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Dreadnought
05-06-2013, 01:46 PM
...Who is the worst troll of all? Not WTE, who in spite of his name isn't as dreadful as some others we have had.

We have had our share of trolls, most of them as predictably stupid as one half of a road killed possum. Which is the most awful, though? OaklandRaider made remarks regarding JaMarcus Russell's abilities and future that remain a wonderment to all. NEPatriots slavish devotion to Belichick is borderline creepy, and his cringing flight after the loss to the Ratbirds (a game which proved the two best AFC teams had already played a week before) spoke of poor character, low football IQ, and general lack of guts. Jagsbch wrote 2 page conspiracy theories that cluttered every thread on the board until everything blended together in a jumble of unrelated letters, which gave me lingering blurred vision and headaches - and whatever he missed, BullGator more than picked up.

Please Pick one, or write in a nominee of your own

BroncoNut
05-06-2013, 01:49 PM
of those 3, I think I hated Jagsbusch the most. I actually gtot a kick out of OR. he was hilarious. haven't paid much attention to NEP. he was just a dick passing through.

chazoe60
05-06-2013, 01:51 PM
NEP is the worst IMHO. I don't think I was around for the best part of OR's career so I had to go with the arrogant without cause, NEP.

Timmy!
05-06-2013, 01:52 PM
OR was probably my favorite. Some of the stuff he'd come up with was great. It was like a virgin giving sex tips to a pornstar.

I thought jags was the worst.

BroncoNut
05-06-2013, 02:05 PM
Jags was just an idiot. no trolls really get on my nerves. I kinda enjoy them. but Jags must have been bad because I really didn't like him, but can't remember why

SR
05-06-2013, 02:06 PM
Any Tebow troll would get my vote. OR is just a typical retarded Raider fan.

BroncoJoe
05-06-2013, 02:11 PM
Jags and NEP are at the top.

OR is like your best friends retarded sister. Tolerable, but annoying.

chazoe60
05-06-2013, 02:14 PM
OR is like your best friends retarded sister. Tolerable, but annoying.

And most likely to be gangbanged in the basement.

BroncoNut
05-06-2013, 02:17 PM
:lol: oh my gosh

Davii
05-06-2013, 02:21 PM
I can't really pick one. They're all complete morons with no spine.

BroncoNut
05-06-2013, 02:23 PM
I can't really pick one. They're all complete morons with no spine.

c'mon man, you gotta like OR.

Davii
05-06-2013, 02:25 PM
c'mon man, you gotta like OR.

As a matter of fact, no, I don't have to like any of them. Luckily they all disappear after their idiotic claims fall to the wayside.

Army Bronco
05-06-2013, 02:29 PM
I don't remember Jags. OR was funny . NEP is the worst because he dishes it out but can't face the music. He really has no spine.

slim
05-06-2013, 02:31 PM
Pags

Northman
05-06-2013, 02:53 PM
They all suck. All of them are gutless and never show up when they get owned. They are all epic fails.

BigDaddyBronco
05-06-2013, 03:17 PM
And most likely to be gangbanged in the basement.

OR or his crackhead mom?

MOtorboat
05-06-2013, 06:14 PM
Bullgator. Hands down.

Slick
05-06-2013, 07:46 PM
I liked Bullgator even though he was wrong about Tebow. I was wrong about Tebow. I thought he would get better. Jagsbch was far more annoying. When OR put Rich Gannon>John Elway in his user title, that was pretty funny. Rich Gannon. Lol. Wasnt it Nmandi>Champ for a while too?

weazel
05-06-2013, 08:35 PM
reverend

Thnikkaman
05-06-2013, 08:43 PM
Me. I'm THE Worst.

GEM
05-06-2013, 09:12 PM
What has this world come to when a poll about the worst troll doesn't include WTE. He has lost his touch and become one of the guys. Back at Mania he really lived up to his user name.

Davii
05-06-2013, 10:11 PM
What has this world come to when a poll about the worst troll doesn't include WTE. He has lost his touch and become one of the guys. Back at Mania he really lived up to his user name.

He took his permaban hard. PatsR turning his back on him really wounded his psyche, he only fully recovered after we accepted him here as one of our own.

WTE my friend, we still heart you.

WTE
05-07-2013, 06:07 AM
I will eventually get my revenge on Steve Harbula.

Dreadnought
05-07-2013, 08:29 AM
What has this world come to when a poll about the worst troll doesn't include WTE. He has lost his touch and become one of the guys. Back at Mania he really lived up to his user name.

