried by the lightning they have no shield
Those poor ponies are going to get killed

With a wide eyed coach way over his head
Only two wins this year will make the fans seem dead
Leaving the games around quarter number three
While us Chargers laugh with a measure of glee
Causing some in mule high to hate me!!:shocked::lol:

Bring it you silly little orange ponies!!! :welcome:

underrated29
05-19-2009, 02:41 PM
Now Tops knows what he's doing
He's aware of how I am just fooling
Unlike Denver when they take the field
Fried by the lightning they have no shield
Those poor ponies are going to get killed

With a wide eyed coach way over his head
Only two wins this year will make the fans seem dead
Leaving the games around quarter number three
While us Chargers laugh with a measure of glee
Causing some in mule high to hate me!!:shocked::lol:

Bring it you silly little orange ponies!!! :welcome:



Only two wins this year?
magic 8ball, -outlook bleak.
Against the chargers i fear?
a tragic freefall, the broncos shall sweep.
Will i shed a tear?
of happiness not sleep.
Are the butt chargers queer?
Nah, they like to F*** sheep.

I knew sissies and bolts were one and the same
can never get passed the AFCW championship game
they have no fame, they are the raiders pretty little thang
didnt that used to have whats his name?
Yes, but he is now very tame
That poor Ladanian tomlinson is just a little wang

Lt is a Lam-o
He is no Knowhon Moreno
and the poor chargers dreams just went down the Draino




Congratulations on once again watching your window close! God it must suck to be a bolt fan.
:beer:

topscribe
05-20-2009, 07:49 PM
BOU, I saw you here.
IOU a frosty beer.
It takes some courage to come and face me
When my team's about to go on a winning spree.

The dolts were good, oh yes they were,
At least, until the postseason did occur,
When the only reason they didn't choke was because the rope broke,
And the dolts thought they were still vacationing in the Big Sur.

I'll bet you're smiling this very moment, my friend,
It pains my heart that's about to end,
For you, that is, not your team
Since the Broncos will go through them like whipped cream.

But thanks for being such a good member
And a friend to all, but remember
That we're Broncos here, and when we win,
You may find it hard to cope with the din.

-----

BoltsOwnU
05-23-2009, 12:11 PM
BOU is back to set the rhythm
While Denver splits apart in a Great Schism
It's fun to see how the mighty have fallen
Only against Oak can Denver hope to be ballin'
I should stop by to dish more of my rhymes
Especially when for Den these are uncertain times
Come on Top you really know better
facing us makes Josh a lil bed-wetter
This season's wins, the Donks won't get six
we'll sweep you again without Hoch's fix
Denver has become little more than a speed bump
we pad our stats while you stink like my morning dump:shocked:
Save your smack for the Oakland crew
At least against them, you might score a few.:coffee:


:D

underrated29
05-23-2009, 08:07 PM
BOU is back to set the rhythm
While Denver splits apart in a Great Schism
It's fun to see how the mighty have fallen
Only against Oak can Denver hope to be ballin'
I should stop by to dish more of my rhymes
Especially when for Den these are uncertain times
Come on Top you really know better
facing us makes Josh a lil bed-wetter
This season's wins, the Donks won't get six
we'll sweep you again without Hoch's fix
Denver has become little more than a speed bump
we pad our stats while you stink like my morning dump:shocked:
Save your smack for the Oakland crew
At least against them, you might score a few.:coffee:


:D





We fell off the last few years, but are still LION hearted
you are glad you won 1st place, but in special olympics you are still retarted
The afwc is a joke, that is until we get started
you were a king among ants, but are about to get bombarded
Chargers are scared as thier window is about to close
But laughter is what is heard because everyone else knows
a speed bump we are but thats bad for fast cars
the chargers never had an open window, it will always be bars.:lol:
An inpennatrable cell from which you cant dig a hole
You pathetic little sparkies will never get to play in a super bowl.


Have fun chocking on the dong of another wasted season.

BoltsOwnU
05-24-2009, 01:51 AM
We fell off the last few years, but are still LION hearted
you are glad you won 1st place, but in special olympics you are still retarted
The afwc is a joke, that is until we get started
you were a king among ants, but are about to get bombarded
Chargers are scared as thier window is about to close
But laughter is what is heard because everyone else knows
a speed bump we are but thats bad for fast cars
the chargers never had an open window, it will always be bars.:lol:
An inpennatrable cell from which you cant dig a hole
You pathetic little sparkies will never get to play in a super bowl.


