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Buff
11-15-2016, 01:18 PM
Dudes - I've got a question for anyone who has sat club level at Sports Authority before:

My dad and I went to the Pats game last year in these same club seats that we have for the upcoming Chiefs game - we showed up about 90 minutes beforehand - and felt like we were late. Club level was already hopping and it looked like most of the people had arrived an hour or two earlier and were mid-meal in some sort of prime rib offering. All of the good indoor table seating had long since been snatched up.

So my question is - do you know if there is like a formal meal that's offered in club level before games? Is that for members only? Or do people just arrive early to take advantage of the good food options? I think we can get there 3 hours beforehand - but I don't want to show up and then find out that we're not members and only have access to the hot dog stand or something.

I just want to be sure we're taking full advantage!

NightTrainLayne
11-15-2016, 01:40 PM
You should have titled the thread, "More of BUff's first-world problems".

:D

slim
11-15-2016, 02:00 PM
Maybe call the folks at mile high.....

Buff
11-15-2016, 02:13 PM
Maybe call the folks at mile high.....

That will be my next step - but I figured someone here has the low down.

BroncoWave
11-15-2016, 02:35 PM
Maybe they'll have some wine and cheese for you too.

Timmy!
11-15-2016, 02:37 PM
Lol.

Guys, how do I club level? I'm afraid the members are judging me. Durrr Durrr Durrr.

Jeebus.

1. Show up whenever the **** you want, as long as you are at least half drunk.
2. Make sure you are wearing an old "lucky" jersey. +1 if it has a stain.
3. Once whatever free food is located, aquire it. Constantly ask about hot wings.
4. If there is limited seating, find the guy in the nicest suit, and sit (uncomfortably) close to him. Treat him, like an old friend from high school while eating as loudly as possible. Mention his wifes tits any chance you can.
5. Chug whatever booze you can get your hands on.
6. Loudly ask "where's the pisser!" ....if nobody answers say "ahhh **** it" and head for the nearest trash can.
7. Take a short nap in the corner before kickoff.
8. Lose your voice yelling during the game.

Buff
11-15-2016, 02:38 PM
Hey, **** you timmy and everyone else who has responded thus far.

MOtorboat
11-15-2016, 02:54 PM
Show up earlier?

BroncoJoe
11-15-2016, 02:54 PM
I don't think there's anything free on the club level unless you're in a suite. Not sure though.

Oh, and gfy for having club level seating. GEM is going to rip your balls off and shove them down your throat.

WTE
11-15-2016, 02:55 PM
Buff, are you aware a group of cows are currently stranded on a small block of grass in New Zealand following an earthquake and you are concerned what time to show up so you don't miss the prime rib?

9711

MOtorboat
11-15-2016, 02:56 PM
Buff, are you aware a group of cows are currently stranded on a small block of grass in New Zealand following an earthquake and you are concerned what time to show up so you don't miss the prime rib?

9711

Do you suppose they can get those cows off there so we can turn them into prime rib?

Buff
11-15-2016, 02:58 PM
Show up earlier?

Of course I could just show up earlier - but I'm trying to discern if there is like a prime rib dinner that people show up early for - or if anyone here has ever taken part in it. I don't want to show up 3 hours early just to belly up to the bar when I could do that somewhere else and not pay $15 a drink.

I regret making this thread so much.

Buff
11-15-2016, 02:58 PM
Buff, are you aware a group of cows are currently stranded on a small block of grass in New Zealand following an earthquake and you are concerned what time to show up so you don't miss the prime rib?

9711

No I saw today that the cows are ok - so I figured it was clear.

MOtorboat
11-15-2016, 03:01 PM
Of course I could just show up earlier - but I'm trying to discern if there is like a prime rib dinner that people show up early for - or if anyone here has ever taken part in it. I don't want to show up 3 hours early just to belly up to the bar when I could do that somewhere else and not pay $15 a drink.

I regret making this thread so much.

Sounds like a dilemma.