He's like an old rag-armed pitcher, who has an 82 MPH fastball and whose curve won't break. In his day he was a force, but now? Compared to the dunces in the poll? Not a contender anymore.

Davii
05-07-2013, 10:51 AM
He's like an old rag-armed pitcher, who has an 82 MPH fastball and whose curve won't break. In his day he was a force, but now? Compared to the dunces in the poll? Not a contender anymore.

Or, has he truly gotten into our inner circle, gained our trust, our acceptance, and even our respect only to unleash a horrendous troll attack?

While it's possible he is merely a shell of his former self, it's also possible has learned and adapted to truly become an insider troll, the Worst Troll Ever.


I will eventually get my revenge on Steve Harbula.

I'm keeping my eye on you :huh:

Ravage!!!
05-07-2013, 11:02 AM
I can't stand any of them. None of them have much football intelligence.

Bullgator reminded me a lot of Bosco.

Slick
05-07-2013, 11:35 AM
I forgot about Bosco.

Lex might have been worse than all of them, and he was Bronco fan. I think.

Dreadnought
05-07-2013, 12:04 PM
I forgot about Bosco.

Lex might have been worse than all of them, and he was Bronco fan. I think.

I limited the poll to trolls from other teams (to include the Florida Gators). There have indeed been some douche-tastic Bronco posters, but I figgered best not to go there :D


...though Lex, Nature Boy, and J-Walk would have made that cut for certain...

Zweems56
05-07-2013, 12:13 PM
Anyone remember Jwalk? Jesus christ. I could have killed him on any given day.

Dreadnought
05-07-2013, 12:16 PM
Anyone remember Jwalk? Jesus christ. I could have killed him on any given day.

He was always Coach Chaz's favorite

Zweems56
05-07-2013, 12:28 PM
He was always Coach Chaz's favorite
I used to fight with him more often than I fought with Zam. That's saying a lot.

PatriotsGuy
05-07-2013, 01:01 PM
Actually the worst troll has yet to be revealed. It's going to happen in season 6 of BF when I take off my mask to reveal I was a Bolts fan all along biding my time.

BroncoJoe
05-07-2013, 01:10 PM
Cleveland Rocks was someone who the Earth could do without.

chazoe60
05-07-2013, 02:22 PM
Cleveland Rocks was someone who the Earth could do without.

Good ol Charlie Brown. What an ignorant communist fuk-up.

Ravage!!!
05-07-2013, 05:56 PM
Good ol Charlie Brown. What an ignorant communist fuk-up.

Man I used to love to give that guy crap. I just find it so funny when a "Brown's" fan tried to insult, criticize, or complain about anyone's franchise! :lol:

Man, that is the worst franchise.

chazoe60
05-07-2013, 05:59 PM
Man I used to love to give that guy crap. I just find it so funny when a "Brown's" fan tried to insult, criticize, or complain about anyone's franchise! :lol:

Man, that is the worst franchise.

It was really fun to troll him about the Browns moving to Baltimore. :laugh:

MOtorboat
05-07-2013, 06:00 PM
It was really fun to troll him about the Browns moving to Baltimore. :laugh:

Yes it was. And then to acknowledge that the new Browns are technically an expansion team...lol.

Ravage!!!
05-07-2013, 06:10 PM
Yes it was. And then to acknowledge that the new Browns are technically an expansion team...lol.

Hah.. OMG.. he used to get SOOO angry about that! "WE ARE NOT AN EXPANSION TEAM!!....We KEPT OUR BROWNS NAME!!"

They should have gotten rid of that name, and those uniforms.

BroncoNut
05-07-2013, 08:51 PM
As a matter of fact, no, I don't have to like any of them. Luckily they all disappear after their idiotic claims fall to the wayside.

oops, sorry

Dreadnought
05-07-2013, 10:49 PM
Good ol Charlie Brown. What an ignorant communist fuk-up.

Beefstew just about induced a medical episode in that dope when he used a photo of dead Che on a slab for a sig for a while

Davii
05-08-2013, 11:26 AM
Beefstew just about induced a medical episode in that dope when he used a photo of dead Che on a slab for a sig for a while

I think that was my "I really like these Freak folks" moment.

Dreadnought
05-08-2013, 11:27 AM
I think that was my "I really like these Freak folks" moment.

Beefstew was like a good will Ambassador.

Poet
05-08-2013, 02:18 PM
I wish I was good enough to make this list. I have failed.

Dreadnought
05-08-2013, 02:21 PM
I wish I was good enough to make this list. I have failed.

