Cugel
03-11-2017, 11:16 AM
And The Fascinating Story of Stink And The Muscle-Pig!
Stink says "his panties are in a wad" over the Broncos lack of movement in FA. He might be a bit over the top here (in my opinion) but he makes some valid points. And, as usual, he’s funny as hell with his “little Muscle-Pig story”. That cracks me up. Guy getting totally pissed at Stink, who was a 12 year veteran at that point, and this guy’s been on the team for 2 days:
Mark Schlereth “Clear the Air (http://1043thefan.com/category/podcast_player/?a=10011573&sid=1149&n=Schlereth%20and%20Evans)”: “All right guys, you know what? We’re in a little bit of a tissy here.”
Mike Evans: “Tizzy, not tissy! Tizzy! Ok, now continue.”
Schlereth: “Tizzy. Guys, we’re in a little bit of a wad here. My panties are in a wad. And I get it. You tipped your hand. You’re the Denver Broncos and you want Tony Romo. Listen, I want Tony Romo. Tony Romo is an elite level QB. I know, I know, everybody says “he’s made of Peanut Brittle.” Listen. The guy’s had some freak injuries. I get that. But, you know what? Tony Romo gives you the best chance to compete for a world championship and that’s what I want. I want the Broncos to compete for world championships. You’ve tipped your hand. There it is.
You know what we’re not even talking about? This defense. This defense is a championship caliber defense. This is a defense that went from the top 3 in defending the run a year ago [in 2015] to the bottom 20s last year. This is a defense where your former first round pick Sylvester Williams did not pan out as a full time nose guard. Did not play well enough. You lost Vance Walker in training camp. Jared Crick came in to play that five technique. That just didn’t go as well as planned. He’s a good football player, but he should not be the starting every down guy. So, you need to address that run defense. You knew you needed to get a nose guard. You knew you needed to get a five technique. You’ll in the market for Calais Campbell. Really good player. Jacksonville, you’re up to $13M or whatever it is a year, Jacksonville comes in there and adds another million on there and you say “welp, we’re out of the market now. You don’t get him. Branden Williams, a really good inside player re-signs with Baltimore. Nose Tackle Chris Baker [Redskins], another really good player decides not to sign here, decides to play somewhere else.
Now you haven’t addressed your offensive line, the tackle position. You don’t have your QB yet. He went from being released, no question about it, to ‘now he’s trade bait’. You didn’t address your defensive line. You didn’t address anything you needed to address! The Guard position. I applaud you. That’s great. But, there are some holes here guys. And I’m starting to wonder how you’re going to fill those holes because the bottom line is, you haven’t developed any offensive linemen who are worth their weight recently. And your defensive line? Your defensive line has some holes in it. Your defense has some potential holes. I tell you what: little bit nervous.
I am fairly hypocritical right now because I am one of the first guys to say “hey you don’t want to overpay in FA, blah, blah, blah. But there were some needs you needed to address, and I don’t know how you plan to address them going forward. It will be really interesting when they put their cleats on the grass!
Mike Evans: “Let’s take a breath. Day two of FA. And one thing we’ve all learned if we’re smart enough in following the NFL, is that winning free agency on day 1 doesn’t guarantee anything. In fact, most times it really doesn’t change anything. The best teams continue to be the best teams, and the worst teams continue to be the worst teams, no matter what happens on the first day of Free agency. The classic line is that your are paying “B+” players “A+” Money. So, are there still enough players out there in FA for you to feel like the Broncos can come out of this looking good along both lines. Because that’s really where this team (outside of QB) needs to be upgraded, defensive and offensive lines. Do you still believe there’s time?
MS: “Let’s talk defensive line first. I don’t mind them passing on Calais Campbell. Calais can be a one-man wrecking crew, but he can also disappear for long stretches. That one doesn’t bother me as much. It does matter to me that Branden Williams and Chris Baker are out there. Guys who can stuff the run in the middle. Guys who are really good players. You need that element to your defense. And those guys are gone.
I don’t know how many more run stuffing guys there are out there. And If you’re counting on one of the guys on your roster like Vance Walker to come back and be really good coming off ACL surgery, or you’re counting on Adam Gotsis to suddenly develop, and start playing great, I think that’s a little bit of a stretch. Offensive wise right now. I tell you at the LT position, if you’re good, you’re locked up. So, the guys who hit the market have questions. Whitworth is a really good player, but he’s going to be 36. He signed a 3 year deal at $15M a year. Russell Okung gave up a lot of pressures. Russell Okung is a guy a lot of people think “well, he’s not very good. Good riddance.” You had him at the potential of $11.5M a year. He signed for $13M plus a year.
