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Joe Flacco
02-17-2019, 06:00 AM
I always wanted to be a Bronco. Damn I look good in orange!


Let’s go win this.


And oh yeah....**** Rahim Moore!

#DB4L

Shazam!
02-17-2019, 06:46 AM
Oh boy

Buff
02-17-2019, 10:47 AM
Why would Joe Flacco hate Rahim Moore? You guys I think it's possible this isn't really Joe Flacco.

Davii
02-17-2019, 10:56 AM
Why would Joe Flacco hate Rahim Moore? You guys I think it's possible this isn't really Joe Flacco.

I don't know, he's got a picture of Joe Flacco wearing orange. Seems to check out....

I have a feeling I'm going to be typing "updated" on the ban log in the near future.

Nomad
02-17-2019, 11:21 AM
Just win, Joe, and you'll do fine around here.

Joe Flacco
02-17-2019, 11:25 AM
Why would Joe Flacco hate Rahim Moore? You guys I think it's possible this isn't really Joe Flacco.

No, I’m the real Flacco. Ask me anything.

Joe Flacco
02-17-2019, 11:28 AM
And screw Elvis Dumervil for saying the Broncos were desperate.

He should worry about sending a fax on time.

chazoe60
02-17-2019, 11:40 AM
Hey Joe,

Is Tom Brady as gay in real life as he appears on TV?

Davii
02-17-2019, 11:40 AM
Any bets on how long this lasts?

Joe Flacco
02-17-2019, 11:44 AM
Hey Joe,

Is Tom Brady as gay in real life as he appears on TV?


He’s definitely played the skinned flute.

chazoe60
02-17-2019, 11:47 AM
He’s definitely played the skinned flute.

How you answered that question just confirmed your true identity. It was one of 2 people and each of them would have completely opposite reactions to that queery (see what I did there?).

To follow up

Who does your taxes?

turftoad
02-17-2019, 11:50 AM
Lol

Nomad
02-17-2019, 11:52 AM
How many games you gonna win this year, Joe? What's your goal in passing yards, and rating?

Joe Flacco
02-17-2019, 12:01 PM
How many games you gonna win this year, Joe? What's your goal in passing yards, and rating?


Well let’s just say I have a stronger arm then Cutler. Cutler said he had a stronger arm then Elway? Hahahahaha


I’m not a statue in the pocket but are these hoes gonna block for me?

turftoad
02-17-2019, 12:03 PM
Hey Joe. Are you going to do something about your unibrow before you move to Denver?

Joe Flacco
02-17-2019, 12:05 PM
Hey Joe. Are you going to do something about your unibrow before you move to Denver?



It helps with balance and my footwork. You wouldn’t want that.

Davii
02-17-2019, 01:13 PM
Joe,

How is Tracy, Ca? You enjoy the area?

MOtorboat
02-17-2019, 01:14 PM
OMG, it’s really Joe Flacco, guys!

Davii
02-17-2019, 01:15 PM
OMG, it’s really Joe Flacco, guys!

Ask him anything MO. ANYTHING.

Dapper Dan
02-17-2019, 02:32 PM
Why would Joe Flacco hate Rahim Moore? You guys I think it's possible this isn't really Joe Flacco.

Because Flacco is a Bronco, dude.

Hawgdriver
02-17-2019, 03:15 PM
No, I’m the real Flacco. Ask me anything.

How's this Skangarelli gonna work out?

TXBRONC
02-17-2019, 03:53 PM
This feels like something Shane would do.

Valar Morghulis
02-17-2019, 04:03 PM
Hey Joe Flacco - i play RDR2 and i killed an outlaw called Flacco and stole his revolver - just wondering, any relation?

Poet
02-17-2019, 04:42 PM
Joe, why were you last, since 2012 for wins, TDs, and QBR for QBs with at least 75 starts? Why does Baltimore, a team that traditionally is risk free with QB's, going with an athletic QB who isn't a great passer? Why did your team play better without you? Why could you never toss 30 TDs, or consistently hit 4k yards in an era of insane passing? Why did you fail to carry a team after you got paid?

