A Very Special Episode of Poetic Carnage April 27th!

[Northman]

Coming up April 27th the icon of knowledge Edgar Allen Poet and I will be live streaming the first round of the NFL draft by showing the picks as well as giving our critiques and praises and overall coverage of draft selections LIVE!





Like yourself some foozeball? Got a favorite team? Then be sure to join us as we tell you who won and who lost on day of the NFL Draft!

*Will be updating this thread on the night of the draft with the link to the stream for you all. You can join us in chat with any comments or questions you may have for us. And Jaded, keep it clean please. No comments about how sexy you think i am alright? :lol:


This will be the place for the live event.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kt54GSVkRRU


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[Eddiemac87]

Dam….I’m in!

Just to hear jaded call you sexy!

[King87]

We promise style and fun.

[slim]

Sounds gay!

[King87]

Sounds gay!

That part is strictly for our onlyfans page.

Loser!!!

[Eddiemac87]

Is going to be like a drag queen story hour…… with king…. As the queen ��

[King87]

Is going to be like a drag queen story hour…… with king…. As the queen ��

And draft picks. With crisp analysis, and puns!

[Eddiemac87]

And draft picks. With crisp analysis, and puns!

Dam you for brining it back to coolness…

[Simple Jaded]

I can’t wait til The episode where King jumps a shark while wearing his patented cardigan.

[King87]

I can’t wait til The episode where King jumps a shark while wearing his patented cardigan.

This actually hurt my feelings. Friendship over.

[Simple Jaded]

This actually hurt my feelings. Friendship over.

Was it something I said?

[Simple Jaded]

https://media.giphy.com/media/Cyyw56DAmsoN2/giphy.gif

[King87]

Jaded ain’t love me .

But he loves my preference in this crop of OTs

[Simple Jaded]

I said hug it out, Bitch!

[King87]

I said hug it out, Bitch!

You're treating me like a hypeman.

I never treated you like a hypeman!

Now I have to buy a ******* cardigan. JFC.

[King87]

Back to the serious stuff; aside from banter and having a good time, I'm going to put together my big board and reference it and one or two composite big boards for analysis. And I'm also going to do what I call, personally that is, dual-sided analysis. The arguments for and against each players, while I go on the record about them.

Note: I view the draft as an exercise; some of the best teams have a good strategic draft and it falls through, but you know their methods and approaches pan out more often than not. That's why I don't hate 'grading a draft' right after it's done. And if I don't know enough about a player to make a fair assessment, I'll say it.

So I'm basically everything that ESPN hates. :lol:

[dogfish]

You know what would make this awesome? Missy smashing a steel chair over North's head, WWE style. Now that's metal!

[King87]

You know what would make this awesome? Missy smashing a steel chair over North's head, WWE style. Now that's metal!

Do you want Chris Benoit? Because that's how you get Chris Benoit.

[Eddiemac87]

Do you want Chris Benoit? Because that's how you get Chris Benoit.


That escalated quickly... Cool draft show.... chair shot....everyone's family murdered.

[King87]

That escalated quickly... Cool draft show.... chair shot....everyone's family murdered.

This is what happens when Canadians invoke Benoit like you did.

[Simple Jaded]

Back to the serious stuff; aside from banter and having a good time, I'm going to put together my big board and reference it and one or two composite big boards for analysis. And I'm also going to do what I call, personally that is, dual-sided analysis. The arguments for and against each players, while I go on the record about them.

Note: I view the draft as an exercise; some of the best teams have a good strategic draft and it falls through, but you know their methods and approaches pan out more often than not. That's why I don't hate 'grading a draft' right after it's done. And if I don't know enough about a player to make a fair assessment, I'll say it.

So I'm basically everything that ESPN hates. :lol:

That big board needs to be a full 7 rounds, that should keep you busy for the next week.

[King87]

That big board needs to be a full 7 rounds, that should keep you busy for the next week.

I wish I could. Between various other projects and familial responsibilities I only had time to make a lean top fifty.

[Simple Jaded]

You're treating me like a hypeman.

I never treated you like a hypeman!

Now I have to buy a ******* cardigan. JFC.

Cardigans were rad when I was , like, a Jr in high school. That’s how old I am.

A cardigan, Guess jeans and snake skin boots.

[Simple Jaded]

Cardigans were rad when I was , like, a Jr in high school. That’s how old I am.

A cardigan, Guess jeans and snake skin boots.

With a Goodie detangler comb in the back pocket.

[King87]

Cardigans were rad when I was , like, a Jr in high school. That’s how old I am.

A cardigan, Guess jeans and snake skin boots.

Now I wear them when I take your mother out on a date.

[Eddiemac87]

This is what happens when Canadians invoke Benoit like you did.

Ya, we do like to invoke our most psycho wrestler....Its a little bit of a morbid flex us Canucks have. Can't always be poutine and geese!

[King87]

Ya, we do like to invoke our most psycho wrestler....Its a little bit of a morbid flex us Canucks have. Can't always be poutine and geese!

Bret Hart is an overrated loser and Shawn Michaels was way better.

Stick to poutine and geese.

Whoa, that got outta hand.

[Eddiemac87]

Bret Hart is an overrated loser and Shawn Michaels was way better.

Stick to poutine and geese.

Whoa, that got outta hand.

Take off Eh!

but I'll apologize for Hart, I have met and dealt with most of the family, they are/were a bunch of losers (mostly)

But Shawn Michaels ? ewwwwww

[King87]

Take off Eh!

but I'll apologize for Hart, I have met and dealt with most of the family, they are/were a bunch of losers (mostly)

But Shawn Michaels ? ewwwwww

BH is a whiner, overrated, bad promos, total mark for himself. SM = forefather of modern wrestling, underrated, great promos, mark for himself, but not a bitch.

Science.

[Eddiemac87]

BH is a whiner, overrated, bad promos, total mark for himself. SM = forefather of modern wrestling, underrated, great promos, mark for himself, but not a bitch.

Science.

Never liked either .... more of a Roddy Piper, Macho Man, Flair, Stone Cold guy.

[Simple Jaded]

Now I wear them when I take your mother out on a date.

Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint!

[Simple Jaded]

Jim Bunzell and Greg Gagne were the Grandfathers of pro wrestling, everyone knows that.

[King87]

Bruno was God

But not as godly as these mock drafts

[Northman]

Updated the original post with the actual link to the video for tomorrow. We will be getting started around 730pm Est so that chatters can get settled in and Poet and i can get all our ducks in a row.

[King87]

I will put those MF'N ducks in their MF'N row.

[Northman]

2 Hours away from kicking off the pre-draft show!

[Northman]

Kicking off the Pre-show in 3 minutes

[Eddiemac87]

Wish I could have joined. Called in to work night and have missed the whole draft. dam

Hope it went well!

[Northman]

Wish I could have joined. Called in to work night and have missed the whole draft. dam

Hope it went well!

You can catch it on replay in the original post if you choose. :)

[Eddiemac87]

You can catch it on replay in the original post if you choose. :)

I might just do that! Thanks Northman.

[King87]

That was so much fun. We will have an episode next week covering the rest of the draft. And just for Jaded…I’ll rock a cardigan.

[King87]

Also, if you didn't tune in for at least 30 seconds....we know who you are and what you did. I am vengeance.

[Simple Jaded]

Hey guys, Long time caller, first time listener.

Did King wear a cardigan? I’ll hang up and listen, love your show.

[King87]

Hey guys, Long time caller, first time listener.

Did King wear a cardigan? I’ll hang up and listen, love your show.

I ordered one, but it didn’t come in time. )=