Have fun chocking on the dong of another wasted season.

Underreated speaks of Denver being lionhearted?!?
You guys stink worse than a dutch oven freshly farted.
You're a good sport, that much I'll gladly state
but our penchant for destroying you will not soon abate
We've already been to the dance once but what a joke
Only Denver's first time was a bigger one-sided choke
Now it's time for the Bolts to vanquish all in their path
When we sweep you, we'll need a calculator to do the math
Just two speedbumps on our way to ultimate glory
This is our year, OUR championship story.

topscribe
05-24-2009, 04:26 AM
Underreated speaks of Denver being lionhearted?!?
You guys stink worse than a dutch oven freshly farted.
You're a good sport, that much I'll gladly state
but our penchant for destroying you will not soon abate
We've already been to the dance once but what a joke
Only Denver's first time was a bigger one-sided choke
Now it's time for the Bolts to vanquish all in their path
When we sweep you, we'll need a calculator to do the math
Just two speedbumps on our way to ultimate glory
This is our year, OUR championship story.


You may make it it
In your wildest dreams:
There's no place for a dolt
At the Super Bowl, it seems.

Try as you may
You fall short every year,
And someone else goes on
While you cry in your beer.

It's become obvious
The dolts just won't make it,
So it's up to the Broncos
to rise up and take it.

Let us show you how
To go to the Bowl,
If you can see us
From down in your hole.

Every year has been your year
For the last few years past,
But chances do run out,
And 2008 was your last.

Sorry, but you dolts just couldn't cut it,
So it's time to tell you just where you can put it. :D

-----

sanluis
08-20-2009, 03:37 PM
Time to get ready for week number one
After the first snap the Raiders will know they are done
Raiders will be watching as we have our fun
Running up and down the field at will
Causing the Raider fans eyes to fill
And the Cable mans blood to spill
As Raider notion leaves Monday night filling ill!!

http://blogs.clevescene.com/cnotes/raiders%20fans.jpg
Here's to six more years bi-aches!!! :beer::lol::lol:

sanluis
08-25-2009, 06:47 PM
Good gosh I had fun watching Denver in Seattle
That display must have made Denver fans babble
Throwing the ball with the left hand Orton did dabble
Like Jake the Snake all rattled during the battle
Against the Chargers Denver fans will be herded like cattle
As in quarter number three they will all want to skedaddle!!:lol:

http://www.oleole.com/media/main/images/member_photos/group1/subgrp251/lagalaxyfansinbecksp_203423.jpg

underrated29
08-25-2009, 07:11 PM
too long i have held out of this thread
as superbowl dreams have bounced back in your head
Its time to set the record strait
Its time to show you your true fate
buckle up, lock the gate
becuase U29 is going to regulate

Some habits die easy, some die hard
orton throwing like plummer, brings back old scars
But you just got a teasy, from our new shard
An explosive hand grenade, someone who runs hard
a replica of TDeasy, its the changing of the guard
Knowshon trucks like a hummer, but burns the tar

While we battle with the toughest teams
you get to glide through with relative ease
with 10-6 you will be ready to boast
when your defense faces Knowhon
you will be toast.

sanluis
09-01-2009, 01:03 PM
Could the Raiders be any worse
Saddled with the Al Davis Curse
For six years the fans bubble has burst
Drinking all that kool-aid and thinking they will come in first:lol:
Their mascara smeared as for a win they thirst



Come Monday night the Devastation will be epic
Lightning and thunder will cauterize the wounds no need for antiseptic
Snatching off your silver and black glasses
Stomping them on the ground after kicking your asses
Leaving your team in a pile of ashes
As all your RatTurd hopes tumble down and crashes!!

Six more years biaches!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Devilspawn
09-15-2009, 04:35 AM
Much to my shagrin another year of lies begin
Will Al Davis get his hands on the prize again
Or should I grab the Excedrin as they all tell my brethren
"Never 'gain, you won't even sniff your 7th win!"

