Who is the Broncos emergency quarterback?

[sneakers]

hmm? :idea:

[Davii]

hmm? :idea:

Sanders

[Poet]

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[MOtorboat]

Sanders

What about Sunshine?

[Tned]

What about Sunshine?

IR. Hasn't returned yet, has he?

[Dapper Dan]

I'm sure we would pick up someone.

[wayninja]

Keenum is our emergency quarterback. Sunshine should be starting when off IR.

[HORSEPOWER 56]

Hogan

[aberdien]

Where's Jarious Jackson when you need him?

[BroncoWave]

Brock. He can never quit us!

[Simple Jaded]

Sunshine started practicing, I believe, Cugel’s sources tell me that’s why they’re shopping DT.

[OrangeHoof]

Kevin Hogan (Stanford) is the next man on the depth chart and there are Keenum-haters here already touting Hogan as the next great superstar.

It would be cool for a week or two to see Hogan lead us to upset wins and have the club labeled "Hogan's Heroes". But the similarities would likely end there.

Terrell Pryor is available.

[MOtorboat]

There are Keenum-haters here already touting Hogan as the next great superstar.

Don’t be shy. Name names.

[BeefStew25]

Lynch

[dogfish]

when keenum is your starter, doesn't that qualify as an emergency?

[HORSEPOWER 56]

when keenum is your starter, doesn't that qualify as an emergency?

All I can say is, at last we didn’t sign him to a long term deal...

[pnbronco]

IR. Hasn't returned yet, has he?

Not that I know of, but I think it should be very soon.

[pnbronco]

when keenum is your starter, doesn't that qualify as an emergency?

I was hoping for so much more. After I talked to him in Tahoe my gut went dang. This may not go how I was hoping.....who knew it would be worse.

[wayninja]

I was hoping for so much more. After I talked to him in Tahoe my gut went dang. This may not go how I was hoping.....who knew it would be worse.

Wait... what? You talked to Keenum in your Tahoe?

[pnbronco]

Wait... what? You talked to Keenum in your Tahoe?

No at the gold tournament in Tahoe. He was less than friendly even with all my Bronco stuff on. Over half the players in Tahoe love me and I get many hugs...he was just different and had a cold personality.

[HORSEPOWER 56]

No at the gold tournament in Tahoe. He was less than friendly even with all my Bronco stuff on. Over half the players in Tahoe love me and I get many hugs...he was just different and had a cold personality.

Oh shit! This muther****** gave you the cold shoulder? Now I really hate him. :mad:

[pnbronco]

Oh shit! This muther****** gave you the cold shoulder? Now I really hate him. :mad:

Not the cold shoulder, but more yeah OK you're a Bronco fan. Just kind of blaaaa. Jerome Bettis will drive his cart over to me, gives me a bear hug ever year. It's been hard to cheer for him and I had so much hope.

[Poet]

Let's go get Aaron Rodgers!

[pnbronco]

Let's go get Aaron Rodgers!

It's day time....stop drinking.....:lol:

[wayninja]

No at the gold tournament in Tahoe. He was less than friendly even with all my Bronco stuff on. Over half the players in Tahoe love me and I get many hugs...he was just different and had a cold personality.

Ok, I feel like this just raises more questions than it answers, but I think I have a clearer picture now.

[pnbronco]

Ok, I feel like this just raises more questions than it answers, but I think I have a clearer picture now.

You do realize I'm female and getting real close to 60. :lol: My summer vacation is the Celebrity Golf Tournament in Tahoe and we've gone for over 10 years. Hope this clears things up a little. :D

[wayninja]

You do realize I'm female and getting real close to 60. :lol: My summer vacation is the Celebrity Golf Tournament in Tahoe and we've gone for over 10 years. Hope this clears things up a little. :D

I knew you were female. I didn't know your age. Saying the word "Golf Tournament" makes this even clearer. edit; I've identified the source of my confusion. You earlier said "gold tournament", and I didn't realize that was a typo, just something I was ignorant of.

