The Official Ravens are going to beat our ass thread

[Northman]

And yes, MO has endorsed this thread.

We have no effing chance to win it.

[Ziggy]

Without Champ, Doom, and Von I think the Ravens put up 40. I see a total and utter embarrassment coming on Thursday night.

[atwater27]

I honestly don't know who will win the game. If our interior O-line wasn't a weak link and Champ was healthy and we had Von, Broncos win. In our current situation, I am unsure what will happen.

[Thnikkaman]

Joe Flacco is going to do nothing in this game.



He won't need to. The Ravens are going to start their new revolutionary 2 HB offensive set where they are just going to run us to death. Ravens 52 - Broncos - 3

[SoCalImport]

Joe Flacco is going to do nothing in this game.



He won't need to. The Ravens are going to start their new revolutionary 2 HB offensive set where they are just going to run us to death. Ravens 52 - Broncos - 3

This ..
Baltimore is gonna go all 90s Cornhusker on us. Flacco runs for 145 yards and 3 TDs and throws for one more.

[Army Bronco]

Dumervil is gonna play QB in the 4th qtr and throw a TD.

[Northman]

Dumervil is gonna play QB in the 4th qtr and throw a TD.

For the Broncos.

[SR]

I honestly wasn't even planning on watching the game because I know we're gonna lose.

[DenBronx]

Someone wake me up when the NFL draft starts. This season is just a wash and the beggining game is going to be a wakeup call for all Broncos fans.

Balt 65 - Den 3

[Hawgdriver]

I won't be able to watch after Prater whiffs on the opening kick.

[BroncoWave]

Manning's neck will probably break in half by at least the second quarter.

[Chef Zambini]

you mis-spelled "kiss"

[MOtorboat]

And yes, MO has endorsed this thread.

The **** I have.

What the hell are you doing, Anubis?

[slim]

Wait, Mo wasn't on board with this?

This is bad mojo, North....not cool.

[Hawgdriver]

It wasn't bad mojo until you bad mojo'ed it. I thought it was pretty regular mojo.

[Army Bronco]

We all know with Hillman starting he will have a fumble 6, maybe 2.

[Army Bronco]

Manning's neck will probably break in half by at least the second quarter. And we will resign Tebow and cut Clady since Tebow is a lefty. Best of all, Bull Gator will return as a Denver fan.

[Al Wilson 4 Mayor]

What the freak is goin on up in this piece?

[ShaneFalco]

-Shefter@EA

"Just In, Dumervil has been traded back to the Broncos late Tuesday night."

[sneakers]

No running game = no win

welker is hobbled, o-line is shot, defense is without many of their "star" players

I think the broncos will be embarassed at home and in front of the whole nation

[Dapper Dan]

Since Flacco can run faster than our defense, I expect him to have 174 yards rushing. But he will still throw for 938 yards. The Flacco banner will stay up and the stadium will be renamed Joe Flacco Stadium. Pat Bowlen will pay Joe Flacco for the rights to use his image and name. The horse statue will be replaced with Ray Lewis. Not a statue, but the real man. He will stand atop the stadium making rambling speeches. Rahim Moore will intercept 3 passes and run them for TDs, into the wrong end zone. Holliday will get mistaken for a kid and be sent to St Jude's hospital, where he'll be diagnosed with intense fumblitis. Peyton Manning won't play. He'll be too busy watching football on his phone. Elvis Dumervil will pick up a fumble and hurdle Knowshon Moreno. DT will hurt his glass ankle after tripping over Decker, who tripped over the 30 yard line. We can only run a 2 wr set after that. Welker and Caldwell.

[Northman]

-Shefter@EA

"Just In, Dumervil has been traded back to the Broncos late Tuesday night."

Per fax.

[Broncolingus]

...and the stadium will be renamed Joe Flacco Stadium.

...nice :D

[Army Bronco]

Since Flacco can run faster than our defense, I expect him to have 174 yards rushing. But he will still throw for 938 yards. The Flacco banner will stay up and the stadium will be renamed Joe Flacco Stadium. Pat Bowlen will pay Joe Flacco for the rights to use his image and name. The horse statue will be replaced with Ray Lewis. Not a statue, but the real man. He will stand atop the stadium making rambling speeches. Rahim Moore will intercept 3 passes and run them for TDs, into the wrong end zone. Holliday will get mistaken for a kid and be sent to St Jude's hospital, where he'll be diagnosed with intense fumblitis. Peyton Manning won't play. He'll be too busy watching football on his phone. Elvis Dumervil will pick up a fumble and hurdle Knowshon Moreno. DT will hurt his glass ankle after tripping over Decker, who tripped over the 30 yard line. We can only run a 2 wr set after that. Welker and Caldwell. In Decker's defense, the dude at BWWs hit the trip button.

[CoachChaz]

Per fax.

No. If it came via fax, we'd still be waiting on it

[Northman]

No. If it came via fax, we'd still be waiting on it

Bwhhahahahahahaaha, touche.

[slim]

It wasn't bad mojo until you bad mojo'ed it. I thought it was pretty regular mojo.

You might be right....I'm not sure.

I think we can both agree than North sucks, though.

[Hawgdriver]

You might be right....I'm not sure.

I think we can both agree than North sucks, though.

In this thread, I agree, because of the bizzarro-world he created.

[slim]

In this thread, I agree, because of the bizzarro-world he created.

I hear he has syphilis.

[Dapper Dan]

Champ Bailey knows we're going to get beaten so badly that he's going to stay home.

[Northman]

You might be right....I'm not sure.

I think we can both agree than North sucks, though.


:tsk:

[Northman]

I hear he has syphilis.

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/92znpSXelJ8/hqdefault.jpg

[Northman]

Champ Bailey knows we're going to get beaten so badly that he's going to stay home.

He's afraid of Torry Smith.

Maybe its good i drafted Smith on my fantasy team.........

[slim]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/92znpSXelJ8/hqdefault.jpg

Don't shoot the messenger.

[Mr Bojangles]

When I saw this thread title, I thought to myself.... "Well, these rubes are starting to smarten up." ;)

[Thnikkaman]

When I saw this thread title, I thought to myself.... "Well, these rubes are starting to smarten up." ;)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viaTT859Yk0

[Army Bronco]

Champ doesn't even want to suit up for this one. I bat Harbaugh even plays QB and scores