View Full Version : ******** GET HyPE!! 2018 Thread
Hawgdriver
09-02-2018, 09:28 PM
I need you to get a soundtrack going in your head for what you are about to read. I'll suggest one or two, but maybe you want to pick the music that gets you F IR ED UPd for week 1.
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOttttTTTTTTTTTTttttBBAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!1
Q206EVe69tU
IZBlqcbpmxY
Now, get that baby cued up to play.
You feel it yet?
A little bit of cordite and bad intention in the air as Thunder storms on the field?
I think I see Von Miller taking the field. So smooth. Crowd goes nuts.
Huh...there's Bradley Chubb standing next to Domata Peko. Wonder what they are talkin bout.
Damn Wolfe looks pissed. I think his dreads crunch ice cubes when he sleeps.
Finally, kickoff. Let's see what we got in this offense. Damn, Booker. Aite then. What? The O-line just pancaked everyone off the line then formed a Bronco-tron (think Voltron) that steamrolled the entire middle of the defense with Booker doing 5' hurdles just to style????? F*** yea!!!
Can't see how the Seanuggets will answer that.
Oh damn. That Jones kid is actually good I guess. 10 yard line is rough.
Seagulls got some weapons, they think. This might be a game. Oh snap. Guess Gotsis is going to work out for us.
Crap, that is a huge hole to run through. So much for having a run D. Wait! Who just atomized Penny? Damn! Lesson learned: Todd Davis is downhill.
Perfect. 3d and Death. Oh baby!! Woods is going NASCAR right now! I think we just set a world record for drawers shat by an offensive line and QB!
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEelllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll yea!!!!!!!!!!!
LEt's do this boys!
Hawgdriver
09-02-2018, 09:30 PM
yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Hawgdriver
09-02-2018, 09:30 PM
Go BRONCOS!
Hawgdriver
09-02-2018, 09:35 PM
Wooohooo?
This is an exclamation point thread, not a question mark thread!
This is an exclamation point thread, not a question mark thread!
I shall return to my lair. Good day.
Hawgdriver
09-02-2018, 09:38 PM
I shall return to my lair. Good day.
Chubb Chubb Chubb!!
BeefStew25
09-02-2018, 10:42 PM
I wish we didn’t have Vance. But yeah.
Hawgdriver
09-02-2018, 11:03 PM
I wish we didn’t have Vance. But yeah.
Damn you sound like my wife broseph! **** that. Vance Joseph is fittn to rub his elephant trunk all over the NFL!
(but yeah)
Damn you sound like my wife broseph! **** that. Vance Joseph is fittn to rub his elephant trunk all over the NFL!
(but yeah)
He was a good secondary coach.
Al Wilson 4 Mayor
09-02-2018, 11:57 PM
I get hype up in this piece!
MOtorboat
09-03-2018, 12:10 AM
I'm so hype.
Hawgdriver
09-03-2018, 12:13 AM
I'm so hype.
Hell yea brother!!
https://media1.tenor.com/images/d4c61c11238b70dd7b953fb667538f28/tenor.gif?itemid=5104352
Shazam!
09-03-2018, 05:09 AM
The Broncotron?! I love it!!
sneakers
09-03-2018, 05:57 AM
woooooo
sneakers
09-03-2018, 05:58 AM
Here's to another year of lofty expectations and disappointments woooooo
Shazam!
09-03-2018, 06:48 AM
Here's to another year of lofty expectations and disappointments woooooo
I do not have lofty expectations for this Season. That's how i will survive it.
Al Wilson 4 Mayor
09-03-2018, 09:43 AM
We gonna blow it up.
Chubb get hype! Von get hype! CHJ get hype! Freeman get hype! Sutton get hype!
Hawgdriver
09-03-2018, 10:14 AM
3 days til football!
Then 3 more until The SeaPocAlyse!!!!
Can't wait baby!
Hawgdriver
09-03-2018, 10:27 AM
SeaHawkAlypse!
https://regmedia.co.uk/2017/01/27/marlon_brando.jpg?x=442&y=293&crop=1
BeefStew25
09-03-2018, 10:27 AM
The horror!!!
BeefStew25
09-03-2018, 10:33 AM
Martin Sheens opening scene was great.
Nomad
09-03-2018, 10:36 AM
It would be nice for the Broncos to beat the snot out of the Seahawks.
UnderArmour
09-03-2018, 10:37 AM
It's going down in 2 days... September 5th will go down as the single greatest Wednesday practice in NFL history. I am so hype right now.
Hawgdriver
09-03-2018, 11:03 AM
Hey VJ haterz:
https://78.media.tumblr.com/67dbbcbf2626913fcd0ec9bad53268a3/tumblr_inline_no60i8TebS1s880vj_500.gif
Let's get mad unpuzzled yall!!
