Broncos Gameday Thread: Broncos vs Bears 09/15/19

[Davii]

Vic Fangio takes on his old team!

Hopefully they rebound from last week and get our first win of the season!

Go Broncos!

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[Simple Jaded]

The best meme won, it’s science.

[MasterShake]

Go Broncos! I expect Chubb and Von to eat today!

[Shazam!]

Broncs better do it today, 0x2 and Season over.

[VonDoom]

Davii, if we win the next two weeks, Sneakers is out and you have to do this from now on. There can be no debate.

[slim]

The best meme won, it’s science.

If that was the best meme I don't want to see the worst.

[Shazam!]

Some would say the it is inappropriate.

[VonDoom]

If there was ever a must win game two, this is probably it. Starting 0-2 and going to Lambeau next week is not ideal. Let's see if we've made any adjustments to erase the memory of that disaster last week.

[MOtorboat]

Happy Gameday Broncos fans.

[spikerman]

Our boys aren’t getting much love in this game. After last week it’s justified, but hopefully that was an anomaly.

[Shazam!]

If there was ever a must win game two, this is probably it. Starting 0-2 and going to Lambeau next week is not ideal. Let's see if we've made any adjustments to erase the memory of that disaster last week.

Its all over If they lose this game, looking at 4-12 or something top 5 pick

[Nomad]

Just win the game, Broncos! :defense:

[Nomad]

Broncos gonna win this game. Hold the whining to a minimum. TIA. :D

[Northman]

Hopefully we have a much better showing this week.

[wayninja]

The best meme won, it’s science.

Except... it didn't win... this doesn't bode well...

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[MOtorboat]

https://media1.tenor.com/images/a8d47787ee9599156c4b31b2435c20b7/tenor.gif?itemid=5016447

[FanInAZ]

Our boys aren’t getting much love in this game. After last week it’s justified, but hopefully that was an anomaly.

Oh, & the Bears deserve love after their week 1 debacle?

[MOtorboat]

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oriNORsE87ukp650c/giphy.gif

[Nomad]

Cutler looks stoned.

[BroncoTech]

I'm looking forward to a brilliant defense of our home turf and the absolute beat-down of Chicago for 60 minutes. 28-7 Broncos, GO BRONCOS!

[Nomad]

I'm looking forward to a brilliant defense of our home turf and the absolute beat-down of Chicago for 60 minutes. 28-7 Broncos, GO BRONCOS!

Hell yeah! That's what I'm talking about. :defense:

[BroncoNut]

Personal bump

[wayninja]

Personal bump

What about it?

[BroncoNut]

What about it?

To put the thread within reach for me

[wayninja]

To put the thread within reach for me

Oh... makes sense.... thought it was some statement affirming your anatomical correctness.

[BroncoNut]

Oh... makes sense.... thought it was some statement affirming your anatomical correctness.

Oh I see what you m3an after reading. Sorry about that

[Davii]

Except... it didn't win... this doesn't bode well...

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A mixture is what won. We will rotate the meme weekly.

[BroncoNut]

A mixture is what won. We will rotate the meme weekly.

So like everyone's a winner. I like that

[Nomad]

I voted for them all. :D

[BroncoNut]

I voted for them all. :D

Oh god figures :puke:

[wayninja]

A mixture is what won. We will rotate the meme weekly.

What? How?

Ok, I defer to your wisdom, but there's one line on the graph that has more than the rest put together...

[Nomad]

Oh god figures :puke:

I just wanna be friends with everyone. :D

[wayninja]

Well, whatever, hopefully both the bears and broncos win today. Everyone's a winner.

[Nomad]

Well, whatever, hopefully both the bears and broncos win today. Everyone's a winner.

Trophies for everyone. :first:

[BroncoNut]

I just wanna be friends with everyone. :D

I voted for the meme posted to be politically correct. Equal opportunity for midgets

[BroncoNut]

Well, whatever, hopefully both the bears and broncos win today. Everyone's a winner.