Why did my GM, an all-time great QB who doesn't understand QBs in this era, get enamored with you?

Why is there no God and no Justice.

Poet
02-17-2019, 05:07 PM
Joe if you helped to style on my GM I will bitch slap you. Do you understand me, Joe Flacco, our starting QB, who is definitely the person I'm speaking to.

Poet
02-17-2019, 05:20 PM
You're a ******* monster, Joe. You're a god damned monster! He's tearing this team apart!

Nomad
02-17-2019, 05:33 PM
Joe.....I believe King likes you.

OrangeHoof
02-17-2019, 05:59 PM
Joe, where is the University of Delaware and are the chicks there hotter than Joe Biden and Pete DuPont?

Poet
02-17-2019, 06:28 PM
Joe.....I believe King likes you.

Elway kicks the QB can down the road, again. Just no hope to be had.

WTE
02-17-2019, 06:31 PM
Joe, where is the University of Delaware and are the chicks there hotter than Joe Biden and Pete DuPont?

You guys are getting yourselves one heck of a good Division 1-AA quarterback.

MOtorboat
02-17-2019, 06:52 PM
You guys are getting yourselves one heck of a good Division 1-AA quarterback.

Who wore it better?

https://www.udel.edu/content/udel/en/udaily/2018/march/joe-flacco-quarterback-donation-delaware-first/_jcr_content/udaily_Image.img.jpg/1521039723278.jpg

https://image.mlive.com/home/mlive-media/width620/img/sports_impact/photo/brady-qb-um-msu-fbc-aw-cd08eace4261f8d0.jpg

Northman
02-17-2019, 07:06 PM
I wonder if Flacco pretended he was playing at Michigan while in Delaware. Lol

Nomad
02-17-2019, 07:12 PM
Bring the Broncos back to the SB, Flacco. TIA

Joe Flacco
02-17-2019, 07:35 PM
Joe,

How is Tracy, Ca? You enjoy the area?


I’m just visiting family. It’s a real shithole

Joe Flacco
02-17-2019, 07:36 PM
This feels like something Shane would do.


Who the fook is that guy?

Joe Flacco
02-17-2019, 07:36 PM
Who wore it better?

https://www.udel.edu/content/udel/en/udaily/2018/march/joe-flacco-quarterback-donation-delaware-first/_jcr_content/udaily_Image.img.jpg/1521039723278.jpg

https://image.mlive.com/home/mlive-media/width620/img/sports_impact/photo/brady-qb-um-msu-fbc-aw-cd08eace4261f8d0.jpg


Now we’re getting somewhere :)

TXBRONC
02-17-2019, 07:39 PM
Who the fook is that guy?

He would ask that question just the way did? Interesting. :ponder:

Joe Flacco
02-17-2019, 07:40 PM
Joe, why were you last, since 2012 for wins, TDs, and QBR for QBs with at least 75 starts? Why does Baltimore, a team that traditionally is risk free with QB's, going with an athletic QB who isn't a great passer? Why did your team play better without you? Why could you never toss 30 TDs, or consistently hit 4k yards in an era of insane passing? Why did you fail to carry a team after you got paid?

Why did my GM, an all-time great QB who doesn't understand QBs in this era, get enamored with you?

Why is there no God and no Justice.


Damn Ray Rice ruined everything

Joe Flacco
02-17-2019, 07:43 PM
When is John gonna get me some weapons? Leveon Bell? AB? Helllllo???? Is this thing on? *tap *tap *tap

MOtorboat
02-17-2019, 07:44 PM
Why did you marry a midget?

Davii
02-17-2019, 07:44 PM
I’m just visiting family. It’s a real shithole

A likely story. I'll keep checking that IP.

Joe Flacco
02-17-2019, 07:47 PM
Why did you marry a midget?

For research purposes

Joe Flacco
02-17-2019, 07:48 PM
Why is Case Keesum still on the team? Just let that little twerp go already.

Poet
02-17-2019, 07:50 PM
Why is Case Keesum still on the team? Just let that little twerp go already.

