Sneaks, MO, BW, Buff - get in here

[Davii]

Bronco Karma question:

Sneaks will be, selfishly, in Europe for our weeks 2 and 3 games and possibly unable to start the gameday threads.

For karma's sake, he could start them now and I will close the threads until 24hrs before game time.

Thoughts?

[BroncoJoe]

Why the question only to those buffoons?

I think it's a great idea, personally.

[Davii]

Why the question only to those buffoons?

I think it's a great idea, personally.

Those "buffoons" are our karma experts Joseph.

Your thoughts are duly noted.

[BroncoWave]

Why the question only to those buffoons?

I think it's a great idea, personally.

Davii recognizes the finest and highest intellect posters here. As one of these posters, I officially sign off on this move.

[Shazam!]

I was gonna suggest why not make em now and u can pin em later

[slim]

Why the question only to those buffoons?

I think it's a great idea, personally.

Yeah, Davii is over his handlebars on this deal.

[Davii]

Yeah, Davii is over his handlebars on this deal.

Maybe it's the penile pain clouding my judgement.

However, they have pants on, so there's that

[slim]

Maybe it's the penile pain clouding my judgement.

However, they have pants on, so there's that

If you pull the strings does it dance like a puppet?

[Davii]

I was gonna suggest why not make em now and u can pin em later

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[Davii]

If you pull the strings does it dance like a puppet?

No need to pull strings, I just think of you.

[NightTrainLayne]

Can we find another meme to use. Sneaks has been using that one for 5 years. I think it's run its course.

#mytwocents

[Davii]

Can we find another meme to use. Sneaks has been using that one for 5 years. I think it's run its course.

#mytwocents

Joe - this is exhibit A.

[MOtorboat]

I think I should start the threads in his stead. For several reasons, I feel like the football gods would not appreciate starting of a thread and then locking said thread. My hours are conducive to Sneak’s hours.

[MOtorboat]

Can we find another meme to use. Sneaks has been using that one for 5 years. I think it's run its course.

#mytwocents

Yeah, it’s too late for that.

[Valar Morghulis]

Someone else starts them.

Karma doesn't exist.

We can't influence the outcome of a sports event by starting a thread on the correct way.

Just my two cents.

[BroncoWave]

Someone else starts them.

Karma doesn't exist.

We can't influence the outcome of a sports event by starting a thread on the correct way.

Just my two cents.

You're right, Dave. I was placating Davii but you just snapped me back to reality. Karma is fake and sneakers can go **** himself.

[BroncoJoe]

Can we find another meme to use. Sneaks has been using that one for 5 years. I think it's run its course.

#mytwocents

I've hated that stupid meme for years now.

I mean, "No Denver, No!" ?? That's not a good omen.

[NightTrainLayne]

I've hated that stupid meme for years now.

I mean, "No Denver, No!" ?? That's not a good omen.

I loved it at first. But now. . .surely we can find something new.

[Davii]

Someone else starts them.

Karma doesn't exist.

We can't influence the outcome of a sports event by starting a thread on the correct way.

Just my two cents.

In reality we all know this to be true.

Where we're going, we don't need roads

[MOtorboat]

Someone else starts them.

Karma doesn't exist.

We can't influence the outcome of a sports event by starting a thread on the correct way.

Just my two cents.

The only game thread not started by sneakers in six years was the Seahawks Super Bowl.

[BroncoWave]

The only game thread not started by sneakers in six years was the Seahawks Super Bowl.

Oh so that's the only game we've lost the last 6 years? You and sneakers can both EAD!

[MOtorboat]

Oh so that's the only game we've lost the last 6 years? You and sneakers can both EAD!

:tsk:

[Tned]

Those "buffoons" are our karma experts Joseph.

Your thoughts are duly noted.

Based on the last couple seasons, maybe we need a Karmic change.

[MOtorboat]

Wave has jinxed this process. I will be blaming him for all problems this season.

Good day, sirs.

[BroncoWave]

:tsk:

I hereby propose that sneakers be banned from starting gameday threads!

[WTE]

I will start the Game Day Threads and will use this meme.

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[Tned]

Wave has jinxed this process. I will be blaming him for all problems this season.

Good day, sirs.

You might be right. Might need to change my season prediction now and back away from the 11 wins I chose.

[Tned]

I hereby propose that sneakers be banned from starting gameday threads!

Where's Buff?

Buff, get in here and talk to Wave about the evils of banning!

[Valar Morghulis]

Beaten paths are for beaten men

[BroncoJoe]

Someone else starts them.

Karma doesn't exist.

We can't influence the outcome of a sports event by starting a thread on the correct way.

Just my two cents.

My two cents:

Go back to where you came from, you Manky Git!

PS: I <3 you.

[dogfish]

I think I should start the threads in his stead. For several reasons, I feel like the football gods would not appreciate starting of a thread and then locking said thread. My hours are conducive to Sneak’s hours.

whoa! talk about uppity. . .