Failed at what? This is a list you want no part of, my young friend. Trust me on this.

Poet
05-08-2013, 02:25 PM
You guys call it trolling, I call it keeping you guys honest. Every now and then I need to step into a thread and offer..."constructed perspective."

Dreadnought
05-08-2013, 02:31 PM
You guys call it trolling, I call it keeping you guys honest. Every now and then I need to step into a thread and offer..."constructed perspective."

No, you never troll. Even when you try to be an idiot you just don't have it in you. For guys like OR and Jagsbch idiocy is a natural effortless thing. Its like watching a superb athlete pick up golf clubs for the first time and shoot a 6 over par. They were blessed with talent folks like you and I can only watch and wonder at.

Combine innate natural idiocy with firm dedication to an ideal and you get Cleveland Rocks.

Ravage!!!
05-08-2013, 04:19 PM
Don't forget conspiracy theories. Seems they ALLLLL have conspiracy theories.

LTC Pain
05-09-2013, 03:46 PM
Don't forget conspiracy theories. Seems they ALLLLL have conspiracy theories.

I voted for Jagsbch for this very reason, conspiracy theories. All the crap Jagsbch hallucinated up because Tebow wasn't in the HOF after his first start. He was most definitely Trollus Maximus.

Poet
05-09-2013, 03:49 PM
I voted for Jagsbch for this very reason, conspiracy theories. All the crap Jagsbch hallucinated up because Tebow wasn't in the HOF after his first start. He was most definitely Trollus Maximus.

Or, he could just be retarded.

OaklandRaider
05-16-2013, 11:49 AM
Funny how long after I stopped posting on this dump of a website you guys created, and am now gainfully employed making almost 50K a year, you guys still can't get off my jock. :coffee:

OR really doesnt even care about football that much anymore. Im about making money, and making love to beautiful women. My life is great. You guys are still stuck in the past...geesh grow up. Sad creatures you guys are. LOL!

Toodles.

slim
05-16-2013, 11:50 AM
Almost 50K

:lol:

BroncoJoe
05-16-2013, 11:50 AM
LOL.

Raiders suck, and so does your job.

slim
05-16-2013, 11:52 AM
LOL.

Raiders suck, and so does your job.

He be pimpin', Joe.

OaklandRaider
05-16-2013, 11:55 AM
Almost 50K

:lol:

Almost 50K at only the ripe age of 21. :salute:

Humor me, where were you at the age of 21? Probably in the bathroom stall of some random gay bar, face-down ass-up, huh?

Im young. Im successful. And just like DJ Hayden, my potential is through the roof. Cant say the same for you old timers on this run down website, thats for sure!

Slick
05-16-2013, 11:56 AM
OR really doesn't care about football now.

Might that have something to do with the fact that your team hasn't been relavent for over a decade.

slim
05-16-2013, 11:56 AM
The average salary in California is $51,900. Congrats on being below average.

slim
05-16-2013, 11:58 AM
Humor me, where were you at the age of 21?

Balls deep in your mom!

OaklandRaider
05-16-2013, 12:02 PM
Might that have something to do with the fact that your team hasn't been relavent for over a decade.

Might have something to do with the fact that I've evolved, and grew up a little. I still love the game, but it doesn't control me anymore like it did when I was a kid.

I'm gonna live my life, and make as much money, and as much vagina as I can. Then maybe down the road, twenty of so years later, when most of you posting on this website are deceased, maybe then I will start caring again LOL!

slim
05-16-2013, 12:04 PM
You are going to make as much vagina has you can?

BroncoJoe
05-16-2013, 12:04 PM
Ah, good to have some children back on the site.

OaklandRaider
05-16-2013, 12:07 PM
LOL.

Raiders suck, and so does your job.

That may be true, Joesaline, but The Raiders and The Broncos had the same exact number of playoff wins last year. Nada.

Enjoy Peyton for one, maybe two more years. Then enjoy the cellar. The Raiders are rebuiling the right way. The Broncos are in a win now like mentaliity with a bunch of old players on their last legs. Reminds me of the early 2000 Raiders, except you guys wont have as much success. Enjoy it while it lasts, bcuz believe me. I know how it ends. In the basement for years.

BroncoJoe
05-16-2013, 12:07 PM
That may be true, Joesaline, but The Raiders and The Broncos had the same exact number of playoff wins last year. Nada.

Enjoy Peyton for one, maybe two more years. Then enjoy the cellar. The Raiders are rebuiling the right way. The Broncos are in a win now like mentaliity with a bunch of old players on their last legs. Reminds me of the early 2000 Raiders, except you guys wont have as much success. Enjoy it while it lasts, bcuz believe me. I know how it ends. In the basement for years.

