2015 NFL Playoffs Thread

[Northman]

Who you guys/gals got? I see today going down like this,

Chiefs- 35
Texans- 13

I hope the Texans win but i just dont see it happening. I think both are very beatable but the Texans are in a horrible division and are really just getting in by default. Chiefs are better and it will show in this game but i think the Chiefs call it a day in the next round.


Steelers- 24
Bengals- 20


No Dalton is going to hurt a lot today and i think Big Ben will have his way with that defense. The key point will be the Steeler Oline but if Ben gets time he shouldnt have any trouble tonight.

[BroncoWave]

I'm going with KC and Cincy today. Big Ben has not been nearly as good on the road as at home this year, and not having Deangelo will hurt. I kinda think people are blowing way too much smoke up Pitt's ass and overrating them a bit.

[Poet]

Pittsburgh 63 Cincinnati 7

Chiefs 24 Texans 12

[olathebroncofan]

I was hoping that Clowney was going to play today. It would be tough for them to beat KC with him, but without him opposite watt, it will be a bigger challenge. Hoping hoyer channels his inner Brady and has a career game.

Chiefs 28 Texans 13

Toss up for the late game. We don't know that much about McCarron on the big stage. People keep talking about his days at Bama, but I don't think that guy is showing up today.

Ben is missing a running back, and to me, the fact they keep talking up this new guy sounds like they are trying to get him motivated, and some confidence. Maybe Cincy will just play the pass more until they find out what is going on with pita running game.

Steelers win by 3. You pick the score.

[Timmy!]

I got the chiefs and Bengals. I'd like to see Houston win.

[Nomad]

I'll go with the underdogs today.....Texans and Bengals win. Tomorrow......Seahawks and Packers win.

It really doesn't matter......BRONCOS gonna beat their next 3 opponents anyway. :D :defense:

[Nomad]

I'm anxious to watch JJ Watt smother Alex Smith.

[MOtorboat]

Chiefs, Bengals, Seahawks, Packers

[Poet]

Chiefs, Bengals, Seahawks, Packers

Mo, talk me through we how we win.

[MOtorboat]

Mo, talk me through we how we win.

You score more points than the Steelers.

[Nomad]

Mo, talk me through we how we win.

By scoring more points than the Steelers :D

[Nomad]

You score more points than the Steelers.

You're fast in responding. :lol:

[olathebroncofan]

Well that was quick.

[Poet]

I hate you both.

Knile Davis just gave dick.

[Nomad]

Texans spotting the Chiefs 7 points before the Chiefs beatdown.

[BroncoWave]

Man, I turn the game on 11 seconds too late and there is already a score.

[Nomad]

JJ Watt time.

[olathebroncofan]

If the Chiefs March down the field to go up 14, might as well go shopping and wait fir the late game.

[MOtorboat]

I hate you both.

Knile Davis just gave dick.

Get a turnover or two on defense. A.J. McCarron doesn't look like a deer in headlights. It's virtually impossible to beat a team in their stadium twice in one season.

[MOtorboat]

If the Chiefs March down the field to go up 14, might as well go shopping and wait fir the late game.

Until they give up a 24 point lead in the second half.

#1993

[Nomad]

If the Chiefs March down the field to go up 14, might as well go shopping and wait fir the late game.

You'd miss the Houston comeback :D.

[olathebroncofan]

There we go

[Poet]

The Texans cannot overcome a two score deficit. I think it's in the Bible.

[MOtorboat]

Mercilus is a great last name for a defender.

[olathebroncofan]

Ok. I can stay and watch the game now.

[Nomad]

You're in the playoffs, give a little more effort in catching the ball.

[olathebroncofan]

The Texans cannot overcome a two score deficit. I think it's in the Bible.

Chapter and verse please.

[Nomad]

Is Kubiak still coaching the Texans?

[olathebroncofan]

He threw it RIGHT to him.

[Nomad]

I guess I see why the Texans are sticking to the run. :lol:

[Poet]

Texans deserve nothing.

[Poet]

Chapter and verse please.

Chapter: fourth - Verse: And Goal.

[olathebroncofan]

I take it anyway I can get it.

[Nomad]

Texans deserve nothing.

