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Denver Native (Carol)
02-07-2014, 07:55 PM
Jim Bob Cooter, a Broncos offensive assistant this past season, is getting hired away by the Detroit Lions, where he will become head coach Jim Caldwell’s new quarterbacks coach.

Cooter, 29, spent just the one season with the Broncos at the low-level coaching position. His first NFL job was with the Indianapolis Colts, where he worked with Caldwell and quarterback Peyton Manning from 2009-11.

It’s quite the promotion for Cooter as he now has arguably the most important task on the Lions: Fixing Matthew Stafford. Immensely talented and the NFL’s No. 1 overall draft pick in 2009, the strong-armed Stafford, as much as any NFL quarterback, needs coaching in fundamentals, poise under fire and reading defenses.

http://blogs.denverpost.com/broncos/2014/02/07/broncos-lost-assistant-coach-jim-bob-cooter-lions/26436/

Buff
02-07-2014, 07:56 PM
Not Jim Bob Cooter!

Slick
02-07-2014, 07:57 PM
We're screwed.

Dzone
02-07-2014, 08:01 PM
what a traitor

slim
02-07-2014, 08:11 PM
Noooooo!!!

Dzone
02-07-2014, 08:14 PM
Ask Detroit if we can throw in John Fox as part of the deal

DenBronx
02-07-2014, 09:00 PM
Don't think we needed him anyway. Lol

Dapper Dan
02-07-2014, 10:21 PM
Damn. That sucks. I guess I'll be taking Stafford instead of Manning on my fantasy team.

BroncoWave
02-07-2014, 10:27 PM
#1 pick, here we come.

vettesplus
02-07-2014, 11:10 PM
Jim Bob Cooter who???:whoknows:

wayninja
02-07-2014, 11:15 PM
Not Jim Bob Cooter! That dog won' hunt dammit! How else am I gonna get my fixins of holler gristle!

TXBRONC
02-08-2014, 12:02 AM
I heard he's also taking Granny, Ellie May, Jethro, three or four shot guns and 1,500 rounds of ammo.

Dapper Dan
02-08-2014, 12:03 AM
Jim Bob Cooter who???:whoknows:

Where have you been, man?

Jaded
02-09-2014, 01:30 PM
Jim Bob Cooter who???:whoknows:

"Yer killin me Smalls!"

Denver Native (Carol)
02-09-2014, 04:58 PM
It takes a lot of people, both out front and behind the scenes, to create history.

And one of those out-of-the-limelight folks that helped the Denver Broncos score an NFL record 606 points this past season as quarterback Peyton Manning set single-season records for passing touchdowns (55) and passing yards (5,477) has been hired to help another quarterback in another offense.

Broncos offensive assistant Jim Bob Cooter has told the Broncos he has accepted the job as quarterbacks coach for the Detroit Lions. And there are those inside the Broncos suburban practice complex who believe Cooter will be difficult to replace. It appeared the team has escaped the hiring period of most of the new coaching staffs in the league without losing him.

But newly-minted Lions head coach Jim Caldwell knew what the Broncos had in Cooter given that Cooter was an offensive assistant with the Colts in all three of Caldwell’s seasons as Indianapolis’ head coach.

rest - http://espn.go.com/blog/denver-broncos/post/_/id/5017/broncos-lose-key-offensive-assistant

Dzone
02-09-2014, 06:24 PM
He was great in slingblade

Timmy!
02-09-2014, 09:49 PM
And the award for most hillbilly sounding name goes to Mr. Jim Bob Cooter

BroncoWave
02-09-2014, 10:06 PM
And the award for most hillbilly sounding name goes to Mr. Jim Bob Cooter

Congrats on pointing out the obvious joke!

Dapper Dan
02-09-2014, 10:31 PM
Congrats on pointing out the obvious joke!

But do you get it? His first name is Jim Bob. That sounds like a really southern first name. Then, his last name is Cooter. Like the guy on the Dukes of Hazzard.

Timmy!
02-10-2014, 12:12 AM
Congrats on pointing out the obvious joke!

Thanks for pointing out that I was pointing out the obvious joke. With that Tulane education you could probably score a sweet gig at the department of redundancy department.

Dapper Dan
02-10-2014, 12:14 AM
Thanks for pointing out that I was pointing out the obvious joke. With that Tulane education you could probably score a sweet gig at the department of redundancy department.

Hey. You said department twice.

Jaded
02-10-2014, 12:23 AM
Cripple fight!

TXBRONC
02-10-2014, 09:48 AM
Hey. You said department twice.

Well duh that's because he's talking about the Department of Redundancy. :rolleyes:

BroncoNut
02-10-2014, 11:20 AM
omg!! what a terrible way to go. But what was he doing in the Serengetti?

Buff
02-10-2014, 05:08 PM
omg!! what a terrible way to go. But what was he doing in the Serengetti?

QF5starpoast

Dapper Dan
01-01-2017, 03:46 PM
Time to bring him back as HC.

Valar Morghulis
01-01-2017, 03:49 PM
Time to bring him back as HC.

Is cooter not a word you guys use to describe a vagina?

Dapper Dan
01-01-2017, 03:53 PM
Is cooter not a word you guys use to describe a vagina?

What's that?

Valar Morghulis
01-01-2017, 03:57 PM
What's that? Something I used to eat

Dapper Dan
01-01-2017, 04:15 PM
Something I used to ear

Ooh. I think I member. Yeah, we call it a cooter.