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Broncoknight30
02-09-2017, 07:48 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcF0Kr4UqqA

Just football coach. Funny stuff.

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
02-09-2017, 09:20 AM
How do you stop Tyreek Hill?
" a flat tire or the flu" 😆

Broncoknight30
02-09-2017, 10:17 AM
How do you stop Tyreek Hill?
" a flat tire or the flu" ��

Yeah, heard that. To me it is always wise to be magnanimous with questions like that. It is a wise answer. Never give your opponents "bulletin board" material. Plus, in a way with that guy, he is kind of right.

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
02-09-2017, 11:16 AM
Yeah, heard that. To me it is always wise to be magnanimous with questions like that. It is a wise answer. Never give your opponents "bulletin board" material. Plus, in a way with that guy, he is kind of right.

Yeah, dealing with a guy who has open field running ability like a tailback, combined with word class speed, is a little difficult to deal with.

Hawgdriver
02-09-2017, 09:36 PM
This thread isn't getting enough love. This dude I like.

Hawgdriver
02-09-2017, 09:41 PM
Fun facts about the Bro-livo. This dude rocks. Ultimate 'I want to have a beer with that man' type guy.

Olivo went undrafted out of college, but he made the Detroit Lions roster with his tenacious play on their special teams units. Olivo played for 4 seasons on Detroit's league-leading special teams, where he led the team in tackles on special teams in two of his four seasons, as well as being a valuable backup at running back and fullback.

After retiring from the NFL, Olivo coached and played football for 6 months in Italy with the SS. Lazio Marines (Rome), a team in the top division of Italy's American professional football league. He helped the team to the championship semifinal game for the first time in the team's history, leading the country in rushing and touchdowns.

In 2008, Olivo ran unsuccessfully for Congress in Missouri's 9th congressional district, losing the Republican primary to eventual victor Blaine Luetkemeyer.

Olivo attended the University of Missouri where he earned a degree in English literature.

Following his NFL football career, Olivo worked for three years at the National Italian American Foundation in Washington, D.C.

He was also tapped into the Mystical Seven secret honor society during his tenure at Mizzou.

turftoad
02-09-2017, 09:45 PM
I like him too but he needs one less energy drink!

Jaded
02-09-2017, 09:59 PM
Meh

Hawgdriver
02-09-2017, 10:01 PM
Meh

That is Jaded-ese for 'I'm stoked', right?

Jaded
02-09-2017, 10:03 PM
That is Jaded-ese for 'I'm stoked', right?

Pretty much.

King87
02-10-2017, 12:38 AM
I hate him.

LawDog
02-10-2017, 02:19 PM
I hate him.

Satan's counselor much?

King87
02-10-2017, 02:27 PM
Satan's counselor much?

I can't deal with the fidgety stuff, man. He looks like he's a mountain dew away from exploding.

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
02-10-2017, 02:49 PM
Satan's counselor much?

Thanks for making me guffaw! 😆

BroncoJoe
02-10-2017, 03:14 PM
I hate him.


I can't deal with the fidgety stuff, man. He looks like he's a mountain dew away from exploding.

How do you deal with humanity?

King87
02-10-2017, 03:19 PM
How do you deal with humanity?

By either being a goofball or being very serious.

Valar Morghulis
02-10-2017, 03:22 PM
How do you deal with humanity?

Badly

King87
02-10-2017, 03:24 PM
Badly

I do the best I can. If you guys met me in person you'd apologize for all the slander and libel I've been attacked with.

BroncoJoe
02-10-2017, 03:31 PM
I do the best I can. If you guys met me in person you'd apologize for all the slander and libel I've been attacked with.

I don't know, King. You come across as way too wound up and uptight. And a bit pompous.

:yo:

King87
02-10-2017, 03:35 PM
I don't know, King. You come across as way too wound up and uptight. And a bit pompous.

:yo:

Half the time you guys miss the joke. A quarter of the time I'm quite serious and I think people aren't taking an issue seriously enough, or they aren't willing to think critically about something that they should.

A quarter of the time I actually am being pompous. But let's be fair, I have a lot of stress in my life. I'll probably barely outlive my dad, so I'll probably, give or take, hit sixty.

Ya rat *******!!!!!!!!!!!

BroncoJoe
02-10-2017, 03:42 PM
Half the time you guys miss the joke. A quarter of the time I'm quite serious and I think people aren't taking an issue seriously enough, or they aren't willing to think critically about something that they should.

A quarter of the time I actually am being pompous. But let's be fair, I have a lot of stress in my life. I'll probably barely outlive my dad, so I'll probably, give or take, hit sixty.

Ya rat *******!!!!!!!!!!!

I should get some style points for my previous post.

Valar Morghulis
02-10-2017, 03:44 PM
I should get some style points for my previous post.

