PDA

View Full Version : Wilson is Coming...



TheTwelfthMan
01-29-2014, 01:20 AM
I've been talking most about the defense, but the Hawks offense isn't a slouch, either. Way more creative than yours too.

Edit: your forum sucks, you can't even support a Youtube embed? Anyway, here's the link, mules: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-xgLNEK3U No wonder that the highest form of technology your pathetic state has ever produced consists of Coors Light and crudely drawn cartoons.

Day1BroncoFan
01-29-2014, 01:37 AM
I've been talking most about the defense, but the Hawks offense isn't a slouch, either. Way more creative than yours too.

Edit: your forum sucks, you can't even support a Youtube embed? Anyway, here's the link, mules: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-xgLNEK3U No wonder that the highest form of technology your pathetic state has ever produced consists of Coors Light and crudely drawn cartoons.

Too bad your boy won't be on the field much and when he is he'll be under post roast.

Guess what's for dinner, it's smashed seahawk smothered in pot roast.

I would show you how to embed a youtube but... nah.

Dapper Dan
01-29-2014, 02:23 AM
I've been talking most about the defense, but the Hawks offense isn't a slouch, either. Way more creative than yours too.

Edit: your forum sucks, you can't even support a Youtube embed? Anyway, here's the link, mules: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-xgLNEK3U No wonder that the highest form of technology your pathetic state has ever produced consists of Coors Light and crudely drawn cartoons.

Here you go:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-xgLNEK3U

Welcome to the board. I hope you like it here.

atwater27
01-29-2014, 08:18 AM
Wilson is Coming....to watch and learn how a master QB at the top of his craft plays ball.

CoachChaz
01-29-2014, 08:23 AM
So how long does this guy last before he's banned?

olathebroncofan
01-29-2014, 08:52 AM
This dude is a hall of fame poster compared to WTE. welcome to the board

WTE
01-29-2014, 08:53 AM
So how long does this guy last before he's banned?

I say we let him stick around. He seems like a decent fella'

Hello TwelfthMan. My name is WTE. I am on your side.

MasterShake
01-29-2014, 08:53 AM
Wow. A WHOLE 4 MINUTES of highlights from an entire season of some guy running around (often back to where he started) until someone gets open. And Beast Mode... more like LEAST MODE? Am I rite?!

I would try harder, but your smack is weaker than a paraplegic pimp trying to get his money from a blow up doll.

Northman
01-29-2014, 08:53 AM
He should be fine, he's posting in the correct forum. But his thread title sounds like a bad gay porn.

Thnikkaman
01-29-2014, 09:04 AM
Wilson came already and decided he didn't want to play baseball. Our defense will make him wish he signed with the Rockies.

atwater27
01-29-2014, 09:11 AM
He should be fine, he's posting in the correct forum. But his thread title sounds like a bad gay porn.

ewww

MasterShake
01-29-2014, 09:16 AM
Wow. They have a whole thread from which to launch their amazing smack attacks on the Broncos: http://www.seahawks.net/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=86940

I was going to make a thread about the Seahawks and their Championship seasons but there is NO TITLE! Get it? No title! Like title of the thread or Championship title... this is lamer than the Seahawks offense. Sorry.

MasterShake
01-29-2014, 09:17 AM
This Wilson is more of a baller than Russell Wilson! GET IT?!

4228

CoachChaz
01-29-2014, 09:27 AM
I'm not condoning or looking for a ban. Just interested in the over/under

MasterShake
01-29-2014, 09:33 AM
I'm not condoning or looking for a ban. Just interested in the over/under

It won't matter. After the thorough thrashing the Hawks get Sunday he will exile himself like all the other trolls.

Dzone
01-29-2014, 10:09 AM
I've been talking most about the defense, but the Hawks offense isn't a slouch, either. Way more creative than yours too.

Edit: your forum sucks, you can't even support a Youtube embed? Anyway, here's the link, mules: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-xgLNEK3U No wonder that the highest form of technology your pathetic state has ever produced consists of Coors Light and crudely drawn cartoons.
Are you serious? You are too stupid to know how to embed a video on a discussion board? What a moron

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UinmAoe7elU

chazoe60
01-29-2014, 10:12 AM
How dare this fuker talk shit about Coors light and South Park. Paul Allen is a fag.