BroncoJoe
11-15-2016, 03:01 PM
Of course I could just show up earlier - but I'm trying to discern if there is like a prime rib dinner that people show up early for - or if anyone here has ever taken part in it. I don't want to show up 3 hours early just to belly up to the bar when I could do that somewhere else and not pay $15 a drink.

I regret making this thread so much.

I think it's fantastic.

Buff
11-15-2016, 03:02 PM
Sounds like a dilemma.

Stop posting in this thread.

MOtorboat
11-15-2016, 03:05 PM
Stop posting in this thread.

Why? I'm here to help.

BroncoWave
11-15-2016, 03:05 PM
This is an A+ thread, thank you for starting it Buff!

BroncoJoe
11-15-2016, 03:07 PM
I'm a bit disappointed Buff hasn't replied to any of my posts.

SMH

Davii
11-15-2016, 03:26 PM
The club opens 3 hours before kickoff. None of that shit is free, even if you're a member. You pay for it. I'm sure you're not concerned about that as it's obvious you're an elitist!

Timmy!
11-15-2016, 03:26 PM
I stand by my advice.

BroncoWave
11-15-2016, 03:27 PM
The club opens 3 hours before kickoff. None of that shit is free, even if you're a member. You pay for it. I'm sure you're not concerned about that as it's obvious you're an elitist!

Way to kill his hopes and dreams.

Timmy!
11-15-2016, 03:30 PM
This whole thread was just Buff trying to get free prime rib.

Davii
11-15-2016, 03:31 PM
This whole thread was just Buff trying to get free prime rib.

He can afford club seats but not his own prime rib?! It's like Soros being on Medicare!

turftoad
11-15-2016, 03:54 PM
This whole thread was just Buff trying to get free prime rib.

I've been out for many games. Buff has snubbed me every time. Shit, had I known if I bought him Prime Rib he would have met up with me I would have done so.

tubby
11-15-2016, 04:10 PM
While this thread is incredibly embarrassing, I will try to be helpful. I sat there once years ago. Pretty sure you have to pay for everything. Nothing is free.

Now, punch yourself in the face.

BroncoJoe
11-15-2016, 04:18 PM
Typical liberal. Wanting everything for free.

:couch:

underrated29
11-15-2016, 04:22 PM
I've been out for many games. Buff has snubbed me every time. Shit, had I known if I bought him Prime Rib he would have met up with me I would have done so.


I still dont believe he exists. So many times he was supposed to meet up but didnt.

MOtorboat
11-15-2016, 04:25 PM
I still dont believe he exists. So many times he was supposed to meet up but didnt.

Wait. Have you never met Buff?

Pudge
11-15-2016, 04:30 PM
I still dont believe he exists. So many times he was supposed to meet up but didnt.

He's a flaky ****, but I've managed to meat him three times

Sent from my SM-G928V using Forum Runner

slim
11-15-2016, 05:21 PM
Buff, stick to the nose bleeds, if you have to ask your not ready for club level.

underrated29
11-15-2016, 05:26 PM
Wait. Have you never met Buff?

Nope. Never. Hes not a real person

GEM
11-15-2016, 05:29 PM
I don't think there's anything free on the club level unless you're in a suite. Not sure though.

Oh, and gfy for having club level seating. GEM is going to rip your balls off and shove them down your throat.

I can't rip off something he already lost. Duh!

tubby
11-16-2016, 11:39 AM
Buff did you call em?

Buff
11-16-2016, 11:43 AM
Buff did you call em?

**** off. All of you.

turftoad
11-16-2016, 11:47 AM
**** off. All of you.

Hey now!
If I was there I'd buy you a Prime Rib sandwich before the game. End of story.

Valar Morghulis
11-16-2016, 11:48 AM
**** off. All of you.

Buff, how regularly are you able to acquire these tickets?

Ps, I have not mocked you, nor will I, pending the reply to my question of course

Buff
11-16-2016, 12:45 PM
Buff, how regularly are you able to acquire these tickets?