Are you going to mentor a young QB if we draft one?

MOtorboat
02-17-2019, 07:51 PM
Why is Case Keesum still on the team? Just let that little twerp go already.

Technically, you’re not on the team yet.

:coffee:

Joe Flacco
02-17-2019, 07:53 PM
Are you going to mentor a young QB if we draft one?



*sigh

Poet
02-17-2019, 07:54 PM
*sigh

Don't be such a cancer, Joe.

Joe Flacco
02-17-2019, 07:54 PM
Technically, you’re not on the team yet.

:coffee:

Calm down Roger Goodell

Poet
02-17-2019, 07:54 PM
Calm down Roger Goodell

You're not playing nice with the locals, Joe. Don't be a diva.

Joe Flacco
02-17-2019, 07:57 PM
You're not playing nice with the locals, Joe. Don't be a diva.


Yeah I get a bad wrap for my demeanor.


I just need you guys to sit back and enjoy the Ws.


Everyone calm the **** down.

CALM THE **** DOWN

Nomad
02-17-2019, 07:59 PM
Why did you marry a midget?

Joe sounds like a good family man like Phillip Rivers.

Poet
02-17-2019, 07:59 PM
Yeah I get a bad wrap for my demeanor.


I just need you guys to sit back and enjoy the Ws.


Everyone calm the **** down.

CALM THE **** DOWN

Are you to finally play like a pro bowler?

Poet
02-17-2019, 08:00 PM
Joe sounds like a good family man like Phillip Rivers.


You just want me to hate all our starting QB's.

WTE
02-18-2019, 07:53 AM
Who wore it better?

https://www.udel.edu/content/udel/en/udaily/2018/march/joe-flacco-quarterback-donation-delaware-first/_jcr_content/udaily_Image.img.jpg/1521039723278.jpg

https://image.mlive.com/home/mlive-media/width620/img/sports_impact/photo/brady-qb-um-msu-fbc-aw-cd08eace4261f8d0.jpg

Flacco, because the pic is in HD.

BroncoJoe
02-18-2019, 08:02 AM
I hope his time in Denver turns out better than here at the forums...

BroncoWave
02-18-2019, 08:05 AM
Lol which former poster was he?

underrated29
02-18-2019, 10:59 AM
Lol which former poster was he?


My hunch says hot carl

Jsteve01
02-18-2019, 11:25 AM
Hot Carl lmao. I miss him. Joe have you met carl?

Freyaka
02-18-2019, 11:30 AM
Hot Carl lmao. I miss him. Joe have you met carl?

Joe can't come to the phone right now. Why? Because he's dead...

BroncoJoe
02-18-2019, 11:42 AM
Hot Carl lmao. I miss him. Joe have you met carl?

I don't think anyone has met Mr. Carl, except for Blevens. Remember that awesome thread @ the freak about their party?

Classic.

chazoe60
02-18-2019, 01:44 PM
I think it was Slim.

underrated29
02-18-2019, 01:47 PM
I think it was Slim.

The playing the skin flute gave it away

Freyaka
02-18-2019, 01:47 PM
I think it was Slim.

https://media1.tenor.com/images/35398b323d444eb95a81201dcd12c5cd/tenor.gif?itemid=7334970

though not really of course...I'm in Kansas, not California.

slim
02-18-2019, 01:51 PM
The playing the skin flute gave it away

You take that back!!!

Davii
02-18-2019, 02:13 PM
I don't think anyone has met Mr. Carl, except for Blevens. Remember that awesome thread @ the freak about their party?

Classic.

After his final banning I received emails for a while, almost like a HotCarl journal. Nothing too interesting, but amusing.

slim
02-18-2019, 02:34 PM
After his final banning I received emails for a while, almost like a HotCarl journal. Nothing too interesting, but amusing.

You should bring back Hot Carl and let him mod P&R.

Freyaka
02-18-2019, 02:48 PM
You should bring back Hot Carl and let him mod P&R.