Northman
01-29-2014, 10:13 AM
It won't matter. After the thorough thrashing the Hawks get Sunday he will exile himself like all the other trolls.

Death......by exile.

wcben
01-29-2014, 10:17 AM
Wow what?! My respect for WTE just went out the window. I knew you were a patriots fanboy but a Seahawks avi? So you're just anti-Broncos (Evil)??

GEM
01-29-2014, 10:22 AM
I've been talking most about the defense, but the Hawks offense isn't a slouch, either. Way more creative than yours too.

Edit: your forum sucks, you can't even support a Youtube embed? Anyway, here's the link, mules: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-xgLNEK3U No wonder that the highest form of technology your pathetic state has ever produced consists of Coors Light and crudely drawn cartoons.

It's not our fault you aren't smart enough to put the last bit of that web addy between [youtube ] [/ youtube]

Guess that's above your ******* head....but then again you're telling us Wilson is coming like that is something to be scared of. :laugh: Pot Roast is going to introduce him to the cold hard turf.

You do know Colorado is the top producer of micro breweries...dumbshit. Learn something before spouting your mouth and making yourself look any stupider than you already do just being a Seachoke fan.

Dzone
01-29-2014, 10:39 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMTtHjCf3l0

Skinny
01-29-2014, 10:42 AM
http://i.imgur.com/sTGX0lK.gif

GEM
01-29-2014, 10:49 AM
4230

Still our little red headed step child...like ya always were.

NightTrainLayne
01-29-2014, 10:52 AM
Please, enlighten us about your offense being "more creative" than ours. Break it down for us please with some examples.

Thnikkaman
01-29-2014, 10:52 AM
How dare this fuker talk shit about Coors light and South Park. Paul Allen is a fag.

Coors light is piss.

Let the big boys talk smack.

Thnikkaman
01-29-2014, 10:55 AM
Here's what Seattle is famous for.

http://geoduckrecipes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/geoduck-size.jpg

******* seachicken fans.

GEM
01-29-2014, 10:59 AM
Here's what Seattle is famous for.

http://geoduckrecipes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/geoduck-size.jpg

******* seachicken fans.

Seattle.....hipster ******* heaven. Nuke the place and the suicide rate would plummet.

Thnikkaman
01-29-2014, 10:59 AM
I've been talking most about the defense, but the Hawks offense isn't a slouch, either. Way more creative than yours too.

Edit: your forum sucks, you can't even support a Youtube embed? Anyway, here's the link, mules: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-xgLNEK3U No wonder that the highest form of technology your pathetic state has ever produced consists of Coors Light and crudely drawn cartoons.

http://i.minus.com/ibp9HKBKxY8x06.gif

slim
01-29-2014, 11:00 AM
Please, enlighten us about your offense being "more creative" than ours. Break it down for us please with some examples.

Tim Tebow could run their offense.

Ravage!!!
01-29-2014, 11:01 AM
I'm GLAD Wilson is coming....that boy has been very very average since about midway through the season, and his accuracy on throwing the normal patterns from the pocket, is flat out BAD. The last thing I'm worried about is Wilson beating us. I'd take my chances with him allllllll day long. Especially the way he runs BACKWARDS on his scrambles.... BRILLIANT!!!! :lol:

I'm betting this kid isn't older than 12

Ravage!!!
01-29-2014, 11:02 AM
Tim Tebow could run their offense.

haha ha ha... HE COULD!!! (its funny 'cause it's true!)

slim
01-29-2014, 11:04 AM
haha ha ha... HE COULD!!! (its funny 'cause it's true!)

To be fair, Wilson only looks lost half the time. So he is 50% better than Tebow.

Ravage!!!
01-29-2014, 11:08 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMTtHjCf3l0

:lol: "Julius would have given it to some girl in the stands. WOuld have traded her phone number for it." ahahaha

WTE
01-29-2014, 11:13 AM
It won't matter. After the thorough thrashing the Hawks get Sunday he will exile himself like all the other trolls.

