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Superchop 7
11-23-2013, 12:22 PM
Sooo....

They bring in Huff, a guy with every ability, cant tackle, Mr whiff.

Of course I am pissed,

But the move they also made was this,

John "freakin" Boyett,

This kid is a beast,

Wakes up, tackles his mom,

As a freshman, led Oregon in tackles,

No one in history has done that,

All he does is tackle.

My email from Elway was this,

He is a complete embarrasment, probably my dumbest move.

But he can tackle.

So

This kid, well think Alzado,

John wants no part of it,

Fine by us.

slim
11-23-2013, 12:24 PM
What?

Ravage!!!
11-23-2013, 12:25 PM
Yeah.. what? :confused:

BroncoWave
11-23-2013, 12:27 PM
http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/13/136085/2479226-6711372831-grand.gif

slim
11-23-2013, 12:27 PM
Let's take this one step at a time.

You recieved an email from Elway that said Boyett is an embarrassment?

Timmy!
11-23-2013, 12:50 PM
http://www.crushable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Ron-Burgundy-what-did-you-say-GIF-Anchorman.gif

LawDog
11-23-2013, 12:58 PM
Chop has excellent spelling even when posting in a complete drunken stupor.

OrangeHoof
11-23-2013, 01:07 PM
A drunken stupor. Is that all? I thought it was early-onset Alzheimer's. Whew! I'm relieved.

LawDog
11-23-2013, 01:17 PM
The only thing more baffling than this thread is Mark Sanchez' new cornrows.

Dzone
11-23-2013, 01:26 PM
Freakin eh..John Boyett, another Alzado, Elways dumbest move and a complete embarrassment. Really? Can you elaborate on that?

Dzone
11-23-2013, 01:27 PM
The only thing more baffling than this thread is Mark Sanchez' new cornrows.
You have got to be kidding? Dirty Sanchez is more of a girl than Brady

Northman
11-23-2013, 01:36 PM
This thread has potential, but then again all of Chop's thread have potential because you can basically take them anywhere and in the end it still wont make sense.

slim
11-23-2013, 01:43 PM
You have got to be kidding? Dirty Sanchez is more of a girl than Brady

No one is more girl like than Tom Brady. Not even actual girls.

Dzone
11-23-2013, 01:49 PM
On the one year anniversary of the butt fumble. Sanchez actually looks tougher with the cornrows. Better than that girly hair band he was sporting...Sorry to veer off subject, this is a thread about Elway lol
http://www.businessinsider.com/mark-sanchez-has-cornrows-2013-11

Ravage!!!
11-23-2013, 02:37 PM
This thread has potential, but then again all of Chop's thread have potential because you can basically take them anywhere and in the end it still wont make sense.

:lol: :lol:

chazoe60
11-23-2013, 03:19 PM
Was this written by a human?

Simple Jaded
11-23-2013, 03:26 PM
Sooo.......

What

Is

In

The

Water

In

Canyon

City?

Dzone
11-23-2013, 03:42 PM
Sooo.......

What

Is

In

The

Water

In

Canyon

City?
There's nothing there but a prison. Thats it.

Simple Jaded
11-23-2013, 03:48 PM
There's nothing there but a prison. Thats it.

And a bridge.

NightTrainLayne
11-23-2013, 03:50 PM
And an awesome Italian restaurant.

Dzone
11-23-2013, 04:03 PM
And an awesome Italian restaurant.
The Belvedere? Ive been there
There is also skyline drive...thats a cool drive

NightTrainLayne
11-23-2013, 05:06 PM
The Belvedere? Ive been there
There is also skyline drive...thats a cool drive

And good whitewater rafting.

DenBronx
11-23-2013, 05:30 PM
This thread is going to make me go Samuel L Jackson up in this bitch.

atwater27
11-23-2013, 06:37 PM
Did we just witness a nervous breakdown?

PatriotsGuy
11-23-2013, 07:29 PM
"This one is for John"

*hands you a bucket of oats*

Ravage!!!
11-23-2013, 07:31 PM
"This one is for Tom"

*hands you a bucket of dicks*

PatriotsGuy
11-23-2013, 07:39 PM
"This one is for Tom"

*hands you a bucket of dicks*

lol that made me laugh

silkamilkamonico
11-23-2013, 07:52 PM
Will this be another Chop thread where he doesn't even come back in to post what his argument is?

atwater27
11-23-2013, 08:08 PM
"This one is for Tom"

*hands you a bucket of dicks*

Post of the century!

DenBronx
11-23-2013, 09:19 PM
What?

YE9S3zQx_2k

sneakers
11-23-2013, 11:16 PM
I wish Chop would email me

Broncolingus
11-24-2013, 05:57 PM
Sooo....

They bring in Huff, a guy with every ability, cant tackle, Mr whiff.

Of course I am pissed,

But the move they also made was this,

John "freakin" Boyett,

This kid is a beast,

Wakes up, tackles his mom,

As a freshman, led Oregon in tackles,

No one in history has done that,

All he does is tackle.

My email from Elway was this,

He is a complete embarrasment, probably my dumbest move.

But he can tackle.

So

This kid, well think Alzado,

John wants no part of it,

Fine by us.



http://troll.me/images/jackie-chan-whut/wtf-is-this-shit.jpg

Magnificent Seven
11-24-2013, 06:09 PM
In Elway We Trust!

wayninja
11-24-2013, 06:13 PM
Guys it's simple John made an email with Boyette ducks Mom. Alzado says embarrassment is a beast!

Broncolingus
11-24-2013, 06:32 PM
Guys it's simple John made an email with Boyette ducks Mom. Alzado says embarrassment is a beast!

Yeah....well, this thread reminds me of a Star Trek episode my youngest made me watch that seemingly runs along the same lines.

Here's a clip...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANvlLcOTy6M