Trade Slim

[Freyaka]

Since we are all throwing out great and very likely trade scenarios, Does anyone think we could get someone like the Raiders or the Chargers to kick the tires on Slim? I know he's getting a little worn out as a poster, but he's still got a little bit of quality posting left in the tank. Heck, he might even be an upgrade over many of their current posters.

What do you all think?

[wayninja]

I think I'll count this against Slim's tally.

Easily qualifies.

[Dreadnought]

Slim is irreplaceable. I wouldn't be able to bear it; he is the straw that stirs the drink. We might offer Cugel or Jaded though

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

Slim is irreplaceable. I wouldn't be able to bear it; he is the straw that stirs the drink. We might offer Cugel or Jaded though

I’m in the “trade all 3 camp”. It’s time for rebuild mode

[dogfish]

what would the cap hit be? i can't imagine the return would be higher than a conditional late rounder. . .

[Freyaka]

Slim is irreplaceable. I wouldn't be able to bear it; he is the straw that stirs the drink. We might offer Cugel or Jaded though

Jaded I can see, he hasn't been a team player and frankly is replaceable now that Kinger is back, but if we get rid of Cugel, then we have to rely on Joel to hit our monthly word count, he's mostly disappeared since the season ended.

I'm just not seeing it.

[Timmy!]

We have a no trade clause......and a cheeseburger clause.

[Valar Morghulis]

Jaded is a legend. He might even be Ron burgundy

[Freyaka]

Jaded is a legend. He might even be Ron burgundy

Well...This is awkward... Did you not see the memo Dave? You were traded last month in a first ever cross-sport trade. You are now with Manchester United. You were supposed to report there three weeks ago, I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to leave now... We have already eaten the snickers bar so it's not like we can undo the trade.

[MOtorboat]

His value is at the lowest it’s ever been. All we’re going to get back is a half-retarded Patriots fan and maybe a six pack of Natty Light.

[Dreadnought]

His value is at the lowest it’s ever been. All we’re going to get back is a half-retarded Patriots fan and maybe a six pack of Natty Light.

He was the best. THE BEST!!!!! Ring of Honor poster. Best pants-free poster in the history of football forum posting. He deserves special appreciation for his past achievements if for nothing else. Additionally, its hard to find a Pats fan who measures up to only half-retarded. We already have PAGS after all.

[MOtorboat]

He was the best. THE BEST!!!!! Ring of Honor poster. Best pants-free poster in the history of football forum posting. He deserves special appreciation for his past achievements if for nothing else. Additionally, its hard to find a Pats fan who measures up to only half-retarded. We already have PAGS after all.

He’s wearing pants now. It’s just not the same. We’re going to have to ride out the contract and scheme for his faults.

[dogfish]

His value is at the lowest it’s ever been. All we’re going to get back is a half-retarded Patriots fan and maybe a six pack of Natty Light.

i would at least hold out for a half-retarded jags fan. . . slim can still provide some value in the right system. . .

[Hawgdriver]

dibs on the Natty Light

[elsid13]

I'm sure the deal will be void once the physical occurs.

[MOtorboat]

dibs on the Natty Light

I'm the one who negotiated it, so best you got is one of six.

[dogfish]

dibs on the Natty Light

not gonna fight you. . . i drank more than my life's fill of that gnarly shit at college keggers. . .

[elsid13]

I'm the one who negotiated it, so best you got is one of six.

your negotiation skills suck if the best you could get was natty light.

[Poet]

Jaded I can see, he hasn't been a team player and frankly is replaceable now that Kinger is back, but if we get rid of Cugel, then we have to rely on Joel to hit our monthly word count, he's mostly disappeared since the season ended.

I'm just not seeing it.

First off, Jaded is my man. He's my the DT to the PFM.

We ain't trading Jaded. He's smart, funny, he's loyal, and he's a god damned beast. We ain't trading Slim! He's the glue that holds us together. He's our god damned Nalen. Center right at the dead of the action.

[MOtorboat]

your negotiation skills suck if the best you could get was natty light.

It's slim. They started with beast.

[elsid13]

It's slim. They started with beast.

Slim is worth a case of warm bud light lime and Canada's finest import Black Label. Anything less is insult to entire board.

[elsid13]

First off, Jaded is my man. He's my the DT to the PFM.