I wouldn't be so sure Shake. I think Seattle is looking GOLDEN in this game. You will be HARVIN a bad time watching your offense get LYNCHed by the Legion of Boom. You will see Little Wes get rattled so bad he will think he's Tattoo from Fantasy Island, pointing to the sky yelling, "MEBANE! MEBANE!"

It will be ugly as you KEARSE the TV and yell at your wife to bring you another MILLER killer. By the end of the game you will walk to the closest CLIFF yelling FARWELL cruel world!

chazoe60
01-29-2014, 11:15 AM
Coors light is piss.

Let the big boys talk smack.

You don't understand sarcasm do you?

Thnikkaman
01-29-2014, 11:16 AM
I wouldn't be so sure Shake. I think Seattle is looking GOLDEN in this game. You will be HARVIN a bad time watching your offense get LYNCHed by the Legion of Boom. You will see Little Wes get rattled so bad he will think he's Tattoo from Fantasy Island, pointing to the sky yelling, "MEBANE! MEBANE!"

It will be ugly as you KEARSE the TV and yell at your wife to bring you another MILLER killer. By the end of the game you will walk to the closest CLIFF yelling FARWELL cruel world!

The same way your original team fell over like a bunch of BRADYs on the field?

artie_dale
01-29-2014, 11:25 AM
I can make an awesome 4 minute highlight video of Tim Tebow, but what would be the point? Anyone can be made to look great if you only filter in the good things. Wilson is in over his head. I like the kid, but these last few weeks (even before the playoffs), he's played somewhat timid. Both he and Kap were throwing up prayers and Wilson's are who's got answered. I doubt that will work on Sunday.

MasterShake
01-29-2014, 11:25 AM
I wouldn't be so sure Shake. I think Seattle is looking GOLDEN in this game. You will be HARVIN a bad time watching your offense get LYNCHed by the Legion of Boom. You will see Little Wes get rattled so bad he will think he's Tattoo from Fantasy Island, pointing to the sky yelling, "MEBANE! MEBANE!"

It will be ugly as you KEARSE the TV and yell at your wife to bring you another MILLER killer. By the end of the game you will walk to the closest CLIFF yelling FARWELL cruel world!

Well if we want to be CHAMPs we have to beat whoever is in front of us. I'm sure I will just relax and UNREIN (which is German for Unwind) as the Broncos have the game well in hand by halftime. I might even enjoy an Orange JULIUS with my chicken wings. I'm sure the Broncos offense will be MANNING the guns so to speak, and firing on all cylinders. When our defense attacks Russell Wilson, he better say his prAYERS. We are going to RODGERS his CROMARTIE. It will be like being on HOLLIDAY, except without all the loud mouth Italian guys in speedos.

So WTE, you better just COLQUITT while you are ahead.

WTE
01-29-2014, 11:36 AM
So WTE, you better just COLQUITT while you are ahead.

Not just yet.

Welker will get rattled so bad he will think he got blasted by a SHERMAN tank. He will be on the sidelines pleading for the trainers to let him back in saying, "I just need some Tylenol, Excedrin and some AVRIL.

tubby
01-29-2014, 11:57 AM
Nice thread chode. Sweet hail marry last week. If by creative you mean less efficient than I agree. See you and your squad Sunday. Good luck.

http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/3f/61/03/3f61038f39cf0f11aec49897fad7102b.jpg

MasterShake
01-29-2014, 12:05 PM
Not just yet.

Welker will get rattled so bad he will think he got blasted by a SHERMAN tank. He will be on the sidelines pleading for the trainers to let him back in saying, "I just need some Tylenol, Excedrin and some AVRIL.

You want to talk about headaches? Our defense will make if feel like we stabbed Pete Carrol's head with a PHILLIPS head screwdriver. Those DB's for Seattle are as tall as that WEBSTER kid from that 80's show of the same name and can not keep up with our huge receivers. Our offense will run the BALL down their throats. And when Seattles offense is on the field they will be so confused that it will seem like they have a signal JAMMER in their headsets. The passing attack of the Seahawks stinks like someone took a shit in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl (known as an upper DECKER).

