Cheerleader tryouts are done. Here are your 2015-2016 squad.

[Northman]

via their FB page,

https://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/11182318_10153206887838286_5326839849465312687_n.j pg?oh=a1695f54f598bc638ae035a960b0d068&oe=55DD5A47

https://www.facebook.com/DenverBroncosCheerleaders?fref=photo

[OrangeHoof]

ahem. Mr. Jackson and Mr. Sharpton would like a word with you...

[BroncoNut]

is that the best they could get from SPCA? what a bunch of woofers

[Simple Jaded]

Front row, left of center. . .she needs a spankin.

[BroncoNut]

Front row, left of center. . .she needs a spankin.

yes that little slut does

[BroncoJoe]

Front row, left of center. . .she needs a spankin.

You call your wiener "she" ?

[BroncoNut]

You call your wiener "she" ?

4th from the left in the front row. He's got a good eye.

all kidding aside they are all beautiful women. of course we can't tell their personalities here, and that is important. if I were going to have an evening with one, and based only one looks/sexual energy (obviously)I think I'd choose,... hold on. let me have another look

[BroncoNut]

I'm back, ... I select 4th from the right, 2nd row.

[Northman]

I'm back, ... I select 4th from the right, 2nd row.

Sorry, she's not available at the moment.

[BroncoNut]

Sorry, she's not available at the moment.

who does she date? do you know?

[Northman]

who does she date? do you know?

Weasel.

[BroncoNut]

Weasel.

I thought you might respond "not you"

Weazel is a lucky guy.

[Valar Morghulis]

Weasel.

Say whaaaaat?

[Northman]

Say whaaaaat?

Lmao

[BroncoNut]

Say whaaaaat?

Weasel's a stud

[BroncoJoe]

Front row, left of center. . .she needs a spankin.


You call your wiener "she" ?

I can't believe this didn't get even one high five.

It was funny!

[BroncoNut]

I can't believe this didn't get even one high five.

It was funny!

it was dumb. I pretended that I didn't understand the post, did you notice that? but if it's any consolation, I know the feeling. Hang in there Joe

[BroncoJoe]

it was dumb. I pretended that I didn't understand the post, did you notice that? but if it's any consolation, I know the feeling. Hang in there Joe

Go high-five it, you nitwit.

[BroncoWave]

2/10 (combined), would not bang!

[spikerman]

I'm glad Sam is back. She's my favorite.

[Simple Jaded]

The need to bring Renee Herlocker out of retirement.

[FanInAZ]

Being that I'm a poor guy who's old enough to be the father of probably all of those young ladies, I don't think I've snowball's chance with any of them.

[BroncoNut]

I'm glad Sam is back. She's my favorite.

which one is she?

[BroncoNut]

Being that I'm a poor guy who's old enough to be the father of probably all of those young ladies, I don't think I've snowball's chance with any of them.

I wouldn't get your depends in a knot over it. I don't think anyone here, other than weasel, and possibly myself, would have a chance

[FanInAZ]

I wouldn't get your depends in a knot over it. I don't think anyone here, other than weasel, and possibly myself, would have a chance

I said I was old enough to be their dad, not grandfather.

[tomjonesrocks]

I wouldn't get your depends in a knot over it. I don't think anyone here, other than weasel, and possibly myself, would have a chance

UR gets tractor stares

VettesPlus has lots of money. And Vettes

[spikerman]

which one is she?

She has short hair. 2nd from the right in the back row.

[BroncoNut]

Go high-five it, you nitwit.
Sorry buddy. It is dumb

[BroncoNut]

She has short hair. 2nd from the right in the back row.
Is she a seasoned veteran or something?

[spikerman]

She's been there 2 or 3 years I think.

[BroncoNut]

She's been there 2 or 3 years I think.

What is special to you about her? I want you to really think on this before answering this

[spikerman]

What is special to you about her? I want you to really think on this before answering this

I just think she's gorgeous. ha ha

[BroncoNut]

I just think she's gorgeous. ha ha

That's sufficient.

[MasterShake]

She's been there 2 or 3 years I think.

She is a yoga instructor in Boulder somewhere. You should take a class and just sit in the back with a beer on a lawnchair.

[Simple Jaded]

She is a yoga instructor in Boulder somewhere. You should take a class and just sit in the back with a beer on a lawnchair.

Like Super Creapy Spikerman.

[MOtorboat]

Like Super Creapy Spikerman.

We call that "Thursday."

[spikerman]

I feel no shame.

[BroncoNut]

Leave Jeff alone you guys

[Northman]

Yum...

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/v/t1.0-9/10407475_10153333590088286_8828680998981610551_n.j pg?oh=fdf41fe8faaff0272db57db904f1c418&oe=55F4994C

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtf1/v/t1.0-9/11407184_10153333590388286_3691145658407479801_n.j pg?oh=cc3c330cd7ec5d92b24ce1c4c8b2c35b&oe=5623CB1D

https://scontent-lga1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10478219_10153333590848286_1899754845356573404_n.j pg?oh=a26a8f7b441594b882b03c087d03df04&oe=55F82DC6

[weazel]

3rd girl from the right, front row looks like she pissed off the head shrinker from Beetlejuice

[BroncoJoe]

3rd girl from the right, front row looks like she pissed off the head shrinker from Beetlejuice

Totally. BUT, the third girl from the left....

I'll be right back.