We ain't trading Jaded. He's smart, funny, he's loyal, and he's a god damned beast. We ain't trading Slim! He's the glue that holds us together. He's our god damned Nalen. Center right at the dead of the action.

It better to let go of vet a year early then a year to late.

[MOtorboat]

Slim is worth a case of warm bud light lime and Canada's finest import Black Label. Anything less is insult to entire board.

Look, I know you think he's worth that. I'm just saying in reality, the worth has dropped. I mean, he's wearing pants at work now.

[elsid13]

Look, I know you think he's worth that. I'm just saying in reality, the worth has dropped. I mean, he's wearing pants at work now.



https://youtu.be/mBS0OWGUidc


MO!

[MOtorboat]

Slim is gonna be so pissed when he signs back in.

[Poet]

Slim is a first ballot guy.

I'm sick of this divisiveness. This isn't business. This is butchery.

[Dreadnought]

First off, Jaded is my man. He's my the DT to the PFM.

We ain't trading Jaded. He's smart, funny, he's loyal, and he's a god damned beast. We ain't trading Slim! He's the glue that holds us together. He's our god damned Nalen. Center right at the dead of the action.

Jaded doesn't appreciate crushing the hopes and dreams of Steeler Nation. The game is too fast and complex at this level and it has passed him by. We need a Franchise guy in his spot; he'll never be more than a backup. You're spot on regarding the Slim = Nalen comparison

[Poet]

Jaded doesn't appreciate crushing the hopes and dreams of Steeler Nation. The game is too fast and complex at this level and it has passed him by. We need a Franchise guy in his spot; he'll never be more than a backup. You're spot on regarding the Slim = Nalen comparison

He understands it, but he doesn't appreciate it. Because he wants more. He's moving too fast for the game sometimes. We need to coach him up. They let Haley go when they thought he wasn't worth it. Jaded is our Charles Haley, Dread.

I'm going to coach this man up! I'll take this burden!

[elsid13]

He understands it, but he doesn't appreciate it. Because he wants more. He's moving too fast for the game sometimes. We need to coach him up. They let Haley go when they thought he wasn't worth it. Jaded is our Charles Haley, Dread.

I'm going to coach this man up! I'll take this burden!

So Jade is going to be in bar fight and break his old ass hip?

[elsid13]

Slim is a first ballot guy.

I'm sick of this divisiveness. This isn't business. This is butchery.

Profootballltalk is reporting you are on the block too.

[Poet]

Profootballltalk is reporting you are on the block too.

Please. I'm one of the best to ever do this, and I'm in my prime. Someone get this water boy out of my faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!


/quietly calls agent.

[Dreadnought]

Profootballltalk is reporting you are on the block too.

They say many silly things, so take it for what its worth

[dogfish]

They say many silly things, so take it for what its worth

i was gonna say. . . florio is almost always wrong, so you're probably good. . .

[Hawgdriver]

Looking back, do you think Slim's metrics justify his contract? If we had to do it over again, would you ink the deal?

I checked PFF and his offensive capability was through the roof. But that's PFF.

[Poet]

They say many silly things, so take it for what its worth

If Joe Montana can be traded, then so can I. But dammit, I took a team friendly deal! I came back home! I study hard. I do my assignments! I tackle everything in front of me! Wait...I'm a guard...I shou...

Trade me to Cleveland for a fourth rounder. I don't have it anymore...I was supposed to be great...

[Davii]

If Joe Montana can be traded, then so can I. But dammit, I took a team friendly deal! I came back home! I study hard. I do my assignments! I tackle everything in front of me! Wait...I'm a guard...I shou...

Trade me to Cleveland for a fourth rounder. I don't have it anymore...I was supposed to be great...

Team friendly? They've been catering meals for practice and you've easily crushed twice your salary at the buffet.

[Dreadnought]

Looking back, do you think Slim's metrics justify his contract? If we had to do it over again, would you ink the deal?

I checked PFF and his offensive capability was through the roof. But that's PFF.

Forget metrics. I know Slim ****** up his three cone drill, but the man flat knows how to play, with or without his britches

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

Looking back, do you think Slim's metrics justify his contract? If we had to do it over again, would you ink the deal?

I checked PFF and his offensive capability was through the roof. But that's PFF.

There's no questioning his ability to be offensive.

[Poet]

Team friendly? They've been catering meals for practice and you've easily crushed twice your salary at the buffet.

