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Poet
02-02-2018, 04:08 PM
As a team of healing is needed, post your sympathy for the Patriots here. Especially regarding the horrid loss that the franchise felt at the hands of the cheating Jets.

We've been told that it was very emotional for the fans.

underrated29
02-02-2018, 04:35 PM
Mark Sanchez

wayninja
02-02-2018, 04:41 PM
As a team of healing is needed, post your sympathy for the Patriots here. Especially regarding the horrid loss that the franchise felt at the hands of the cheating Jets.

We've been told that it was very emotional for the fans.


WTF is a team of healing?

weazel
02-02-2018, 04:53 PM
someone has OD'd on Arbys

Davii
02-02-2018, 07:24 PM
:cricket:

Poet
02-02-2018, 08:37 PM
WTE and Pags need us, guys. Please more caring.

wayninja
02-02-2018, 09:05 PM
We should organize a candle light vigil and give a donation of an old cellphone to the team each time a rules violation is discovered.

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
02-05-2018, 09:53 AM
I’ll grab some zingers at the dollar store.

chazoe60
02-05-2018, 09:59 AM
And the pity party continues.

Looks like BB isn't the defensive genius everyone thinks he is without stolen signals and practice footage.

Northman
02-05-2018, 12:56 PM
I dont think a team that has been to 8 SB's in 17 years really needs pity. And its not like they have ever been blown out in of those games when they lost. Shit, give me those kind of a numbers for Denver any day. Lol

slim
02-05-2018, 12:57 PM
I dont think a team that has been to 8 SB's in 17 years really needs pity. And its not like they have ever been blown out in of those games when they lost. Shit, give me those kind of a numbers for Denver any day. Lol

Sorry your favorite team lost, buddy!

Way to keep that chin up!!!

wayninja
02-05-2018, 01:00 PM
I dont think a team that has been to 8 SB's in 17 years really needs pity. And its not like they have ever been blown out in of those games when they lost. Shit, give me those kind of a numbers for Denver any day. Lol

Did you read the OP?

This is pity for past tragedies, not recent ones. There can be a separate thread for the No-Defense Bowl of '18.

Northman
02-05-2018, 01:03 PM
Sorry your favorite team lost, buddy!

Way to keep that chin up!!!

Im not sad, it was a great game.

Northman
02-05-2018, 01:04 PM
Did you read the OP?

This is pity for past tragedies, not recent ones. There can be a separate thread for the No-Defense Bowl of '18.

Oh! You are referring to the 86' SB with the Bears. Gotcha!~ My bad.

wayninja
02-05-2018, 01:05 PM
Oh! You are referring to the 86' SB with the Bears. Gotcha!~ My bad.

I, for one, am glad that you haven't allowed Bill Parcels to scar your psyche like some.

Northman
02-05-2018, 01:09 PM
I, for one, am glad that you haven't allowed Bill Parcels to scar your psyche like some.

You are sweet, thanks for caring!

Poet
02-05-2018, 05:33 PM
BB was passionless, you could see it in his eyes. Does New York know that they have a new HC yet?

OrangeHoof
02-05-2018, 05:43 PM
WTF is a team of healing?

Similar to "leader of men".

wayninja
02-05-2018, 05:52 PM
I think what is needed now, is a team of healing. An entire teams worth of it.

I nominate king to coach our healing team. Don't **** it up.

Poet
02-05-2018, 05:59 PM
I think we should start our healing by eating some steaks and drinking alcoholic beverages.

wayninja
02-05-2018, 06:06 PM
Philly Philly!

PatriotsGuy
02-05-2018, 07:52 PM
Philly Philly!

Is your coach still VJ? ?

Hawgdriver
02-05-2018, 08:16 PM
Is your coach still VJ? ?

That second question mark drives the nail a bit too deep, don't you think?

ShaneFalco
02-05-2018, 08:18 PM
Is your coach still VJ? ?

his name is Radio

PatriotsGuy
02-05-2018, 08:20 PM
That second question mark drives the nail a bit too deep, don't you think?

It was actually an emoticon but my tablet didn't translate it properly :D

wayninja
02-05-2018, 09:08 PM
Is your coach still VJ? ?

Not my coach, dude. I didn't vote for him.

That's the best comeback I have to that.

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
02-06-2018, 12:32 AM
That second question mark drives the nail a bit too deep, don't you think?

It’s not just the second question. It’s also the space in between the two giving time for reflection

PatriotsGuy
02-06-2018, 09:51 AM
Gronks house got robbed !

WTE
02-06-2018, 09:59 AM
Gronks house got robbed !

They need to find the burglars before they crack those safes. Who knows what could be in a Gronk safe.

chazoe60
02-06-2018, 10:15 AM
They need to find the burglars before they crack those safes. Who knows what could be in a Gronk safe.

Definitely not books or a mensa membership card.

wayninja
02-06-2018, 10:17 AM
They need to find the burglars before they crack those safes. Who knows what could be in a Gronk safe.

A giant bag of stem cells?

PatriotsGuy
02-06-2018, 10:26 AM
A giant bag of stem cells?

More like videos with Bibi Jones

wayninja
02-06-2018, 10:28 AM
Is that a scandal for him? I genuinely didn't know.

PatriotsGuy
02-06-2018, 10:40 AM
Is that a scandal for him? I genuinely didn't know.

I mean it wasn't a "scandal" raised a few peoples eyebrows (not mine).

OrangeHoof
02-06-2018, 10:52 AM
Who robs a house where the owner is 6-7, 285 pounds? Had to be an inside job.

Hawgdriver
02-06-2018, 11:03 AM
They need to find the burglars before they crack those safes. Who knows what could be in a Gronk safe.

a plaster cast of a certain QB's phallus

weazel
02-06-2018, 12:21 PM
who's babi jones? am I safe to search that while at work?

wayninja
02-06-2018, 12:23 PM
who's babi jones? am I safe to search that while at work?

No.

PatriotsGuy
02-06-2018, 12:37 PM
Who robs a house where the owner is 6-7, 285 pounds? Had to be an inside job.

Someone who knows he won't be there for an extended period of time. I wonder who could have known that?!!