I just like JJ Watt. If Chiefs win, and when your Bengals win, the BRONCOS get to beat up on the Chiefs.

[olathebroncofan]

Hoyer will be in the zone on this drive. I can feel it

[Nomad]

Hoyer will be in the zone on this drive. I can feel it

Hopefully not chasing a Chief after a pick :D

[olathebroncofan]

Houston walking off.

[olathebroncofan]

Peter's is gonna be good for years to come.

[Poet]

If they double Hopkins the Texans are going to have a harder time on offense.

[olathebroncofan]

Hoyer has settled down. Looking better.

[BroncoWave]

LOL then that happened.

[olathebroncofan]

Ugh!!! You try to support someone then they let you down.

[Poet]

Hoyer should be benched. He's out of his element. He's overwhelmed. He's performing the self-styled-suicide.

[Nomad]

Good to see Blue (LSU product) playing again.....miss watching him play for the Tigers. Some tough yards for him today.

Hoyer is going to defeat the Texans by himself. :lol:

[Nomad]

Hoyer should be benched. He's out of his element. He's overwhelmed. He's performing the self-styled-suicide.

Who's the backup QB?

[Poet]

Who's the backup QB?

Yates?

[BroncoWave]

Who's the backup QB?

Brandon Weeden

[Nomad]

Yates?


Brandon Weeden

Not much of a selection :lol:

[Nomad]

Good stop by the Texan defense just to give up 3.

[Poet]

It makes me made that while Hoyer and Yates are closer to being bad than good, they both are successful against my team.

[BroncoWave]

It makes me made that while Hoyer and Yates are closer to being bad than good, they both are successful against my team.

Yates is injured. Pretty sure Weeden is their only other active QB today.

[Poet]

Yates is injured. Pretty sure Weeden is their only other active QB today.

Yates just threw another TD against the Bengals. Score just came in.


I think you're correct. Weeden was talking some smack to Jones after he led Houston to the playoffs.

[BroncoWave]

Hopkins is stupid good. Just throw it to him every play until KC stops it.

[Poet]

Hopkins is probably the third best WR in the game right now. After Brown and ODB I can't think of anyone better, other than maybe Julio.

[Nomad]

I believe the Texans would be winning this game, if their offense wasn't so inept.

[BroncoWave]

Until they give up a 24 point lead in the second half.

#1993

Andrew Luck ain't walking into that huddle for Houston. This one's over.

[Poet]

The Chiefs just decided that tackling is for chumps.

[Nomad]

Blue!

[Nomad]

Just keep running!

[Nomad]

Gee......Chiefs didn't see that play coming :lol:.

[Poet]

Hoyer has to be benched.

[BroncoWave]

Andrew Luck ain't walking into that huddle for Houston. This one's over.

Yep.

[Nomad]

shaking my head :tsk:

[Bronco4ever]

Just run that damn ball up the gut you idiots!

[Nomad]

Just run that damn ball up the gut you idiots!

They should of used Watts as a fullback, and let Blue run it in.

[olathebroncofan]

I can't believe what I just saw. Weeden is about to pull a manning soon.

[Poet]

Yep.

They drove, they had a beautiful drive, and then Hoyer failed.

[Nomad]

No catch!! I'll be shocked if it is called one.

[olathebroncofan]

Texans defense is holding up. Hoyer is just on the Chief's payroll.

[CrazyHorse]

Looks like the Chiefs are going to win their first playoff game in over 20 years. Maybe they can take out the Patriots for us too.

[Nomad]

Texans will win this, and rip the hearts out of the Chiefs....it'll be great! :D

[Nomad]

If Hoyer effs up here, you think a QB change after halftime?

[Bronco4ever]

Brian Hoyer needs to redeem himself this drive with a touchdown.

[Nomad]

Brian Hoyer needs to redeem himself this drive with a touchdown.

When you think he is going to, and start having faith in him, he proves himself to be a screw up.

Just like that :tsk:

[Bronco4ever]

Brian Hoyer needs to redeem himself this drive with a touchdown.

Or you know, throw another pick.

[olathebroncofan]

I have no words right now.

