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sneakers
09-15-2014, 02:26 AM
I wonder when Thunder runs across the field does Thunder ever leave a couple of horse apples behind? You know some equine excrement. You know some saddle shits. You know some colt craps. You know some pony poops. You know some filly feces. You know some galloping guano. You know some draft horse droppings?

If so who gets to clean up these mare meadow muffins? You know some mule manure. You know some purebread potty. You know some sire sea pickles. You know some stable sewer serpents.

sneakers
09-15-2014, 02:29 AM
You know some mustang mud monkeys

GEM
09-15-2014, 08:06 AM
Yes, thunder left a few nugs on the south stand 5 yd line last week.

BroncoNut
09-15-2014, 08:32 AM
I'm sure he does. horse droppings smorshe froppings though. easy clean up

BroncoWave
09-15-2014, 08:35 AM
You mean some thoroughbred turds?

Northman
09-15-2014, 08:36 AM
No wonder Decker kept slipping around on the turf.

BroncoNut
09-15-2014, 08:42 AM
No wonder Decker kept slipping around on the turf.

still no excuse. He better not plan to blame jet fuel on the field in New York because that shit simply won't fly with those fans. :WTE:

Dzone
09-15-2014, 08:56 AM
that field needs fertilizer. What is up with the dead grass? We have had a lot of rain, it should be green. Thats what happens when you let soccer games on the field. They need to stop letting soccer leagues play there and put horse shit on it.Soccer sucks anyway and now its ruining the field
You would think Denver, of all places would know how to grow grass

tubby
09-15-2014, 09:33 AM
YES! I remember it like it was yesterday. Thunder in all his glory come thundering down the field after a late 4th quarter score by the good guys. It was December so it was pretty much dark at this point. Then it happened. He stopped short and dropped a steaming load right in the 2nd O of Broncos in the north endzone. There it sat. No one cleaned it up and the opposition never reached it. Broncos win!

OrangeHoof
09-15-2014, 09:41 AM
Birds often poop just before taking off to lighten their load. I suspect horses are no different.

Krugan
09-15-2014, 10:07 AM
Something pooped on the field in the second half the last 2 weeks....

;)

GEM
09-15-2014, 10:41 AM
Something pooped on the field in the second half the last 2 weeks....

;)

Watch it....Del Rio is known to cut a mother...

:D

sneakers
09-16-2014, 01:26 AM
I hope they don't have one of those bags that they put below the horse's butt to collect the droppings.....They started doing that during city parades in my town, so young kids now will never know the deep down satisfaction of watching a car run over a huge pile of horse crap

OrangeHoof
09-16-2014, 04:22 AM
Something pooped on the field in the second half the last 2 weeks....

;)

Yeah, well, they both got the big stop when they absolutely needed it. Rahim Moore with the pick versus Indy and Pot Roast with the deflection of Alex Smith's 4th down pass on Sunday.

spikerman
09-16-2014, 05:27 AM
Watch it....Del Rio is known to cut a mother...

:D
Don't worry Krugan, if he's planning to send his "defense" after you you'll be just fine.

CrazyHorse
09-16-2014, 07:58 AM
This thread is horseshit.

sneakers
09-17-2014, 03:59 PM
lol

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
09-17-2014, 04:17 PM
Yes, thunder left a few nugs on the south stand 5 yd line last week.

Thanks for clarifying, I thought that was left behind by the offense in the second half of the game. :D

ursamajor
09-18-2014, 12:40 PM
Birds often poop just before taking off to lighten their load. I suspect horses are no different.
They (birds) sure do-or right after. I was at a pier once as a child, and threw a bit of soggy sandwich at a seagull standing on a post. He flew right down the line, and crapped all down the back of another seagull. First and only time I have seen that, but I'd imagine that it is common.

PatriotsGuy
09-18-2014, 02:07 PM
Now this is a thread!

tubby
09-18-2014, 03:00 PM
Fight or flight

Joel
09-20-2014, 02:30 PM
"And I think that it's some kindly of a contest where they see which bunchful of them men can take that punkin an' run from one end o' that cow pasture to th'other without either gettin' knocked down or steppin' in somethin'."—Andy Griffith, describing football