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Dapper Dan
09-18-2019, 07:20 PM
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MOtorboat
09-18-2019, 07:31 PM
Seconded!

#SupportEli
BroncoWave
09-18-2019, 07:46 PM
Barf
Cugel
09-18-2019, 07:47 PM
Actually, it's get a time machine. Go back to 2007. Get Manning. Get David Tryree, and David Tyree's magic helmet. Win Super bowl.

2019 Eli Manning is more washed up than 2015 Peyton was. No thanks.

(Of course he's under contract for the season and the Giants aren't dealing him anyway so this thread is pointless fluff. But I suppose it's more fun than talking about #72's failings).
Northman
09-18-2019, 07:48 PM
NO thanks.
Dapper Dan
09-18-2019, 07:49 PM
I was on the fence, but Kegel and wave being against it means it's a great idea.
BroncoWave
09-18-2019, 07:51 PM
I was on the fence, but Kegel and wave being against it means it's a great idea.

I've literally never been wrong about a player, so go against me at your own risk!
MOtorboat
09-18-2019, 07:55 PM
I've literally never been wrong about a player, so go against me at your own risk!

#SupportEli
Dapper Dan
09-18-2019, 07:55 PM
I've literally never been wrong about a player, so go against me at your own risk!

Because you go back and delete your comments when you're wrong. Just like you delete your Instagram selfies when they don't get enough likes.
Shazam!
09-18-2019, 07:59 PM
Worst idea ever.
Dapper Dan
09-18-2019, 08:14 PM
Worst idea ever.

Excluding your parents deciding to have a child. :whoknows:
EastCoastBronco
09-19-2019, 11:41 AM
But Flacco throws such a pretty ball.
Very Warren Moon-esque...

#SupportEli
wayninja
09-19-2019, 12:03 PM
Dan rampaging up in here.
Shazam!
09-19-2019, 12:58 PM
Worst idea ever.

Excluding your parents deciding to have a child. :whoknows:

Wow. Aren't you an ass.

The dude is broken.
slim
09-19-2019, 01:26 PM
I just wish Archie was Mormon.
Dapper Dan
09-19-2019, 02:19 PM
I just wish Archie was Mormon.

It’s never too late. I can try converting him.
Davii
09-19-2019, 02:27 PM
Get on board the Arch Manning train (https://broncoswire.usatoday.com/2019/05/20/arch-manning-peyton-manning-nephew-high-school-football-highlights/). He'll be ready in 7 or so years and will lead us to greatness!
Shazam!
09-19-2019, 03:33 PM
Get on board the Arch Manning train (https://broncoswire.usatoday.com/2019/05/20/arch-manning-peyton-manning-nephew-high-school-football-highlights/). He'll be ready in 7 or so years and will lead us to greatness!

I think we thought that about Elways kid too
Davii
09-19-2019, 03:58 PM
I think we thought that about Elways kid too

By "we" I'm assuming you mean yourself.
Valar Morghulis
09-19-2019, 05:06 PM
Call the cops
Shazam!
09-19-2019, 05:14 PM
I think we thought that about Elways kid too

By "we" I'm assuming you mean yourself.

Not me
slim
09-19-2019, 05:17 PM
It’s never too late. I can try converting him.

I don't think we are understanding each other.

How long will sperm keep in the freezer?
Davii
09-19-2019, 05:20 PM
I don't think we are understanding each other.

How long will sperm keep in the freezer?

Cryopreserved specimens, when properly stored, will remain viable for an indefinite amount of time. Pregnancies have been reported for cases in which the sperm has been stored for 20 years prior to thawing and insemination.
Hawgdriver
09-19-2019, 05:32 PM
Cryopreserved specimens, when properly stored, will remain viable for an indefinite amount of time. Pregnancies have been reported for cases in which the sperm has been stored for 20 years prior to thawing and insemination.

Thanks for the eugenics lesson, Epstein.
Valar Morghulis
09-19-2019, 05:41 PM
Thanks for the eugenics lesson, Epstein.

More like mengel
Hawgdriver
09-19-2019, 05:43 PM
More like mengel

Either way, it's clear Davii has world domination via sperm on his mind.
Davii
09-19-2019, 06:37 PM
Either way, it's clear Davii has world domination via sperm on his mind.

Have you SEEN my genes?

Strong. All dominant except my eyes. Lots of hair Gene's.

Shooting blanks though, vasectomy
Valar Morghulis
09-19-2019, 06:47 PM
Have you SEEN my genes?

Strong. All dominant except my eyes. Lots of hair Gene's.

Shooting blanks though, vasectomy

Sounds like a rouse. Are you playing possum? Are you trying to impregnate the world by lulling it into a false sense of security
Dapper Dan
09-19-2019, 07:32 PM
Hm. Surprised me. I pegged Dave to be the semen expert.
BroncoWave
09-19-2019, 07:39 PM
Hm. Surprised me. I pegged Dave.

Same.
FanInAZ
09-19-2019, 09:40 PM
Slim, where are you? We need someone to hijack the "Other Games Discussion" thread in order to generate some kind of dialog about something :lol:
Valar Morghulis
09-20-2019, 01:13 AM
I pegged Dave.