[BroncoWave]

Hey Mo, if Brock was terrible last week, then what do you call this performance?

[AgentOrange]

Brian Hoyer needs to redeem himself this drive with a touchdown.

Apparently he didn't hear you. Jeebus.

[Poet]

Hoyer is pulling an old school Andy Dalton...

[olathebroncofan]

The fans need to start chanting for weeden

[Nomad]

Hey Mo, if Brock was terrible last week, then what do you call this performance?

Chiefs MVP :D

[olathebroncofan]

He should be released at halftime.

[AgentOrange]

the fans need to start chanting for tebow
ftfy :D

[olathebroncofan]

the fans need to start chanting for tebow
ftfy :D

Ha...I'm cool with that.

[Poet]

Alright boys, do I start drinking before the game, at the start of the game, or at halftime?

[AgentOrange]

Alright boys, do I start drinking before the game, at the start of the game, or at halftime?

Yes

[Valar Morghulis]

Alright boys, do I start drinking before the game, at the start of the game, or at halftime?

Well I am drinking now

[Poet]

It's supposed to rain and get slick in Cincinnati. With a rookie QB and Jeremy Hill at RB, I don't feel good about it.

[AgentOrange]

It's supposed to rain and get slick in Cincinnati. With a rookie QB and Jeremy Hill at RB, I don't feel good about it.

Don't worry. Ms AO and I will be rooting for the Bengals tonight. I'm sure that will make all the difference.

[Poet]

Aren't you rooting for the Texans right now?

[Timmy!]

Alright boys, do I start drinking before the game, at the start of the game, or at halftime?

Before, but keep it subtle. I'd take my first shot/drink (assuming your drinking scotch) start of the 4th, figure that gives you time to get 2-4 down before kick, depending on how you feel

[AgentOrange]

Aren't you rooting for the Texans right now?

I didn't say what KIND of difference it would make.

[Poet]

I didn't say what KIND of difference it would make.

Root for the Steelers, please.

[Poet]

Before, but keep it subtle. I'd take my first shot/drink (assuming your drinking scotch) start of the 4th, figure that gives you time to get 2-4 down before kick, depending on how you feel

I decided to have one with my sandwich at the first quarter.

[olathebroncofan]

Alright boys, do I start drinking before the game, at the start of the game, or at halftime?

Start right before the Vikings game tomorrow.

[tomjonesrocks]

Local unknown brewery put on the first thing I've ever really liked from them - a crazy-hoppy 9.3 DIPA. Getting a growler fill right now. Probably will regret it - I generally like to stay below 8%.

[AgentOrange]

Start right before the Vikings game tomorrow.

And don't stop until after the Broncos game

[olathebroncofan]

Almost did it again.

[AgentOrange]

Hoyer has much suckage

[olathebroncofan]

Hoyer must have a completion incentive in his contract.

[Nomad]

Shocked the Texans are keeping Hoyer in. Weeden must not be worth replacing Hoyer.

[BroncoWave]

Hoyer must have a completion incentive in his contract.

Contract incentives for stats don't carry over into the playoffs.

[Northman]

Hover is terrible.

[tomjonesrocks]

Shocked the Texans are keeping Hoyer in. Weeden must not be worth replacing Hoyer.

Mallett is better than Weeden. But I don't see how you can just go down with the ship with Hoyer.

[olathebroncofan]

I think gase is coaching 3rd and 10 and you go with the wr screen.

[Nomad]

Mallett is better than Weeden. But I don't see how you can just go down with the ship with Hoyer.

Is Mallet a Texan? If so, I'd definitely go with him

[Valar Morghulis]

Is Mallet a Texan? If so, I'd definitely go with him

A raven

[Northman]

Is Mallet a Texan? If so, I'd definitely go with him

Mallet is a raven.

[SR]

Brandon Weeden is the backup.

[tomjonesrocks]

Is Mallet a Texan? If so, I'd definitely go with him

Was. They cut him midsession under cloudy circumstances.

[wayninja]

How did the texans manage to make the playoffs? There's literally a dozen better teams.

[BroncoWave]

How did the texans manage to make the playoffs? There's literally a dozen better teams.

Because of the NFL's archaic playoff system.