So when IHENACHO...*sniff* excuse me I just sneezed. So when I eat a nacho I better be careful not to spill them everywhere as I celebrate touchdown after touchdown.

This CALDWELL be the end of this discussion because I might have to look up the roster if I continue.

BroncoNut
01-29-2014, 01:23 PM
Are you serious? You are too stupid to know how to embed a video on a discussion board? What a moron

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UinmAoe7elU

Hey now.

WTE
01-29-2014, 01:29 PM
I'm beginning to think this game could get real ugly for you guys. Seattle's D is going to clean up on your receivers like Felix UNGER cleaned up Oscar Madison's bedroom. John Fox will be begging for PERCY. John Elway will call Governor Christie and pleading for CLEMONSy.

Peyton will be so embarrassed by his lost legacy he will sneak out of Met Life in disguise by wearing a TURBIN on his head. Meanwhile, Richard Sherman will be laughing all the way to the bank like THURMOND Howell, III.

BroncoNut
01-29-2014, 01:36 PM
I'm beginning to think this game could get real ugly for you guys. Seattle's D is going to clean up on your receivers like Felix UNGER cleaned up Oscar Madison's bedroom. John Fox will be begging for PERCY. John Elway will call Governor Christie and pleading for CLEMONSy.

Peyton will be so embarrassed by his lost legacy he will sneak out of Met Life in disguise by wearing a TURBIN on his head. Meanwhile, Richard Sherman will be laughing all the way to the bank like THURMOND Howell, III.

omg that is so stupid. you are pathetic, you really are

weazel
01-29-2014, 05:51 PM
******* clown bitches about the forum but it was his own stupidity that wouldn't allow him to embed a video. He's dumber than a raider fan.

Slick
01-29-2014, 05:56 PM
The next time Russell Wilson takes a 3 or a 5 step drop and delivers a strike on time to an open receiver will be his first.

You better hope like hell Lynch runs for about 200 yards, Wilson somehow pulls off several miraculous sand lot plays, and that Denver turns the ball over 3 times.

chazoe60
01-29-2014, 05:57 PM
******* clown bitches about the forum but it was his own stupidity that wouldn't allow him to embed a video. He's dumber than a raider fan.
Then he disappears. I guess he's off drinking a cummaccino and Jerking off to the rumored specs of the iPhone6

WTE
01-29-2014, 06:13 PM
I guess I'm still your favorite Seahawks troll.

chazoe60
01-29-2014, 06:27 PM
I guess I'm still your favorite Seahawks troll.

By a wide margin. Now go eat a bowl of dicks.

WTE
01-29-2014, 06:30 PM
By a wide margin. Now go eat a bowl of dicks.

Chazoe when do you leave for FLA?

chazoe60
01-29-2014, 06:33 PM
Chazoe when do you leave for FLA?
Friday at 4:45pm from DIA. Direct flight to Orlando, we land at 10:05pm.

WTE
01-29-2014, 06:39 PM
Friday at 4:45pm from DIA. Direct flight to Orlando, we land at 10:05pm.

No flight from Vegas this time?

chazoe60
01-29-2014, 06:44 PM
No flight from Vegas this time?

Nope not this time. Trust me, if it saved me $1500 like it did last time I would be doing it again.

Al Wilson 4 Mayor
01-29-2014, 06:57 PM
Beware folks, Wilson is coming.

http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h317/al7n6awi/Owen%20Wilson/owen-wilson117.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/al7n6awi/media/Owen%20Wilson/owen-wilson117.jpg.html)

Dapper Dan
01-29-2014, 08:01 PM
Brace yourselves.

DenBronx
01-29-2014, 08:33 PM
I've been talking most about the defense, but the Hawks offense isn't a slouch, either. Way more creative than yours too.

Edit: your forum sucks, you can't even support a Youtube embed? Anyway, here's the link, mules: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR-xgLNEK3U No wonder that the highest form of technology your pathetic state has ever produced consists of Coors Light and crudely drawn cartoons.


That's because you guys HAVE to be creative. You have no choice. Lol Our offense will just score score score and score some more. We don't need to be creative because we can score at will. You guys need gimmicks to move the chains.