LOL.

Oh, and I've taken shits worth more than "almost" $50k.

Timmy!
05-16-2013, 12:11 PM
Nice to have OR back, and he hasn't changed a bit. God I hope he and Zam or Joel have a heated debate.

OaklandRaider
05-16-2013, 12:15 PM
Nice to have OR back, and he hasn't changed a bit. God I hope he and Zam or Joel have a heated debate.

Nice to see you too, Kimmy. That you in your avatar? Good to see you've lost weight. :coffee:

Timmy!
05-16-2013, 12:18 PM
Nice to see you too, Kimmy. That you in your avatar? Good to see you've lost weight. :coffee:

Nice to see your smack is at its usual elite level.......and no, I don't have glasses and never go clean shaven.

MOtorboat
05-16-2013, 12:19 PM
Matt Flynn, Terrelle Prior and Tyler Wilson...what could possibly go wrong?

Trolololololol...

slim
05-16-2013, 12:20 PM
2815

slim
05-16-2013, 12:21 PM
Matt Flynn, Terrelle Prior and Tyler Wilson...what could possibly go wrong?

Trolololololol...

But they have DJ Hayden....until his heart explodes.

OaklandRaider
05-16-2013, 12:22 PM
Noticed I didn't win the poll. Good to know that there are at least some slightly intelligent Donk fans on here, who didn't get me confused as a troll but rather a well informed poster from a rival team. There's a lot of truth to some of the stuff I posted in the past. Frankly I'm kinda offended to be on this list with the likes of jagsch. I mean seriously?? LOL

SR
05-16-2013, 12:31 PM
Funny how long after I stopped posting on this dump of a website you guys created, and am now gainfully employed making almost 50K a year, you guys still can't get off my jock. :coffee:

OR really doesnt even care about football that much anymore. Im about making money, and making love to beautiful women. My life is great. You guys are still stuck in the past...geesh grow up. Sad creatures you guys are. LOL!

Toodles.

Yes!!!!

SR
05-16-2013, 01:00 PM
Might have something to do with the fact that I've evolved, and grew up a little. I still love the game, but it doesn't control me anymore like it did when I was a kid.

I'm gonna live my life, and make as much money, and as much vagina as I can. Then maybe down the road, twenty of so years later, when most of you posting on this website are deceased, maybe then I will start caring again LOL!

I can SMELL the insecurity coming from your posts. Patent pending.

SR
05-16-2013, 01:01 PM
2815

Well, so much for my leftover instant potatoes...

SR
05-16-2013, 01:02 PM
Noticed I didn't win the poll. Good to know that there are at least some slightly intelligent Donk fans on here, who didn't get me confused as a troll but rather a well informed poster from a rival team. There's a lot of truth to some of the stuff I posted in the past. Frankly I'm kinda offended to be on this list with the likes of jagsch. I mean seriously?? LOL

Posts like these are why you're on the list. Well informed? Hardly.

OaklandRaider
05-16-2013, 01:40 PM
But they have DJ Hayden....until his heart explodes.

Classy to make fun of a kid who almost lost his life.:rolleyes::rolleyes:

slim
05-16-2013, 01:41 PM
Classy to make fun of a kid who almost lost his life.:rolleyes::rolleyes:

I'm not making fun of him. I am making fun of the raiders for drafting him in the 1st round.

chazoe60
05-17-2013, 02:51 PM
Almost 50k in the bay area? :laugh:


Thanks for confirming that you do indeed live in your mom's basement. :laugh:



Loser.

slim
05-17-2013, 03:03 PM
The 50K post was pretty good. It reminded me of a young buffbroncofan

Poet
05-17-2013, 03:05 PM
OR has more potential in general, than Buff.

SR
05-17-2013, 04:35 PM
OR has more potential in general, than Buff.

Zing

chazoe60
05-19-2013, 10:09 PM
Can we add Drunk Old Ass Thread Bumping MO to the poll?

MOtorboat
05-19-2013, 10:12 PM
Can we add Drunk Old Ass Thread Bumping MO to the poll?

You spent Friday starting 15 threads, and I'm the troll?

chazoe60
05-19-2013, 10:14 PM
You spent Friday starting 15 threads, and I'm the troll?
Check the count, I don't think it was 15.

Dreadnought
05-20-2013, 05:08 AM
OR has more potential in general, than Buff.