So while we're detoured to dead ends and off ramps
We're stuck watching early exits from soft champs
Playoff beatdowns are not what the fans wanted
So stop choking as if Cable had his hands on it

My team's a mess, so riddled with their odd ways
While you're team is second fiddle to the Padres
The Dolt Fan Club I reckon is maxed out
West Champs, still threatened by blackouts

Let me repent and give the west representatives
Credit if they played like they weren't set on sedatives
Our last six has been my f***ing vice, man
But at least we haven't sucked for our lifespan

I salute your team :salute: with this little freestyle
'Cause tonight I know you God on speed dial
Mudholes in your ass, you saw that we were stompin' it
Too bad we don't have a quarterback that's competent

We'll Seymour wins, just not this very sec
We still have to tear the necks of all our derelicts
Our next game, pack some band aids and bring stitches
Oh did I mention... we still got three rings, bitches! :D

sanluis
09-15-2009, 11:39 AM
Props to DS one of the best Raider fans of all times
He brings it every time with his skillful Rhymes
The way you guys lost that game was a crime

The Al Davis curse is what keeps your team the worst
With Jamarcus Russel causing all hope to burst
Once again this season your team wont be coming in first.
But sweeping Denver might quell some of your thirst!!


Stay lucky San Diego!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

sanluis
11-18-2009, 06:10 PM
Good luck to Denver come this Sunday
I sure hope we all have a fun day
Up in the Rockies our teams will play
And an egg I hope we don't lay!!


Good luck Denver!!!! :beer:

sanluis
01-04-2010, 11:35 PM
Well it looks like we are the only ones left
And you all know you can't blame the ref

Into the playoffs we go to rep the AFC west
while the other teams stay home and rest
Please don't hate us while we continue our quest
Hop on board and cheer for us to be the best:D

after all we come from your division
don't let that hate blur your vision!!:lol:

Happy New year :beer:

Day1BroncoFan
01-05-2010, 11:16 AM
The chargers in the playoffs no doubt
Waiting to see if it's the usual one and out
If it happens don't come here and pout

The first six games we won with some luck
The rest of our season mostly was suck
Now all are bitching and passing the buck

:D

BoltsOwnU
01-05-2010, 11:42 AM
Irrelevance may be Denver's hallmark
Hearts as empty as Invesco's car park
Next year you get a whole 'nother shot
(hopefully watching with those tickets you bought)
Now let me be first to welcome you on board
We'll not behave rudely or untoward
Time to ride the Bolt frenzy all the way
Until we claim a victory on Superbowl Sunday
Put away that Orange and blue
throw on a shining bolt or two
And celebrate the juggernaut that's gaining steam
Rising to to the top of the NFL, that's us, the cream.:D

pumpdoc
01-05-2010, 01:37 PM
^^^^^Love it^^^^^

Northman
01-05-2010, 01:41 PM
Careful Bolt, im trying real hard to pull for ya but if your going to rub my nose in it ill be going to the Manning camp hoping he sticks a horsehoe up your ass. :)

pumpdoc
01-05-2010, 02:20 PM
Careful Bolt, im trying real hard to pull for ya but if your going to rub my nose in it ill be going to the Manning camp hoping he sticks a horsehoe up your ass. :)
Why don't I believe that?

BoltsOwnU
01-05-2010, 04:29 PM
Careful Bolt, im trying real hard to pull for ya but if your going to rub my nose in it ill be going to the Manning camp hoping he sticks a horsehoe up your ass. :)

Northman my friend welcome to our party
Not trying to be a jerk or even smarty
Manning and the Colts you should hate the most
about clobbering Shanarat they can all boast
Let Division rivals on us take a big flyah
like joining hands for a round of Kumbay-ah
Let's get some respect for the West
Even if it means proclaiming us the NFL's best
A tough pill to swallow for sweet GEM I know:shocked:
The thought of our first ring's brilliant glow:cool:
Many here will be bereft of their fall back position
No more empty trophy case to sustain their derision
Look on the brightside the polish will come cheaper
With one more fan base to buy some when beat by a sleeper:laugh:
Even I'm not ready yet to crown our great franchise
But I'll sure as hell be behind em, as they try to win the grand prize!:beer:

Northman
01-05-2010, 04:44 PM
Northman my friend welcome to our party
Not trying to be a jerk or even smarty
Manning and the Colts you should hate the most
about clobbering Shanarat they can all boast
Let Division rivals on us take a big flyah
like joining hands for a round of Kumbay-ah
Let's get some respect for the West
Even if it means proclaiming us the NFL's best
A tough pill to swallow for sweet GEM I know:shocked:
The thought of our first ring's brilliant glow:cool:
Many here will be bereft of their fall back position
No more empty trophy case to sustain their derision
Look on the brightside the polish will come cheaper
With one more fan base to buy some when beat by a sleeper:laugh:
Even I'm not ready yet to crown our great franchise
But I'll sure as hell be behind em, as they try to win the grand prize!:beer:


That was actually better than your first one. :lol:

Broncolingus
01-05-2010, 10:45 PM
http://broncotalk.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/merrimanbeforeafter.jpg

I am pulling for every team (except Baltimore) against the Bolts this year...for all the good it'll do.