Exactly! This world could be such a better place if everyone was like you and nomad

[Nomad]

Exactly! This world could be such a better place if everyone was like you and nomad

As I get older, I'm trying to be a nicer person.

[BroncoNut]

As I get older, I'm trying to be a nicer person.

I know what you mean

[VonDoom]

https://twitter.com/troyrenck/status/1173309773904850947?s=21

[Nomad]

My boy, Janovich, needs to heal quickly. Broncos needs a mean MLB.

[BroncoWave]

What? How?

Ok, I defer to your wisdom, but there's one line on the graph that has more than the rest put together...

None of it matters! Karma is fake and so are the football gods!

[spikerman]

Met up with Lawdog and his son and daughter. What a great family!

[wayninja]

None of it matters! Karma is fake and so are the football gods!

OMG. I have to just assume that there is some prospect you are hoping we take in the first round next year or something.

[Nomad]

OMG. I have to just assume that there is some prospect you are hoping we take in the first round next year or something.

If that's the case, 2021 draft.

[Jaws]

Go Broncos!

[Nomad]

Go Broncos!

Hi, Jawsy. :wave: How are you? I hope all is well.

[slim]

What? How?

Ok, I defer to your wisdom, but there's one line on the graph that has more than the rest put together...

Davii doesn't understand complex things like bar graphs or addition.

[slim]

Met up with Lawdog and his son and daughter. What a great family!

Tell me more about his daughter.

[slim]

None of it matters! Karma is fake and so are the football gods!

Stop it

[MOtorboat]

Tell me more about his daughter.

Dude. Lawdog is like 30.

[MOtorboat]

None of it matters! Karma is fake and so are the football gods!

So, going for 0-2, eh?

[Nomad]

Tell me more about his daughter.

Oh my!

[slim]

Dude. Lawdog is like 30.

Oh, my bad.

Sorry Lawdog! I withdraw the question.

[BroncoWave]

So, going for 0-2, eh?

I dare the football gods to make us lose today.

[slim]

MO, we have a serious problem here.

Please advise on an action plan.

[MOtorboat]

MO, we have a serious problem here.

Please advise on an action plan.

You have seven minutes to go buy more beer.

[Nomad]

I'm having a few Dale's Pale Ale.

[Nomad]

I guess the Broncos are gonna give the Packers their first loss next week..

[Davii]

LET'S GO!!!!!!!


Broncos by 10!

[Denver Native (Carol)]

:salute:GO BRONCOS:salute:

[wayninja]

Opening drive for a TD incoming! Bank it!

[Nomad]

Go Flacco!

[wayninja]

Bears are amped up letting lindsay run for a first. Lol.

[Davii]

Quick hitting plays. On time, on target so far. Keep rolling!

[Nomad]

They should of played this Saints/Rams game on Sunday night. It's interrupting the Broncos game on Redzone.

[MOtorboat]

At least it looks like they tried to form a game plan this week...

[Davii]

Stink is reading my mind on this looking a lot like the Raiders game plan last week

[Nomad]

Raiders up 10-0 on the Chiefs

[wayninja]

Welp... at least it's points... sigh.

[chazoe60]

Good lord Bolles. He is the worst LT in the league.

[BroncoNut]

I'm not getting the game. I will have to rely on this thread

[Nomad]

Raiders up 10-0 on the Chiefs

Ooops. Wrong thread.

[Denver Native (Carol)]

Raiders up 10-0 on the Chiefs

Raiders might be better than some people thought

[BroncoNut]

Ooops. Wrong thread.
It's ok

[Nomad]

Takeaways for the Broncos will be key for this game. :defense: needs turnovers.

[Timmy!]

Flacco is so much better than Keenum.

[slim]

I'm not getting the game. I will have to rely on this thread

We are here for you Nut

[Davii]

Time for the D to feed on a weak QB!

[Nomad]

We are here for you Nut

Nut seems like a lovable guy. He needs to come out to Seattle.

[BORDERLINE]

Offense did ok like the tempo. We need some more YAC!