Just have a hot carl section of the boards. Have it be opt in like P&R and let Hot Carl say literally whatever the hell he wants. The caveat, he can ONLY post in that section of the boards.

Davii
02-18-2019, 04:41 PM
You should bring back Hot Carl and let him mod P&R.

How do you know we didn't?

TXBRONC
02-18-2019, 05:00 PM
How do you know we didn't?

I would have hard time believing you and all the moderators went insane at exact same time. :laugh:

BroncoWave
02-18-2019, 05:09 PM
Davii you should just fire yourself and let hot carl be the admin. :D

sneakers
02-18-2019, 05:12 PM
I like this thread

Poet
02-18-2019, 08:25 PM
I dislike Joe Flacco, and i always thought he was an overrated stiff. I hated Case Keenum, and knew he was an overrated stiff, and hated how he carried himself. I was fine with TS being a starter out of necessity that first year, and hated he had the job the second year.

Bah.

chazoe60
02-18-2019, 08:31 PM
I dislike Joe Flacco, and i always thought he was an overrated stiff. I hated Case Keenum, and knew he was an overrated stiff, and hated how he carried himself. I was fine with TS being a starter out of necessity that first year, and hated he had the job the second year.

Bah.

What was to hate about how Keenum carried himself? I understand not liking him as a QB but as a person he seems top notch.

Poet
02-18-2019, 08:36 PM
What was to hate about how Keenum carried himself? I understand not liking him as a QB but as a person he seems top notch.

He whined when Zimmer had the audacity to point out that he had been inconsistent in his career. Early on in the season I rolled my eyes when announcers talked about how Keenum pointed out how he 'earned' his shot as a full time starter. It's just little things about the guy like that. The thread where Keenum was asked how he felt about the new coach and situation and talked about how the team needed to play better? No, CK, you need to play better. You're a detriment to the entire team - you make the line worse, you make the WRs worse, and as a result you make the RB's worse. The anemic offense makes the defense worse because they're out on the field even more, and rarely playing with a lead.

He was talked about a guy who showed perseverance. From what? He was lucky to be in the league in the first place, and lucky that before he was thinking of retiring a team scooped him up. He was lucky to get on the field in Minny, and lucky that roster carried him. He's a phony, a fraud, a fake, and I hope he never smiles again.

Jsteve01
02-18-2019, 09:06 PM
I don't think anyone has met Mr. Carl, except for Blevens. Remember that awesome thread @ the freak about their party?

Classic.
Ahhh the freak. What about that other forum that you guys created when everybody got banned. The one where hoes was still allowed to post. Remember Mo sent me an invite via a nuggets for him that we're both members of and it was classic Horsemen and hoes and the loung all-in-one major thread.

slim
02-18-2019, 09:06 PM
How do you know we didn't?

Cause P&R isn't funny or entertaining

TXBRONC
02-18-2019, 09:19 PM
What was to hate about how Keenum carried himself? I understand not liking him as a QB but as a person he seems top notch.

Agreed, he's not starting quarterback material but that's not a reason to hate him.

Jsteve01
02-18-2019, 09:27 PM
King who is my brother has been misled by his hate for Case. He turned his dislike of his arm strength into hate for a person and his perceived whining. I thinks its unwarranted but i understand

Poet
02-18-2019, 11:54 PM
King who is my brother has been misled by his hate for Case. He turned his dislike of his arm strength into hate for a person and his perceived whining. I thinks its unwarranted but i understand

I read the articles. I am hatred.

DenBronx
02-19-2019, 02:46 PM
13736

sneakers
02-19-2019, 06:18 PM
bump

WTE
02-19-2019, 06:32 PM
bump

Sneaks, how come we can't have nice things?

BroncoWave
02-19-2019, 07:08 PM
Sneaks, how come we can't have nice things?

Because we let all these pats fans hang around. I vote we ban all the pats fans and bring back hot carl!

Jsteve01
02-19-2019, 10:38 PM
Seconded

HORSEPOWER 56
02-20-2019, 12:54 AM
Agreed, he's not starting quarterback material but that's not a reason to hate him.

