Kids, Be The First One On Your Block To Own The New Wes "They Call Me Assassin" Welker Doll

[OrangeHoof]

Endorsed by Bill Belicheat and whiny Patriot fans...

New from MATTEL, the Wes Welker "Ninja Assassin" doll is hitting Denver area stores with a venegence. Watch Welker, the guy with two concussions and an oversized helmet, body block his way into playoff immortality as he purposefully KO's New England's best defensive back and takes him out of the game! With his trusted sidekick Trindon "The Toy Wonder" Holliday, Welker paves the way for his fellow receivers to catch throws from the game's best quarterback and lead them all the way to the Super Bowl!!!

Richard Sherman, yo azz is marked.

So impress your friends. Be the first on your block to own one and gain street cred throughout your hood.

(Aqib Talib doll sold separately.)

[ShaneFalco]

i would buy one

[WTE]

I congratulate you on your 1st Super Bowl appearance in 15 yrs.

Who was President 15 yrs ago? Was that Reagan or Bush 41?

[ShaneFalco]

I congratulate you on your 1st Super Bowl appearance in 15 yrs.

Who was President 15 yrs ago? Was that Reagan or Bush 41?

i have some boston friends that can admit BB was a bit butthurt with that comment.

[WTE]

i have some boston friends that can admit BB was a bit butthurt with that comment.

Wacha Wacha.

[OrangeHoof]

15 years is a long time. How many terrorist incidents have come out of Massachussetts in that time (not counting Aaron Hernandez)?

[broken12]

Funny thing is talib was butthurt too, no damage according to nfl network just a big puss

[WTE]

15 yrs is a long time. I'm sure a lot of you don't remember your last Super Bowl.

#TooYoung

[Buff]

15 yrs is a long time. I'm sure a lot of you don't remember your last Super Bowl.

#TooYoung

Did you see where the Broncos stacked the box against Brady and dared him to beat them in man to man? Do you know why they did that? Because the Patriots don't have any offensive talent. Your murdering TE and your arrogant front office started your team on a long downward spiral. It could be 15 years or more for the Pats once the Broncos go B2B and this Brady window slams shut.

#CurseofWelker

[ShaneFalco]

Pretty obvious BB has the biggest ego in the league

[Dzone]

Bellichek is a manipulator. He will probably get some new rule change out of this. Kraft and Goddell are best of buds, they like to go yachting together.

[MOtorboat]

Did you see where the Broncos stacked the box against Brady and dared him to beat them in man to man? Do you know why they did that? Because the Patriots don't have any offensive talent. Your murdering TE and your arrogant front office started your team on a long downward spiral. It could be 15 years or more for the Pats once the Broncos go B2B and this Brady window slams shut.

#CurseofWelker

10 years is just five years away from 15.

#madmathskills

[Hawgdriver]

15 yrs is a long time. I'm sure a lot of you don't remember your last Super Bowl.

#TooYoung

#BitterLikeBitterchek

[Poet]

FWIW, no one is as good at the murder dance as Hernandez.

[wayninja]

I congratulate you on your 1st Super Bowl appearance in 15 yrs.

Who was President 15 yrs ago? Was that Reagan or Bush 41?

And congrats to you on your back to back AFC championship appearances. Nowhere to go from here but up, right?

[CrazyHorse]

This is funny considering the league had to change the rules because New England's DB's used to maul receivers.