Beachum. A decent player. He’s been hurt a lot [after this podcast, Kelvin Beachum signed a 3 year, $24,000,000 contract with the New York Jets, including $12,000,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $8,000,000. Well there was your bargain priced FA T - $8M a year! ] Menelik Watson, former Raider, third year player, former second round draft pick. When he plays he plays pretty good. He just hasn’t played very much in 3 years he’s started 17 games, out of 48 possible games. He’s played in 27 of them.
The best ability is availability, especially as an OL, because you need continuity. You got rid of Russell Okung, and Donald Stephenson is still on your team? A guy who didn’t play well and didn’t seem at times to care? Yeah, I’m concerned.
Mike Evans: “I would love to be optimistic about what we’re seeing here. But, I guess we’re here to tell the truth and give our opinion. And we’re looking at a 9-7 football team, that is playing in the toughest division in football. That, on paper right now, has the toughest schedule, in the NFL. You gotta tell me if you feel we’re being too negative, that we’re missing something here. You tell us what we’re missing. What’s the old line? If you’re not getting better you’re getting worse. And I think you can say that right now they have gotten worse.
Stink: “If you want me to be Mr. Sunshine, and blow smoke up your skirt, you know, we can do that: [really fake voice] Yeah! Sambrailo’s really going to improve! HE’s really going to be great! We don’t need to go after a left tackle! That Schofield? Whoo-hooooo! Guys’ about ready to make that next charge!
Mike Evans: “Connor McGovern!”
Stink: “Connor McGovern! Big, strong, weight room guy! Ever tell you about my ‘weight room guy’ story? I’m sitting in the locker room one of my last years in football. Just in my shorts. My big fat gut hanging out over my skinny little legs. And I’m watching this little muscle-pig they signed walk around. Little muscle-pig. Defensive lineman. You know. Like 6’2”, 300 lbs. 6-pack abs. Just yoked. Really, really good in the weight room. You know, great weight room guy. And I’m staring at him. I’m just looking at him because his body is something to look at. And he looks at me. And I still don’t know his name. And he looks at me and he gets all in my grill. He’s across the locker room and he’s like ‘what are you staring at?!” And I saw, “whoa, whoa, whoa! I don’t want any trouble. I’m just going to tell you right now I’ve been in this league for a long time. I’ve played for 12 years and I’m just going to give you my honest opinion. ‘Dude. You’ve got way too many muscles to play good football.’ And he’s completely offended. And they cut him two days later. Little Muscle-Pig. That’s the way it goes Mike. That’s the way it goes. I don’t know how good the guys are ahead of him. But, weight room strength don’t mean nothing to me. How do you translate it to the football field?”
Mike Evans: “Ok, texters. I hear you. ‘In John we trust.’ OK. But, you have to understand that all we have to go by are the early returns. And those are not promising.
Stink: “It’s the end of the 3rd quarter and we’re down 21.”
"You, here's the interesting thing. You know, this is free agency. And you gotta get in bidding wars. And just because you're John Elway, and you've won championships, and you've done a lot of great things as a general manager, doesn't mean some young kid is going to say 'yeah, that's where I want to go.' It's about money talks and b.s. walks."
[When I was a child my cousin taught me that saying, "money talks and B.S. walks" and I've always remembered it. It's still true. You can talk about championships all you want, but the Broncos don't have Tom Brady. And they don't have Ben Roethlisberger, and they don't have Peyton Manning any more. This is no longer an elite team - unless they address all of these weaknesses. Not a couple of band-aids. A complete restructuring on both the offensive and defensive lines. The Patriots are moving on. They aren't sitting still. The Texans are preparing to go to the mattresses for Tony Romo. They are determined to beat the Broncos again in FA like they did in getting Osweiler. Well, that didn't work out, so they ruthlessly cut their losses, free up some cap space and move on. Instantly. No screwing around waiting for years for their QBs to "develop."
Tom Savage is about as promising a QB as Trevor Siemian, but the Texans figure just like the Broncos. 'We have a championship caliber defense with JJ Watt. We have a good OL and some real weapons on offense, but we need that elite QB to challenge the Patriots and Steelers. We need Tony Romo and we're determined to get him come Hell or High water! And they free up the cap room to go after him. And the Broncos who were sitting there complacently, waiting for the Cowboys to cut Romo? They get elbowed to the side! "We're taking your guy. Again!"