[dogfish]

Beaten paths are for beaten men

and your path is the most beaten there is. . .

[HORSEPOWER 56]

and your path is the most beaten there is. . .

And by path you mean Hershey highway...

[Buff]

I don't remember approving this midseason European jaunt...

Feels like we are really tempting fate here starting these on non-gamedays... I am very torn. I think it'd be best if sneakers got up and posted from Europe - we've all got obligations to fulfill in life.

[Tned]

I don't remember approving this midseason European jaunt...

Feels like we are really tempting fate here starting these on non-gamedays... I am very torn. I think it'd be best if sneakers got up and posted from Europe - we've all got obligations to fulfill in life.

Buff, I think you need to enforce a travel ban on Sneakers. He's got to know where his priorities lie.

[MOtorboat]

whoa! talk about uppity. . .

Between you and Wave, this is gonna be a long season. Congrats fellas.

:tsk:

[Buff]

I think I should start the threads in his stead. For several reasons, I feel like the football gods would not appreciate starting of a thread and then locking said thread. My hours are conducive to Sneak’s hours.

There are a lot of people who stay up late -- what else qualifies you for a job like this?

[MOtorboat]

There are a lot of people who stay up late -- what else qualifies you for a job like this?

My insane adherence to karma and superstition. But I'm not taking the job now.

[BroncoWave]

Anyone who believes in karma should not be allowed to start the game thread.

[MOtorboat]

Trolling football gods. On gameday. Everything is fine.

[Buff]

Buff, I think you need to enforce a travel ban on Sneakers. He's got to know where his priorities lie.

We need someone to keep him in the country until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

[Buff]

My insane adherence to karma and superstition. But I'm not taking the job now.

OK, well that's all you had to say - I just wanted to make sure this wasn't a power play ego thing. A lot of people would like to have that power.

[BroncoWave]

Trolling football gods. On gameday. Everything is fine.

The football "gods" can suck my dick.

[BroncoJoe]

Since the SB season, we've gone 20-28.

I think we're due for a change...

At least get rid of that stupid meme!

[Canmore]

There are a lot of people who stay up late -- what else qualifies you for a job like this?

I do and I'm on the west coast.

[Buff]

I do and I'm on the west coast.

Well MO is pouting so we might need you... We'll keep you posted.

[Hawgdriver]

Well MO is pouting so we might need you... We'll keep you posted.

I will offer my unwanted conjecture.

MO must not create the thread. He must supply his salutatory benediction to a thread created by another.

[Davii]

Since the SB season, we've gone 20-28.

I think we're due for a change...

At least get rid of that stupid meme!

Noted.

Let's see some possible memes by people who are not fans of the Patriots.

[Valar Morghulis]

As someone who lives in, and posts from Europe.....We have the internet.

[Davii]

As someone who lives in, and posts from Europe.....We have the internet.

Are you sure Dave? I mean, this is important.

[NightTrainLayne]

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[NightTrainLayne]

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[NightTrainLayne]

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[slim]

Oh my...

[Tned]

We need someone to keep him in the country until we can figure out what the hell is going on.

What's more important. A European vacation or possibility of destroying a SB caliber team?

[Davii]

Any Bronco related?

[WTE]

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[wayninja]

The football "gods" can suck my dick.

If we lose tonight, I feel this is going to be hard to live down.

[Davii]

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How about this one? My own creation. Pretty good, no?

[WTE]

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How about this one? My own creation. Pretty good, no?

Wow you made it yourself? I don't know how to do that so I just Googled it and found the one I posted.

Pretty ironic it mentioned GEM.

[wayninja]

Wow you made it yourself? I don't know how to do that so I just Googled it and found the one I posted.

Pretty ironic it mentioned GEM.

Yeah, but pretty insulting that there's no mention of Carol. Typical NE elitist.

[NightTrainLayne]

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How about this one? My own creation. Pretty good, no?


You could even do the, "No, Denver, No!" or "No, Von, No!" on that pic. That would be a solid upgrade to the current one.

[BroncoWave]

If we lose tonight, I feel this is going to be hard to live down.

I might need to look out for an angry midget showing up in the middle of the night if that happens. :lol:

[MOtorboat]

I might need to look out for an angry midget showing up in the middle of the night if that happens. :lol:

I’m not angry. I’m disappointed.

[BroncoWave]

I’m not angry. I’m disappointed.

After we win tonight you'll realize how silly you are for believing in karma.

[WTE]

Yeah, but pretty insulting that there's no mention of Carol. Typical NE elitist.

Good point. Let me try Googling again and see if I can find a mention of Carol.

[WTE]

Found One!

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[wayninja]

Found One!

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Good ol' google.