Bolts are playing sik right now...

BoltsOwnU
01-06-2010, 03:01 PM
http://broncotalk.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/merrimanbeforeafter.jpg

I am pulling for every team (except Baltimore) against the Bolts this year...for all the good it'll do.

Bolts are playing sik right now...

I'm not sure I want to try "Broncolingus" my friend
Sounds like something the farmers do for a bit of equine end:shocked:
I just wonder why you sport those discredited pics
Everyone knows the top is JW with photoshop tricks
But hey, I get how the Bolts must rub you sore
Some Donkfans surely hate them to the core
So the rest of us can kick back and enjoy the trip
And you can go out to pasture and let your lingus rip!:D

pumpdoc
01-06-2010, 04:48 PM
You are on a roll.

Day1BroncoFan
01-06-2010, 06:49 PM
The only problem I have is one thing
The chargers finally winning a ring
Their smack would have a painful sting
Right now all the talk don't mean a damn thing

With the fans as arrogant now as they are
The talking and boasting already gone too far
They already think they're a shining star
If they could only get their heads in their car

I can't imagine what life here would be like
Their egotistical none sense would sorely spike
Bragging and boasting about their tyke
It would forever change their damaged psych

They brag and boast with nothing to show
After winning a super bowl where would it go?

BoltsOwnU
01-07-2010, 11:27 AM
:congrats:
The only problem I have is one thing
The chargers finally winning a ring
Their smack would have a painful sting
Right now all the talk don't mean a damn thing

With the fans as arrogant now as they are
The talking and boasting already gone too far
They already think they're a shining star
If they could only get their heads in their car

I can't imagine what life here would be like
Their egotistical none sense would sorely spike
Bragging and boasting about their tyke
It would forever change their damaged psych

They brag and boast with nothing to show
After winning a super bowl where would it go?

Awesome. :beer:

BoltsOwnU
01-18-2010, 09:31 PM
What can I say about Jets/Bolts?
Reminds me frankly of Denver/Colts
Like post-season kryptonite it seems to me
Just another year of what refuses to be
What a gack, a colossal choke
yes for another year at our expense you can joke
There are no excuses, just wasted skill
Watching our unending suffering is yours to thrill
Even I am left with little to say
Even as for another year's tickets, I'm bound to pay.

AND for those of you that savored the LT "Electric Glide", I discovered that LT had two "lost verses" to end it and here they are (if you watch it, you'll see they fit perfectly. . .)

Choke in the playoffs
Choke in the playoffs

Watch the Superbowl on TV
Watch the Superbowl on TV.

:tsk:

sanluis
08-04-2010, 06:43 PM
Is Kyle Orton the worlds biggest chump?
Or is he happy that he wasn't taken to the dumper
Like the other bearded wonder Jake the fake Plummer

I don't know how this season will go in Denver
It will probably be so bad you all go on a bender
End up with a hang over from all the thunder
As the Chargers put Denver six feet under!!:lol:

sanluis
08-18-2010, 05:38 PM
Kyle Orton really needs to get paid
Worse than Timmy-Tebow needs to get laid
While the Nuder-Dame kid just looks afraid

Nice QB management in Denver :shocked::lol:

sanluis
08-18-2010, 06:59 PM
Denver's new mascot
We call it the Quinn!!!!!
With him you will never win!!

