MOtorboat
03-20-2014, 10:58 PM
Here I will objectively discuss the Broncos former players, and possibly asses their new ones.
Losses:
Eric Decker - Worst of big four and glad Denver didn't pay him anything, because he trips over yard lines, drops passes, was horrific as a punt returner, fumbles and focuses WAY too much on his personal life.
Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie - Didn't show any effort in the Super Bowl and therefore will never show effort again, you have to question his motivation after retirement talk, you can't have guys who waffle on decisions playing corner back and I think he's the guy who can't remember his own kids. We definitely can't have that.
Knowshon Moreno - Worst pick in Broncos history. He was terrible for the Broncos and couldn't hold a candle to the current running backs. It's sad this organization wasted a high pick on a guy who was a top running back this season. Besides, we all knew it was a contract year, he'll just get "sauced" this year when he gets some money. Questionable effort, of course. Probably faked some of those injuries too.
Zane Beadles - Clear weak spot on the offensive line, plus is hear he's got the ghey because he was on Ellen Degenerate's show.
Sean Phillips - Roids. Amiright? Can't have that shit on our team.
Key additions:
Aqib Talib - Best cover corner in the league, plus he's the best physical corner in the league. Vastly superior to Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie. Never question his motivation, and bonus for pissing off ole Bill.
T.J. Ward - Best safety in the league. Complete coup for John Elway, who obviously is schooling everyone. Great leader, will never waiver in coverage or run assignments. BOOM!
DeMarcus Ware - Sure HOF muther******s!
Emmanuel Sanders - Thank heavens! Some speed. I was so sick of Decker and his slow ass. Sanders will own Decker's numbers this year, plus we probably won't have to hear about his stupid girlfriend.
Thoughts, guys?
Losses:
Eric Decker - Worst of big four and glad Denver didn't pay him anything, because he trips over yard lines, drops passes, was horrific as a punt returner, fumbles and focuses WAY too much on his personal life.
Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie - Didn't show any effort in the Super Bowl and therefore will never show effort again, you have to question his motivation after retirement talk, you can't have guys who waffle on decisions playing corner back and I think he's the guy who can't remember his own kids. We definitely can't have that.
Knowshon Moreno - Worst pick in Broncos history. He was terrible for the Broncos and couldn't hold a candle to the current running backs. It's sad this organization wasted a high pick on a guy who was a top running back this season. Besides, we all knew it was a contract year, he'll just get "sauced" this year when he gets some money. Questionable effort, of course. Probably faked some of those injuries too.
Zane Beadles - Clear weak spot on the offensive line, plus is hear he's got the ghey because he was on Ellen Degenerate's show.
Sean Phillips - Roids. Amiright? Can't have that shit on our team.
Key additions:
Aqib Talib - Best cover corner in the league, plus he's the best physical corner in the league. Vastly superior to Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie. Never question his motivation, and bonus for pissing off ole Bill.
T.J. Ward - Best safety in the league. Complete coup for John Elway, who obviously is schooling everyone. Great leader, will never waiver in coverage or run assignments. BOOM!
DeMarcus Ware - Sure HOF muther******s!
Emmanuel Sanders - Thank heavens! Some speed. I was so sick of Decker and his slow ass. Sanders will own Decker's numbers this year, plus we probably won't have to hear about his stupid girlfriend.
Thoughts, guys?