It's all coming together like a Nancy Drew episode (see, I tailor my references to my audience).

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

Oh dear

[Poet]

Oh dear

:shocked:

[BroncoWave]

I met Elway at the Tahoe tournament a few years ago. That is a really fun event.

[wayninja]

I met some pro's in my tahoe one year. That's probably not a great story for this thread tho.

[BroncoWave]

I met some pro's in my tahoe one year. That's probably not a great story for this thread tho.

Depending on what else transpired in your Tahoe that might be a great story for another thread. :D

[Poet]

I met Elway at the Tahoe tournament a few years ago. That is a really fun event.

If only you knew to warn about about Keenum's, Lynches, Brocks, and VJ's.

Hold me brother - for the winter seeps into not just the area, but into my heart.

[Shazam!]

I met some pro's in my tahoe one year. That's probably not a great story for this thread tho.

What kinda gas mileage u get

[wayninja]

What kinda gas mileage u get

This is like... the best follow up question I've ever been asked.

[Shazam!]

What kinda gas mileage u get

This is like... the best follow up question I've ever been asked.

Youre welcome!

[Simple Jaded]

No at the gold tournament in Tahoe. He was less than friendly even with all my Bronco stuff on. Over half the players in Tahoe love me and I get many hugs...he was just different and had a cold personality.

This is a nice, respectful way of saying he was kind of a doucher with the personality of a wet mop.

[Poet]

No at the gold tournament in Tahoe. He was less than friendly even with all my Bronco stuff on. Over half the players in Tahoe love me and I get many hugs...he was just different and had a cold personality.

Keenum is a toolbag. He comes across as nice and sweet but he's a faker just like Favre.

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

I met Elway at the Tahoe tournament a few years ago. That is a really fun event.

Your memory of meetin Elway, or the golf tournament?

[dogfish]

No at the gold tournament in Tahoe. He was less than friendly even with all my Bronco stuff on. Over half the players in Tahoe love me and I get many hugs...he was just different and had a cold personality.

oh, man. . . i knew there was a reason i don't like the douchebag. . . eff that sorry rag-armed loser!

[HORSEPOWER 56]

I met some pro's in my tahoe one year. That's probably not a great story for this thread tho.

Were the “rules of the road” adhered to?

[wayninja]

If this tahoe is a rockin'... might be time to check the suspension.

[BroncoWave]

Your memory of meetin Elway, or the golf tournament?

Elway was getting mobbed most of the day so I didn't really have a chance to interact with him other than getting a quick picture with him. He was taking a ton of pictures and signing a bunch of autographs though and seemed pretty courteous throughout.

But yeah, I was mostly referring to the tournament. It's a super fun event to attend. I just went to the practice round because that's when you actually get to meet people. While Elway was getting mobbed I had a chance to chat with John Fox and John Lynch (those were his playing partners) and they both couldn't have been nicer. I think they enjoyed the fact that they weren't getting mobbed like Elway was. :lol:

[BeefStew25]

I wonder where Glenn Martinez is.

[BroncoJoe]

I wonder where Glenn Martinez is.

Isn't he in your bed?

[MOtorboat]

Elway was getting mobbed most of the day so I didn't really have a chance to interact with him other than getting a quick picture with him. He was taking a ton of pictures and signing a bunch of autographs though and seemed pretty courteous throughout.

But yeah, I was mostly referring to the tournament. It's a super fun event to attend. I just went to the practice Ronda because that's when you actually get to meet people. While Elway was getting mobbed I had a chance to chat with John Fox and John Lynch (those were his playing partners) and they both couldn't have been nicer. I think they enjoyed the fact that they weren't getting mobbed like Elway was. :lol:

How much practice with Ronda did you get?

[BroncoWave]

How much practice with Ronda did you get?

Huh?

