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Al Wilson 4 Mayor
03-15-2016, 03:42 PM
Name what you love about the FA period of 2016, and what makes you chainsaw mad!

Lancane
03-15-2016, 03:43 PM
Love the addition of Sanchez hate the idea of RGIII or Kaepernick, all the rest I expected.

BroncoJoe
03-15-2016, 03:45 PM
Don't love or hate anything other than it's the offseason. I hate that.

ShaneFalco
03-15-2016, 04:08 PM
i might have been wrong. This thread title could go well.

artie_dale
03-15-2016, 04:11 PM
Yeah, BOO OFF SEASON!

I never expected the Sanchez acquisition, but I like it a lot. I'm with Lancane in that I'd be perfectly content if Sanchez was our starter.

I also like that Brock went elsewhere (wasn't sold on him as our QB... for a big price). The rest of the moves were kind of expected. I know it'd be impossible to salvage the majority of our FAs.

Looking forward to the draft.

GEM
03-15-2016, 04:15 PM
Pro:
Not overpaying for talent
Keeping CJ
Finally having a Dline worthy of some other teams pillaging it.

Cons:
Who the **** is going to throw the ball? Don't say Sanchez...don't say it!
Bruton...******* stings
Danny Boy....I'll miss his tackling.
5 more ******* months of this shit.

Who Cares?
Brock

NightTerror218
03-15-2016, 04:21 PM
Pro:
Not overpaying for talent
Keeping CJ
Finally having a Dline worthy of some other teams pillaging it.

Cons:
Who the **** is going to throw the ball? Don't say Sanchez...don't say it!
Bruton...******* stings
Danny Boy....I'll miss his tackling.
5 more ******* months of this shit.

Who Cares?
Brock

Not down with the dirty sanchez?

BroncoJoe
03-15-2016, 04:26 PM
Pro:
Not overpaying for talent
Keeping CJ
Finally having a Dline worthy of some other teams pillaging it.

Cons:
Who the **** is going to throw the ball? Don't say Sanchez...don't say it!
Bruton...******* stings
Danny Boy....I'll miss his tackling.
5 more ******* months of this shit.

Who Cares?
Brock

Sanchez. :D

GEM, I thought your heart would be a-flutter about him.

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16900000/Mark-Sanchez-mark-sanchez-16974295-435-580.jpg

DenBronx
03-15-2016, 04:33 PM
We don't have the money guys. Lol

When teams win SBs evvvvvverybody wants that paper. Build through the draft and sign bargain FAs, that is a winning formula.

GEM
03-15-2016, 04:42 PM
Not down with the dirty sanchez?

:laugh: No!

GEM
03-15-2016, 04:43 PM
Sanchez. :D

GEM, I thought your heart would be a-flutter about him.

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/16900000/Mark-Sanchez-mark-sanchez-16974295-435-580.jpg

Hell no...he belongs at some gay club. I don't find him attractive at all. You could play connect the moles on that face.

Now Brady Quinn.....:drool: He was a good looking Broncos Qb...too bad he sucked monkey balls.

ShaneFalco
03-15-2016, 04:47 PM
Hell no...he belongs at some gay club. I don't find him attractive at all. You could play connect the moles on that face.

Now Brady Quinn.....:drool: He was a good looking Broncos Qb...too bad he sucked monkey balls.

he is like the typical sleazy greaseball from New Jersey.

I bet he has aids.

LTC Pain
03-15-2016, 04:54 PM
I hate seeing my team lose players in FA, putting on my "Armchair GM" hat to see how I think those needs will be filled at the draft, and never being close to right on draft day(s).

I love how some posters go spastic like the sky is falling during the FA period because of player losses/lack of signings knowing that the Broncos are never as bad as said-posters rant and rave about how we stink.

Lancane
03-15-2016, 06:03 PM
he is like the typical sleazy greaseball from New Jersey.

I bet he has aids.

Dumbest F'n comment and offensive.

ShaneFalco
03-15-2016, 06:06 PM
best comment ever, and victorious.

artie_dale
03-15-2016, 06:07 PM
Man, if I was a gay Broncos fan, my faith in the community members of this forum would be damaged.

ShaneFalco
03-15-2016, 06:07 PM
did somebody mention faith?

:D

ShaneFalco
03-15-2016, 06:09 PM
Man, if I was a gay Broncos fan, my faith in the community members of this forum would be damaged.

if they can take a dick, they can take a joke.

ShaneFalco
03-15-2016, 06:09 PM
i feel like i just caught on fire in NBA jam


Did i just cross the line? Habitual line stepper.....

Lancane
03-15-2016, 06:10 PM
if they can take a dick, they can take a joke.

Like Tebow being a quarterback...best joke ever.

ShaneFalco
03-15-2016, 06:13 PM
Like Tebow being a quarterbsck...best joke ever.

:laser:

TXBRONC
03-15-2016, 08:43 PM
Pro:
Not overpaying for talent
Keeping CJ
Finally having a Dline worthy of some other teams pillaging it.

Cons:
Who the **** is going to throw the ball? Don't say Sanchez...don't say it!
Bruton...******* stings
Danny Boy....I'll miss his tackling.
5 more ******* months of this shit.

Who Cares?
Brock

The dirty Sanchez is going to sweep the nation GEM.

TXBRONC
03-15-2016, 08:45 PM
:laugh: No!

If you can warm up to Moreno you can warm to anyone.

NightTerror218
03-15-2016, 10:35 PM
If you can warm up to Moreno you can warm to anyone.

But that took a bad ass army crawl and an epic cry

ShaneFalco
03-15-2016, 10:55 PM
what is moreno doing these days, he only 28. Did he retire after injury?

GEM
03-15-2016, 11:33 PM
If you can warm up to Moreno you can warm to anyone.

I did love that Army crawl like a fat kid lives cake!

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
03-16-2016, 12:14 AM
I miss Moreno. He'll always have a special place in my heart after he signed my kids hat