[BroncoJoe]

https://heavyeditorial.files.wordpress.com/2016/02/screen-shot-2016-02-06-at-5-36-22-pm1.jpg?quality=65&strip=all&w=780

[BroncoJoe]

https://localtvkdvr.files.wordpress.com/2018/10/broncos-gameday.jpg?quality=85&strip=all&w=400&h=225&crop=1

[Simple Jaded]

Someone else starts them.

Karma doesn't exist.

We can't influence the outcome of a sports event by starting a thread on the correct way.

Just my two cents.

Who even are you?

[GEM]

Someone else starts them.

Karma doesn't exist.

We can't influence the outcome of a sports event by starting a thread on the correct way.

Just my two cents.

We lost the super bowl against Seattle because someone else started the gameday thread that day!

[Simple Jaded]

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Vote!

[wayninja]

We lost the super bowl against Seattle because someone else started the gameday thread that day!

Yeah, whoever did that should be flat out murdered.

[Nomad]

Have Shazam start them. :D

[slim]

The football "gods" can suck my dick.

You can suck my dick, you fuxking idiot

[wayninja]

Wave, wave, wave. This is on you. I think you know that now.

[slim]

No, it's on Davii. Be better.

[slim]

BTB, the king of karma. Good call, Davii.

[Davii]

BTB, the king of karma. Good call, Davii.

He is. Had he not given us bad Karma we would've won. He knew what he was doing.

[slim]

He is. Had he not given us bad Karma we would've won. He knew what he was doing.

I am more disappointed in you and BTB than I am in the Broncos.

I would include Dave on that list, but I wrote him off years ago.

[BroncoWave]

bUt SnEaKeRs StArTeD tHe GaMe ThReAd!!!

[Davii]

bUt SnEaKeRs StArTeD tHe GaMe ThReAd!!!

But you challenged the football gods. They answered your call.

[BroncoWave]

But you challenged the football gods. They answered your call.

They can suck my dick next week too!

[wayninja]

They can suck my dick next week too!

Dude.

[MOtorboat]

Dude.

Dude?

[wayninja]

Dude?

Sup.

[BroncoWave]

Dude.

Sweet.

[slim]

They can suck my dick next week too!

Ain't no one ever gonna suck that mini sausage.

[BroncoWave]

Ain't no one ever gonna suck that mini sausage.

Dave begs to differ.

[slim]

Dave begs to differ.

Funny you didn't mention your wife

[wayninja]

Funny you didn't mention your wife

Because of the word wife. Sucking is pre-ring.

[slim]

Because of the word wife. Sucking is pre-ring.

Funny, his wife blows me all the time.

[wayninja]

Funny, his wife blows me all the time.

https://media.giphy.com/media/oKzYzmKjlPgEU/giphy.gif

[Hawgdriver]

Finally, I get to witness some fiery competition tonight.

[sneakers]

ok, whatever you want me to do

[sneakers]

Can we find another meme to use. Sneaks has been using that one for 5 years. I think it's run its course.

#mytwocents

it really has

[Elevation inc]

I Live in Europe, and I watch every game, sneakers has no excuse......:cool: :lol: :beer:

[Valar Morghulis]

I Live in Europe, and I watch every game, sneakers has no excuse......:cool: :lol: :beer:

Yes and your hate for flacco is felt across the Atlantic

[Elevation inc]

Yes and your hate for flacco is felt across the Atlantic

I hope so...:lol:

[BroncoNut]

I'm gonna meet ms in 24 minutes!

[MOtorboat]

Well MO is pouting so we might need you... We'll keep you posted.

An official statement from MOtorboat’s PR team, re: Bid To Start Gameday Thread:


https://youtu.be/PVDH3MX4MYI

[Jsteve01]

This thread is shite....where's Dave? And why are you talking about Daviis junk?

[Jsteve01]

Oh there's Dave across the Atlantic

[MOtorboat]

Oh there's Dave across the Atlantic

Dave is Valar. Elevation is Elevation. Both in Europe.

:wave:

[Jsteve01]

Dave is Valar. Elevation is Elevation. Both in Europe.

:wave:

Yes No. I'm aware of this. Dave is actually from Bravos and elevation is living 3 hours from where my Mom's family is from in Italy. Elevation did you ever make it to Scena?

[dogfish]

ok, whatever you want me to do

after careful consideration, we have decided that you can't go to france. . . you gotta do what's right for the team, and stay here to start the threads. . . the off-season is for vacations. . .

[Valar Morghulis]

Yes No. I'm aware of this. Dave is actually from Bravos and elevation is living 3 hours from where my Mom's family is from in Italy. Elevation did you ever make it to Scena?

Yeah, I live in the iron bank

[Hawgdriver]

Yeah, I live in the iron bank

Is that a setting in The Count of Monte Cristo?

[Elevation inc]

Yes No. I'm aware of this. Dave is actually from Bravos and elevation is living 3 hours from where my Mom's family is from in Italy. Elevation did you ever make it to Scena?

I have not yet made it there....

[dogfish]

Yeah, I live in the iron bank

more like the iron wank!