[slim]

Nut, the Broncos kicked a FG after a pretty nice drive. They currently lead 3-0.

Flacco and Sanders looked sharp.

[wayninja]

Simmons almost got Rahim'd!

[Denver Native (Carol)]

Way to go :defense:

[Hawgdriver]

Wow. Simmons.

[MOtorboat]

Simmons got toasted and Trubisky underthrew it...maybe save the finger wagging...

[slim]

Nut, the Bears went three and out on their first drive and I am tired of giving you updates.

[wayninja]

Not sure I've ever seen a tackle like that... that's legal?

[Davii]

Should've been a flag on that tackle on the punt return

[VonDoom]

Great play by Simmons there

[HORSEPOWER 56]

Wow. Nice play by Simmons. A little lucky.

[Nomad]

Nut, the Broncos kicked a FG after a pretty nice drive. They currently lead 3-0.

Flacco and Sanders looked sharp.

Damn fine job. Keith Jackson would be proud.

[slim]

Nut, there is a commercial on right now.

[MOtorboat]

Nut, there is a commercial on right now.

This is brilliant insight.

[slim]

It is a Chevy commercial

[Nomad]

Did Simmons make a pick?

[BroncoNut]

Nut seems like a lovable guy. He needs to come out to Seattle.

I like Seattle. Met up with a friend that had relocated to that area a few years ago. It was close to Halloween. I hear summers are pretty awesome there. Would like to go back. Great history to Seattle. The underground and all

[MOtorboat]

Did Simmons make a pick?

Knocked it out of Cohen’s hands.

[MOtorboat]

That screen went well.

[Davii]

What the hell was that?

[AgentOrange]

That was a stupid play. Shovel pass for a loss.

[Nomad]

Not sure if that's a smart move by Flacco, or a dumb call by the refs?

[MOtorboat]

Wow.

[AgentOrange]

So we're watching touch football now?

[wayninja]

Remember how quick and creative that first series was? Good times.

[Davii]

Faid up 10 on Chiefs.... maybe they're better than we thought?

[I Eat Staples]

What a shit call, the NFL has gotten hopelessly soft

[BroncoNut]

Is there any kind of score or indicator to who is winning the contest?

[BORDERLINE]

Jesus same shit! We need 5 and they get 4! Do better!

[BroncoNut]

Faid up 10 on Chiefs.... maybe they're better than we thought?

That's what she said

[AgentOrange]

Faid up 10 on Chiefs.... maybe they're better than we thought?

That's a frightening thought.

Come on Flacco, don't you know where the 1st down marker is?

[Nomad]

Go :defense:

[HORSEPOWER 56]

Gotta run those routes to the damned sticks.

[I Eat Staples]

Where's the flag ref? Our ball carrier clearly got tackled on that play

[slim]

Nut, the Broncos punter, Johnny Wadd, just pinned the Bears deep in their own territory.

[MOtorboat]

Nut, the Broncos punter, Johnny Wadd, just pinned the Bears deep in their own territory.

He’s clearly not listening. And after everything you did for him?

[BroncoNut]

Nut, the Broncos punter, Johnny Wadd, just pinned the Bears deep in their own territory.

So it's a wrestling match too?

[slim]

Is there any kind of score or indicator to who is winning the contest?

I already provided this information. I will update when it changes, you ungrateful ****!

[MOtorboat]

WHY THE **** IS ANYONE WATCHING THE MASKED SINGER? Da **** is wrong with you people?

[Nomad]

Pick 6 coming for the Broncos.

[Denver Native (Carol)]

Is there any kind of score or indicator to who is winning the contest?

This might be a little bit better than nothing
https://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=401128120

[AgentOrange]

Nice. Coverage comes back after the punt. Thanks Fox.

[Nomad]

WHY THE **** IS ANYONE WATCHING THE MASKED SINGER? Da **** is wrong with you people?

Wha?

[Davii]

Holding... on a DL?

[BroncoNut]

This might be a little bit better than nothing
https://www.espn.com/nfl/game?gameId=401128120

Thanks Carol. At least someone has some decency

[Nomad]

Nice pursuit by #31

[Timmy!]

