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sneakers
10-13-2013, 07:18 PM
In this thread you will here all things broncorelated from sneakers. I will start.



The broncos will not lose next week. you are all silly geese and morons for thinking so. Peyton Manning was cut from the colts, despite all the nice words, don't you think he has a gurdge to hold?

2ndly, Peyton manning is Obiwan kenobi, and andrew luck is anakin skywalker. Skywalker thinks he is so mighty and powerful and looks like he will be the next great jedi knight. what happens when he fights old trusty obiwan?

he gets both his legs and an arm chopped off, and falls next to a river of lava. this same exact thing will happen to handerw luck next week. he will literally need skin grafts


3rdly, remember the draft a few years ago where everyone was questioning elway why he waited until the 5th round to draft a DT? well that DT wasl malik jackson. Elway was right AGAIN!


everything will be fine.

sneakers
10-13-2013, 07:19 PM
Also, sign knowshon dan moreno to a new contract, he deserves it.

ShaneFalco
10-13-2013, 07:20 PM
lol

SR
10-13-2013, 07:20 PM
Jesus, sneakers.

ShaneFalco
10-13-2013, 07:21 PM
i liked the part about Luck needing skin grafts

camdisco24
10-13-2013, 07:36 PM
I agree with every point, even signing Knowshon Dan Moreno to another contract.

CrazyHorse
10-13-2013, 07:40 PM
I approve this thread.

chazoe60
10-13-2013, 08:05 PM
Preach it Sneakers, preach it.

underrated29
10-13-2013, 08:12 PM
You're drunk threads are almost as good as mine sneakers! Keep up the good work.

DenBronx
10-14-2013, 03:53 AM
Also, sign knowshon dan moreno to a new contract, he deserves it.


No, because he is tied for 8th in YPC and leading the league in TDs for RBs. McCoy says he sucks so it must be true.

sneakers
10-20-2013, 11:18 PM
Why do the Broncos keep sending out 14 recievers on pass routes and leavign only 5 back up lineman to protect the quarterback. the rbs are just avoiding the end and going out on a pass routes and then 2 seconds later the qb is sacked.

LEVAE IN THE RUNNING BACKS AND TIEGHT ENDS TO BLOCK!

2ndly, night games are terrible! I hate the broncos playing in night games, they should be abolished.

3rdly. ALWAYS go for it on 4th and 1. ALWAYS
if you qb sneak it on 4th and 1, you have a 86% chance of making it, and if you hand the ball off to the running back on 4th and 1 it drops to 75% success rate. Why any couch would punt the ball on 4th and 1 EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE is beyond me!

This isn't jusy crzy sneakers saying this, it is backed up by mother****ing science. NEVER EVER PuNT ON 4th and 1.

Pudge
10-20-2013, 11:22 PM
Did you fap at half time?

sneakers
10-20-2013, 11:23 PM
Did you fap at half time?

yessss

Pudge
10-20-2013, 11:32 PM
Next time do it twice