Man, modern dating is tough for you guys

[Northman]

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list

#8 was especially funny! Poor MO


The rules are:




You are NOT to have a single girls phone number
You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter)
You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere public)
You are NOT to go to Honda without me
You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
You are NOT to look at a single girl
If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
Mo is to NOT hang out (with) us every time we hang out
You are NOT to ask for h--d
You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again
You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you
I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please
If we move in there are NEVER to be girls at our house
If we move in together your friends will RARELY be allowed over
If I catch you around girls I kill you
You are NOT to ditch me for your friends
Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!
We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least
If I say jump you say “how high princess”
You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know you’re not messing around
You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back.

[slim]

I think #8 should be added to the CoC.

[wayninja]

As always, this all just comes down to how hot she is.

[GEM]

https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/girlfriend-boyfriend-relationship-rules-controlling-list

#8 was especially funny! Poor MO


The rules are:




You are NOT to have a single girls phone number
You are NOT to follow them on any social media (including Instagram, Snapchat, and Twitter)
You are NOT to hang out with Keegan (including his house or anywhere public)
You are NOT to go to Honda without me
You are NOT to hang out with your friends more than two times a week
You are NOT to look at a single girl
If girls come up to you at any place or anytime you are to WALK away
Mo is to NOT hang out (with) us every time we hang out
You are NOT to ask for h--d
You are NOT to get mad at me about a single thing ever again
You are NOT to bring up Tyler, Noah, Deven, or Josh ever again
You are NOT allowed to drink unless I am with you
I am allowed to do a phone check when EVER I please
If we move in there are NEVER to be girls at our house
If we move in together your friends will RARELY be allowed over
If I catch you around girls I kill you
You are NOT to ditch me for your friends
Austin does NOT CONTROL WHEN I HANG OUT WITH YOU!
We are to go on a legit date once every two weeks at least
If I say jump you say “how high princess”
You are to make sure you tell me you love me once a day at least so I know you’re not messing around
You are to NEVER take longer than 10 mins to text me back.


She sounds like a friggen party.

I'd rather stick a needle loaded with AIDS in my eye than date that shit. Some dude gave me a list like that, I'd squarely kick him in his junk, spit in his eye and steal $50 from his wallet for even insinuating I'd be stupid enough to follow that.

[Dapper Dan]

She sounds crazy. Expect to see her with her own show on Fox News soon.

[Northman]

She sounds crazy. Expect to see her with her own show on Fox News soon.

I think i found her!

https://i1.wp.com/www.nationalreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/aoc-charlie.jpg?fit=789%2C460&ssl=1

[BeefStew25]

I want to meat her.

[atwater27]

I think i found her!

https://i1.wp.com/www.nationalreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/aoc-charlie.jpg?fit=789%2C460&ssl=1

Hahahahaha owned

[MOtorboat]

So I have to take shit for this twice today? Thanks guys.

[Northman]

So I have to take shit for this twice today? Thanks guys.

Just looking out for you man!

[Poet]

Who is the person in the picture?

[Northman]

Who is the person in the picture?

For your safety King i will not tell you.

[Poet]

For your safety King i will not tell you.

Oh, I know what that is now. Referencing who hi-fived photo helped.

[Northman]

To be fair, EVERYONE should be high fiveing that photo. I would hope no one is on that bandwagon of a trainwreck.

[Poet]

To be fair, EVERYONE should be high fiveing that photo. I would hope no one is on that bandwagon of a trainwreck.

Trainwrecks are acceptable now. In fact, everything is acceptable now. I'm hoping for an Ron Paul Bernie Sanders ticket.

[MOtorboat]

Also. If any of you guys start dating this girl, No. 8 is obsolete because I wouldn’t want to be around that dating Nazi.

[atwater27]

Trainwrecks are acceptable now. In fact, everything is acceptable now. I'm hoping for an Ron Paul Bernie Sanders ticket.

We’d call it the batshit crazy buzzard brigade

[Poet]

We’d call it the batshit crazy buzzard brigade

I wonder if I could sweet talk them into giving me a cozy job. Yes, I do wonder that.

[atwater27]

I wonder if I could sweet talk them into giving me a cozy job. Yes, I do wonder that.

You’d be their Urban Czar

[Poet]

You’d be their Urban Czar

I'll convince them that it's part of the DOJ. :lol:

[wayninja]

Also. If any of you guys start dating this girl, No. 8 is obsolete because I wouldn’t want to be around that dating Nazi.

Once again, willingness to live under a fascist regime are proportional to the hotness of the dictator. Especially since we are talking about dating.

[MOtorboat]

Once again, willingness to live under a fascist regime are proportional to the hotness of the dictator. Especially since we are talking about dating.

Correct. But in this scenario, I’m the friend and I ain’t getting any.

[wayninja]

Correct. But in this scenario, I’m the friend and I ain’t getting any.

Oh, yeah. But she may have hot friend consolation prizes. You need to make sure such an angle doesn't exist before you opt out.

[Davii]

Gents, please remember we're not in P&R and we're not in the lounge. Keep politics where it belongs.

[MOtorboat]

Oh, yeah. But she may have hot friend consolation prizes. You need to make sure such an angle doesn't exist before you opt out.

She just said I could never come over. She is absolutely trashing me behind her back to any friend she thinks I might find attractive. This is a war, my friend.

[wayninja]

She just said I could never come over. She is absolutely trashing me behind her back to any friend she thinks I might find attractive. This is a war, my friend.

True, but if she's willing to take this dude back after whatever it was he did that lead up to this, she may be willing to toss out a decoy as a distraction, one to try to rationalize your presence. Work the angles.

[MOtorboat]

True, but if she's willing to take this dude back after whatever it was he did that lead up to this, she may be willing to toss out a decoy as a distraction, one to try to rationalize your presence. Work the angles.

Oh hell no. I’m going behind her back and systematically nailing every single one of her friends. And making sure my buddy, not her, knows about each one. But casually. Not super aggressive.

[wayninja]

I yield. You've obviously been on more than 1 list.

[MOtorboat]

I yield. You've obviously been on more than 1 list.

Lol, I’m not actually that devious. I only had one buddy who had a girl like this. I didn’t see him for six months then he came to his senses. No intervention needed.