Yeah you did
slim
09-20-2019, 08:29 AM
Slim, where are you? We need someone to hijack the "Other Games Discussion" thread in order to generate some kind of dialog about something :lol:

I'm not familiar with that thread.

Let's go to the club
Dapper Dan
09-22-2019, 04:33 PM
bELIeve
Poet
09-22-2019, 04:45 PM
I think we could get PFM to unretire.
Dapper Dan
10-18-2019, 10:52 AM
15165
Davii
10-18-2019, 11:36 AM
15165

Can he identify a blitz, slide protection, identify and throw to a hot read?
Shazam!
10-18-2019, 12:09 PM
Eli and Flacco are like mirror images except Flacco has a better arm

Totally idiotic to even suggest this after last night
EastCoastBronco
10-18-2019, 12:19 PM
You could put Christ himself behind our current O-Line and he would be dead in 2 series.
However, the coming back to life every three days part might save us some money on the salary cap.
wayninja
10-18-2019, 12:57 PM
Um... I think Christ would figure it out.
Valar Morghulis
10-18-2019, 01:01 PM
Um... I think Christ would figure it out.

he was no match for the romans
wayninja
10-18-2019, 01:27 PM
he was no match for the romans

Pffft... it's not like we are talking about trading for Pontius Pilate though.
Valar Morghulis
10-18-2019, 01:40 PM
Pffft... it's not like we are talking about trading for Pontius Pilate though.

Can he play tackle?
wayninja
10-18-2019, 01:51 PM
Can he play tackle?

He can play safety, and that's all we need.
Dapper Dan
10-18-2019, 02:41 PM
Can he identify a blitz, slide protection, identify and throw to a hot read?

Yeah
Dapper Dan
10-18-2019, 02:45 PM
Eli and Flacco are like mirror images except Flacco has a better arm

Totally idiotic to even suggest this after last night

You’re an idiot.
Gimpygod
10-18-2019, 03:05 PM
I thought this was a PFM as GM thread... bummer. Is there a place we are discussing how stupid our new coach is or that Flacco is the Helen Keller of pocket awareness?
wayninja
10-18-2019, 03:58 PM
I thought this was a PFM as GM thread... bummer. Is there a place we are discussing how stupid our new coach is or that Flacco is the Helen Keller of pocket awareness?

Pretty much any thread is fine for that.
Poet
10-18-2019, 04:54 PM
Elway is so mad that Eli won't waive his no trade clause right now.
Nomad
10-18-2019, 06:33 PM
I thought this was a PFM as GM thread... bummer. Is there a place we are discussing how stupid our new coach is or that Flacco is the Helen Keller of pocket awareness?

How in the hell are you, Gimpy? Nice to see you around.
Dapper Dan
10-18-2019, 07:20 PM
How in the hell are you, Gimpy? Nice to see you around.

You are so white.
Dapper Dan
10-18-2019, 07:22 PM
Elway is so mad that Eli won't waive his no trade clause right now.

When these top QBs get benched all I can think of is how they're paid millions to not work. :lol:
Shazam!
10-18-2019, 07:25 PM
Elway is so mad that Eli won't waive his no trade clause right now.

When these top QBs get benched all I can think of is how they're paid millions to not work. :lol:

Have you watched Eli Manning the last two Seasons? Broncos complete weaknesses are very similar on offense to NYG.

How could a broken down Eli Manning take the Broncos to the next level?
Poet
10-18-2019, 07:26 PM
Have you watched Eli Manning the last two Seasons? Broncos complete weaknesses are very similar on offense to NYG.

How could a broken down Eli Manning take the Broncos to the next level?

He's being facetious.
Nomad
10-18-2019, 07:29 PM
You are so white.

White over 40, thank you.
Dapper Dan
10-18-2019, 08:03 PM
White over 40, thank you.

Thanks dad
Nomad
10-18-2019, 08:06 PM
Thanks dad

I think of myself more of the Uncle.
Dapper Dan
10-18-2019, 08:06 PM
Have you watched Eli Manning the last two Seasons? Broncos complete weaknesses are very similar on offense to NYG.

How could a broken down Eli Manning take the Broncos to the next level?

Start your own thread with your own dumb solutions then.
Dapper Dan
10-18-2019, 08:12 PM
I think of myself more of the Uncle.

15170
Nomad
10-18-2019, 08:16 PM
15170

Damn!
Poet
10-18-2019, 08:38 PM
Damn!

Make that your avatar.
sneakers
10-18-2019, 09:06 PM
Archie Manning?
Nomad
10-19-2019, 09:08 AM
Make that your avatar.

I've been having this avatar since I joined BM in 2003. I'm an old school kinda guy (I love me a good FB, too), though it is a funny drunk uncle.

But, since I've adopted you, you can use it as your avatar to remind yourself of your awesome uncle. :D
ShaneFalco
04-29-2021, 11:14 PM
https://www.si.com/.image/t_share/MTcwMzgwOTA1MTUwNDI0Mzk5/arch-peyton-eli-manning.jpg

If Broncos get Rodgers, or if they don't this should still be the plan for 2026. That is year he will be eligible for draft i believe.
ShaneFalco
04-29-2021, 11:16 PM
We got 5 years to get ready to draft him #1. No excuses!