Rams vs Bengals Madden Super Bowl Simulations

[Northman]

No official Madden Sim yet but these 3 had Cincy winning and 2 of the games were not close. Personally i would love to see the Bengals win but im not sure either team will blow out the other. I recall though the official Madden in 2015 had Denver winning 27-10 and the final score ended up being 24-10 so it was pretty close.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aSi1GgE1zM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Q_b1jwPT0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGBk0ybPxFU

[King87]

On your show I picked the Rams to win the SB, albeit against a different opponent. Cincinnati, however, could very well win this game. Burrow is a monster. He's top five in his position, period, no qualifiers.

Go Rams!

[Northman]

Currently running my own simulation now.

6 minutes left of the first quarter its Cincy- 7, Rams- 0.

[Northman]

Towards the end of the 1st quarter Burrow threw a INT in the endzone and to start the 2nd quarter the Rams drive down the field and score another TD to go up 14-7 with 12 minutes left in the 2nd.

[King87]

We can only hope the Rams win; good must triumph over evil.

[Northman]

We can only hope the Rams win; good must triumph over evil.

But...Kitty Cats... Love some Kitty Cats, they no haz evilz.

[Northman]

Bengals next drive they settle for a FG with 8 minutes left of the 2nd quarter.

14-10 Rams.

[King87]

But...Kitty Cats... Love some Kitty Cats, they no haz evilz.

Mike Brown makes Kroenke look like a humanitarian and cosmopolitan bastion of morality.

Plus, Whitworth needs a SB ring, Donald really needs a ring, and Stafford deserves a ring more than just about anyone in the league. The Bengals stand in the way of that. Ergo, they're evil.

[Northman]

Stafford with a laser pass to Reynolds for a 40 yd TD pass. 21-10 Rams with 6 minutes left in 2nd quarter.

[Northman]

Mike Brown makes Kroenke look like a humanitarian and cosmopolitan bastion of morality.

Plus, Whitworth needs a SB ring, Donald really needs a ring, and Stafford deserves a ring more than just about anyone in the league. The Bengals stand in the way of that. Ergo, they're evil.


But cats.....

Lol

[King87]

But cats.....

Lol

Rams are sort of like cats? I dunno man I got nothing. :D

[Northman]

With 3 minutes left of the 2nd quarter the Bengals went for it at thei Rams 33 on 4th and 3 and failed to convert. Rams ball.

[Northman]

With under 2 minutes to go in the 1st half Stafford throws an INT near the Bengals goalline which is returned to the Bengal 30.

[Northman]

Bengals unable to do anything with the turnover, punting to the Rams with 1:16 left.

[Northman]

At the half its still Rams- 21, Bengals- 10.

Stat Leaders:

Stafford- 20/24 218 Yds, 2 TDs, 1 Int
Burrow- 15/20 137 Yds, 1 Int

Akers- 7 Car, 47 Yds, 1 TD, 1 Fum
Mixon- 18 Car, 108 Yds, 1 TD, 1 Fum

Reynolds- 3 Rec, 54 Yds, 1 TD
Chase- 4 Rec, 60 Yds

Darnold- 6 tkls, 1 Sk
Hubbard- 5 tkls,

[Northman]

With 11 minutes left in the 3rd the Bengals pull a little closer with another FG. 21-13 Rams.

[Northman]

First pass for Stafford in the 2nd half is picked off at the Rams 45 and ran back to the 35. Bengals ball.

[King87]

First pass for Stafford in the 2nd half is picked off at the Rams 45 and ran back to the 35. Bengals ball.

I'm suing this evil simulation.

[Northman]

Bengals take advantage of the turnover and run it in for a TD but fail the 2 pt conversion. 21-19 Rams still.

[Northman]

Start of the 4th quarter score is still 21-19 in favor of the Rams but the Rams are driving and at the Bengals 10 yd line.

[King87]

The suspense!

[Northman]

Rams get to the 2 but have to settle for a FG. 24-19 Rams in the 4th with 13 minutes left.

[Northman]

10 minutes left, Bengals at the Rams 18.

[Northman]

Burrow with a 9 yd TD pass to LaMarr Chase. Bengals go for 2 and convert it to take a 27-24 Lead with 9 minutes left.

[Northman]

Rams drive stalls at the Rams 45, punt it to Cincy with 7 minutes left.

[Northman]

Burrow hitting some big first downs on this drive as they make their way to the Rams 30 yd line with 3 minutes left.

[Northman]

Oh shit!