Wrong. OR has Zero potential. Buff has some potential. It logically follows then that Buff has more potential than OR

Poet
05-20-2013, 02:41 PM
Wrong. OR has Zero potential. Buff has some potential. It logically follows then that Buff has more potential than OR

Syllogisms!

Buff has no potential left. He may have started with some, but it's gone now. OR has just a little potential, therefore he has more than Buff.

slim
05-20-2013, 02:43 PM
Syllogisms!

Buff has no potential left. He may have started with some, but it's gone now. OR has just a little potential, therefore he has more than Buff.

OR has potential? You mean like he potentially has a mild case of downs?

Poet
05-20-2013, 02:44 PM
OR has potential? You mean like he potentially has a mild case of downs?

He could one day make a very fine burger. Buff is doomed to killing himself in some wild version of a 245th trimester abortion.

Dreadnought
05-20-2013, 02:44 PM
Syllogisms!

Buff has no potential left. He may have started with some, but it's gone now. OR has just a little potential, therefore he has more than Buff.

OR's potential is for landing a soft gig at the prison laundry. That about maxes out his prospects. Buff can still do better than that

Poet
05-20-2013, 02:46 PM
OR's potential is for landing a soft gig at the prison laundry. That about maxes out his prospects. Buff can still do better than that

Dread, give up on him. At least on an official basis. The man just is mean and hates everything good.

slim
05-20-2013, 02:46 PM
Dread, give up on him. At least on an official basis. The man just is mean and hates everything good.

Not everything. He loves the Broncos :hi:

Poet
05-20-2013, 02:48 PM
Not everything. He loves the Broncos :hi:

He's not really a Broncos fan. I actually like Terrell Davis more than he does. Fact.

Dreadnought
05-20-2013, 02:50 PM
Dread, give up on him. At least on an official basis. The man just is mean and hates everything good.

I know it sometimes seems that way, but as Christians we are required to maintain Hope for the young lad. If we were non-Christians we might be permitted to write him off and/or consider dropping him in a deep cold remote lake in a weighted sack.

chazoe60
05-20-2013, 02:51 PM
King, you compared me to OR last night, for that I can not forgive you. I now side with Buff and think King should be added to the poll.

Poet
05-20-2013, 02:51 PM
Hey Chaz, remember when you said you wanted my mom to die of a painful disease? You know, because she deserved it for giving birth to me?

Dreadnought
05-20-2013, 02:53 PM
And lookee here, late voting has OR knocking down Jagsbch's once seemingly insurmountable lead. Its close, ladies and gents

chazoe60
05-20-2013, 02:53 PM
Hey Chaz, remember when you said you wanted my mom to die of a painful disease? You know, because she deserved it for giving birth to me?

I believe it was after you said something terrible about my already deceased mother.

Poet
05-20-2013, 02:53 PM
I believe it was after you said something terrible about my already deceased mother.

If we can get over that, we can get over this.

chazoe60
05-20-2013, 02:55 PM
If we can get over that, we can get over this.

I don't know. I was truly hurt. In my sleep I dreamt over and over again of throwing perfectly good McRibs in the trash and cackling wildly at the sky shouting "take that fatass!" It must be a sign.

Timmy!
05-20-2013, 02:56 PM
I don't understand why buff and king don't get along.

Poet
05-20-2013, 02:58 PM
I don't know. I was truly hurt. In my sleep I dreamt over and over again of throwing perfectly good McRibs in the trash and cackling wildly at the sky shouting "take that fatass!" It must be a sign.

I dreamed that you were converted in a hippy.


Timmy, I love Buff. He just happens to hate me. Oddly enough, I think he appreciates being insulted. It works with his rather dour disposition.

slim
05-20-2013, 02:59 PM
And lookee here, late voting has OR knocking down Jagsbch's once seemingly insurmountable lead. Its close, ladies and gents

Thanks for the reminder....I never did vote.

chazoe60
05-20-2013, 03:00 PM
I dreamed that you were converted in a hippy.


Timmy, I love Buff. He just happens to hate me. Oddly enough, I think he appreciates being insulted. It works with his rather dour disposition.

"Converted in a hippy"? Like someone cut open a hippy, I jumped in and found religion? Or I was banging a super hot hippy chick and "saw the light"?
I prefer the latter, although the former does have its upside (one less damn dirty hippy).

Poet
05-20-2013, 03:00 PM
"Converted in a hippy"? Like someone cut open a hippy, I jumped in and found religion? Or I was banging a super hot hippy chick and "saw the light"?
I prefer the latter, although the former does have its upside (one less damn dirty hippy).