Oh and we do allow youtube you just don't know how to use it properly. ;)

DenBronx
01-29-2014, 08:58 PM
This guy hasnt even responded.

I thought Seahawk fans were going to be everywhere, guess not.


After they lose I suspect they will go back to doing whatever they did before they became Seahawk fans in 2013.


I expected more....I really did.

WTE
02-01-2014, 12:32 PM
In terms of points allowed the two toughest defenses Denver has played this year are Indy & NE which are ranked 9th and 10th, respectively.

Denver went 1-2 in those contests which is not very good. They now face the # 1 defense in the world.

That's all. You can go back to what you were doing.

BroncoJoe
02-01-2014, 02:18 PM
In terms of points allowed the two toughest defenses Denver has played this year are Indy & NE which are ranked 9th and 10th, respectively.

Denver went 1-2 in those contests which is not very good. They now face the # 1 defense in the world.

That's all. You can go back to what you were doing.

Check again, loser.

slim
02-01-2014, 02:23 PM
In terms of points allowed the two toughest defenses Denver has played this year are Indy & NE which are ranked 9th and 10th, respectively.

Denver went 1-2 in those contests which is not very good. They now face the # 1 defense in the world.

That's all. You can go back to what you were doing.

1. You are wrong.
2. Denver scored 33 on Indy and averaged 30 against NE.
3. Seattle won't score more than 20.
4. Suck a dick.

Davii
02-01-2014, 04:04 PM
In terms of points allowed the two toughest defenses Denver has played this year are Indy & NE which are ranked 9th and 10th, respectively.

Denver went 1-2 in those contests which is not very good. They now face the # 1 defense in the world.

That's all. You can go back to what you were doing.

Just for you.

http://rlv.zcache.com/i_love_dick_i_love_you_dick_heart_bag-r88853c2728714aa38a2d82c7d4c668a7_v9w72_8byvr_324. jpg

Of course you can fill your dick bag with this

http://blogs.westword.com/cafesociety/heinz-spotted-dick.jpg

And enjoy a bag of dick. Dickbag.

BroncoNut
02-02-2014, 03:35 PM
Then he disappears. I guess he's off drinking a cummaccino and Jerking off to the rumored specs of the iPhone6

Mo jerking off? No way

Day1BroncoFan
02-02-2014, 04:59 PM
If we win today, we'll never see him again...

Watchthemiddle
02-02-2014, 05:01 PM
Then I guess we will never see him again.

Day1BroncoFan
02-02-2014, 05:03 PM
Then I guess we will never see him again.

:2thumbs:

TheTwelfthMan
02-02-2014, 06:07 PM
Just a few hours left until the Lombardi Trophy comes to the Emerald City.

I'm fact here's a bold prediction: Denver will be behind at least one touchdown at halftime and it will only get worse from there.

So see you ******* losers with your geritol popping QB at halftime. LOB

chazoe60
02-02-2014, 06:10 PM
Just a few hours left until the Lombardi Trophy comes to the Emerald City.

I'm fact here's a bold prediction: Denver will be behind at least one touchdown at halftime and it will only get worse from there.

So see you ******* losers with your geritol popping QB at halftime. LOB
Watch out your house is on fire. Well, it would be if wishes came true.

MOtorboat
02-02-2014, 06:13 PM
Why do they keep talking about leaving runners on base?

TheTwelfthMan
02-02-2014, 06:34 PM
Hahahahaha SAFETY

chazoe60
02-02-2014, 07:24 PM
Hahahahaha SAFETY

**** you.

TheTwelfthMan
02-02-2014, 07:53 PM
It's nearly halftime and the "number one offense" is shutout.

Peyton Manning: 0 TD, 2 INT, one returned for a touchdown.

l...o...l!

LOB

chazoe60
02-02-2014, 07:55 PM
It's nearly halftime and the "number one offense" is shutout.

Peyton Manning: 0 TD, 2 INT, one returned for a touchdown.

l...o...l!

LOB

**** you.

TheTwelfthMan
02-02-2014, 07:58 PM
LOB making Peyton look like his brother when his team played us earlier this year...I wonder if this will be a shutout all the way? Could very well happen.