Nut check pm

[AgentOrange]

We STILL can't cover a TE

[wayninja]

Don't **** with CHJ!!!

[AgentOrange]

Mr. Chris Harris is in da house.

[slim]

Best CB in Broncos history!

[MOtorboat]

Wha?

So, I’m glad you don’t know what this is. You are a functioning human.

Fox constantly runs commercials for this show that’s in like its third season, which means it’s getting ratings, where some bozo literally comes out in a mascot-like suit and karaokes and the some F-list celebrities try to guess who is in the costume.

They ran a commercial for it, and I do not understand why any functioning human would watch this.

[BORDERLINE]

Wolfe and Harris WTF!!! Clog that shit!

[Nomad]

So, I’m glad you don’t know what this is. You are a functioning human.

Fox constantly runs commercials for this show that’s in like its third season, which means it’s getting ratings, where some bozo literally comes out in a mascot-like suit and karaokes and the some F-list celebrities try to guess who is in the costume.

They ran a commercial for it, and I do not understand why any functioning human would watch this.

Oh. I've never heard of it.

[AgentOrange]

Oh. I've never heard of it.
Consider yourself lucky

[wayninja]

Oh. I've never heard of it.

Me neither. Sounds interesting.

[Nomad]

Get that turnover, Broncos.

[HORSEPOWER 56]

We need ILBs in the worst way

[AgentOrange]

Yiadom whiffs on that tackle. Yeesh.

[MOtorboat]

Yiadom is an issue.

[Davii]

Yiadom.... ****!

[chazoe60]

Not sure why Yiadom is still on the roster let alone the field

[HORSEPOWER 56]

Damn it Yiadom tackle you ********!!!

[Nomad]

We need ILBs in the worst way

Broncos should of taken Bush.

[BORDERLINE]

Yiadom whiffs on that tackle. Yeesh.

Isaiah McKenzie all over again. How many chances does this guy get before we see him benched

[AgentOrange]

Broncos should of taken Bush.
Let that be a lesson to us...always take the Bush.

[Nomad]

Isaiah McKenzie all over again. How many chances does this guy get before we see him benched

Just imagine who he is beating for the position. Broncos lack severely at depth.

[HORSEPOWER 56]

To play zone, your DBs must be able to tackle. Yiadom is a liability in both tackling and coverage. He doesn’t even look fast which is supposed to be his one big attribute. Can’t wait til Callahan gets back.

[Timmy!]

We need Callahan to get healthy

[BORDERLINE]

Thank you!!!! Finally we get a stop!

[AgentOrange]

Nice stop on 3rd down. Wolfe!

[HORSEPOWER 56]

Nice stop defense

[MOtorboat]

Maybe it’s that Denver got like the fifth announcing teams, film/sound/production crew, but this game, broadcast, crowd, the teams, etc., all feel kind of lifeless.

[Denver Native (Carol)]

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‏Verified account @MaseDenver

Shaheen got 5 yards after Yiadom couldn’t get him down. Shaheen has a 67-pound size advantage on Yiadom and he used it.

[wayninja]

Mack beat Fant? Never would have guessed.

[slim]

Maybe it’s that Denver got like the fifth announcing teams, film/sound/production crew, but this game, broadcast, crowd, the teams, etc., all feel kind of lifeless.

Stink is trying to hard to not be a Homer.

Also, for Nut, the score is now 3-3.

[Denver Native (Carol)]

That's my Phillip

[AgentOrange]

That's the Lindsey I remember!

[Nomad]

slim's not doing a good job calling the game.

[MOtorboat]

Lindsay played a third down!

[BORDERLINE]

Lindsey !!! Beautiful

[Davii]

Veteran QB. I heart Lindsay

[HORSEPOWER 56]

That’s on Flacco and Scangs. Fant vs Mack? What the **** ever.

[slim]

Nut, rabbits are gay.

[Hawgdriver]

MO is happy. I'm happy. Lindsay on 3d down = harmony in universe.