:welcome:


http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v658/79/5/1660894756/n1660894756_109890_6136.jpg

underrated29
08-19-2010, 07:02 PM
The tides have turned and your best guys are sitting out hard
But san diego, up their sleaves, has no more ace card
Your skill postion holes, just keep getting bigger
because now you are under the barrell and we are the trigger!
your little bolt charge is down below zero
watch as our new OL splits you like an embryo
And dont forget about the messiah Timmy T
He will part your sorry arse, team like the red sea
with tra thomas and no marcuse mcneil
we are the lions, little phillis is the veal
Long live Al davis is a common saying around here
But any bronco fan would love to by AJ a beer.


what a bunch of chumps.

topscribe
08-19-2010, 08:41 PM
Is Kyle Orton the worlds biggest chump?
Or is he happy that he wasn't taken to the dumper
Like the other bearded wonder Jake the fake Plummer

I don't know how this season will go in Denver
It will probably be so bad you all go on a bender
End up with a hang over from all the thunder
As the Chargers put Denver six feet under!!:lol:

Your passage didn't rhyme
Until the last line,
But other than that
You did fine.

How'ya doin', San Luis,
My little friend?
Good to see ya here,
Tho' your team's glory's about to end.

Which is a shame,
Still no Lombardi,
So you'll have to find
Another reason to party. :D

-----

sanluis
11-15-2010, 05:38 PM
Time to dig this thread out of the grime
To leave it dead would be a crime
Remember when you reply to make it rhyme

Denver is next up for the lightning Bolt!
We will make your coach look like a dolt
As the Chargers scores hit him with a jolt
1.21 gigawatts will fry you little colts


There is a storm brewing in San Diego
For two weeks it has been stewing

Look out little ponies!!!!!!! :D:lol:

http://mcgonnigle.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/lightning.jpg
Welcome to San Diego.. now ****!!!

Broncos Mtnman
11-16-2010, 12:02 AM
After Sunday. . .

Bronco Nation thinks Mickey is great

Even though beating the Chiefs came quite late

But the Chargers will win - Phillip Rivers will grin

Sending Mickey's team home in a crate

Broncos Mtnman
11-16-2010, 12:11 AM
As a coach, Mickey thinks he is god

Though his performance has been rather odd

But the Chargers will show - that Mickey needs to grow

And they'll expose him for being a fraud

Thnikkaman
11-16-2010, 09:54 AM
Hey mntman have
you sold out on your team like
you sold all your vowels?

Broncos Mtnman
11-16-2010, 03:35 PM
Hey mntman have
you sold out on your team like
you sold all your vowels?

Love the team - not the coach.

Yesterday doesn't change the fact that the Mickey-led Broncos are 5-14 over their last 19 games.

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile.

:coffee:

Thnikkaman
11-16-2010, 03:59 PM
Love the team - not the coach.

Yesterday doesn't change the fact that the Mickey-led Broncos are 5-14 over their last 19 games.

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in awhile.

:coffee:

If I remember correctly
Absolutely and perfectly
Our team is eleven and fifteen
Under our current regime
I understand you would like new management
And to hide your contempt you can't manage it
But what you want is akin to rooting for draft picks
Develop some patience and let this coach take his licks
Or McDaniels may become to the Broncos team
What Shanahan did to the Raiders regime

And as far as blind squirrels finding nuts
The Chargers are gonna get punched in the guts.
The team that should live in the basement
With sanluis' mom under the pavement
Perennial post-season fodder
Will look at the Broncos like an abusive father
Phillip Rivers will wear a shirt of blue and green
As he lies on his back from a sack of 15
yards at least 3 time's in Monday Night's game
Cause the team in SD is frankly quite lame.

sanluis
11-16-2010, 05:39 PM
Keep your myoptic orange colored glasses
On Monday Denver will be embarrassed in front of the masses
The Chargers are going to kick Denver's asses
Send another Denver coaches career up in ashes
As all hope of saving the season Rivers... smashes!!!

A basement dweller is what I see in Denver
Sloppy seconds after a seven year Raider Bender
Time for Denver to look for a new vendor
Fire little Josh the football pretender!!!!!!!! :D
:lol::lol:

BORDERLINE
11-16-2010, 08:23 PM
I come on here to support our troop/
In powder blue unis, you dolts looking cute/
No ring having franchise, take a look at a winner/
Back to Back patches on my Jacket /Orange zippers
If Elway would have stayed/ we would have made history/
If Ryan Leaf would have stayed/ Continue the misery/
empty stadium/your seats don't sell
the city pays the bill/ this won't end well
no lies in my statement/ I speak the truth
The Bolts get LOVE in the T.V/ (why????)
Dan Fouts in the Booth

WHO WANTS SOME!!!!