I don't recall the context of the dream. This was a long time ago, Chaz.

Dreadnought
05-20-2013, 03:53 PM
Thanks for the reminder....I never did vote.

And that makes it a dead heat, with the infamous dim bulb lowlife and serial Onanist OaklandRaider now running neck and neck with gibbering spittle-flecked loonie Jagsbch

GEM
05-21-2013, 09:53 AM
Might have something to do with the fact that I've evolved, and grew up a little. I still love the game, but it doesn't control me anymore like it did when I was a kid.

I'm gonna live my life, and make as much money, and as much vagina as I can. Then maybe down the road, twenty of so years later, when most of you posting on this website are deceased, maybe then I will start caring again LOL!


You make vagina? What do you make it out of? Guess that's what ya had to do after someone ran over Raider Jane:

2824

SR
05-21-2013, 09:56 AM
She looks dope sick.

Ravage!!!
05-21-2013, 10:20 AM
She looks dope sick.

Which would be perfect for ANy raider fan, not to mention OR.

OaklandRaider
05-21-2013, 11:55 PM
Charles woodson picking the better organization, choosing The Raiders over The Broncos. Not a surprise

Poet
05-22-2013, 12:07 AM
Congrats on signing a washed up corner and a very mediocre safety.

MOtorboat
05-22-2013, 12:31 AM
Charles woodson picking the better organization, choosing The Raiders over The Broncos. Not a surprise

Trollolololololol...

SR
05-22-2013, 07:58 AM
Charles woodson picking the better organization, choosing The Raiders over The Broncos. Not a surprise

Won't help your team much bro...the Raiders are lacking in some pretty serious ways.

Dreadnought
05-22-2013, 08:27 AM
OR has surged in to the lead in late voting. His 2 vote margin may be impossible to overcome at this point, with few if any votes yet to be counted. Jagsbch's complaints of an Elway/Bowlen conspiracy to suppress his voter turnout are likely to come to nought...though if it really is true that Tned, Davii, NTL and I are on the take that would explain a lot.

Devilspawn
05-22-2013, 10:07 AM
Wasn't there a Viking fan here that trolled heavily for a brief stint. Forgot his name.

CoachChaz
05-22-2013, 10:11 AM
If obi-groo ever decided to come on here, this contest/poll would never have even had to be created. That being said...DS should have a larger margin of victory

Dreadnought
05-22-2013, 10:13 AM
Wasn't there a Viking fan here that trolled heavily for a brief stint. Forgot his name.

He lacked staying power as compared with your pal OR. He is like a chronic skin ailment, almost like a permanent case of ringworm or penile warts.

Devilspawn
05-22-2013, 10:16 AM
He lacked staying power as compared with your pal OR. He is like a chronic skin ailmet, almost like a permanent case of ringworm pr penile warts.
I don't know much about Jagsbch. We he/she a Broncos fan or Jags fan who is a self proclaimed bitch.

Dreadnought
05-22-2013, 10:46 AM
I don't know much about Jagsbch. We he/she a Broncos fan or Jags fan who is a self proclaimed bitch.

Its unclear. His posts were enormously long, unhinged, and incoherent, but I think they usually involved conspiracies directed against Tim Tebow. I think he was originally a Gators fan.

WTE
05-22-2013, 02:26 PM
I still think I should at least get an Honorable Mention.

Ravage!!!
05-23-2013, 11:20 AM
I still think I should at least get an Honorable Mention.

I do too.

weazel
05-23-2013, 11:34 AM
Charles woodson picking the better organization, choosing The Raiders over The Broncos. Not a surprise

OR is hilarious... it's the same thing every season, raiders suck and he disappears all season and a few months after. Then after a while he gets up the nerve to finally log in during the off season to proclaim how great his pathetic team is again. It's comical.

That is what makes him the worst (and most pathetic) troll, he has no balls, it's all lip service. He comes in and talks some weak smack until his team fails and then he disappears. The other guys don't do that, they stay here, man up and have valid arguments.

Army Bronco
05-26-2013, 10:48 AM
Charles woodson picking the better organization, choosing The Raiders over The Broncos. Not a surprise Can you articulate how and why the Raiders are the better organization? Seriously, its been like 10 years since the Raiders have even made the playoffs.

NEPatriots
06-18-2013, 12:26 PM
You're just a bunch of lame ass Donkey fans upset about the fact that I'm always right.
What have I been right about?

Patriots would own Broncos in 2011 in your own stadium. You got owned.

Patriots would humiliate you in the play offs. You got humiliated.