#ohshitijustwentthere

[wayninja]

I though IBM's Watson calculates who makes it?

Of course, I only read The Onion for news.

[Poet]

Because of the NFL's archaic playoff system.

#ohshitijustwentthere

Who didn't get in that deserved to be in more? .

[BroncoWave]

Who didn't get in that deserved to be in more? .

Record-wise, the Jets.

[Northman]

Texans are done.

[Poet]

Record-wise, the Jets.

Can we agree the record isn't always the most telling thing? Because they choked and lost to a pretty bad Buffalo team, and had they won they would have been in. Honestly those two teams are pretty comparable in talent and ability.

[Slick]

This game blows.

[olathebroncofan]

Losing Maclin will be huge

[Poet]

Texans are done.


I'm kind of enjoying it. Their fans always love to trash talk Cincinnati, and I feel for the Chiefs in the sense that they have gone forever without a playoff win.

[Northman]

Can we agree the record isn't always the most telling thing? Because they choked and lost to a pretty bad Buffalo team, and had they won they would have been in. Honestly those two teams are pretty comparable in talent and ability.


Jets are better than Houston but as you said all NY had to do was beat buffalo.

[Northman]

I'm kind of enjoying it. Their fans always love to trash talk Cincinnati, and I feel for the Chiefs in the sense that they have gone forever without a playoff win.

I hate the chiefs so I just can't feel you there.

[Poet]

Jets are better than Houston but as you said all NY had to do was beat buffalo.

Are they? I mean Fitzpatrick ended the game with a bunch of turnovers, just like Hoyer. The Jets have a better offense, but their best defensive player broke his leg. The AFCE is awful. The AFCS is even worse, but they both blow. To me it's six of one half-dozen of another.

[BroncoWave]

Can we agree the record isn't always the most telling thing? Because they choked and lost to a pretty bad Buffalo team, and had they won they would have been in. Honestly those two teams are pretty comparable in talent and ability.

NY would have won the AFC South easily this season. Wouldn't have even come down to them having to win the last game.

[Poet]

NY would have won the AFC South easily this season. Wouldn't have even come down to them having to win the last game.

I'm not sure they wouldn't have been swept by the Texans. The Texans are a better version of the Bills, and the Bills owned that ass.

[Valar Morghulis]

I was pleased the jets missed the play offs

Happily play any of the remaining teams, but the jets scared me.

[Northman]

Are they? I mean Fitzpatrick ended the game with a bunch of turnovers, just like Hoyer. The Jets have a better offense, but their best defensive player broke his leg. The AFCE is awful. The AFCS is even worse, but they both blow. To me it's six of one half-dozen of another.



Fitz had a bad game but overall he is better than hoyer. Jets have a better team overall so yea I think they are better.

[Poet]

They're chanting "Weeden!" Oh man.

[Poet]

Fitz had a bad game but overall he is better than hoyer. Jets have a better team overall so yea I think they are better.

19 TD's and seven Picks isn't bad. Fitzpatrick had 31 TD's and 15 INTs, but when he was a Texan last year he had similar numbers to Hoyer.

I think they're essentially the same guy, but Fitz had a career year with two stud WR's.

The Texans and the Jets are really similar to me.

[Nomad]

Looks like BRONCOS get to beat up on the Chiefs next Sunday. :)

I have the Bengals winning tonight.

What do the Texans have to lose....put in Weeden. Hell...put in Watts at QB

[Poet]

Joseph quit.

[chazoe60]

I'm kind of enjoying it. Their fans always love to trash talk Cincinnati, and I feel for the Chiefs in the sense that they have gone forever without a playoff win.

Chiefs fans are lower than pond scum, **** them.

[Poet]

Chiefs fans are lower than pond scum, **** them.

They are my brothers in football sadness.

[chazoe60]

They are my brothers in football sadness.

You deserve happiness, they do not.



Ben Affleck looks and sounds ridiculous as Batman.

[Poet]

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/01/best-worst-announcers-nfl-playoffs-ranked-al-michaels-joe-buck-phil-simms-jim-nantz-super-bowl-50

[wayninja]

They are my brothers in football sadness.

Don't mistake being sad for being pathetic.