TheTwelfthMan
02-02-2014, 08:05 PM
Come on Donkeys...heeereeee donkey donkey donkey...

Sent from my iPad Air

Day1BroncoFan
02-02-2014, 08:15 PM
It ain't over yet bitch.

TheTwelfthMan
02-02-2014, 08:24 PM
It ain't over yet bitch.

0 TD 2 INT 1 Pick Six

Don't worry, you've still got those '90s Super Bowls.

Anywho, **** John "Horse Teeth" Elway, **** John Fox, **** Peyton Manning and **** Papa John and his shitty pizza.

LOB for life!

Thnikkaman
02-02-2014, 08:28 PM
Enjoy your riots tonight.

Mother ******.

MOtorboat
02-02-2014, 08:30 PM
Enjoy your riots tonight.

Mother ******.

Do you really think Seattle will have riots. I'm not sure I can see that happening.

TheTwelfthMan
02-02-2014, 08:32 PM
Ballgame!

CHOKE!

Day1BroncoFan
02-02-2014, 08:45 PM
Have a good Lombardi dance tonight.

Thnikkaman
02-02-2014, 08:45 PM
Ballgame!

CHOKE!

When is your shift at Starbucks tomorrow?

weazel
02-03-2014, 12:53 PM
Wilson had nothing to do with that win. They could have put a monkey in at QB, Wilson is the least important part of that team, I hate to say it but Tebow could have won that game

WTE
02-03-2014, 01:56 PM
Wilson had nothing to do with that win. They could have put a monkey in at QB, Wilson is the least important part of that team, I hate to say it but Tebow could have won that game

You're crazy, Wilson played great. Perfect passes to the slot to move the chains. He escaped pressure multiple times with his mobility be scrambling out of the pocket.

Seattle is like NE in that they have smallish receivers and they don't get much from their TE's. The difference is Wilson can escape the sack unlike Brady.

But to say Wilson had nothing to do with that victory is not accurate.

weazel
02-03-2014, 02:07 PM
You're crazy, Wilson played great. Perfect passes to the slot to move the chains. He escaped pressure multiple times with his mobility be scrambling out of the pocket.

Seattle is like NE in that they have smallish receivers and they don't get much from their TE's. The difference is Wilson can escape the sack unlike Brady.

But to say Wilson had nothing to do with that victory is not accurate.

I will agree with you, Wilson is better than Brady ;)

Seattle would have won that game with ANY QB that has ever played the game. Wilson didn't change the outcome of the game at all, Jamarcus Russel would have done just as well.

WTE
02-03-2014, 02:12 PM
I will agree with you, Wilson is better than Brady ;)

Seattle would have won that game with ANY QB that has ever played the game. Wilson didn't change the outcome of the game at all, Jamarcus Russel would have done just as well.

I do miss NE not having a QB that can run to escape pressure or run for a 1st when nothing is happening downfield. I think I have to go all the way back to Steve Grogan for the last time we had one.

DenBronx
02-03-2014, 02:53 PM
Seattle's the team to beat now. I could see the repeating. They have maybe one of the best all around teams but maybe the best defense I've seen. I know there were several other great defenses but they played scary...real scary. Cam Chancelor made DT look like a rag doll.

BroncoNut
02-03-2014, 04:43 PM
Wilson had nothing to do with that win. They could have put a monkey in at QB, Wilson is the least important part of that team, I hate to say it but Tebow could have won that game

I dont' know about that. but maybe. then again, we only scored 8 points so I am leaning towards probably right. But as much as I hate to I gotta hand it to him, he did some impressive things last night imo. I know, I know, against our uninspired and worn out Defense, but still, ......

BroncoNut
02-03-2014, 04:45 PM
Seattle's the team to beat now. I could see the repeating. They have maybe one of the best all around teams but maybe the best defense I've seen. I know there were several other great defenses but they played scary...real scary. Cam Chancelor made DT look like a rag doll.

them, San Fran, ... both those teams are tough.

weazel
02-03-2014, 04:54 PM
them, San Fran, ... both those teams are tough.

and Oakland!