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CrazyHorse
02-03-2016, 10:45 PM
This is going to be just like the Seahawks Super Bowl a couple years ago.;)

DenBronx
02-03-2016, 10:46 PM
Annnnnd here we go.


55-10 got Carolina winning. Broncos shouldn't have even got on the plane.

BroncoWave
02-03-2016, 10:53 PM
Pssh, we'll be lucky if it's only as bad as 2 years ago!

Davii
02-03-2016, 10:59 PM
Cam is going to kill us by himself on offense AND defense. I might just stay up all night Saturday so I can sleep through the game and spare myself the pain

chazoe60
02-03-2016, 11:03 PM
I really wish the Pats would have beat us. Cam is gonna be superman to our Clark Kent. We suck.

Nomad
02-03-2016, 11:06 PM
I'm gonna regret not going shopping with the wife.

Joel
02-03-2016, 11:13 PM
Panthers 74 Broncos -1 We should just quietly fly home now in the middle of the night; losing 1-0 beats the beatdown we'll get playing.

BORDERLINE
02-03-2016, 11:44 PM
Carolina forces a safety and kick a field goal before the half. Our defense gets no help and we lose 5-0

LOL

BroncoTech
02-03-2016, 11:47 PM
I can see the snap sailing high over Peyton's head now. That game served to get us prepared for the beating that's yet to come. I think all they have to do is play Cam on offense and defense and sit all the other players, and they still beat us by 50 or 60. Just our luck, but it's gonna be bad.
PS
I'm thinking the score will be Panthers 66 Broncos 6, that's how bad it is.

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
02-04-2016, 12:23 AM
I'm gonna regret not going shopping with the wife.
Hey!! Take it easy....

Let's not get facetious here.

Edmonton Bronco Fan
02-04-2016, 01:25 AM
I thought we already forfeited the game to save face and Sunday is only happening to award the Panthers the Lombardi Trophy.

Joel
02-04-2016, 02:47 AM
I thought we already forfeited the game to save face and Sunday is only happening to award the Panthers the Lombardi Trophy.
I'm telling you, 1-0 forfeit: It's our most dignified option.

Northman
02-04-2016, 06:33 AM
MO didnt start this thread so now we are ******. Thanks Crazy.

SR
02-04-2016, 07:14 AM
This is going to be just like the Seahawks Super Bowl a couple years ago.;)

What the **** do you think you're doing??

Nomad
02-04-2016, 08:45 AM
Crazy did start the "Patriots is gonna kill us and Packers is gonna kill us" threads. Perhaps he should change his title to this thread;)

weazel
02-04-2016, 10:34 AM
They're so inept they probably won't even make it on the field, they'll tie each others laces together or something.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

WJK
02-04-2016, 11:19 AM
Cam will dab on Peyton's grave after a Luke Keuchly sack literally splits him in half.

The Glue Factory
02-04-2016, 11:22 AM
This year's Broncos just couldn't let well enough alone and had to up past Broncos blow-outs by securing EVERY SB record in the books. Tragically, this leads to what becomes known forevermore as "The Perfect Game."

It all starts at the coin toss and Denver should have left at that point. Carolina wins and defers their kick off. Before the clock ticks 14:59 the Panthers are up 6-0 and puts the boot to the Broncos neck by increasing the score by 2. They end the game 96-0 having scored 12 TDs and converting ALL 2 pt opportunities. The ONLY good thing Denver can look at is the vaunted defense held the Carolina offense to only 4 TDs.

During the off-season the Broncos push for a mercy rule to prevent such humiliating defeats in the future. Unfortunately, the other owners don't feel the Broncos pain as the idea crashes and burns just like the Broncos in the SB.

BroncoNut
02-04-2016, 11:24 AM
I'm still gonna watch the game. We'll lose, I'm just pulling for the broncos to play a good game.

BroncoNut
02-04-2016, 11:27 AM
I got hammered last night and was talking shit on a panther website.

BroncoTech
02-05-2016, 12:59 AM
Are you guys in Denver going to meet the bodies when they send them back?

sneakers
02-05-2016, 04:19 AM
Pretty much knew this was going to happen, and was cheering like mad for the Cardinals

DenBronx
02-05-2016, 06:02 AM
I got hammered last night and was talking shit on a panther website.


Nooo you don't say? Not you. You would never do such a thing.

DenBronx
02-05-2016, 06:03 AM
MO didnt start this thread so now we are ******. Thanks Crazy.


Lay off!! He's been wrong multiple times against big teams!!

Grover
02-05-2016, 12:07 PM
Peyton left his ortho shoes at home and won't even be able to take the field.

BroncoBuckeye73
02-05-2016, 01:01 PM
Right after we kick off to Carolina a localized earthquake opens a hole under our entire defense and special teams swallowing them into the earth. With only our offense to play both ways and unable to kick or punt we quickly find ourselves down 21 to zip in the first 5 minutes. Manning becomes the first player to throw and catch an interception from his qb/ilb role he is forced to play. In the last minutes of the game Von finally digs himself out of the chasm the d was sucked into and sacks Derek Anderson from behind stripping the ball and scoring a td, only to have the play nullified for 12 men on the field. Carolina wins 229 to zero in the most lopsided score in football history.

Cugel
02-05-2016, 03:13 PM
Cam Newton is going to score 21 points playing defense. He's going to sack Peyton Manning 5 times and intercept 3 passes which he will return for TDs. He will also score 21 points all by himself while the Carolina offense takes a nap under the stands.

Locnar
02-06-2016, 12:36 AM
Cam's going to put his junk on Vons face

EastCoastBronco
02-06-2016, 03:21 PM
I'm not going to watch this inevitable trainwreck.
I'm going to PVR it so that I can fast forward the game and watch the commercials.

weazel
02-08-2016, 10:55 AM
I still think we have a chance

Joel
02-08-2016, 11:09 AM
I still think we can lose this. ;)