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Gimpygod
10-19-2018, 10:39 PM
I thought our Broncos had a few talented game changing players with an abysmal coach who could screw up a wet dream. I figured this game would be a special ed brawl with the least horrible team not losing. Sooo we go in and maul them like Trump mauls a Big Mac... what happened? And what does this competent display mean for the rest of the season? Thanks much.

wayninja
10-19-2018, 11:27 PM
Von Miller proclaimed to all that the might of his fury would descend upon the infidels with the divine power imbued from the god of thunder Thor himself and bourne in the indomitable crash of his angelic hammer Mjolnir.

He then proceeded to rain heavenly fire and righteous wrath onto an unsuspecting and pitiable Rosen and his doomed cohort of ill-fated teammates.


So... pretty, pretty good.

Simple Jaded
10-20-2018, 12:10 AM
Cripple fiiiiiiight!

Valar Morghulis
10-20-2018, 01:22 AM
We were the best of a bad bunch.

Their offense is terrible.

We had a nice trick play and one bomb td that makes it passing game appear electric

They were chasing the game which made Rosen look for the big TD pass which resulted in him holding the ball too long.

Fear not, this will not happen again.

We will resume normal business by throwing more picks than TDs and get gashed for over 500 yds again soon.

The confusion you currently feel will seem like a bad dream soon enough.

Have you considered investing in telepathy helmets in order to make it easier to interest knowledge and tactics onto warrior cockroaches? This may be a way to soothe your soul!

UnderArmour
10-20-2018, 09:09 AM
Shades of the Jets game last year. Not really worth reading too much into, other than this team obviously has talent that has been sorely mismanaged.