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MOtorboat
03-20-2014, 10:58 PM
Here I will objectively discuss the Broncos former players, and possibly asses their new ones.

Losses:
Eric Decker - Worst of big four and glad Denver didn't pay him anything, because he trips over yard lines, drops passes, was horrific as a punt returner, fumbles and focuses WAY too much on his personal life.

Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie - Didn't show any effort in the Super Bowl and therefore will never show effort again, you have to question his motivation after retirement talk, you can't have guys who waffle on decisions playing corner back and I think he's the guy who can't remember his own kids. We definitely can't have that.

Knowshon Moreno - Worst pick in Broncos history. He was terrible for the Broncos and couldn't hold a candle to the current running backs. It's sad this organization wasted a high pick on a guy who was a top running back this season. Besides, we all knew it was a contract year, he'll just get "sauced" this year when he gets some money. Questionable effort, of course. Probably faked some of those injuries too.

Zane Beadles - Clear weak spot on the offensive line, plus is hear he's got the ghey because he was on Ellen Degenerate's show.

Sean Phillips - Roids. Amiright? Can't have that shit on our team.

Key additions:
Aqib Talib - Best cover corner in the league, plus he's the best physical corner in the league. Vastly superior to Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie. Never question his motivation, and bonus for pissing off ole Bill.

T.J. Ward - Best safety in the league. Complete coup for John Elway, who obviously is schooling everyone. Great leader, will never waiver in coverage or run assignments. BOOM!

DeMarcus Ware - Sure HOF muther******s!

Emmanuel Sanders - Thank heavens! Some speed. I was so sick of Decker and his slow ass. Sanders will own Decker's numbers this year, plus we probably won't have to hear about his stupid girlfriend.

Thoughts, guys?

Dapper Dan
03-20-2014, 11:07 PM
Seems like a fair assesment.

tubby
03-20-2014, 11:08 PM
Shawn Phillips. And I think he is still a FA, same with Moreno, both could be back so slow your roll lil tuna.

underrated29
03-20-2014, 11:27 PM
This thread has legs...no offense mo.


Troll away!!!

Northman
03-21-2014, 05:33 AM
I dont think MO wrote that, someone hacked his account. No way he could of done that while constantly blowing McD.

BroncoWave
03-21-2014, 06:10 AM
I dont think MO wrote that, someone hacked his account. No way he could of done that while constantly blowing McD.

I'm like 99% sure this thread is a parody of how WTE posts.

WTE
03-21-2014, 06:40 AM
I'm like 99% sure this thread is a parody of how WTE posts.

And he did an outstanding job. Although I think he had a few beers in him at the time. But that's OK.

TXBRONC
03-21-2014, 06:44 AM
I'm like 99% sure this thread is a parody of how WTE posts.

Captain Obvious to the rescue. :D

Seriously do you think you're the only one that understands this is sarcasim?

WTE
03-21-2014, 07:05 AM
Mo you forgot Wesley Woodyard.

You know what I don't like about him? His name. Woodyard.

It doesn't roll off the tongue that easy. I always want to say Wesley Woodard. It's easier to pronounce.

I'd get rid of him just for that name.

Northman
03-21-2014, 07:38 AM
I'm like 99% sure this thread is a parody of how WTE posts.

You dont say?

CoachChaz
03-21-2014, 08:58 AM
I'm like 99% sure this thread is a parody of how WTE posts.

My guess would be a full 100%, but...details shmetails.

slim
03-21-2014, 09:04 AM
Mo you forgot Wesley Woodyard.

You know what I don't like about him? His name. Woodyard.

It doesn't roll off the tongue that easy. I always want to say Wesley Woodard. It's easier to pronounce.

I'd get rid of him just for that name.

Take the dick out of your mouth....it may make the pronunciation much easier.

WTE
03-21-2014, 09:15 AM
Take the dick out of your mouth....it may make the pronunciation much easier.

Why, did that work for you?

slim
03-21-2014, 09:20 AM
Why, did that work for you?

I have never had trouble with pronunciation or had a dick in my mouth.

Runamok
03-21-2014, 09:37 AM
Why, did that work for you?

You, sir, are way too quick for Slim.

Runamok
03-21-2014, 09:39 AM
I have never had trouble with pronunciation or had a dick in my mouth.

Yeah? how 'bout your ass?

Sorry, Slim, I couldn't resist. I feel awful for it, though.

WTE
03-21-2014, 10:57 AM
I have never had trouble with pronunciation or had a dick in my mouth.

Well you talk about dick all the time so I doubt that.

spikerman
03-21-2014, 05:50 PM
Take the dick out of your mouth....it may make the pronunciation much easier.

Damn you. Now I regret hi-fiving WTE's post.

BroncoWave
03-21-2014, 06:24 PM
Captain Obvious to the rescue. :D

Seriously do you think you're the only one that understands this is sarcasim?

I just think North is a bit dense. Just making sure he got it! ;)

(just kidding, north)

DenBronx
03-22-2014, 10:58 PM
Mo you forgot Wesley Woodyard.

You know what I don't like about him? His name. Woodyard.

It doesn't roll off the tongue that easy. I always want to say Wesley Woodard. It's easier to pronounce.

I'd get rid of him just for that name.



That might be why you guys got rid of Danny Woodhead.