The coaches wanted me to hit weight. I didn't pull a Haynesworth! This is a set up!

Dreadnought! For old time's sake. Defend me!

[Freyaka]

His value is at the lowest it’s ever been. All we’re going to get back is a half-retarded Patriots fan and maybe a six pack of Natty Light.

Could we maybe package a few of our half-retarded patriots fans into the deal and get a fully retarded patriots fan back?

[Freyaka]

Jaded doesn't appreciate crushing the hopes and dreams of Steeler Nation. The game is too fast and complex at this level and it has passed him by. We need a Franchise guy in his spot; he'll never be more than a backup. You're spot on regarding the Slim = Nalen comparison

Jaded's ceiling is at best Alex Smith... but if we aren't lucky, we're talking Trevor Seimian in here...

[Freyaka]

Profootballltalk is reporting you are on the block too.

Wonder if the Bungles will take him back? Or, there is always the Browns, though I wouldn't wish that on WTE, much less Kinger.

[Poet]

Jaded is mother ******* Otto Graham!

[Freyaka]

Jaded is mother ******* Otto Graham!

I don't care if he's a mother forking Joe Montana, he's become a cancer in the locker room, he's gotta go.

[dogfish]

Could we maybe package a few of our half-retarded patriots fans into the deal and get a fully retarded patriots fan back?

no. . . i don't want bojangles back. . .

[wayninja]

This. His off the field antics have become too much. No team is going to take a chance on him.

[Hawgdriver]

This. His off the field antics have become too much. No team is going to take a chance on him.

If he can go an offseason without another shooting in the ass, there will be a taker. You can't deny there is some real talent there.

[elsid13]

Slim is gonna be so pissed when he signs back in.

I fully expect Wide Receiver Brandon Marshall/Josh Mcdumbass incident.

[slim]

I am not wearing any pants.

[Valar Morghulis]

I am not wearing any pants.

i just pulled mine down

[MOtorboat]

I am not wearing any pants.

Nice try.

[slim]

Nice try.

I am a broken man.

[Cugel]

Slim is irreplaceable. I wouldn't be able to bear it; he is the straw that stirs the drink. We might offer Cugel or Jaded though

Well, perhaps if they paid me a salary like Wade Phillips to move to San Diego or LA I could bear it. They have amazing weather there you know.

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

I am not wearing any pants.

We all know you wear dresses

[Joel]

Jaded I can see, he hasn't been a team player and frankly is replaceable now that Kinger is back, but if we get rid of Cugel, then we have to rely on Joel to hit our monthly word count, he's mostly disappeared since the season ended.

I'm just not seeing it.
If slim goes I'll demand a trade too: This is how you lose the locker room, genius. Since Zam's retired, good luck going into next season with nothing but a past-his-prime Cugel. He can't compete with steno pool rookies anymore; All Pro Russian bots like Pags and WTE will turn him into their highlight reel.

[elsid13]

So has the trade happen or not? Because I have dibs on Slick's locker, (after it been hosed out and bleached)

[Freyaka]

So has the trade happen or not? Because I have dibs on Slick's locker, (after it been hosed out and bleached)

Well the new league year hasn't opened up yet, but my sources within the team say his days in Denver are numbered. #DeadManWalking

[elsid13]

Well the new league year hasn't opened up yet, but my sources within the team say his days in Denver are numbered. #DeadManWalking

I heard that Slim has stopped walking and bought himself one of those motorized scooter to get around. So #DeadManscooting

[Freyaka]

I heard that Slim has stopped walking and bought himself one of those motorized scooter to get around. So #DeadManscooting

It's sad how far he's let himself go in the offseason. Here is a recent image of him out and about in the area.

https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/images/Jabba-The-Hutt_b5a08a70.jpeg?region=0%2C0%2C1200%2C675&width=768

[elsid13]

It's sad how far he's let himself go in the offseason. Here is a recent image of him out and about in the area.

https://lumiere-a.akamaihd.net/v1/images/Jabba-The-Hutt_b5a08a70.jpeg?region=0%2C0%2C1200%2C675&width=768

Some team is going to get a really good run defender. Not much of pass rush.

[slim]

We all know you wear dresses

With all due respect, I am due more respect.

[slim]

I heard that Slim has stopped walking and bought himself one of those motorized scooter to get around. So #DeadManscooting

The movie WALL-E was based on my life.