Maybe that doesn't work out. Maybe Romo gets hurt. But, you have to admire that take no prisoners attitude. They are determined to beat out the Broncos and they are doing it. As of right now, sources from within the Dallas lockerroom (defenders) say that as last seen he looks like the Romo of old, just shredding their defense in practices. Only because they have Dak looking so good are they letting Romo go, not because he can't still play. ]
Stink says "his panties are in a wad" over the Broncos lack of movement in FA. He might be a bit over the top here (in my opinion) but he makes some valid points. And, as usual, he’s funny as hell with his “little Muscle-Pig story”. That cracks me up. Guy getting totally pissed at Stink, who was a 12 year veteran at that point, and this guy’s been on the team for 2 days:
Mark Schlereth “Clear the Air (http://1043thefan.com/category/podcast_player/?a=10011573&sid=1149&n=Schlereth%20and%20Evans)”: “All right guys, you know what? We’re in a little bit of a tissy here.”
Mike Evans: “Tizzy, not tissy! Tizzy! Ok, now continue.”
Schlereth: “Tizzy. Guys, we’re in a little bit of a wad here. My panties are in a wad. And I get it. You tipped your hand. You’re the Denver Broncos and you want Tony Romo. Listen, I want Tony Romo. Tony Romo is an elite level QB. I know, I know, everybody says “he’s made of Peanut Brittle.” Listen. The guy’s had some freak injuries. I get that. But, you know what? Tony Romo gives you the best chance to compete for a world championship and that’s what I want. I want the Broncos to compete for world championships. You’ve tipped your hand. There it is.
You know what we’re not even talking about? This defense. This defense is a championship caliber defense. This is a defense that went from the top 3 in defending the run a year ago [in 2015] to the bottom 20s last year. This is a defense where your former first round pick Sylvester Williams did not pan out as a full time nose guard. Did not play well enough. You lost Vance Walker in training camp. Jared Crick came in to play that five technique. That just didn’t go as well as planned. He’s a good football player, but he should not be the starting every down guy. So, you need to address that run defense. You knew you needed to get a nose guard. You knew you needed to get a five technique. You’ll in the market for Calais Campbell. Really good player. Jacksonville, you’re up to $13M or whatever it is a year, Jacksonville comes in there and adds another million on there and you say “welp, we’re out of the market now. You don’t get him. Branden Williams, a really good inside player re-signs with Baltimore. Nose Tackle Chris Baker [Redskins], another really good player decides not to sign here, decides to play somewhere else.
Now you haven’t addressed your offensive line, the tackle position. You don’t have your QB yet. He went from being released, no question about it, to ‘now he’s trade bait’. You didn’t address your defensive line. You didn’t address anything you needed to address! The Guard position. I applaud you. That’s great. But, there are some holes here guys. And I’m starting to wonder how you’re going to fill those holes because the bottom line is, you haven’t developed any offensive linemen who are worth their weight recently. And your defensive line? Your defensive line has some holes in it. Your defense has some potential holes. I tell you what: little bit nervous.
I am fairly hypocritical right now because I am one of the first guys to say “hey you don’t want to overpay in FA, blah, blah, blah. But there were some needs you needed to address, and I don’t know how you plan to address them going forward. It will be really interesting when they put their cleats on the grass!
Mike Evans: “Let’s take a breath. Day two of FA. And one thing we’ve all learned if we’re smart enough in following the NFL, is that winning free agency on day 1 doesn’t guarantee anything. In fact, most times it really doesn’t change anything. The best teams continue to be the best teams, and the worst teams continue to be the worst teams, no matter what happens on the first day of Free agency. The classic line is that your are paying “B+” players “A+” Money. So, are there still enough players out there in FA for you to feel like the Broncos can come out of this looking good along both lines. Because that’s really where this team (outside of QB) needs to be upgraded, defensive and offensive lines. Do you still believe there’s time?
MS: “Let’s talk defensive line first. I don’t mind them passing on Calais Campbell. Calais can be a one-man wrecking crew, but he can also disappear for long stretches. That one doesn’t bother me as much. It does matter to me that Branden Williams and Chris Baker are out there. Guys who can stuff the run in the middle. Guys who are really good players. You need that element to your defense. And those guys are gone.
I don’t know how many more run stuffing guys there are out there. And If you’re counting on one of the guys on your roster like Vance Walker to come back and be really good coming off ACL surgery, or you’re counting on Adam Gotsis to suddenly develop, and start playing great, I think that’s a little bit of a stretch. Offensive wise right now. I tell you at the LT position, if you’re good, you’re locked up. So, the guys who hit the market have questions. Whitworth is a really good player, but he’s going to be 36. He signed a 3 year deal at $15M a year. Russell Okung gave up a lot of pressures. Russell Okung is a guy a lot of people think “well, he’s not very good. Good riddance.” You had him at the potential of $11.5M a year. He signed for $13M plus a year.