Ps, I have not mocked you, nor will I, pending the reply to my question of course

These particular tickets my dad has been able to secure through his credit card rewards program for the last couple years. You may recall my photo with Bob Kraft last year in these seats.

Valar Morghulis
11-16-2016, 12:50 PM
These particular tickets my dad has been able to secure through his credit card rewards program for the last couple years. You may recall my photo with Bob Kraft last year in these seats.

I do. I remember it well.

I do not think your answer will benefit me in the future, so i am now going to join in with the mocking of this tragic thread.

WTE
11-16-2016, 01:15 PM
These particular tickets my dad has been able to secure through his credit card rewards program for the last couple years. You may recall my photo with Bob Kraft last year in these seats.

I don't recall that. I was serving my punishment. Can I see it?

slim
11-16-2016, 01:17 PM
Buff, don't be like this.

I want to know what the folks at MH say when you call and ask them if they give out free prime rib on Sundays.

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
11-16-2016, 11:04 PM
Buff-

I'm reserving my judgment until I know what temperature you have your prime rib at, and do you use au jus?

MOtorboat
11-16-2016, 11:48 PM
Buff-

I'm reserving my judgment until I know what temperature you have your prime rib at, and do you use au jus?

He doesn't have any prime rib. That's the whole point of the thread.

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
11-17-2016, 12:59 AM
He doesn't have any prime rib. That's the whole point of the thread.

Ah, so it is.

olathebroncofan
11-17-2016, 01:26 AM
I was looking at similar tickets for the fam. I came across some VIP tickets where i think we could sit club level, and with autograph opportunities with former broncos players. The meal was included in the tickets.

Maybe check to make sure. I didnt get the tickets because i couldnt tell exactly where i was sitting. So we got tickets in section 107.

BigDaddyBronco
11-17-2016, 07:58 AM
Buff do you think they'll give you one of those nice cloth napkins with your prime rib?

"Mr. Buffalo, so nice to see you again."

Davii
11-17-2016, 08:30 AM
Buff do you think they'll give you one of those nice cloth napkins with your prime rib?

"Mr. Buffalo, so nice to see you again."

How crazy! That's exactly what the girls at the strip club say when he walks in.

Simple Jaded
11-18-2016, 05:19 PM
I was looking at similar tickets for the fam. I came across some VIP tickets where i think we could sit club level, and with autograph opportunities with former broncos players. The meal was included in the tickets.

Maybe check to make sure. I didnt get the tickets because i couldnt tell exactly where i was sitting. So we got tickets in section 107.

They probably don't tell ya where the seats are because nobody in the Club Level actually uses their seats, they're all up in the club getting a ****ing massage. Just what everybody goes to a football game for, to unwind.

Tned
11-18-2016, 07:34 PM
Dudes - I've got a question for anyone who has sat club level at Sports Authority before:

My dad and I went to the Pats game last year in these same club seats that we have for the upcoming Chiefs game - we showed up about 90 minutes beforehand - and felt like we were late. Club level was already hopping and it looked like most of the people had arrived an hour or two earlier and were mid-meal in some sort of prime rib offering. All of the good indoor table seating had long since been snatched up.

So my question is - do you know if there is like a formal meal that's offered in club level before games? Is that for members only? Or do people just arrive early to take advantage of the good food options? I think we can get there 3 hours beforehand - but I don't want to show up and then find out that we're not members and only have access to the hot dog stand or something.

I just want to be sure we're taking full advantage!

Aren't you glad you posted that you were going to a game in the Club level?

WTE
11-19-2016, 01:53 PM
Buff, don't eat too much today. Try to save your appetite for all that free prime rib tomorrow.

BroncoWave
11-19-2016, 02:03 PM
Buff, don't eat too much today. Try to save your appetite for all that free prime rib tomorrow.

Buff will be searching a long time for that prime rib if he shows up at the stadium tomorrow. :lol:

WTE
11-19-2016, 02:22 PM
Buff will be searching a long time for that prime rib if he shows up at the stadium tomorrow. :lol:

Oh yeah, you homos have a bye, right?

