Kyle, lose the bangs! (merged)

[PeterPQA]

Yeah, this seems trivial. But Kyle Orton has GOT to lose those stoner, frat-boy oily bangs. There's probably a deep widow's peak under there, or maybe just a prematurely receding hairline. No matter! ANYTHING would look better than those long, greasy bangs over his forehead.

S**T, he's making millions now. Spend a few on a decent hair stylist, for chrissakes. Maybe a Marine high-and-tight - be partially balding and PROUD. Or maybe a short top that lays over both sides of the widow's peak. Whatever.

Sure, Orton may never be a GQ centerfold like Brady, Quinn or Sanchez (or who knows?). But the CU-Boulder pot-head look does NOT inspire confidence. I'd bet that a cleaner, meaner look would inspire his own self, and his team mates as well.

[BroncoWave]

http://www.icanhasforce.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/star-wars-darth-vader-sense.jpg

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Yeah, this seems trivial. But Kyle Orton has GOT to lose those stoner, frat-boy oily bangs. There's probably a deep widow's peak under there, or maybe just a prematurely receding hairline. No matter! ANYTHING would look better than those long, greasy bangs over his forehead.

S**T, he's making millions now. Spend a few on a decent hair stylist, for chrissakes. Maybe a Marine high-and-tight - be partially balding and PROUD. Or maybe a short top that lays over both sides of the widow's peak. Whatever.

Sure, Orton may never be a GQ centerfold like Brady, Quinn or Sanchez (or who knows?). But the CU-Boulder pot-head look does NOT inspire confidence. I'd bet that a cleaner, meaner look would inspire his own self, and his team mates as well.

:lol: From Plummer to Cutler to Orton.

Our QBs have not been candidates for modeling in GQ, have they? :lol:

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[ikillz0mbies]

If Orton cuts his hair and Denver loses a game, I will slap you.

[dogfish]

please tell me you're female! because if you're a dude, starting a thread about orton's appearance is bad enough, but the GQ centerfold comment is just creepy. . . i mean, is it your opinion that those QBs are centerfold material, or do you actually read fashion mags and know who they've posed for?

either way, not good. . . . :huh:

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If Orton cuts his hair and Denver loses a game, I will slap you.

Hmmm . . . the Samson Syndrome? The strength is in his hair?

Here's to a neckbeard and about 12 more inches down the back! :beer:

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[GEM]

Yeah, this seems trivial. But Kyle Orton has GOT to lose those stoner, frat-boy oily bangs. There's probably a deep widow's peak under there, or maybe just a prematurely receding hairline. No matter! ANYTHING would look better than those long, greasy bangs over his forehead.

S**T, he's making millions now. Spend a few on a decent hair stylist, for chrissakes. Maybe a Marine high-and-tight - be partially balding and PROUD. Or maybe a short top that lays over both sides of the widow's peak. Whatever.

Sure, Orton may never be a GQ centerfold like Brady, Quinn or Sanchez (or who knows?). But the CU-Boulder pot-head look does NOT inspire confidence. I'd bet that a cleaner, meaner look would inspire his own self, and his team mates as well.

Sanchez looks like a GQ fairy....just sayin.

[DenBronx]

If Orton cuts his hair and Denver loses a game, I will slap you.

I say he doesnt cut it till we lose.

[PeterPQA]

GEM, Sanchez won...

And dogfish, I'm a gay man. But just look at star QBs over the years. Orton's current look doesn't cut it. I've just picked up on Brady, Quinn & Sanchez from internet buzz - I don't cyberstalk them.

[DenBronx]

I'm gonna throw up.

[ikillz0mbies]

So...I suppose each team should have a fashion consultant, hair dresser, and make up artist added to their payroll?

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I'm gonna throw up.

This thread is taking kind of a weird twist, isn't it?

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[DenBronx]

So...I suppose each team should have a fashion consultant, hair dresser, and make up artist added to their payroll?

the same one that gets the cheer leaders ready.

[DenBronx]

This thread is taking kind of a weird twist, isn't it?

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yeah, and its kinda strange because i'm still posting in it.

[ikillz0mbies]

Mods, can this thread be closed? This really isn't going anywhere....

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yeah, and its kinda strange because i'm still posting in it.

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[DenBronx]

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dont laugh because your still here too.


your not...you know...

...nevermind.

[Italianmobstr7]

I hate threads like this. The NFL isn't about who can get in GQ magazine. It's about ******* winning! We ******* won today! Shut up about the damn hair and beard, and just appearance in general. So damn annoying...

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I hate threads like this. The NFL isn't about who can get in GQ magazine. It's about ******* winning! We ******* won today! Shut up about the damn hair and beard, and just appearance in general. So damn annoying...

If you don't have a sense of humor, then go away . . .

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[PeterPQA]

All I'm sayin is that Orton needs a better look. Couldn't hurt. Might even help his confidence - he wasn't exactly a powerhouse today. Two field goals and a lucky tip ... hardly Superbowl material. Blame the splint and the glove if you want. (Hmm ... what other celebrity wore just one glove?)

[CrazyHorse]

All I'm sayin is that Orton needs a better look. Couldn't hurt. Might even help his confidence - he wasn't exactly a powerhouse today. Two field goals and a lucky tip ... hardly Superbowl material. Blame the splint and the glove if you want. (Hmm ... what other celebrity wore just one glove?)

Orton should totally rock the one glove look like Jackson. That would be pretty sweet. His touchdown dance can be the moonwalk.:elefant:

[PeterPQA]

I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE!!! The "glove" remark was just being snotty.

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All I'm sayin is that Orton needs a better look. Couldn't hurt. Might even help his confidence - he wasn't exactly a powerhouse today. Two field goals and a lucky tip ... hardly Superbowl material. Blame the splint and the glove if you want. (Hmm ... what other celebrity wore just one glove?)