[Davii]

So has the trade happen or not? Because I have dibs on Slick's locker, (after it been hosed out and bleached)

Slick's locker damn sure isn't up for grabs. In fact, he's got a double wide locker in the mod lounge. We have coffee in there as well.

[Davii]

The movie WALL-E was based on my life.

You're a lonely trash-collecting robot?

[wayninja]

You're a lonely trash-collecting robot?

Oh... I thought he was a morbidly obese, mildly incompetent captain of a space yacht.

[Freyaka]

Oh... I thought he was a morbidly obese, mildly incompetent captain of a space yacht.

You think he could raise to captain?

[Nomad]

To trade slim would be bigger than the Ricky Williams deal. slim is too valuable to our community.

[MOtorboat]

To trade slim would be bigger than the Ricky Williams deal. slim is too valuable to our community.

Meh.

[elsid13]

Slick's locker damn sure isn't up for grabs. In fact, he's got a double wide locker in the mod lounge. We have coffee in there as well.

Slim and double wide, go figure.

[Devilspawn]

Since we are all throwing out great and very likely trade scenarios, Does anyone think we could get someone like the Raiders...
I don't think he's gangsta enough. What's his murder count? 10,004? Excluding hamburgers. 4?

Pass.

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

:laugh:

[Poet]

I heard we could get Aaron Rodgers if we traded Dogfish and Carol.

[dogfish]

I heard we could get Aaron Rodgers if we traded Dogfish and Carol.

do it!

[elsid13]

I heard we could get Aaron Rodgers if we traded Dogfish and Carol.

Do we also get Olivia Munn?

[Poet]

Nah. We ain't trading for flat chested women. We trade for ass and titties!

[Freyaka]

Nah. We ain't trading for flat chested women. We trade for ass and titties!

Then why are we getting rid of the biggest ass on the team (Slim) I'm confused...

[Poet]

We ain't trading Slim!

[Simple Jaded]

I’m all about championships, rings, titles. Stealers mean nothing to me and I hate underdogs.

I’m tryin to win a mother****in game!

Btw, my agent has been given permission to seek a trade if we can’t work out a long term contract. I’ve also had overtures from ESPN, NFLN, CBS, HLN and Discovery Channel, however, I am determined to test free agency for the first time in my illustrious and highly decorated career.

If I have my way, this MB will lose me for nothing. Enjoy the five new guys y’all will need to fill my shoes, they’ll be needing a ladder just to get in them. And remember this thread each time they use your/you’re wrong every post.

Btw, it’s not about the money.

[MOtorboat]

We ain't trading Slim!

I have an urge to lash out at you at the moment. Maybe it will pass.

[slim]

I have an urge to lash out at you at the moment. Maybe it will pass.

You will miss me when I'm gone!

[Poet]

I've spoken to brass and we've resigned both Slim and Jaded to long term deals. Both deals are front loaded with large bonuses.

[BroncoJoe]

I've spoken to brass and we've resigned both Slim and Jaded to long term deals. Both deals are front loaded with large bonuses.

Good. Can we discuss trading the person who started this disaster of a thread?

[Hawgdriver]

Good. Can we discuss trading the person who started this disaster of a thread?

I'd rather franchise him year after year and watch him grow bitter.

[Freyaka]

I'd rather franchise him year after year and watch him grow bitter.

We've already got one Joe, do you really want to turn me into a younger version of Joe?

[Valar Morghulis]

Is jaded in the hall yet. #mansalegend #jadedhasanotradeclause

[MOtorboat]

You will miss me when I'm gone!

We'll see.

[Hawgdriver]

We've already got one Joe, do you really want to turn me into a younger version of Joe?

For some reason I thought Timmy! started this one.

Nah, we could use some journeymen depth on the roster. You'll sign a team-friendly deal, right?

Do you need an agent?

[Freyaka]

For some reason I thought Timmy! started this one.

Nah, we could use some journeymen depth on the roster. You'll sign a team-friendly deal, right?

Do you need an agent?

Journeyman? You must be confused my goodman, I'm the face of the franchise.

[Poet]

Is jaded in the hall yet. #mansalegend #jadedhasanotradeclause

Top three poster of all time, easy.

[MOtorboat]

Trade train! Everyone on board!

Except slim.