Buff
11-21-2016, 11:27 AM
Aren't you glad you posted that you were going to a game in the Club level?

- I've been to club level before and didn't need to start a thread to brag - I was hoping someone might be able to offer up some advice to help me out.

WTE
11-21-2016, 12:09 PM
- I've been to club level before and didn't need to start a thread to brag - I was hoping someone might be able to offer up some advice to help me out.

Did you see all those empty Club Level seats in KC when they were only down by 9 with 4 minutes to go? Bunch of frontrunners!

BroncoJoe
11-21-2016, 12:11 PM
Buff is angry.

Buff, the Buffs are ranked in the top 10. You should be feeling elated!

Buff
11-21-2016, 12:12 PM
Buff is angry.

Buff, the Buffs are ranked in the top 10. You should be feeling elated!

I was having a great day until I logged in here.

BroncoJoe
11-21-2016, 12:14 PM
I was having a great day until I logged in here.

Delete your account. It was nice knowing you.

WTE
11-21-2016, 12:19 PM
Buff, don't go all Thnkker on us. Also, open marriages don't work.

tubby
11-21-2016, 03:28 PM
Dent off the top turnbuckle!


Good stuff, thanks guys!

Tned
11-21-2016, 04:07 PM
- I've been to club level before and didn't need to start a thread to brag - I was hoping someone might be able to offer up some advice to help me out.

I didn't say you were bragging, I was just making light of all the ribbing you are getting.

NightTrainLayne
11-21-2016, 04:22 PM
This ain't the P&R forum guys.

Timmy!
11-21-2016, 04:32 PM
Wtf. I have a rider and come back and ntl has gone full mod in here.

BroncoJoe
11-21-2016, 04:37 PM
Wtf. I have a rider and come back and ntl has gone full mod in here.

He's out of control. Or in control.

Whatever.

Timmy!
11-21-2016, 04:38 PM
He's out of control.

Did Buff make fun of Jeebus or something?

Tned
11-21-2016, 04:39 PM
Did Buff make fun of Jeebus or something?

Apparently I intruded on his safe space.

Timmy!
11-21-2016, 04:41 PM
Dent with a chair shot!

slim
11-21-2016, 06:20 PM
Delete your account. It was nice knowing you.

It wasn't that nice.

slim
11-21-2016, 06:22 PM
Wtf. I have a rider and come back and ntl has gone full mod in here.

He is such a control freak.

Buff
11-27-2016, 07:26 PM
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Davii
11-27-2016, 07:46 PM
9809
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Looks good! How much was it?

Buff
11-30-2016, 10:55 AM
Looks good! How much was it?

As a service to my Broncos brethren I'm happy to provide this valuable information:

They have several gourmet food stations set up in club level - there were 4 entree offerings plus a dessert stand. You go to the bar and buy food tokens than you can then exchange for gourmet food. The food tokens are $14 and the dessert are $6 or you can get the combo for $17.

The seating is filled up by about 2 hours until kickoff - so you really have to get there in the 2-3 hours beforehand window. But it's highly recommended - we sat there and watched the end of the late games and our waitress was great.

tubby
11-30-2016, 11:18 AM
I really wish you would have stopped by the tailgate buff. I had Titos.

Buff
11-30-2016, 11:52 AM
I really wish you would have stopped by the tailgate buff. I had Titos.

Ah man - sorry to have missed it. I wasn't sure whether the miss'ess had called off all the festivities once the game got flexed.

Tned
11-30-2016, 02:17 PM
As a service to my Broncos brethren I'm happy to provide this valuable information:

They have several gourmet food stations set up in club level - there were 4 entree offerings plus a dessert stand. You go to the bar and buy food tokens than you can then exchange for gourmet food. The food tokens are $14 and the dessert are $6 or you can get the combo for $17.