[tomjonesrocks]

Well that's how you beat a team I guess. Denver can't win like this (comfortably, without mistakes).

Chiefs a more than formidable foe - a better team than last season's Colts quite easily.

[Poet]

You deserve happiness, they do not.



Ben Affleck looks and sounds ridiculous as Batman.

I cannot abandon my brothers. Look at my name, Chaz, LOOK AT MY NAME!

I really hope every batman from now on doesn't have a super deep voice. Bale as Batman I could get, it was a characteristic of HIS style. But this carryover shit will annoy me. The 'look' of this batman isn't too bad in my estimation.

[Northman]

Well that's how you beat a team I guess. Denver can't win like this (comfortably, without mistakes).

Chiefs a more than formidable foe - a better team than last season's Colts quite easily.

Houston is incredibly bad, Denver would of wiped the floor with them. And dont forget Denver came back to beat this team in KC and almost came back in Denver. KC is much better than Houston but its not like they cant be beat.

[wayninja]

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2016/01/best-worst-announcers-nfl-playoffs-ranked-al-michaels-joe-buck-phil-simms-jim-nantz-super-bowl-50

That list is ridiculous. Ian Eagle has the personality of chipped off piece of asphalt, and Collinsworth is so smug and the way his voice lilts in incredulity is like nails on a chalkboard to me.

Ridiculous.

[chazoe60]

This is the last game the Chiefs will win this season.

[tomjonesrocks]

Houston is incredibly bad, Denver would of wiped the floor with them. And dont forget Denver came back to beat this team in KC and almost came back in Denver. KC is much better than Houston but its not like they cant be beat.

Denver would have probably beaten Houston but not like this. We'd have fumbles, interceptions, penalties, probably a halftime deficit and win by 1 in OT.

I'm kind of admiring how KC is taking care of their business and it concerns me.

[wayninja]

Houston is incredibly bad, Denver would of wiped the floor with them. And dont forget Denver came back to beat this team in KC and almost came back in Denver. KC is much better than Houston but its not like they cant be beat.

That win against Denver was basically a turning point in their season, and they've been on fire ever since. These chiefs are better than the 2 times we've seen them.

[Northman]

That win against Denver was basically a turning point in their season, and they've been on fire ever since. These chiefs are better than the 2 times we've seen them.

Their improved but not invincible.

[wayninja]

Even when Hoyer hits his man in stride in the chest, it's still dropped. Lol. Texans are so bad. This is one of the worst playoff games I've ever seen.

[Northman]

Hoyer should of never started the second half. He was just not on today and this is it, Houston blew an opportunity by allowing an already mediocre QB playing poorly to remain in the game.

[Poet]

Their improved but not invincible.

If Maclin is out they're going to have a real hard time.

OMFG HOYER IS SO BAD. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO L HE TURNED AROUND AND FEEBLY FELL ON THE BALL LIKE AN INFANT. YOU ARE TRASH HOYER, YOU ARE TRASH. YOU ARE A CLEVELAND REJECT. YOU DESERVE NO HAPPINESS YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE. FEEL MY HATRED YOU ******* FEEBLE VAGINA. I DO NOT RESPECT YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[chazoe60]

I hope we play the Chiefs, it'll be fun to end their season and troll crapplanet.

[chazoe60]

The Chiefs Offense hasn't done shit today really. Our Defense will kill them.

[Poet]

I hope we play the Chiefs, it'll be fun to end their season and troll crapplanet.

You guys will destroy them. But let me enjoy the misery of a franchise that disrespects mine. I dislike the Texans and I HATE Brian Hoyer.

[SR]

Texans are done.

They've been done since 11 seconds in to the game.

[Northman]

The Chiefs Offense hasn't done shit today really. Our Defense will kill them.

The only reason the Chiefs were even in the games against us is because of bad turnovers by Manning. If Manning plays like he did in the second half in the first meeting without turning it over the Chiefs wont win.

[wayninja]

If Maclin is out they're going to have a real hard time.

