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Dapper Dan
12-21-2015, 08:57 AM
Post your favorites here.

Dapper Dan
12-21-2015, 08:59 AM
Elway
Kubiak
Hillman
Anderson
Manning
Oswieler
Thomas
Davis
Caldwell
The OLine
Jackson
Talib
Thunder
Miles
Obama

Dapper Dan
12-21-2015, 09:00 AM
Oh. Colquitt, duh.

It was a given though.

underrated29
12-21-2015, 10:21 AM
Dan reeves

I wouldn't mind Hillman or colquitter

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
12-21-2015, 10:30 AM
Fire that goofy lookin dude in the orange leprechaun suit.

Edmonton Bronco Fan
12-21-2015, 10:32 AM
Eric Decker.

Pudge
12-21-2015, 10:59 AM
Elway
Kubiak
Hillman
Anderson
Manning
Oswieler
Thomas
Davis
Caldwell
The OLine
Jackson
Talib
Thunder
Miles
Obama

Miles is great but he's over payed and hogging a roster spot

OrangeFanatic
12-21-2015, 12:19 PM
Elway
Kubiak
Hillman
Anderson
Manning
Oswieler
Thomas
Davis
Caldwell
The OLine
Jackson
Talib
Thunder
Miles
Obama

This. Plus extra credit to Obama for making my insurance premium triple in the lat few years. Thanks bro!

broncofaninfla
12-21-2015, 01:09 PM
Why is Vernon Davis even in the NFL? He is clearly not a NFL caliber TE, his effort as a Bronco has been nothing short of pathetic. -My vent for the day

BroncoJoe
12-21-2015, 01:13 PM
I really thought Vernon Davis would be a key help to the offense and Brock.

I was wrong. He is an effective blocker, but jesus. I think I could catch some of the passes he's dropped.

Dapper Dan
12-21-2015, 02:02 PM
I can't believe we got rid of Manny Ramirez for this garbage center.

Dapper Dan
12-21-2015, 02:02 PM
I'm glad we got rid of our offensive linemen for these jokers. I'd like to see one of these guys make the Pro Bowl like Zane Beadles did.

Dapper Dan
12-21-2015, 02:04 PM
Way to go, Barack Oswieler. Even Tebow beat the Steelers and he couldn't throw a football and hit a really big object, like a barn or something.

Dapper Dan
12-21-2015, 02:04 PM
We should have kept Del Rio. He can win with a sucky team, imagine what he could do with better players.

Dapper Dan
12-21-2015, 02:06 PM
Our WRs couldn't catch a cold if they were in a place where everyone had a cold and was coughing on them. They don't have super immune systems. It's a metaphor.

Buff
12-21-2015, 02:08 PM
Adrian Peterson thought Antonio Brown's beating of Chris Harris went too far yesterday.

Buff
12-21-2015, 02:11 PM
I've seen crotchless panties that provide more coverage than Chris Harris.

Wait, am I doing this right?

BroncoNut
12-21-2015, 02:14 PM
I've seen crotchless panties that provide more coverage than Chris Harris.

Wait, am I doing this right?

yep, you got the idea buff. check this one out

Chris Harris wouldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat that was actually in the water

Dapper Dan
12-21-2015, 02:22 PM
Chris Harris is Jesus?

So that's why it's called CHRIStmas.

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
12-21-2015, 02:34 PM
yep, you got the idea buff. check this one out

Chris Harris wouldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat that was actually in the water

Dude, you need to use that one for quarterbacks and place kickers and stuff

BroncoNut
12-21-2015, 02:59 PM
Dude, you need to use that one for quarterbacks and place kickers and stuff

:hifiveIthink:

BroncoWave
12-21-2015, 04:31 PM
We should sign Tony Carter so we can cut his ass again!

DenBronx
12-21-2015, 04:56 PM
This is why you don't break up the nucleus of an offensive talent such as the Broncos had a couple years back. It's extremely hard to get on that level.

BroncoWave
12-21-2015, 04:59 PM
This is why you don't break up the nucleus of an offensive talent such as the Broncos had a couple years back. It's extremely hard to get on that level.

Can't afford to pay everybody.

BroncoJoe
12-21-2015, 05:02 PM
This is why you don't break up the nucleus of an offensive talent such as the Broncos had a couple years back. It's extremely hard to get on that level.

What nucleus are you speaking of?

Simple Jaded
12-22-2015, 10:49 PM
We're screwed!

Simple Jaded
12-22-2015, 10:52 PM
This. Plus extra credit to Obama for making my insurance premium triple in the lat few years. Thanks bro!

That was your insurance company that did that.

Dapper Dan
12-22-2015, 11:25 PM
We're screwed!

Like Sasha Grey in a 30 man gangbang.

Simple Jaded
12-23-2015, 10:27 PM
Like Sasha Grey in a 30 man gangbang.

Like Tom Brady in a bukaki flick.

Dapper Dan
12-23-2015, 11:40 PM
Like Tom Brady in a bukaki flick.

I think it's bukakke*

Uuuuuh

That's what Dave said.

sneakers
12-24-2015, 07:06 AM
how can you be a bad punter in denver??????

Dapper Dan
12-24-2015, 07:24 AM
how can you be a bad punter in denver??????

That sounds like the start of a bad joke

elsid13
12-24-2015, 08:12 AM
What nucleus are you speaking of?

Tebooooow

elsid13
12-24-2015, 08:16 AM
And for the record, MO is more likely to score than this offense

Dapper Dan
12-24-2015, 08:20 AM
And for the record, MO is more likely to score than this offense

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