The seating is filled up by about 2 hours until kickoff - so you really have to get there in the 2-3 hours beforehand window. But it's highly recommended - we sat there and watched the end of the late games and our waitress was great.

Forget the gourmet food, the build your own, over-stuffed burritos covered in green chile are the bomb!

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
11-30-2016, 02:19 PM
I could eat prime rib every day.

Tned
11-30-2016, 02:26 PM
I could eat prime rib every day.

I hate steak

Timmy!
11-30-2016, 03:55 PM
I feel buffs lackluster performance in this thread likely cost us the game.

Tned
11-30-2016, 03:58 PM
I feel buffs lackluster performance in this thread likely cost us the game.

We were all punished because he called me a ____ face for no reason. :sad:

Valar Morghulis
11-30-2016, 04:10 PM
We were all punished because he called me a ____ face for no reason. :sad:
I hate buff

Buff
11-30-2016, 04:20 PM
I feel buffs lackluster performance in this thread likely cost us the game.

If I am the Jordan Norwood of this thread you are all Ty Sambrailo. How about a little accountability?

BigDaddyBronco
11-30-2016, 04:58 PM
Buff did you ask for some Grey Poupon?

Davii
11-30-2016, 05:13 PM
If I am the Jordan Norwood of this thread you are all Ty Sambrailo. How about a little accountability?

I think you're more the Trevor Siemean of this thread. A decent performance, almost good enough to be described as "solid", but you came off aloof and lost in the beginning so you probably won't be able to win enough people back into your corner. Sorry Buff, but once we pick the Lynch of this thread your days are likely numbered here. Maybe you can pull an Osweiler in free agency.

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
12-01-2016, 08:26 PM
I hate steak

Let's pretend this conversation didn't happen.

pnbronco
08-21-2017, 02:00 PM
I still dont believe he exists. So many times he was supposed to meet up but didnt.

Oh he does....he's always showed up when I asked....:lol:

pnbronco
08-21-2017, 02:05 PM
If I am the Jordan Norwood of this thread you are all Ty Sambrailo. How about a little accountability?

Hey dude watch it.... We are just trying to help you out, but really it's the Stadium, nothing is free. You have to make friends before the game to tail gate and bring something. I can tell you have never had Dogs cooking...it's to die for and will put anything the Stadium has to shame for 10 to 20 X's more. UR remember when we had fun tailgating with Dog and coach Fox waves at us???

But on a good note....I'm back...happy for the season to start with my old hope alive and well again...:D

Buff
08-21-2017, 02:11 PM
Christ - you know your karma has bottomed out when pola is digging up old threads to troll you.

Tned
08-21-2017, 02:12 PM
Christ - you know your karma has bottomed out when pola is digging up old threads to troll you.

Yea, ain't it great! :D

BroncoWave
08-21-2017, 02:24 PM
Oh man this thread was gold. Thank you pola! :lol:

slim
08-21-2017, 02:37 PM
Does anyone know where I can get some free prime rib?

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
08-21-2017, 08:25 PM
Does anyone know where I can get some free prime rib?

There's bound to be some road kill around. Keep your eyes open.

Poet
08-21-2017, 08:53 PM
This thread made me like Buff even more.

turftoad
08-21-2017, 10:48 PM
Yep. Buff thought he was gonna be pretty fancy!

Poet
08-21-2017, 11:17 PM
Yep. Buff thought he was gonna be pretty fancy!

No one can withstand as much hate as Buff. He's the champ!

pnbronco
08-23-2017, 04:23 PM
Christ - you know your karma has bottomed out when pola is digging up old threads to troll you.

I am not a troll....just a happy Bronco fan....:lol:

Davii
08-24-2017, 08:34 AM
Speaking of club level, I just got an email from a guy that works in the ticket office for the Saints and Pelicans, he has a distribution list of military folks and he keep us informed of military discounts, etc... Anyhow, he just sent me the numbers for the tickets they got back and are now offering for military discount. Club level seats in the Dome for any Saints game this year (except the Pats) are 80$ for military. The pats are $150. I might see a couple Saints games this year.