Burrow blindsided by Aaron Donald and he fumbles which is picked up and ran back for a go ahead TD. 31-27 Rams with 3 minutes left.

[Northman]

Burrow throws a deep pass that is INT with 2 minutes and some change left. They do have 3 time outs though.

[Northman]

Bengals did get the ball back but Burrow threw another INT to end the game.

Rams win it 31-27 to win the SB.

[Northman]

Finals Stats:

Burrow- 34-45 361 Yds, 1 TD, 3 Ints
Stafford- 27/38 295 Yds, 2 TDs, 2 Ints

Mixon- 30 Car, 132 Yds, 2 TDs, 1 F
Akers- 19 Car, 99 Yds, 1 TD, 1 F

Chase- 8 Rec, 92 Yds, 1 TD
Kupp- 4 Rec, 62, 1 TD

Darnold- 12 Tkls, 2 Sks
Hubbard- 10 Tkls, 0 Sks

[Simple Jaded]

Sam Darnold with 2 sacks? And people said he was a bust.

[Northman]

Actually re-doing this game as i realized the first time i ran the sim it didnt have the updated rosters with Von on there.

2nd quarter has the Bengals up 3-0 early and driving.

[Northman]

Burrow with a TD pass to Uzomadh to make it 10-0 Bengals with 13 minutes left of the 2nd quarter.

[King87]

Burrow with a TD pass to Uzomadh to make it 10-0 Bengals with 13 minutes left of the 2nd quarter.

This is fixed! Boo! Boo!

[Northman]

With 9 minutes left the Rams get a TD from a pass from Stafford to Kupp. 10-7 Bengals.

[King87]

Rejoice!

[Northman]

Bengals drive down and get another TD with a pass from Burrow to Tee Higgins with 5 minutes remaining in the first half.

[Northman]

Rejoice!

Guess not for long? Lol

[King87]

Bengals drive down and get another TD with a pass from Burrow to Tee Higgins with 5 minutes remaining in the first half.

:tsk:

[Northman]

17-7 Bengals. Rams have time to mount a drive here.

[Northman]

Burrow and Chase hook up for a 41 yd pass down to the Rams 17 yd line. 2 minutes left.

[Northman]

With 2 minutes left the Bengals settle for a FG to make it 20-7. Rams ball.

[Northman]

Rams couldnt get a score before half so it remains 20-7 Bengals.

Halftime Stats:

Burrow- 19/22 246 2 TDs
Stafford- 18/24 136 1 TD, 1 Int

Mixon- 14 car, 37 Yds 2 F
Akers- 11 car, 48 Yds

Kupp- 6 Rec, 54 Yds 1 TD
Chase- 6 Rec, 116 Yds

Darnold- 5 Tkles, 1 Sk
Miller- 2 Tkles
Hubbard- 1 Tkle, 1 Sk
Wilson- 4 Tkles,

[Northman]

First possession for the Rams in the 2nd half Stafford goes deep but is picked off by Bell.

[Northman]

From 18 yds our Mixon runs it into the endzone to now put the Bengals up 27-7 with 12 minutes remaining in the 3rd quarter.

*Edit*- Bengals went for 2 and converted to make it 28-7.

[Northman]

Ramsey losing his shit on the sideline right now.

[Northman]

Akers with a big run down to the Bengals 5 yd line. 1st and Goal Rams.

[Northman]

Akers in from 5 yds out. Cut the lead to 28-14 with 7 minutes left in the 3rd.

[Northman]

After the Rams forced a punt the Bengals pinned them on the 1 yd line. And on 3rd and 5 Akers is tackled in the endzone for a safety to make it 30-14 with the Bengals receiving a punt from the Rams now. 4 minutes left in the 3rd.

[Northman]

Burrow went deep and was picked off by Ramsey.

[Northman]

And Stafford gives it right back as he is picked off.

[Northman]

Going into the 4th quarter its 30-14 Bengals with them knocking on the door again at the Rams 15.

[Northman]

Mixon punches it in from the 2 yd line and its now 37-14 with 14 minutes remaining.

[King87]

Mixon punches it in from the 2 yd line and its now 37-14 with 14 minutes remaining.

I'm done with you, you monster! You will now be known as Southman.

[Northman]

And for the 4th time today Stafford is picked and it goes as a pick 6. 44-14 Bengals with 12 minutes remaining.

[Northman]

I'm done with you, you monster! You will now be known as Southman.

Dont be mad at me Trinity, im just the messenger.

