You have one job [Archive]

Poet

01-11-2014, 06:12 AM

That job is to murderdance all over the Chargers. I don't care that I pull for the Broncos every now and again. I don't care that Manning is one of my favorite players ever. I don't care that I love the shit out of most of you jokers.

Your job is destroy them. You must destroy them. For me.

Murderdance.

MURDERDANCE!!!!!!

MOtorboat

01-11-2014, 08:31 AM

Go to bed King.

DenBronx

01-11-2014, 08:43 AM

If we dont beat the snot out of the Chargers this whole thing is a collosal failure.

That would be two years in a row one and done to scrub teams.

We better win this time.

Poet

01-11-2014, 09:14 AM

Go to bed King.

I've tried. I'm fairly certain this rage and insomnia fueled post is fantastic.

MOtorboat

01-11-2014, 09:16 AM

I've tried. I'm fairly certain this rage and insomnia fueled post is fantastic.

I think we need to discuss the new word.

Is it "murderdance" or "murderance." I question, because the latter sounds more like a verb than the former.

Poet

01-11-2014, 09:20 AM

I think we need to discuss the new word.

Is it "murderdance" or "murderance." I question, because the latter sounds more like a verb than the former.

Murderdance is both a noun, verb, and adjective.

MOtorboat

01-11-2014, 09:23 AM

Murderdance is both a noun, verb, and adjective.

Can you please define "murderdance"?

Poet

01-11-2014, 09:26 AM

Can you please define "murderdance"?

The act of dancing while destroying your opponent or foe.

Dancing in celebration of your foe or opponent's destruction.

A way of describing a person's level or ability of destruction capabilities.

BroncoJoe

01-11-2014, 09:27 AM

Shouldn't this be in the lounge, or better yet, the black hole?

Poet

01-11-2014, 09:32 AM

Shouldn't this be in the lounge, or better yet, the black hole?

No. Now shut the **** up.

chazoe60

01-11-2014, 09:35 AM

We will avenge you.

I bet King murderdances all over some bacon this morning.

SoCalImport

01-11-2014, 09:42 AM

Done. But definitely NOT to avenge the flippin Bengals. Fe cryin oot loud..:rolleyes:

OrangeHoof

01-11-2014, 09:46 AM

Avenging the Bengals would take months at the minimum for, lo, that have suffered a hundred deaths.

(and many of them self-inflicted)

Poet

01-11-2014, 09:51 AM

Nope. It is done for me.

I do hope that Denver represents the AFC. No one else to root for.

BroncoJoe

01-11-2014, 09:56 AM

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b48/JoeArthur/WorstThreadEver.gif

Poet

01-11-2014, 09:58 AM

http://memecrunch.com/meme/22LD/best-thread-ever/image.png

chazoe60

01-11-2014, 10:21 AM

http://plorf.com/media/pic-anteater-high5.jpg

BroncoJoe

01-11-2014, 10:27 AM

http://www.godlikeproductions.com/sm/custom/f/e/703b5fef38.png

MOtorboat

01-11-2014, 10:42 AM

I cannot quantify the awesomeness of this:

http://plorf.com/media/pic-anteater-high5.jpg

dogfish

01-11-2014, 10:58 AM

king finally has his coming out thread, and you effing insensitive jerks just gotta piss all over it and yourselves immediately. . .

nut will be so proud. . .

:yardog:

TXBRONC

01-11-2014, 11:34 AM

I've tried. I'm fairly certain this rage and insomnia fueled post is fantastic.

Eat some bacon that might make you feel better.

atwater27

01-11-2014, 11:58 AM

I'd like to meet you someday King. You seem like a cool mother ******. If it makes you feel any better, I was rooting for the Bengals most of the season whomever they were playing, especially last week. They are a good QB away from dominance.

Timmy!

01-11-2014, 02:28 PM

Yes. There will be a murderdance. It is my birthday wish.

slim

01-11-2014, 02:31 PM

King, I have my murderdance pants on.

MOtorboat

01-11-2014, 02:33 PM

King, I have my murderdance pants on.

You don't wear pants.

slim

01-11-2014, 02:35 PM

You don't wear pants.

I am today!!