[BeefStew25]

Isn't he in your bed?

Grow up

[MOtorboat]

Huh?


I just went to the practice Ronda

...

[BroncoWave]

...

That's what I get for not proofreading a post from my phone. :lol:

[Hawgdriver]

That's what I get for not proofreading a post from my phone. :lol:

Just answer the question.

[Freyaka]

Kevin Hogan (Stanford) is the next man on the depth chart and there are Keenum-haters here already touting Hogan as the next great superstar.

It would be cool for a week or two to see Hogan lead us to upset wins and have the club labeled "Hogan's Heroes". But the similarities would likely end there.

Terrell Pryor is available.

I've not seen a single person touting Hogan as anything (unless I missed Topscribe logging in) No one thinks hogan is anything more than a backup. We don't have an answer for QB on this roster at this time.

[wayninja]

I've not seen a single person touting Hogan as anything (unless I missed Topscribe logging in) No one thinks hogan is anything more than a backup. We don't have an answer for QB on this roster at this time.

2 words. Grayson.

[BroncoWave]

Just answer the question.

I plead the fifth!

[Freyaka]

2 words. Grayson.

I mean, there is always bound to be some 3rd string qb for fans to latch themselves to, but I stand by my statement.

[wayninja]

I mean, there is always bound to be some 3rd string qb for fans to latch themselves to, but I stand by my statement.

Depends on how many more parties the broncos have I guess.

[Freyaka]

Depends on how many more parties the broncos have I guess.

I have it on good authority that they aren't allowed to party with a losing record.

[ShaneFalco]

Grayson has less arm strength then keesum.

great pick john.

[wayninja]

Who would you have gotten, Shane?

[Shazam!]

Grayson has less arm strength then keesum.

great pick john.

Im glad you scouted him and used a High Velocity Arm Strength Indicating Identifier. Do you need a degree to operate one? I was always curious about those. That new tech its incredible.

[MOtorboat]

who would you have gotten, shane?

swag kelly!

[Poet]

Gun to my head, I might still want to start Kelly after the embarrassment over Keenum.

[ShaneFalco]

Who would you have gotten, Shane?

never wouldve been stupid enough to cut a franchise qb off the roster in the first place

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

Gun to my head, I might still want to start Kelly after the embarrassment over Keenum.
Me too, and it doesn’t even take a gun to my head.

[Poet]

Me too, and it doesn’t even take a gun to my head.

The gun is to my head because I'm immune to helium.

[wayninja]

never wouldve been stupid enough to cut a franchise qb off the roster in the first place

Ah, tricky. I shoulda saw that comin'

[BroncoWave]

never wouldve been stupid enough to cut a franchise qb off the roster in the first place

I'm sure being a franchise QB and all, another team will scoop him up quickly right?

[wayninja]

I'm sure being a franchise QB and all, another team will scoop him up quickly right?

Probably not. His radical views on property rights will likely get him blackballed from the league.

[Poet]

Falco, talk to me baby.

[Simple Jaded]

I've not seen a single person touting Hogan as anything (unless I missed Topscribe logging in) No one thinks hogan is anything more than a backup. We don't have an answer for QB on this roster at this time.

Has anyone else considered the possibility that Keenum, Hogan and Grayson are exactly what this FO thinks is the answer at QB?

You don’t just “end up” with three (4, including Siemian) utterly forgettable talents like this unless that’s the profile you’re looking for.

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

Has anyone else considered the possibility that Keenum, Hogan and Grayson are exactly what this FO thinks is the answer at QB?

You don’t just “end up” with three (4, including Siemian) utterly forgettable talents like this unless that’s the profile you’re looking for.

You think Kubiak is living vicariously through them?

[Poet]

You think Kubiak is living vicariously through them?

Kubiak seems to think he can find the next Drew Brees.

Most people know that arm strength is overrated. But we've taken that thought process so far that we now underrate arm strength.