Beachum. A decent player. He’s been hurt a lot [after this podcast, Kelvin Beachum signed a 3 year, $24,000,000 contract with the New York Jets, including $12,000,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $8,000,000. Well there was your bargain priced FA T - $8M a year! ] Menelik Watson, former Raider, third year player, former second round draft pick. When he plays he plays pretty good. He just hasn’t played very much in 3 years he’s started 17 games, out of 48 possible games. He’s played in 27 of them.
The best ability is availability, especially as an OL, because you need continuity. You got rid of Russell Okung, and Donald Stephenson is still on your team? A guy who didn’t play well and didn’t seem at times to care? Yeah, I’m concerned.
Mike Evans: “I would love to be optimistic about what we’re seeing here. But, I guess we’re here to tell the truth and give our opinion. And we’re looking at a 9-7 football team, that is playing in the toughest division in football. That, on paper right now, has the toughest schedule, in the NFL. You gotta tell me if you feel we’re being too negative, that we’re missing something here. You tell us what we’re missing. What’s the old line? If you’re not getting better you’re getting worse. And I think you can say that right now they have gotten worse.
Stink: “If you want me to be Mr. Sunshine, and blow smoke up your skirt, you know, we can do that: [really fake voice] Yeah! Sambrailo’s really going to improve! HE’s really going to be great! We don’t need to go after a left tackle! That Schofield? Whoo-hooooo! Guys’ about ready to make that next charge!
Mike Evans: “Connor McGovern!”
Stink: “Connor McGovern! Big, strong, weight room guy! Ever tell you about my ‘weight room guy’ story? I’m sitting in the locker room one of my last years in football. Just in my shorts. My big fat gut hanging out over my skinny little legs. And I’m watching this little muscle-pig they signed walk around. Little muscle-pig. Defensive lineman. You know. Like 6’2”, 300 lbs. 6-pack abs. Just yoked. Really, really good in the weight room. You know, great weight room guy. And I’m staring at him. I’m just looking at him because his body is something to look at. And he looks at me. And I still don’t know his name. And he looks at me and he gets all in my grill. He’s across the locker room and he’s like ‘what are you staring at?!” And I saw, “whoa, whoa, whoa! I don’t want any trouble. I’m just going to tell you right now I’ve been in this league for a long time. I’ve played for 12 years and I’m just going to give you my honest opinion. ‘Dude. You’ve got way too many muscles to play good football.’ And he’s completely offended. And they cut him two days later. Little Muscle-Pig. That’s the way it goes Mike. That’s the way it goes. I don’t know how good the guys are ahead of him. But, weight room strength don’t mean nothing to me. How do you translate it to the football field?”
Mike Evans: “Ok, texters. I hear you. ‘In John we trust.’ OK. But, you have to understand that all we have to go by are the early returns. And those are not promising.
Stink: “It’s the end of the 3rd quarter and we’re down 21.”
"You, here's the interesting thing. You know, this is free agency. And you gotta get in bidding wars. And just because you're John Elway, and you've won championships, and you've done a lot of great things as a general manager, doesn't mean some young kid is going to say 'yeah, that's where I want to go.' It's about money talks and b.s. walks."
[When I was a child my cousin taught me that saying, "money talks and B.S. walks" and I've always remembered it. It's still true. You can talk about championships all you want, but the Broncos don't have Tom Brady. And they don't have Ben Roethlisberger, and they don't have Peyton Manning any more. This is no longer an elite team - unless they address all of these weaknesses. Not a couple of band-aids. A complete restructuring on both the offensive and defensive lines. The Patriots are moving on. They aren't sitting still. The Texans are preparing to go to the mattresses for Tony Romo. They are determined to beat the Broncos again in FA like they did in getting Osweiler. Well, that didn't work out, so they ruthlessly cut their losses, free up some cap space and move on. Instantly. No screwing around waiting for years for their QBs to "develop."
Tom Savage is about as promising a QB as Trevor Siemian, but the Texans figure just like the Broncos. 'We have a championship caliber defense with JJ Watt. We have a good OL and some real weapons on offense, but we need that elite QB to challenge the Patriots and Steelers. We need Tony Romo and we're determined to get him come Hell or High water! And they free up the cap room to go after him. And the Broncos who were sitting there complacently, waiting for the Cowboys to cut Romo? They get elbowed to the side! "We're taking your guy. Again!"
Maybe that doesn't work out. Maybe Romo gets hurt. But, you have to admire that take no prisoners attitude. They are determined to beat out the Broncos and they are doing it. As of right now, sources from within the Dallas lockerroom (defenders) say that as last seen he looks like the Romo of old, just shredding their defense in practices. Only because they have Dak looking so good are they letting Romo go, not because he can't still play. ]