Tned
08-24-2017, 08:43 AM
Speaking of club level, I just got an email from a guy that works in the ticket office for the Saints and Pelicans, he has a distribution list of military folks and he keep us informed of military discounts, etc... Anyhow, he just sent me the numbers for the tickets they got back and are now offering for military discount. Club level seats in the Dome for any Saints game this year (except the Pats) are 80$ for military. The pats are $150. I might see a couple Saints games this year.

Considering price of regular Broncos seats (not sure list price on Club, have only looked at resale prices), those seem like great prices.

Davii
08-24-2017, 09:16 AM
Considering price of regular Broncos seats (not sure list price on Club, have only looked at resale prices), those seem like great prices.

They are, it's less than list, and MUCH less than resale.

I wonder if I'll get free roast beef po'boys...

BroncoWave
08-24-2017, 09:22 AM
They are, it's less than list, and MUCH less than resale.

I wonder if I'll get free roast beef po'boys...

What do you think the odds are Buff has no idea what a po'boy is?

Davii
08-24-2017, 09:28 AM
What do you think the odds are Buff has no idea what a po'boy is?

Probably pretty low. You and I have discussed them on here and he's got a good memory, he's pretty well travelled as well. Although, I'm sure with how poorly he speaks of southerners he probably avoids the south like a plague... Shame really, he's missing out on some great places and the best food the world has to offer.

Tned
08-24-2017, 12:16 PM
What do you think the odds are Buff has no idea what a po'boy is?

I'm going to go with near zero. He'll think it's someone that's a good cause that needs to be helped with charity.

Tned
08-24-2017, 12:17 PM
Probably pretty low. You and I have discussed them on here and he's got a good memory, he's pretty well travelled as well. Although, I'm sure with how poorly he speaks of southerners he probably avoids the south like a plague... Shame really, he's missing out on some great places and the best food the world has to offer.

They do them a bit different in Texas/Ark, based on what I saw in my one trip to NOLA, but same concept.

Davii
08-24-2017, 03:47 PM
They do them a bit different in Texas/Ark, based on what I saw in my one trip to NOLA, but same concept.

They're probably bigger in Texas and Arkansas... Well, everything is "different" in Arkansas. ;)

Poet
08-24-2017, 04:46 PM
Probably pretty low. You and I have discussed them on here and he's got a good memory, he's pretty well travelled as well. Although, I'm sure with how poorly he speaks of southerners he probably avoids the south like a plague... Shame really, he's missing out on some great places and the best food the world has to offer.

You're the only good thing in the South.

BroncoWave
08-24-2017, 04:52 PM
You're the only good thing in the South.

:( ...

Poet
08-24-2017, 04:55 PM
:( ...

You're a Yankee now, boy!

BroncoWave
08-24-2017, 05:30 PM
You're a Yankee now, boy!

Nooooooooooooooo!!!!

FanInAZ
08-24-2017, 06:53 PM
You're a Yankee now, boy!


Nooooooooooooooo!!!!

King, stop Yankeeing Wave's chain :drum:

Poet
08-24-2017, 07:40 PM
Nooooooooooooooo!!!!

I'm a carpetbagger.

slim
08-24-2017, 08:37 PM
I heard an echo today

Poet
08-24-2017, 09:22 PM
I heard an echo today

Hello...it's me.

slim
08-24-2017, 10:32 PM
I could really use some free prime rib right now.

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
08-24-2017, 10:34 PM
I could really use some free prime rib right now.

I was just thinking the same thing.

slim
08-24-2017, 10:37 PM
I was just thinking the same thing.

Maybe some day there will be free prime rib for everyone.

#king2020

Poet
08-24-2017, 10:46 PM
Maybe some day there will be free prime rib for everyone.

#king2020

We'll make the Raiders pay for it!

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
08-25-2017, 09:12 AM
We'll make the Raiders pay for it!

#primeribrevolution