Hawgdriver
09-03-2018, 11:12 AM
And now, a message from CHJr's big brother:
cvoLoUcPWlU
atwater27
09-03-2018, 11:35 AM
Here’s to Royce Freeman taking the league by storm and rushing for 1400 yards and double digit tds. Here is to Bradley Chubb erasing the hole Talib left by not giving qbs enough time to capitalize on it. We could very easily have the offensive and defensive rookie of the year. The best thing about that? The most talented rookie on our team is possibly neither. Courtland Sutton will give Denver the best trio of WR’s since the three amigos. The new balance on offense will allow us to run the ball and play conservative against the tough D’s or open it up in case we have to shoot it out. With the best defensive line I have seen in the mile high city since super bowl 50, it will be tough to run on us. We still have our weakness against pass catching backs and tight ends, but we also won’t have an offense going 3 and out every series and screwing field position and tiring the defense out. I am Hype! Broncos gonna shock the league this year, no one is giving us a chance.
atwater27
09-03-2018, 11:51 AM
I’ll go further and say we’ll have not only the offensive and defensive rookie of the year, but will have the defensive player of the year as Von, hyped himself by having a Chubby on the other side and extra hyped by his ego, as in no way in hell is he going to let the rook outdo him, will get 20 sacks. They will both be aided by the intense pressure in the middle of the line brought to us by Walker, Gotsis, Wolf, Harris and Kerr. Mahomes, Rivers and Carr will be all have PTSD by the end of the season.
Al Wilson 4 Mayor
09-03-2018, 12:33 PM
This year be so hype dat von linger be snatchin’ Kennum jersey by week 10.
MOtorboat
09-03-2018, 01:10 PM
So hype.
dogfish
09-03-2018, 01:16 PM
hawg channeling his inner warhorse. . .
BeefStew25
09-03-2018, 08:43 PM
Its weird knowing I’m the biggest fan on this fine site
Its weird knowing I’m the biggest fan on this fine site
You are being literal?
BeefStew25
09-03-2018, 08:50 PM
You are being literal?
Ok this site is average
Ok this site is average
You don't mean that
BeefStew25
09-03-2018, 08:52 PM
You don't mean that
Are you going Sunday.
Are you going Sunday.
No. Are you?
BeefStew25
09-03-2018, 08:56 PM
No. Are you?
Yes. I am a true fan.
Davii
09-03-2018, 10:09 PM
Yes. I am a true fan.
Beef is the best of us
BeefStew25
09-03-2018, 10:39 PM
Beef is the best of us
Thank you. Heavy lays the crown.
Hawgdriver
09-04-2018, 12:26 AM
hawg channeling his inner warhorse. . .
I'm a medium!
Oh, and one more thing.
I need you to close your eyes and visualize: Russell Wilson is making a play on 3d down. Like a million times before. Like the *shudders* ... that one game. Only this time, he's got who? Demarcus Walker in his face like unreal who is this dude that penetrates so fierce from the inside? But he sees his man and just fires it off. But Roby was being patient, and he played his mark well. Easy pick six to break it off in the 'tay.
Timmy!
09-04-2018, 10:58 AM
Meh
The Glue Factory
09-04-2018, 11:09 AM
If this don't get you all hype, then your heart isn't beating!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7lAbpj3kxg
BeefStew25
09-04-2018, 06:57 PM
Who do we play Sunday.
Hawgdriver
09-04-2018, 07:04 PM
Who do we play Sunday.
My son's favorite team! We really need to assert our dominance here boys.
BeefStew25
09-04-2018, 07:16 PM
My son's favorite team! We really need to assert our dominance here boys.
Jags?
Al Wilson 4 Mayor
09-04-2018, 07:21 PM
My son's favorite team! We really need to assert our dominance here boys.
Both of my sons have stuck a knife in my heart! They are fans of the two most vile teams.
My son's favorite team! We really need to assert our dominance here boys.
How? Why?
Hawgdriver
09-04-2018, 09:00 PM
Jags?
That makes the most sense because he loves wildcats, but no, Seahawks. Because of my mom. And his innate need to distance himself from anything anyone else says is great.
Hawgdriver
09-04-2018, 09:01 PM
How? Why?
I bet stoneage dads asked this question. Still there is no good answer. Because he's a f***head?
Nomad
09-04-2018, 09:02 PM
That makes the most sense, but no, Seahawks. Because of my mom. And his innate need to distance himself from anything anyone else says is great.
My inlaws use to send Seahawks stuff every Christmas.
Hawgdriver
10-22-2018, 11:54 AM
Game of the season coming up!! This is it boys!
Al Wilson 4 Mayor
10-22-2018, 11:56 AM
Game of the season coming up!! This is it boys!
I’ll be watching with one eye open and a slight cringe.
Nomad
10-22-2018, 11:59 AM
Game of the season coming up!! This is it boys!
Broncos can win it. It’ll be a coffee & breakfast game for me at 0900.
wayninja
10-22-2018, 12:00 PM
Game of the season coming up!! This is it boys!
Our jet-powered, monkey-navigated, steamroller of football annihilation towards our inevitable hoisting of the Lombardi Trophy enters week 2 with another defensive curb-stomping of the leagues KC darlings. Mahomes gonna need to be shoveled up from narrowhead field.
I feel sorry for the chefs. They ain't ready for this
Hawgdriver
10-22-2018, 01:10 PM
I feel sorry for the chefs. They ain't ready for this
Everything I type belongs in the lounge or in smack.
Get a W, Broncos.
MOtorboat
10-22-2018, 01:29 PM
I feel sorry for the chefs. They ain't ready for this
Why do you do this?
Why do you do this?
Do what?
dogfish
10-22-2018, 02:17 PM
I feel sorry for the chefs. They ain't ready for this
the effin' world ain't ready for dis!
BroncoJoe
10-23-2018, 06:52 AM
Broncos can win it. It’ll be a coffee & breakfast game for me at 0900.
Just put some Kahlua in it!
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