OMFG HOYER IS SO BAD. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO L HE TURNED AROUND AND FEEBLY FELL ON THE BALL LIKE AN INFANT. YOU ARE TRASH HOYER, YOU ARE TRASH. YOU ARE A CLEVELAND REJECT. YOU DESERVE NO HAPPINESS YOU PIECE OF GARBAGE. FEEL MY HATRED YOU ******* FEEBLE VAGINA. I DO NOT RESPECT YOU! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy shit dude

[SR]

Fitz had a bad game but overall he is better than hoyer. Jets have a better team overall so yea I think they are better.

Fitz and Hoyer are one in the same.

[Nomad]

This is the last game the Chiefs will win this season.

In all my years of watching the BRONCOS, the Chiefs have always been my favorite rivalry game. The Seahawks were second, when they were in the AFC West.

[SR]

That list is ridiculous. Ian Eagle has the personality of chipped off piece of asphalt, and Collinsworth is so smug and the way his voice lilts in incredulity is like nails on a chalkboard to me. Ridiculous.

Collinsworthless has the voice of someone that's been smoking for 50 years.

[Poet]

Holy shit dude

My capacity of hatred is absurd.

[SR]

Holy shit dude

We knew the real King would resurface eventually.

[Northman]

Fitz and Hoyer are one in the same.

Hoyer is much worse in my opinion, plus the Jets have far more talent on their team than the Texans do. Watt and Hopkins are really the only great players Houston has.

[olathebroncofan]

Coach just lost his job.

[Northman]

Lol, Hoyer. Just backs up my point.

[Poet]

Watching Hoyer's confidence shatter on national television is wonderful. I hope he stays up at night and cries himself into...a state of insomnia. **** you, Hoyer. You dared to proffer hope to the Cleveland Browns.

[wayninja]

That's one epic bed shitting right there.

[Poet]

Lol, Hoyer. Just backs up my point.

Oh Fitz has had a ton of multipick games, as well as huge turnover games that he lost by himself. I saw him do this in Cincinnati. He's done it everywhere he's been. Don't be fooled by his outlier season. They might as well be HoyPatrick or Foyer.

[Poet]

That's one epic bed shitting right there.

We're about to one up them.

[Poet]

We knew the real King would resurface eventually.

I made promises to my brethren, not my enemies.

OrangeFantic > Hoyer

Hitler > Hoyer

Salad > Hoyer

[tomjonesrocks]

Collinsworthless has the voice of someone that's been smoking for 50 years.

Nevertheless, might be my favorite playcaller in the game right now.

Don't know if he's always been this good but he adds a lot of good info to the game IMO.

[wayninja]

We're about to one up them.

I know what you are doing. It won't work.

[wayninja]

I made promises to my brethren, not my enemies.

OrangeFantic > Hoyer

Hitler > Hoyer

Salad > Hoyer

Wow... that's ****** up. I can't believe you went there.

Salad? ****** up.

[tomjonesrocks]

You guys will destroy them.

Denver doesn't "destroy" anyone.

[olathebroncofan]

We knew the real King would resurface eventually.



Salad > Hoyer

Truer words have never been spoken.

[Poet]

I know what you are doing. It won't work.

Way, please believe that I don't believe in jinxes or hoodoo. I have been very vocal about the dicking the Steelers will give us.

[wayninja]

Way, please believe that I don't believe in jinxes or hoodoo. I have been very vocal about the dicking the Steelers will give us.

Unless you are an underage girl, the steelers likely won't be giving you a dicking.

[Slick]

Kansas City hasn't even looked that good today. Houston was awful.

[SR]

Hoyer is much worse in my opinion, plus the Jets have far more talent on their team than the Texans do. Watt and Hopkins are really the only great players Houston has. Houston also has Dwayne Brown, Whitney Mercilus, Brian Cushing, and their rookie CB who is a stud.

But look how Fitz did with Houston last year.

Hoyer and Fitz are one in the same.

[chazoe60]

I'm so disgusted by the Texans for allowing the Chiefs and their awful fans to feel joy, its a mother****ing disgrace.

[wayninja]

A playoff team scored 0 points. No but seriously. A playoff team. Seems like a legit system.

[wayninja]

Roethlisberger is looking particularly rape-y tonight. Get a haircut bro.

[Northman]

Bwhahahahahaahahaha.