[Timmy!]

Lol. Madden sims. Madden has been a joke for a decade + EA is the devil.

[Northman]

Lol Bates just picked off Stafford AGAIN for another pick 6. Lol 51-14 now. Oh my.

[King87]

Dont be mad at me Trinity, im just the messenger.

You are hexed!

[Northman]

Lol. Madden sims. Madden has been a joke for a decade + EA is the devil.

We dont need any of your negativity around here Timmy 2 Trains.

[King87]

We dont need any of your negativity around here Timmy 2 Trains.

Timmy is no longer young at heart.

[Northman]

Picked off again....

Are we sure Stafford isnt Jay Cutler here?

[Timmy!]

We dont need any of your negativity around here Timmy 2 Trains.

It's not my fault man. Blame EA for not giving a **** and making a predetermined animations simulator. It gets worse every year. They have no competition, a built in fanbase that will buy the product even if it had a giant piece of elephant shit as cover art, and frankly they give absolutely zero ****s. All they care about is $$$$, most of which is generated by Madden ultimate team and micro transactions. Aside from glitch mania, a totally broken franchise mode, physics that are from another state of reality and crap music, they can't even get presentation right. In Madden 22, playing as the Broncos, the fan cutaways were bears fans. The highlight cutaways showed the bills logo. It's complete garbage, I'm sorry.

[Timmy!]

Timmy is no longer young at heart.

No, Timmy is wise enough to realize when somebody is pissing on his head that it's not simply just raining.

[Northman]

It's not my fault man. Blame EA for not giving a **** and making a predetermined animations simulator. It gets worse every year. They have no competition, a built in fanbase that will buy the product even if it had a giant piece of elephant shit as cover art, and frankly they give absolutely zero ****s. All they care about is $$$$, most of which is generated by Madden ultimate team and micro transactions. Aside from glitch mania, a totally broken franchise mode, physics that are from another state of reality and crap music, they can't even get presentation right. In Madden 22, playing as the Broncos, the fan cutaways were bears fans. The highlight cutaways showed the bills logo. It's complete garbage, I'm sorry.

Well, a lot of that part of Madden i dont even play. I generally just do franchise modes controlling all the teams but i realize some of the glitches with fans, etc but always chalked it up to imperfect gaming. Considering where Madden was 20 years ago i think they have done a pretty good job. For me its great for killing time when im not doing radio and podcast stuff.

[King87]

No, Timmy is wise enough to realize when somebody is pissing on his head that it's not simply just raining.

I don't play Madden anymore; you're just harshing the vibe, you effing boomer.

[Northman]

Here you go Kinger, for your photo album!

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[Timmy!]

Well, a lot of that part of Madden i dont even play. I generally just do franchise modes controlling all the teams but i realize some of the glitches with fans, etc but always chalked it up to imperfect gaming. Considering where Madden was 20 years ago i think they have done a pretty good job. For me its great for killing time when im not doing radio and podcast stuff.

Bro. It's bad. I mean, I'm happy you enjoy it, I don't mean to suck the fun out of it for anyone. I adored Madden games.....but if you literally compare it to a Madden from 15 years ago, it's inferior. It's lost a ton of features while getting ultra sloppy production, and this is not an opinion. Just Google it. YouTube it. There are a ton of drawn out videos explaining and detailing it. In 2022, we deserve sooooooooo much better. **** EA. **** them up their stupid asses.

[Timmy!]

I don't play Madden anymore; you're just harshing the vibe, you effing boomer.

Oh my **** north is older than me dumbass lol

[King87]

Oh my **** north is older than me dumbass lol

Not at heart, Timmy.

You have an ancient heart now.

[King87]

RIP Timmy! He was my homie. Now he don't know me. RIP.

[Northman]

Final Score- Bengals 51, Rams- 17

Final Stats:

Stafford- 41/54 348 Yds, 1 TD, 6 Ints
Burrow- 26/35 305 Yds, 2 TDs, 1 Int

Mixon- 34 Car, 103 Yds, 2 Tds, 2 Fum
Akers- 18 Car, 117 Yds, 1 TD

Kupp- 7 Rec, 80 Yds, 0 TD
Chase- 6 Rec, 116 Yds, 0 TD

[Timmy!]

Not at heart, Timmy.

You have an ancient heart now.

I get the joy of an echo (ultrasound) on my heart tomorrow morning. Oh joy.

[King87]

SIX INTS!?!?!?

The shade of it all.