BORDERLINE
11-17-2010, 02:32 PM
Saying San Diego is the Best/You must be NUTS/ Cashews!!!
talk smack about Moreno, /but what about Mathews
with two rings we ask / Got Bling????
oh yeah I forgot / you guys have LOST RINGS
Your right there with the Lions/ right there with the Browns/
You right with the Bills/ You no having Crown/Clowns!!!
Tell me I'm wrong/ Go head/ Stump me
Rivers = the 2010 Stan Humpries/
ask the Chiefs/ they just got creamed/
do you understand what I "Natrone" MEANS????

sanluis
12-03-2010, 12:13 PM
San Diego comes from worst to first
The Raiders bubble we will burst
Because a championship is what we thirst

Running up the score like a 2 dollar whore
Josh MC Daniels is such a fricking bore
When KC gets done with him - Pat will show him the Door!!

In San Diego we are about to start our December bender
Making the rest of the AFC-West chances look slender
As we kick all their asses tender like Jake Plummer did to that fender!! :lol:
:welcome:


http://mcgonnigle.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/lightning.jpg

Hey Oakland

Thanks for all the money and the sellout and all... now ****!!!:lol::lol:

topscribe
12-03-2010, 01:02 PM
I have no doubt the Dolts will beat the Raiders,
It's pretty appropriate some call them the Faders,
The Corpse's team is again on the rocks,
It has never graduated from the School of Hard Knocks.

So the Dolts will go on to win the Division,
And look back at us all in derision,
Enjoy it while you can, my smug Dolt friend,
But don't look now, it's coming to an end.

Once again, the Dolts will choke,
As they watch the playoffs go up in smoke,
They'll feel like disappearing into Jokeland's Black Hole,
And again we will say, as the dawn brings a new day,

Which AFCW team has never won a Super Bowl? :salute:

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Devilspawn
12-06-2010, 06:06 PM
San Diego comes from worst to first
The Raiders bubble we will burst
Because a championship is what we thirst

Running up the score like a 2 dollar whore
Josh MC Daniels is such a fricking bore
When KC gets done with him - Pat will show him the Door!!

In San Diego we are about to start our December bender
Making the rest of the AFC-West chances look slender
As we kick all their asses tender like Jake Plummer did to that fender!! :lol:
:welcome:


Hey Oakland

Thanks for all the money and the sellout and all... now ****!!!:lol::lol:
:wave:


I enjoyed our so called game as I relished the physical pain
That rained upon your dames like electrical bloodstains
Only one question remains, who will now take the blame
From the Raiders putting your powder blue lames to shame

We know the Choker’s story, it’s always the same
Slow starts that turn into hollow AFC West reins
I know you were waiting for the comeback that never came
Now that your December magic is as fake as David Blaine

Your performance last night was one of the worst seen
Since your #1 offense could only muster 13
Your #1 defense WAS stout against the rush
Until we ran down your throats for 250 plus

Is Sproles ok? Will widdle Weddle be alright
Shit can anyone on that roster put up a good fight?
Vincent Jackson was absent but it would’ve mattered, right?
Since Tom Cable beat your team like his battered wife

From the sounds in the stands Charger fans were long gone
As we beat you in Oak… oops I meant to say Qualcomm
Singing swan songs as they witnessed a rough crime
Tough times, like Philip Rivers passes during crunch time

I’ll get to Top in a second, thinking he can rhyme
Don’t let us come over there and drop another 59
I know you like dissing us which is why this doesn’t sting
Oh and San Luis one more thing… we still got three rings. :elefant:

sanluis
12-16-2010, 06:00 PM
Here is to our rival Devil Spawn
His rhymes will never make you yawn
He will rep his team until the break of dawn
His team Swept us this year like we were some fawn:mad:
Kicked our asses on our own damn lawn:mad:
I wont mind so much if we go on to the ultimate goal
Even if Santa gives me nothing more than a lump of coal
Every game for our teams is a must win
Hopefully the 9ers will take one on the chin



:beer:

sanluis
08-05-2011, 06:33 PM
Oakland looks like a farm team for Philly and Seattle.
All their best players have up and skedaddled !!
Can't really blame them for wanting to win
while in Oakland they had to take it on the chin!!
Setting records for futility can get real old
Now they have gone to other teams in search of gold
Too bad some of Oakland's fans can't do the same.
But they are stuck with Al Davis and a team that is lame! :D:lol:

:beer:

Devilspawn
08-08-2011, 02:04 PM
Oakland looks like a farm team for Philly and Seattle.
All their best players have up and skedaddled !!
Can't really blame them for wanting to win
while in Oakland they had to take it on the chin!!
Setting records for futility can get real old
Now they have gone to other teams in search of gold
Too bad some of Oakland's fans can't do the same.
But they are stuck with Al Davis and a team that is lame! :D:lol:

:beer:

What the deuce? Who let this little f'uck loose
For me to run circles around like Duck Duck Goose
I hope A.J. gave your roster a little boost
And I don’t mean like when Merriman was juiced
The Dolts talking about the Raiders is no use
We may be the farm team but you still can't produce
A ring which is the thing we can all deduce
That a trophy is something you will never seduce
In our first game your winning streak was cut loose
The second game we induced more abuse on your caboose
Which lead to a playoff run that was reduced
To shambles after the Bengals told you to vamoose
Now come here little boy and let me tighten the noose
So we can listen to you squeal out excuse after excuse
The mindset of a champion to you is too obtuse
That’s why you’re a karate flick extra and we’re all Bruce

WAKOWW! :smack:

dogfish
08-08-2011, 07:49 PM
nice use of "WAKOWW!"


:lol:

sanluis
08-09-2011, 02:38 PM
Spawn you never lie
Silver and Black until you die
You know last season was just a poke in the eye
Your team swept us all and in the end went out without a cry
Oakland's commitment to excellence has run dry
They are now committed to excrement and don't even try
I feel bad for fans like you and Silver and Black
Suffering for eight years has to be whack
Then there are Raider fans that are just tools
Wearing masks and make-up acting the fool
Bunch of clowns walking around with drool
Shouting out JaMarcus Russel he rules!!!
Thinking that fat ass was some kind of Jewel
... he did make Denver fans cry:D
Because he Only played well a mile high...

:lol:

topscribe
08-09-2011, 02:58 PM
All the sabre-rattling and chest-thumping
From the Dolts and Chokeland fans
Only is getting you ever closer
From your fires into your frying pans.

While you stand on your candy mountains
And swagger and grin and gloat,
Another team is quietly building
A defense that will cut your throat.

Look toward the mountains,
You whose buttons keep popping,
The Rockies that is, where the Broncos
Have been going DL shopping.

Rivers will get the shivers
When he sees the return of Doom,
But when he sees Von from the other side
And Champ in his typical glide,
Ol' Phyllis will shrink into a state of gloom.

And Chokeland? They let go
The only players who are stellar,
And now they're headed to be imbedded
In their usual place in the cellar.

6-10 is what Vegas is saying
About the Broncos with over and under,
But they don't know the carnage and woe
There'll be when we tear the Division asunder.

We're baaaaaaaack. :defense:

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sanluis
09-13-2011, 07:05 PM
Well tops I think you might have made a mistake:D
Your teams skills were just a little fake
Choked away a game to the Raiders
And now you have to listen to their haters

Denver better make room for the RatTerds in the cellar
Were they have been a perpetual dweller
11 for 7 Setting records for futility
They certainly lack much football ability
And any sense of stability due to Al's senility :lol:


Long live Al Davis!!!!!!

Good luck next week Tops. :D

sanluis
10-06-2011, 12:57 PM
What the flip was Hue Jackson thinking
Guaranteeing the west, he must have been drinking:drinking:
After an ass kicking at home were he was out coached
His team lacked heart and got stepped on like a roach!:cricket:

Hue should be worrying about the Texans this week
Not spewing delusions of grandeur that reek
As his team actually prepares to go on a losing streak!!
Winning in Texas for Oakland looks quite bleak
Because their Defense is so damn weak!!

Now it's time to give Denver a tweak of the beak
Their team doesn't look too damn sleek
As they bow out of games looking meek
As Orton closes out another loss that is unique
:lol:

sanluis
09-08-2012, 06:03 PM
bump

sanluis
09-08-2012, 06:12 PM
Welcome to bronco fans with no talent....
If you can rhyme drop it here ponies
or are just a herd of phonies...

Day1BroncoFan
09-14-2012, 11:27 AM
There is a dolt sanluis
he comes here only to boo us
if only he'd go away
we'll have to wait for our teams to play
after we kick their butts
he'll be feeling down in the ruts
if he comes here feeling so sad
we'll give him a lashing so bad
he'll run away and cry
his dolt will say to their season good bye

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