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xla1/v/t1.0-9/1936978_1752099248344857_2727185610655150351_n.jpg ?oh=9562f5f7ddd5d59e35d7d56ce2f3e5d8&oe=56FF0F5F

[wayninja]

Bwhahahahahaahahaha.

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xla1/v/t1.0-9/1936978_1752099248344857_2727185610655150351_n.jpg ?oh=9562f5f7ddd5d59e35d7d56ce2f3e5d8&oe=56FF0F5F

403 forbidden IS hilarious.

[CrazyHorse]

This is the last game the Chiefs will win this season.

They'll beat the Patriots.

[Northman]

403 forbidden IS hilarious.

Guess you are excluded from the dark web.

[wayninja]

so that's what's on the dark web... badly photoshopped pics of tony romo

[Northman]

so that's what's on the dark web... badly photoshopped pics of tony romo

Nah, just ninja's with no sense of humor.

[Poet]

Unless you are an underage girl, the steelers likely won't be giving you a dicking.

Oh we goin' take that dick.

[Poet]

Nah, just ninja's with no sense of humor.

That's racist.

[Timmy!]

They are my brothers in football sadness.

Ha. Me too.

[wayninja]

Nah, just ninja's with no sense of humor.

Actually, that describes most ninjas. Just sayin.

[Poet]

It's time. I can either stay on and post my thoughts here, or log off. You all choose.

[Timmy!]

The chefs losing Maclin is going to really hurt them.

[Northman]

It's time. I can either stay on and post my thoughts here, or log off. You all choose.

Stay here, Steelers are going to win and i dont want you to jinx that.

[Nomad]

We're rootin with ya, King! Stay

[Poet]

Stay here, Steelers are going to win and i dont want you to jinx that.

When you root against the Bengals in the playoffs you stab me in the back; when you stab me in the back our relationship ends.

Goodbye.

[Timmy!]

Go orange kitties....and if you do lose, please kick the shit out of rapistburger.

[GEM]

What a ******* joke tha t game was.

[Northman]

When you root against the Bengals in the playoffs you stab me in the back; when you stab me in the back our relationship ends.

Goodbye.

I only root against you because i dont want to lose to your team. I want all the good teams to lose so thats why im rooting for you to lose. You should feel honored, not upset.

[Poet]

I only root against you because i dont want to lose to your team. I want all the good teams to lose so thats why im rooting for you to lose. You should feel honored, not upset.

I would cut off a damn pinky for a SB win.

[Northman]

I would cut off a damn pinky for a SB win.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaYDLIswEV4

[wayninja]

It's time. I can either stay on and post my thoughts here, or log off. You all choose.

I prefer you keep eye contact while takin' that dick.

[chazoe60]

Awesome play by Eifert.

[ShaneFalco]

Where is bernard, hill is a scrub

[wayninja]

Steelers playing with some speed!

I mean literally... I suspect they are all on speed.

[olathebroncofan]

I'm starting to like this steelers rb.

[wayninja]

At least the steelers coaches didn't trip anyone. They are getting better.

[Poet]

Fifty yards rushing on a defensive line that is vaunted, with third and fourth string backs. Paul Guenther you are getting paid to do something. So do something.

[Poet]

Nelson can't miss much time - he's one of the better safeties in the league, he's having a career year, and he has been a thorn in Roethlisberger's side. If he's out that's massive.

[Northman]

Weather is nasty and McCarron having a hard time holding onto the ball.

[Poet]

Someone get McCarron another glove. Hold onto the ******* ball. You're not the QB with the broken thumb god dammit.

[Poet]

See all the penalties we get called on. Note how few penalties they have?

That's coaching.

That's discipline.

[wayninja]

Well, as a broncos fan, I have no idea what stupid, undisciplined penalties feel like.

[Simple Jaded]

Sorry King, looks like you're about to get Pittsburgh Stealered.

[Poet]

He was down.

[wayninja]

That's what happens when you don't give it to Toussaint.

I just like writing Toussaint.

[olathebroncofan]

I missed it. Why did peko run out on the field with his coat on?

[wayninja]

He was down.

No, that's a fumble

[wayninja]

I missed it. Why did peko run out on the field with his coat on?