Peyton Manning was a post season choker that would achieve less in the play offs than Tebow. Peyton choked in the post season and achieved less in the play offs than Tebow.

I said you were drastically overrated last year. You were drastically overrated last year.

We're going to beat you this season. You're gonna' be mad about it. You're gonna' talk about revenge and winning all week leading up to the game, then I'm gonna' LOL at your gameday thread when you're all crying in the 2nd quarter, down by 3 touchdowns.

Haters gonna' hate.

NEPatriots
06-18-2013, 12:27 PM
'Sup?

NEPatriots
06-18-2013, 12:30 PM
And Oakland Raider is correct:
You get 1 or 2 more decent regular seasons, in a currently weak division, with no post season success, and then it's back to the basement with you in the NFL.
Enjoy the next two years.

Try emulating the Patriots if you want sustained success.
It's okay to want to be like the best organization in football. It's okay to be jealous.

MOtorboat
06-18-2013, 12:43 PM
"Back to the basement"?

I could be wrong, but I think Denver has finished in the basement only one or twice in the last 35 years. You have us confused with someone else.

NEPatriots
06-18-2013, 12:54 PM
Sure. Whatever you want to call it.
But after 2013's season I suspect a lot of you will start to realize that building your team around a quarterback nearing the age of 40, who is coincidentally the most exposed play off quarterback of all time, was a giant waste of time.

Should of kept Tebooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow,

MOtorboat
06-18-2013, 12:58 PM
Lawlz.

Poet
06-18-2013, 01:05 PM
This guy is super gay.

Dreadnought
06-18-2013, 01:05 PM
Lawlz.

Sharp as a sack of wet hair, ain't he? Not for nothing did he make it into the original poll. He underperformed there, but then his competition was brutal. I wouldn't hold it against him.

Ravage!!!
06-18-2013, 01:37 PM
That's because NEpatriots just isn't worth anyone's time. He's worthless.

Dreadnought
06-18-2013, 02:19 PM
That's because NEpatriots just isn't worth anyone's time. He's worthless.

That's a damned good summary.

Poet
06-18-2013, 02:22 PM
NEpatriots is a better poster than Dogfish. And Chazoe

Thnikkaman
06-18-2013, 07:10 PM
Sure. Whatever you want to call it.
But after 2013's season I suspect a lot of you will start to realize that building your team around a quarterback nearing the age of 40, who is coincidentally the most exposed play off quarterback of all time, was a giant waste of time.

Should of kept Tebooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow,

What does Brady's dick taste like? Or do you just let him pound you from behind?

MOtorboat
06-18-2013, 07:14 PM
What does Brady's dick taste like? Or do you just let him pound you from behind?

LOLOLOLOLOL...

Brady wouldn't put his dick in this clown. That's reserved for WTE.

And Tebow.

Thnikkaman
06-18-2013, 07:17 PM
LOLOLOLOLOL...

Brady wouldn't put his dick in this clown. That's reserved for WTE.

And Tebow.

I don't know. I bet he looks like Gizelle but with no boobs and a tiny donkey.

MOtorboat
06-18-2013, 07:20 PM
I don't know. I bet he looks like Gizelle but with no boobs and a tiny donkey.

Maybe he's a hermaphrodite.

Dreadnought
06-18-2013, 07:56 PM
Maybe he's a hermaphrodite.

If by "hermaphrodite" you mean somebody that neither sex has any desire for whatever, and are equally repulsed by, then you're probably right.

NEPatriots
06-19-2013, 01:31 PM
Every thread in this forum turns into Bronco fans talking about lewd sexual acts and homosexuality and it's always pornographic.

It leads me to believe that Bronco fans are all sexual deviants, with no class or honor or pride.
Just a bunch of Colorado trailer trash with bad parental upbringings that think what's apparently appropriate in their mobile homes is what's appropriate elsewhere.

MOtorboat
06-19-2013, 01:40 PM
Every thread in this forum turns into Bronco fans talking about lewd sexual acts and homosexuality and it's always pornographic.

It leads me to believe that Bronco fans are all sexual deviants, with no class or honor or pride.
Just a bunch of Colorado trailer trash with bad parental upbringings that think what's apparently appropriate in their mobile homes is what's appropriate elsewhere.

Lawlz...

Colorado is probably one of yuppiest states in the country. Not many rednecks left there, stud.

slim
06-19-2013, 01:48 PM
Every thread in this forum turns into Bronco fans talking about lewd sexual acts and homosexuality and it's always pornographic.