Army Bronco

01-11-2014, 02:44 PM

Murderdance: the act of a murderer and dancing on the corpse of the murder victim.
The Broncos defensive lineman danced all over the body of Phillip Rivers after a vicious sack by 3 defenders which broke his spirit and spleen.

Ziggy

01-11-2014, 02:49 PM

Best thread of the year!!

We've got this King. The Broncos will avenge the Bengals. As a matter of fact, I heard it was going to be in the pre game speech.

DenBronx

01-11-2014, 05:36 PM

Glad to see King finally admit hes a Broncos fan.

Poet

01-11-2014, 05:39 PM

Wait...this never happened?

7DnBrnc53

01-12-2014, 12:51 AM

After tonight's NE game, I am pissed. I am sick of that team.

It's not their time, and they shouldn't be here, but they keep cheesing their way deep into the playoffs every year.

It's also not SD's time. I don't want to see NE-SD in the title game. That is for 2007.

This is the 2010's. It's our time. There is no way the Broncos should lose to these teams. We should pound these teams by 30+ points.

Dapper Dan

01-12-2014, 01:00 AM

I can see John Elway after the Chargers game saying "This one's for King!"

Poet

01-12-2014, 01:02 AM

I can see John Elway after the Chargers game saying "This one's for King!"

That would make me feel special.

Dapper Dan

01-12-2014, 01:03 AM

That would make me feel special.

Tned really needs to tell John at their next meeting.

dogfish

01-12-2014, 01:11 AM

king, tomorrow we ride!

Poet

01-12-2014, 01:34 AM

king, tomorrow we ride!

destroy them!

olathebroncofan

01-12-2014, 02:26 AM

king, tomorrow we ride!

destroy them!

Well you leave the board if we don't win?

Al Wilson 4 Mayor

01-12-2014, 03:14 AM

Leave King alone. His team may suck, but he doesn't. :D

dogfish

01-12-2014, 03:53 AM

Well you leave the board if we don't win?

no. . .

Poet

01-12-2014, 06:35 AM

This thread has shown me which Bronco fans are my friends. This thread has also shown me which Bronco fans are my foes.

I wish you all the best. May you ride upon your enemies.

chazoe60

01-12-2014, 09:24 AM

murderdance

Denver Native (Carol)

01-12-2014, 10:57 AM

If we dont beat the snot out of the Chargers this whole thing is a collosal failure.

That would be two years in a row one and done to scrub teams.

We better win this time.

How can you call Baltimore a scrub team - they went on to win the SB

BroncoJoe

01-12-2014, 11:05 AM

This thread has shown me which Bronco fans are my friends. This thread has also shown me which Bronco fans are my foes.

I wish you all the best. May you ride upon your enemies.

Take your ball and go home, fatass.

;)

slim

01-12-2014, 03:47 PM

Let's dance.

Poet

01-12-2014, 04:03 PM

Take your ball and go home, fatass.

;)

I'm going to the sports bar. Which is a home on Sunday. You watch yourself, Joe. You might miss me

BroncoJoe

01-12-2014, 04:05 PM

I'm going to the sports bar. Which is a home on Sunday. You watch yourself, Joe. You might miss me

Be careful, King. I would miss you.

Poet

01-12-2014, 04:06 PM

Be careful, King. I would miss you.

Don't worry Joe, if I go down, I'm taking people with me.

slim

01-12-2014, 04:19 PM

These boots were made for dancing.....murderdancing.

chazoe60

01-12-2014, 04:23 PM

King, if you ever wanted to change your username I think you should change it to Murderdance.

Poet

01-12-2014, 08:04 PM

Murderdance!!!

Murderdance!!!

Murderdance!!!

Murderdance!!!

dogfish

01-12-2014, 08:18 PM

got your back. . .

:salute:

chazoe60

01-12-2014, 08:20 PM

We just did our mother****ing job!

dogfish

01-12-2014, 08:21 PM

We just did our mother****ing job!

we were just trying to win a motherf***ing game. . .

Dean

01-12-2014, 08:47 PM

XI. Thou shalt not raise to memory the name that shall not be spoken or lo thy high fives shall suffer.

Army Bronco

01-12-2014, 09:38 PM

I heard John Fox say....we were trying to win one for King.