I hate him because he was rude to Pola at the golf tournament. Good enough for me to hate him!

Poet
02-20-2019, 07:02 PM
I hate him because he was rude to Pola at the golf tournament. Good enough for me to hate him!

He shouldn't be rude to anyone - he's not really good at anything, and should be grateful that a no talent POS huckster like him is even in the league. I hope Pola hits him with a bus.

dogfish
02-20-2019, 10:23 PM
He shouldn't be rude to anyone - he's not really good at anything, and should be grateful that a no talent POS huckster like him is even in the league. I hope Pola hits him with a bus.

P would never. . . if i ever see him, though, he gettin' hit with a stone cold stunner. . .

underrated29
02-20-2019, 11:54 PM
I hate him because he was rude to Pola at the golf tournament. Good enough for me to hate him!

He was rude to P!????????


Awwwww hell no!!! For real? He was mean to P?

DenBronx
03-07-2019, 07:57 PM
Joe, now that Keemun is gone, what are your thoughts if we give up a 3rd for Rosen or draft a QB at 10?

TXBRONC
03-07-2019, 08:28 PM
Den, Flacco has been banned from BF.

Freyaka
03-07-2019, 10:11 PM
Joe, now that Keemun is gone, what are your thoughts if we give up a 3rd for Rosen or draft a QB at 10?

I was on board before Keenum was gone for Rosen

BroncoJoe
03-08-2019, 07:19 AM
Joe, now that Keemun is gone, what are your thoughts if we give up a 3rd for Rosen or draft a QB at 10?

You're asking me??? My thoughts are the worst here.

But, as stated in another thread, I'd take a shot at Rosen for a 3rd. I don't think there's a QB worth #10 that will be there.

slim
03-08-2019, 07:41 AM
I think TX is right on this one. If you don't like a player or believe in him, why would you give up anything for him?

Based on what I have read/heard, they just don't like Rosen.

Davii
03-08-2019, 07:55 AM
I think TX is right on this one. If you don't like a player or believe in him, why would you give up anything for him?

Based on what I have read/heard, they just don't like Rosen.

I don't think John does either, but it wouldn't shock me. Rosen wasn't THE problem in Az last season but he certainly wasn't helping either.

I think with the right coaching and supporting cast we'd see what Rosen has but he's probably more of a question mark now than he was before the draft

slim
03-08-2019, 09:15 AM
I don't think John does either, but it wouldn't shock me. Rosen wasn't THE problem in Az last season but he certainly wasn't helping either.

I think with the right coaching and supporting cast we'd see what Rosen has but he's probably more of a question mark now than he was before the draft

He may not have been the problem in AZ, but if you are starting from the position that you don't really believe in the guy, what has he done to change that perception?

I don't believe the team views Rosen in the same way a lot of fans do and it's hard for them to understand that not everyone sees things from the same perspective.

Davii
03-08-2019, 09:20 AM
He may not have been the problem in AZ, but if you are starting from the position that you don't really believe in the guy, what has he done to change that perception?

I don't believe the team views Rosen in the same way a lot of fans do and it's hard for them to understand that not everyone sees things from the same perspective.

It's not hard at all and IMO he did nothing to change it, also why I feel he has more questions now than before the draft. If John liked him he would've made a move by now, if not last year we'd have heard rumors of his trade to Denver.

TXBRONC
03-08-2019, 09:38 AM
He may not have been the problem in AZ, but if you are starting from the position that you don't really believe in the guy, what has he done to change that perception?

I don't believe the team views Rosen in the same way a lot of fans do and it's hard for them to understand that not everyone sees things from the same perspective.

IIRC, Elway interviewed Rose at the combine and if he left that interview unimpressed it would be no wonder he passed on at last year when he opportunity to draft him.

Davii
03-08-2019, 09:40 AM
IIRC, Elway interviewed Rose at the combine and if he left that interview unimpressed it would be no wonder he passed on at last year when he opportunity to draft him.

True, but were he available in round 3 we have no way to know what John would've done.