[Hawgdriver]

That’s on Flacco and Scangs. Fant vs Mack? What the **** ever.

Maybe, was it an audible?

[slim]

slim's not doing a good job calling the game.

Let's see how you do, Mr. Critical.

Nut, I'm out

[BORDERLINE]

Flacco has to see the blitz and he needs to have an outlet!

[AgentOrange]

Flacco hung on too long on that blitz.

[slim]

Your new BFF Nomad is gonna take it home.

[Denver Native (Carol)]

We need a turnover

[dogfish]

come on defense, make a play. . .

[wayninja]

Man, if I were coach, I really would have encouraged scoring on that drive.

[Cugel]

What the F are they doing trying to let Noah Fant block Kalil Mack one on one on that sack? That is just pure stupidity. There's not many TEs in the NFL who can block Mack one on one and Fant isn't one of them. And a rookie? You can bet they will get questioned about that one tomorrow!

WTF were you thinking? Will be the question. :tsk:

[HORSEPOWER 56]

Flacco has to read that and call a timeout or audible.

[slim]

#notjealousorinsecure

[Poet]

We are a better football team this week than we were last week.

Let's go!!!!

[GEM]

Still laughing at sticking a rookie te on Mack. :laugh:

[slim]

Pat!!!

My man!!

[Nomad]

Let's see how you do, Mr. Critical.

Nut, I'm out

My apologies. That was a d*ck move on my part. It is the Lord's day, so forgive me.

[BORDERLINE]

Flacco has to read that and call a timeout or audible.

Big facts! Small things that we need to do better!

[Timmy!]

Stink is trying to hard to not be a Homer.

Also, for Nut, the score is now 3-3.

Don't worry Slim, I hooked Nut up

[AgentOrange]

We don't need ILBs...said no HC ever,

[slim]

Don't worry Slim, I hooked Nut up

With Nomad?

[BORDERLINE]

Correct! Wolfe and Harris have been soft! We need new blood ASAP!

[Davii]

No worries about blocking guys in the back on that screen I guess

[HORSEPOWER 56]

We have no ILBs

[MOtorboat]

Read the screen and still couldn’t make the play.

:tsk:

[Poet]

There's almost zero resistance right now.

[AgentOrange]

Um, guys? I don't think this is how you wear down the Bears D.

[slim]

I am feeling uneasy

[wayninja]

Trubisky bailed us out there!

[Nomad]

With Nomad?

I'd take Nut to a nice steak dinner.

[wayninja]

There's almost zero resistance right now.

Just what I was thinking. Well lubed.

[HORSEPOWER 56]

They’re killing our run defense.

[slim]

There's almost zero resistance right now.

Viva la resistance!

[Poet]

Trubisky is really bad.

[slim]

I'd take Nut to a nice steak dinner.

Yeah, a tube steak dinner I bet

[AgentOrange]

Held them to three at least. Looks like this may be a FG battle today.

[slim]

I think we should score a TD?

All in favor?

[Nomad]

Good job, :defense:

[BORDERLINE]

All of a sudden he can kick 50+ yarders. Great

[Bronco4ever]

Offense needs a TD on this drive. I’d settle for a field goal.

[slim]

I'd settle for a fuxking thank you!!

[Poet]

I just finished eating my salad and I feel great.

I'm channeling my good vibes to our team!

[Timmy!]

So....think we will get a sack this season?

[Slick]

So far I’m not impressed with Coach Vic’s defense. Vanilla af.

[BORDERLINE]

That Flacco strong arm!

[wayninja]

Finally a decent run.

Edit; lol, figures.

[HORSEPOWER 56]

So....think we will get a sack this season?

Only if we ever get a lead. Our zone d has been figured out and can be beaten with dink and dunks. Especially because we don’t press.

[Nomad]

Held them to three at least. Looks like this may be a FG battle today.

Didn't the Broncos beat the Bears one year 9-6, or was that the Chiefs?