Me too. One word and I smashed it out the park.

King87
02-10-2017, 03:50 PM
Me too. One word and I smashed it out the park.

And they say I'm pompous.

If only you two could live up to the standards placed on me. Bah.

Joe, you get three style points.

Val, you for...2.9 style points.

Valar Morghulis
02-10-2017, 03:55 PM
And they say I'm pompous. If only you two could live up to the standards placed on me. Bah. Joe, you get three style points. Val, you for...2.9 style points.

Take your style points and shove then right up your misanthropic arse

King87
02-10-2017, 04:02 PM
Take your style points and shove then right up your misanthropic arse

I'm a misanthropic doucher who still goes to work and makes the world a better place. You ****s underrate me!

Show some respect, you monster!

Valar Morghulis
02-10-2017, 04:05 PM
I'm a misanthropic doucher who still goes to work and makes the world a better place. You ****s underrate me! Show some respect, you monster!

I put plenty of respek on your name

King87
02-10-2017, 04:27 PM
I put plenty of respek on your name

I'm just saying, good sir. I'm just saying. I might be the only pessimist who tries to do more to help situations than optimists (a lot of them) which makes me believe that while I am pessimistic, part of that pessimism isn't really pessimism because most people aren't actually realistic, or at least as realistic as I.

I'm just a barking dog, Val.

Woooof.

Valar Morghulis
02-10-2017, 04:30 PM
I'm just saying, good sir. I'm just saying. I might be the only pessimist who tries to do more to help situations than optimists (a lot of them) which makes me believe that while I am pessimistic, part of that pessimism isn't really pessimism because most people aren't actually realistic, or at least as realistic as I. I'm just a barking dog, Val. Woooof.

I find meaning in enjoyment, mine and other people's. Outside of that the world is a cold dark place. Meow

Slick
02-10-2017, 04:32 PM
He does seem like he's downed a bottle and a half of Ritalin but maybe that's what you want from your special teams coach.

Valar Morghulis
02-10-2017, 04:35 PM
He does seem like he's downed a bottle and a half of Ritalin but maybe that's what you want from your special teams coach.

Lol, are you taking about king?

Rick
02-10-2017, 04:42 PM
I want an excitable pumped up coach, especially special teams.

BroncoJoe
02-10-2017, 05:01 PM
Take your style points and shove then right up your misanthropic arse

WHAT HE SAID!

:yo:

BroncoJoe
02-10-2017, 05:03 PM
I'm just saying, good sir. I'm just saying. I might be the only pessimist who tries to do more to help situations than optimists (a lot of them) which makes me believe that while I am pessimistic, part of that pessimism isn't really pessimism because most people aren't actually realistic, or at least as realistic as I.

I'm just a barking dog, Val.

Woooof.

No wonder you're so miserable!

:yo:

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
02-10-2017, 05:32 PM
Me too. One word and I smashed it out the park.

#micdrop

#shootyourownass

ShaneFalco
02-10-2017, 05:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcF0Kr4UqqA

Just football coach. Funny stuff.

https://media2.giphy.com/media/L4TYWQn8rALRu/200_s.gif

King87
02-10-2017, 06:43 PM
WHAT HE SAID!

:yo:
You two asked for them....

Hawgdriver
02-10-2017, 07:19 PM
Me too. One word and I smashed it out the park.

Great entertainment to time ratio on that one! Keep it up.

Jaded
02-10-2017, 11:51 PM
Where can I get a bottle and a half of ridiline?

King87
02-10-2017, 11:57 PM
Where can I get a bottle and a half of ridiline?

Our special teams coach.

Val and BroncoJoe are now dead to me.

Hawg is dead to me.

Jaded...once again...you're promoted.

We both know you're going to **** this up, so just try to beat your best time of three hours.

Jaded
02-11-2017, 12:21 AM
Our special teams coach.

Val and BroncoJoe are now dead to me.

Hawg is dead to me.

Jaded...once again...you're promoted.

We both know you're going to **** this up, so just try to beat your best time of three hours.
Shit, I got this!

King87
02-11-2017, 12:23 AM
Remember the hashtags. Also, Jaded, run through a mother ****** face.

Jaded
02-11-2017, 12:35 AM
#ayayyay!

Timmy!
11-13-2017, 06:06 PM
Sooooo.....this thread happened.

Davii
11-13-2017, 06:09 PM
I can't see how VJ could have confidence in this guy anymore. Makes no sense.

Broncoknight30
11-13-2017, 06:10 PM
Lol

ShaneFalco
11-13-2017, 06:11 PM
https://media2.giphy.com/media/L4TYWQn8rALRu/200_s.gif

called it

Jaded
11-14-2017, 12:37 AM
#meh