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

Kubiak seems to think he can find the next Drew Brees.

Most people know that arm strength is overrated. But we've taken that thought process so far that we now underrate arm strength.

Brees might not be able to throw the ball 75 yards, but his timing is impeccable. He also has good velocity on his intermediate throws. In short, he has a decent arm.

[Poet]

Brees might not be able to throw the ball 75 yards, but his tonight is impeccable. He also has good velocity on his intermediate throws. In short, he has a decent arm.

Brees mastered his mechanics to get everything out of his arm. Past QB's of ours might have the raw strength to heave it, but they're either floaters, or wildly inaccurate because they have to put everything into the throw.

Brees is a marvel.

He should have been ours!

[Hawgdriver]

Brees mastered his mechanics to get everything out of his arm. Past QB's of ours might have the raw strength to heave it, but they're either floaters, or wildly inaccurate because they have to put everything into the throw.

Brees is a marvel.

He should have been ours!

John should have listened to his dad!

[Poet]

John should have listened to his dad!

In the kingdom of the deaf, the one eared man is king, or something.

[ShaneFalco]

Falco, talk to me baby.



nothing to talk about. This teams future is done for and some people are actually happy about it

[Poet]

nothing to talk about. This teams future is done for and some people are actually happy about it

Falco, do you reject me?

Are we not brohams?

[ShaneFalco]

im gunna go cut myself

[Poet]

im gunna go cut myself

You don't have my permission to die.

Only my permission to style.

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

im gunna go cut myself

Don’t say that

[Poet]

Don’t say that

That sort of talk really upsets Al. He made me give up my patented "I'm a POS and I deserve to die," line. He cares for us, Falco. Don't hurt the Mayor.

[Cugel]

Gun to my head, I might still want to start Kelly after the embarrassment over Keenum.

We'd all say yes. Except that everybody would be saying a prayer "please don't let him hit the bar hard and get arrested this weekend before the big game!"

Cause it's not like he ever screwed up like that before, right? In high school, in college, and now in the pros? :coffee:

[Simple Jaded]

Y’all act like getting high/frunk AF, fighting with teammates, wondering into a strangers house and rambling incoherently in front of a mother and small child before getting chased off by her husband with a vacuum hose is so bad.

[Poet]

We'd all say yes. Except that everybody would be saying a prayer "please don't let him hit the bar hard and get arrested this weekend before the big game!"

Cause it's not like he ever screwed up like that before, right? In high school, in college, and now in the pros? :coffee:

Chad Kelly, today, still has a better chance of becoming a big time NFL QB because he is physically capable of it.

Keenum was disqualified from such a thing at birth...and then throughout his education...because he's a very stupid human being.

[wayninja]

But smart enough not to be tempted by all those tantalizing doors. Just sayin'.

[Poet]

But smart enough not to be tempted by all those tantalizing doors. Just sayin'.

Keenum tries to walk through the doors but he panics and can't get the job done.

[wayninja]

Keenum tries to walk through the doors but he panics and can't get the job done.

Not having the arm strength to turn the handle is a sometimes blessing.

[Poet]

Not having the arm strength to turn the handle is a sometimes blessing.

He's basically Jesus, that's how blessed he is.

[pnbronco]

Sunshine started practicing, I believe, Cugel’s sources tell me that’s why they’re shopping DT.

FYI Sunshine is practicing again. He will be eligible to come back next week. ;) But who the heck knows what will happen at this point.

[Cugel]

Sunshine started practicing, I believe, Cugel’s sources tell me that’s why they’re shopping DT.

No they don't. They do tell me though that you have been preparing to do a porn film with gay Lithuanian midgets, so I don't know how reliable those sources are.

[Simple Jaded]

No they don't. They do tell me though that you have been preparing to do a porn film with gay Lithuanian midgets, so I don't know how reliable those sources are.

If your sources played baseball they’d be worse than Tebow.