The "other celebrity" didn't have 15 stitches in his index finger.

The "other celebrity" was never pummeled by a linebacker at full steam.

And Orton never danced like a wall flower, that I know of . . .

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[NameUsedBefore]

This thread is taking kind of a weird twist, isn't it?

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No I'm pretty sure it was weird from the start, although the vocabulary and grammar of some responders definitely took a turn at one particular point.

[DenBronx]

Ive got to hand it to Orton, the kids tough and finds ways to win. So if he wants bangs then let him have his #@$@ing bangs!!!

[NameUsedBefore]

To quote my friend (who doesn't really watch football), Orton didn't really win. He threw two passes in a row that should have been picked and one had a miraculous bounce. Only the receivers should have been celebrating, all he did was throw it into triple coverage repeatedly.

Lol.

[PeterPQA]

Well, I guess I'm sorry I started this thread. I just thought Kyle could use a little help, style-wise. And it might boost his self-confidence.

In any case, Kyle and the Broncos got a miracle win, and Cry-Baby Cutler got HUMILIATED!!!

All is right with the world.

Y'all can just forget about my comments about his look.

In the words of Emily Littella, "Never mind..."

[sneakers]

Yeah, this seems trivial. But Kyle Orton has GOT to lose those stoner, frat-boy oily bangs. There's probably a deep widow's peak under there, or maybe just a prematurely receding hairline. No matter! ANYTHING would look better than those long, greasy bangs over his forehead.

S**T, he's making millions now. Spend a few on a decent hair stylist, for chrissakes. Maybe a Marine high-and-tight - be partially balding and PROUD. Or maybe a short top that lays over both sides of the widow's peak. Whatever.

Sure, Orton may never be a GQ centerfold like Brady, Quinn or Sanchez (or who knows?). But the CU-Boulder pot-head look does NOT inspire confidence. I'd bet that a cleaner, meaner look would inspire his own self, and his team mates as well.


at least ge doesn't have that silly goatee thing

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Well, I guess I'm sorry I started this thread. I just thought Kyle could use a little help, style-wise. And it might boost his self-confidence.

In any case, Kyle and the Broncos got a miracle win, and Cry-Baby Cutler got HUMILIATED!!!

All is right with the world.

Y'all can just forget about my comments about his look.

In the words of Emily Littella, "Never mind..."

One problem with that: I doubt Kyle will even see this thread . . .

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[sneakers]

To quote my friend (who doesn't really watch football), Orton didn't really win. He threw two passes in a row that should have been picked and one had a miraculous bounce. Only the receivers should have been celebrating, all he did was throw it into triple coverage repeatedly.

Lol.

He did throw the pass, right?

[CrazyHorse]

Here's real style for ya...
http://www.thebachelorguy.com/images/blogs/pornstache_plummer.jpg
http://blogs.nbcsports.com/home/cutler.jpg
http://www.sportscards4all.com/store/images/00%20ELWAY%20GREEN%20GAS.jpg

[PeterPQA]

Ummmm ... CrazyHorse, that guy in your 2nd pic just threw 4 interceptions, including one that ICED him losing the game...

[PeterPQA]

... and he ALWAYS had bad hair

[NameUsedBefore]

He did throw the pass, right?

Which team does David Tyree play for these days?

[CrazyHorse]

Which team does David Tyree play for these days?

None, free agent.

[Denver Native (Carol)]

All I'm sayin is that Orton needs a better look. Couldn't hurt. Might even help his confidence - he wasn't exactly a powerhouse today. Two field goals and a lucky tip ... hardly Superbowl material. Blame the splint and the glove if you want. (Hmm ... what other celebrity wore just one glove?)


You have got to be kidding - We win our first game of the new season, and this thread is about Orton needing a different hair cut - UNBELIEVABLE. Maybe he could get a new haircut like JC got - and then throwing 4 INTS would be "fashionable" :tsk: :rolleyes:

[GEM]

GEM, Sanchez won...

And dogfish, I'm a gay man. But just look at star QBs over the years. Orton's current look doesn't cut it. I've just picked up on Brady, Quinn & Sanchez from internet buzz - I don't cyberstalk them.

I know Sanchez won...he still looked like a fairy in his Baywatch spread.

[GEM]

I think Orton should grow back the neck beard. :rockon:

[LRtagger]

Sanchez looks like a GQ fairy....just sayin.

Sanchez looks like the guy that put up the wall in my backyard.

[MOtorboat]

Orton should grow a porn-stache.

[DenBronx]

Orton should grow a porn-stache.

i say he should grow a soul patch. i would think of plummer and thats bad memories....soul patch would be original yet still very pornish.

[Bill Devaroe]

A lot of talk about Kule ortons hair. I agree this guy looks like a hippy and needs to clean up his act an represeant denver better . what is your vote for new hair stle?

[Zweems56]

Mullet imo.

[Bill Devaroe]

dunno a mullet, but his lair is to long. The only way to have long hoar is if you can at least play smoke on the water on gutar.

[Kaylore]

Spelling fail.

[Kapaibro]

We did better with Jake "Mountain Man" Plummer than Jay "Ringo Starr" Cutler.

I say stick with the rough tough beard and hair

[dogfish]

Mullet imo.


^^ this ^^

[Nomad]

High and tight!!

[Day1BroncoFan]

How about a doesn't matter choice.

[Grover]

Shoulda been a "just wear a cap" option.

[Kapaibro]

So...I suppose each team should have a fashion consultant, hair dresser, and make up artist added to their payroll?

Pick Me!!!!!!

[Requiem / The Dagda]

Rainbow Mohawk. Take a guess why.

[NameUsedBefore]

Franciscan or Dominican. Brandstater is getting close, it seems.