[AgentOrange]

Doh!! :mad:

[Hawgdriver]

omg

That flour is dirt.

[Poet]

There was no need to hold...Bolles god dammit you stupid mother ******.

[wayninja]

Our best offensive weapons have been PI and personal fouls.

[BroncoWave]

Kill yourself Bolles

[Cugel]

OK, holding by Garrett Bolles negates a 21 yards run. Well, color me shocked! Shocked I tell you!

[Nomad]

So far I’m not impressed with Coach Vic’s defense. Vanilla af.

Who's calling the defense.....Fangio or Donatell?

[Cugel]

Broncos need to work on getting a decent backup RT so that Wilkinson can be moved to LT in place of Bolles. Elway needs to get on the phone right now.

[chazoe60]

Kill yourself Bolles

He prefers killing Broncos drives. :laugh::laugh:

[Timmy!]

He-man is balling.

[MOtorboat]

That’s Bolles again, isn’t it?

[Cugel]

Of course! Bolles' 2nd holding call on the same drive! :mad:

[wayninja]

This is too much. BENCH BOLLES NOW! I don't care if we have nothing to replace him... he needs to be ******* gone.

[Hawgdriver]

Too bad we got rid of Turner and kept Bolles.

[Cugel]

That’s Bolles again, isn’t it?

Whenever you hear #72 that's Bolles. Stink is right. OL Jesus couldn't save Bolles!

[HORSEPOWER 56]

Dammit Bolles stop holding!!!!

[Timmy!]

Somebody murder Bolles

[AgentOrange]

Even the crowd is tired of Bolles shit.

[Poet]

God dammit, Bolles.

God dammit you big stupid ****. You are so ******* dumb. You are so ******* stupid. You are just such a ******* moron. You are pathetic. Get off the field. You are dumb. I hate you.

[Poet]

He prefers killing Broncos drives. :laugh::laugh:

Big facts.

[Bronco4ever]

I think Bolles should stop holding.

[AgentOrange]

I think Bolles should stop holding.

You may be on to something...

[HORSEPOWER 56]

Elway need to get on the phone right now with Washington and trade for Trent Williams. I’m so tired of Bolles and his piss poor play and piss poor attitude on top of it.

[BroncoWave]

I think Bolles should stop breathing.

Yes, agreed.

[Poet]

How can he not learn?

Dogs learn not to shit in the house faster than Bolles is 'learning' to not hold.

[Nomad]

Again, Broncos depth is atrocious to where we can't replace Bolles with a replacement. Bolles is such liability.

[Cugel]

Broncos do not have many plays for 2nd and 16. Thank you Garrett Bolles! HE killed this drive. :mad:

[AgentOrange]

Broncos D seems to be particularly adept at falling down before tackling.

[chazoe60]

At least Bolles can wear all that eye black and look scary.

[Hawgdriver]

Again, Broncos depth is atrocious to where we can't replace Bolles with a replacement. Bolles is such liability.

Mistake letting Turner go...he's starting for GB.

[chazoe60]

That was pretty good coverage by Jewel.

[Nomad]

Is it still 6-3 Bears?

[BORDERLINE]

6 quarters in and this team looks even worse than last years. On paper we look slightly better but F that. Aside from Chubb, Chris Harris & Sanders everyone else has taken a step back. M

[Poet]

At least Bolles can wear all that eye black and look scary.

On Halloween he can go as a LT. It would be his most believable performance.

[Cugel]

So, the defense holds the Bears to 6 points. The Broncos offense has 72 anchors holding it down.

[wayninja]

As bad as bolles is, this whole teams sucks donkey balls at the moment.

[BroncoNut]

I'd settle for a fuxking thank you!!

Thanks slim

[chazoe60]

Mistake letting Turner go...he's starting for GB.

Joh Elway wouldn't know a good tackle of one bit him in the ass.

[AgentOrange]

ST strikes again.

[BigDaddyBronco]

The worst thing about Bolles is that the holding didn't help either play. He wasn't protecting the QB or breaking open a big play. Just bad form and no football intelligence at all.