Poet
09-28-2013, 03:36 PM
I have had so much to get off of much chest, and I don't mean my boyfriends anal glands...well...anyway...
It's time to be honest about my team and the fan base. Look other than PAGs, we're all asshats. We whine, we didn't give a shit about the team before BB, we're elitist, we're just...bad. We just want to be the Yankees of football so bad right now! Even though we have been embarrassed in the last two SB's, even though we got caught cheating, and then though we can't draft for shit, we just want it so bad. I see this now. As much as we want to be, we're just a really good franchise, not a great one. The Cowboys, Steelers and Niners are miles above us. The Giants are better and have spanked us twice in the SB. The Raiders have as many rings as we do. We just..we just want to be loved.
Also, while we're at it, our women typically have gross snatches. Oh before the clothes come off, they look like tight bodied beauties, but when them drawers drop - literally, New England women wear men's boxers - well...I hope you like the smell of seafood that's been in the sun for a week.
Also, little known fact, Bill Belichekaslavakiancanistand fights bums for their clothes before the games on Sunday. It keeps him focused.
I'd write more, but my boy just broke into my booze stash.
It's time to be honest about my team and the fan base. Look other than PAGs, we're all asshats. We whine, we didn't give a shit about the team before BB, we're elitist, we're just...bad. We just want to be the Yankees of football so bad right now! Even though we have been embarrassed in the last two SB's, even though we got caught cheating, and then though we can't draft for shit, we just want it so bad. I see this now. As much as we want to be, we're just a really good franchise, not a great one. The Cowboys, Steelers and Niners are miles above us. The Giants are better and have spanked us twice in the SB. The Raiders have as many rings as we do. We just..we just want to be loved.
Also, while we're at it, our women typically have gross snatches. Oh before the clothes come off, they look like tight bodied beauties, but when them drawers drop - literally, New England women wear men's boxers - well...I hope you like the smell of seafood that's been in the sun for a week.
Also, little known fact, Bill Belichekaslavakiancanistand fights bums for their clothes before the games on Sunday. It keeps him focused.
I'd write more, but my boy just broke into my booze stash.