Osweiler question

[sneakers]

Do you think it is warmer up there for him since he is closer to the Sun?

relative to everyone else of course

[Slick]

Absolutely. Less oxygen too.

[chazoe60]

Then why is it so cold in the mountains? I think we need a real scientist to answer this question.

[Northman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR2oct3zeTM

[Dapper Dan]

Climate change

[TXBRONC]

A better question: "Is it true that all oboe players have no life?"

[slim]

Then why is it so cold in the mountains? I think we need a real scientist to answer this question.

Because of all the snow, duh.

[Dapper Dan]

Because of all the snow, duh.

Scientists predict the mountain tops to melt in a few months.

[BroncoNut]

ji am a scientist and the cooler mountain temps are a result of a general decrease in temperature as elevation increases

[tripp]

I blame Obama.

[chazoe60]

ji am a scientist and the cooler mountain temps are a result of a general decrease in temperature as elevation increases

Can you please put that in lame man's terms.

[BroncoNut]

Can you please put that in lame man's terms.

ok, say you are at the foot of a mountain. it's a nice day, the sun's warmth caresses your balls, etc. then yiou decide the climb up the mountain. As you go up the mountain, the temperature drops. you think this is strange and wish you had a jacket. so you kill a mountain goat and skin it and use that as a fur lined coat. then you go back down the mountain and it's too warm for the coat. so you take the coat off and say to yourself, " that feels a lot better" and you smile. and I'm there to see you smile and that makes me happy because you are happy and you are my friend which makes me happy (that you are happy and that you are my friend)

[chazoe60]

ok, say you are at the foot of a mountain. it's a nice day, the sun's warmth caresses your balls, etc. then yiou decide the climb up the mountain. As you go up the mountain, the temperature drops. you think this is strange and wish you had a jacket. so you kill a mountain goat and skin it and use that as a fur lined coat. then you go back down the mountain and it's too warm for the coat. so you take the coat off and say to yourself, " that feels a lot better" and you smile. and I'm there to see you smile and that makes me happy because you are happy and you are my friend which makes me happy (that you are happy and that you are my friend)

Thanks for clearing that up.

[BroncoNut]

Thanks for clearing that up.

that's all you have to say?

[chazoe60]

that's all you have to say?
I am a man of few words.

[Ravage!!!]

I'm a bit creeped out.

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

I'm a bit creeped out.

It will be a long time before I go to the mountains again. ...or read another of nuts posts.

[Dzone]

Law of thermodynmamics. Up high not as many molecules and they are not moving very fast. Something like that. College physics 101. I might be wrong since I got a D in that class and had to retake it

[NightTerror218]

He know when the rain starts so he can do a 2 minute drive before it heits the ground.

[Cugel]

ji am a scientist and the cooler mountain temps are a result of a general decrease in temperature as elevation increases

This from a guy who talks to his banana like it's a phone! :lol:

[BroncoJoe]

How is this not in the lounge?

[olathebroncofan]

ok, say you are at the foot of a mountain. it's a nice day, the sun's warmth caresses your balls

This doesn't sound like climate change. More like the beginning of a commercial for a nudist beach.

[TXBRONC]

It will be a long time before I go to the mountains again. ...or read another of nuts posts.

I would only worry about that if Nut is behind you with a banana in his pocket.

[wayninja]

ok, say you are at the foot of a mountain. it's a nice day, the sun's warmth caresses your balls, etc. then yiou decide the climb up the mountain. As you go up the mountain, the temperature drops. you think this is strange and wish you had a jacket. so you kill a mountain goat and skin it and use that as a fur lined coat. then you go back down the mountain and it's too warm for the coat. so you take the coat off and say to yourself, " that feels a lot better" and you smile. and I'm there to see you smile and that makes me happy because you are happy and you are my friend which makes me happy (that you are happy and that you are my friend)

I think this might be your longest post ever. Or at least that I have seen. I was pissing myself by the time I got to skinning a goat.

[Jsteve01]

ok, say you are at the foot of a mountain. it's a nice day, the sun's warmth caresses your balls, etc. then yiou decide the climb up the mountain. As you go up the mountain, the temperature drops. you think this is strange and wish you had a jacket. so you kill a mountain goat and skin it and use that as a fur lined coat. then you go back down the mountain and it's too warm for the coat. so you take the coat off and say to yourself, " that feels a lot better" and you smile. and I'm there to see you smile and that makes me happy because you are happy and you are my friend which makes me happy (that you are happy and that you are my friend)

I think this might be your longest post ever. Or at least that I have seen. I was pissing myself by the time I got to skinning a goat. I concur. gapper has had some great posts over the years but this one is right up there with the best

[slim]

Scientists predict the mountain tops to melt in a few months.

I hope all the environuts die in the floods.

[Slick]

I hope all the environuts die in the floods.

You don't mean that slim.

[TXBRONC]

You don't mean that slim.

Slim takes life seriously.

[BroncoNut]

I think this might be your longest post ever. Or at least that I have seen. I was pissing myself by the time I got to skinning a goat.


I concur. gapper has had some great posts over the years but this one is right up there with the best

thanks guys! btw waninja, I would think that pissing is the last thing to be doing when you're skinning the goat; successfully anyway

[wayninja]

thanks guys! btw waninja, I would think that pissing is the last thing to be doing when you're skinning the goat; successfully anyway

After all that, you manage to disappoint. Everyone knows that urine contains the natural tannins necessary for curing goat skin.

[BroncoNut]

This from a guy who talks to his banana like it's a phone! :lol:

that's not me in the avator (thank God)

[Dapper Dan]

Oh wow. I hadn't really paid attention. This whole time I thought Gap's avatar was a guy taking a drink of something.

[BroncoNut]

After all that, you manage to disappoint. Everyone knows that urine contains the natural tannins necessary for curing goat skin.
tannins are an exclusively botanical product are they not?

[EastCoastBronco]

tannins are an exclusively botanical product are they not?

I think if you drink lot of wine the tannins are not exclusively botannical anymore...;-)

[slim]

Slim takes life seriously.

I know.

How's things?

[wayninja]

tannins are an exclusively botanical product are they not?

I have no idea, I pretty much made all that up. I hope it sounded impressive.

[BroncoNut]

I have no idea, I pretty much made all that up. I hope it sounded impressive.

actually it did. and ecb with the wine reference. nicely done.

[slim]

I thought he was doing something entirely different to that banana

[TXBRONC]

I know.

How's things?

Good.

How you doing Slim?

[sneakers]

this thread has raised more questions than answered

[slim]

Good.

How you doing Slim?

Good.

I am loving the return of the running game.