Because he's a total idiot?

That's really the only explanation that makes any sense.

[wayninja]

Sweet. I prefer the games without any commentary whatsoever.

[wayninja]

Did Boomer just take over the play by play? Sweet!

[olathebroncofan]

How did hoyer fly out to cincy so fast.

[Nomad]

That was a Hoyer throw.

[Poet]

Underthrown, not open, and arrogant. McCarron has two fumbles, too. We got a turnover and turned it into a punt via INT.

Meanwhile Hue Jackson is calling one of the worst games I've ever seen. You're running the ball on first down every time. You have to run a few playactions, because opening up the playaction is the only reason to run into that stacked front. Hue is failing. McCarron is failing. We have so many stupid penalties, Marvin Lewis is failing.


This is how you waste one of the best rosters in the NFL.

[Poet]

Because he's a total idiot?

That's really the only explanation that makes any sense.

He rarely gets penalties. He was trying to defend his boy.

[wayninja]

It's still 0-0.

Just sayin.

[wayninja]

He rarely gets penalties. He was trying to defend his boy.

And how does that contradict what I said?

He did nothing to protect anyone and just cost his team 15 yards.

[Poet]

And how does that contradict what I said?

He did nothing to protect anyone and just cost his team 15 yards.

Because when the Steelers take out a starter a game against you it's not stupid to run out and protect your boy. Especially when several of their players gun for Burfict every game.

[Dzone]

That's what happens when you don't give it to Toussaint.

I just like writing Toussaint.
I like saying it with a french accent. Like Crousanwich

[Poet]

McCarron can either atone and be a big boy or sulk and be a small stature guy.

That near pick tells me what I already suspected, oh boy.

[Poet]

Gio Ranked as the third to last RB in pass coverage this year. Yet his production on third down is quite good. One might realize, like our OC should, that pass protection with him on third down is awful.

[Poet]

If Andre KirkPatrick goes out we're really ******.

[Nomad]

Keep the faith, King! Bengals got this game.....2nd half will be the Bengals

[wayninja]

how many personal fouls so far?

[Dapper Dan]

Shitty call.

[Poet]

Lead with your shoulder. You idiot. I wish they would have called that same penalty on Eifert, but that's how the rules work now.

[Slick]

I thought he lead with the shoulder.

[Dapper Dan]

The WR took 3 steps. He's a runner by then. Not a defenseless receiver. I don't agree with it at all.

[Dapper Dan]

I thought he lead with the shoulder.

He did.

[Poet]

I thought he lead with the shoulder.

Helmet hit simultaneously, but there were three steps like Dan said. If they want to call that, I'm fine with it. In a game like this, discretion from the refs can lean that way. But they didn't call it on the hit on Eifert on the hit in the first quarter. They have to call it both ways.

[Northman]

They will make that call every time. If they think the receiver was in a defenseless position they will throw the flag.

[Dzone]

Will be nice to get Pittsburgh at mile high for a grudge match before kc comes to town for grudge match II. Line em up and mow em down.

[Poet]

Green has to be in the slot. That's where we put him when we NEED him to produce. Eifert needs to be out wide, and we have to abuse that matchup. Gio has to be in, but using him as a pass protector is a waste. The offensive line has to stand up and make a ******* hole.

Hue Jackson has to make adjustments and if we don't get points on the opening drive, or manage at least a three and out or better yet a turnover, the game will end.

I'm seeing the heart in the defense. Hill's running hard, albeit with no results...they better show some heart.

[Poet]

This is my season.

[Poet]

Running the ball isn't working, they're selling out to stop it. McCarron is going to have to find the middle of the field, which is open all day. Eifert and Sanu, Green in the slot. That's how you win.

[Poet]

Omfg y es!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[wayninja]

Oh... snap.

[chazoe60]

Sorry Keeper.

[Poet]

It's not McCarron's fault; he's a fifth rounder and undertalented QB in a moment that makes college look like pee-wee football.

[Northman]

Lol, McCarron.

[olathebroncofan]

I hope he was down.

[Poet]

The season ended when Dalton broke his thumb. It was a slow death, but a death nonetheless.

[chazoe60]

It ain't over yet my friend.