Mr Bojangles
09-18-2013, 10:34 AM
Well, either no one thought this joke, posted in the Humor, was funny, or else everyone missed it.
I thought is was a good one, so I'll share it here, too.
The Mexican Maid
3500
Wife: “Now Maria, why do you want more pay?"
Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.
The first eez that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor hozban deed”
Wife: (increasingly agitated) “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I ama better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife: (really boiling now and through gritted teeth) “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”
Wife: “So how much of a raise do you want?”
I thought is was a good one, so I'll share it here, too.
The Mexican Maid
3500
Wife: “Now Maria, why do you want more pay?"
Maria: “Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.
The first eez that I iron better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife: “Oh yeah?”
Maria: “The second reason eez that I am better cook than you.”
Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: “Jor hozban deed”
Wife: (increasingly agitated) “Oh he did, did he?”
Maria: “The third reason is that I ama better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife: (really boiling now and through gritted teeth) “And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: “No Señora… The gardener did.”
Wife: “So how much of a raise do you want?”