It leads me to believe that Bronco fans are all sexual deviants, with no class or honor or pride.
Just a bunch of Colorado trailer trash with bad parental upbringings that think what's apparently appropriate in their mobile homes is what's appropriate elsewhere.

Suck a dick.

WTE
06-19-2013, 01:56 PM
NEP, they also talk about taking dumps alot too.

slim
06-19-2013, 02:01 PM
NEP, they also talk about taking dumps alot too.

I just looked at your depth chart. If Gronk doesn't come back, youse guys are ******. No skill players on offense at all.

NEPatriots
06-19-2013, 02:30 PM
Lawlz...

Colorado is probably one of yuppiest states in the country. Not many rednecks left there, stud.

Since when does one have to be a "redneck" to be white trash?

2975

See this? Clearly not a red neck.

Clearly complete white trash.

I don't care if you wear overalls with no undershirt or not. If every conversation you have devolves into "dick sucking", you're white trash.

Thnikkaman
06-19-2013, 02:32 PM
Isn't Boston built on a landfill? I think that's where we throw all the white trash away.

MOtorboat
06-19-2013, 02:33 PM
Now I'm just confused.

Who the **** is that and why the **** are they flashing the "west side" symbol? Is one of those two tools you?

NEPatriots
06-19-2013, 02:38 PM
Now I'm just confused.

Who the **** is that and why the **** are they flashing the "west side" symbol? Is one of those two tools you?

The fact you even know what "symbol" that is says a lot.
Two me it's just two retards

WTE
06-19-2013, 02:41 PM
I just looked at your depth chart. If Gronk doesn't come back, youse guys are ******. No skill players on offense at all.

I already told you slim. No worries. No tight ends used in the Run and Shoot! We'll just use that.

PatriotsGuy
06-19-2013, 02:42 PM
Two me three me tra la la lee

Poet
06-19-2013, 03:59 PM
I already told you slim. No worries. No tight ends used in the Run and Shoot! We'll just use that.

You have one real WR...

WTE
06-19-2013, 04:28 PM
You have one real WR...

Our rooks will surprise people. Not that I know jack shit about them tho.

Poet
06-19-2013, 04:52 PM
Our rooks will surprise people. Not that I know jack shit about them tho.

They are playing with Tom Brady and BB. It's not unfair to think that they will produce past an acceptable level.

chazoe60
06-19-2013, 05:12 PM
NEpatriots is a better poster than Dogfish. And Chazoe

**** you King, you take that back.

slim
06-19-2013, 05:17 PM
They are playing with Tom Brady and BB. It's not unfair to think that they will produce past an acceptable level.

Wrong.

Poet
06-19-2013, 05:27 PM
Wrong.

Tom Brady is a better human being and man than John Elway. John Elway is a faggot.

chazoe60
06-19-2013, 05:28 PM
Tom Brady is a better human being and man than John Elway. John Elway is a faggot.

You rat basterd! Imma Aaron Hernandez you!

Poet
06-19-2013, 05:31 PM
You rat basterd! Imma Aaron Hernandez you!

You know, I don't know why I'm such an ******* sometimes. I actually like John Elway. Eh, not anymore. Tom Brady is better than Elway. Amendola is better than Rod "bitch shoulda ducked," Smith. Stevan Ridley is better than Terrell Davis.

chazoe60
06-19-2013, 05:33 PM
You know, I don't know why I'm such an ******* sometimes. I actually like John Elway. Eh, not anymore. Tom Brady is better than Elway. Amendola is better than Rod "bitch shoulda ducked," Smith. Stevan Ridley is better than Terrell Davis.
You're ******* dead to me.

Poet
06-19-2013, 05:36 PM
You're ******* dead to me.

John Elway has gay aids.

chazoe60
06-19-2013, 05:39 PM
John Elway has gay aids.

Anthony Munoz drinks jizz.

Poet
06-19-2013, 05:40 PM
Anthony Munoz drinks jizz.

John Elway is a pedophile.

Thnikkaman
06-19-2013, 06:22 PM
The fact you even know what "symbol" that is says a lot.
Two me it's just two retards

So you have a fetish for mentally challenged boys? This explains everything.

chazoe60
06-27-2013, 03:40 PM
NEP really is the worst. I would make that little bitch wet his panties if I ever met him.

MOtorboat
06-27-2013, 03:46 PM
I'm still not changing my vote.

:coffee:

Poet
06-27-2013, 09:29 PM
NEP really is the worst. I would make that little bitch wet his panties if I ever met him.

I think he would punk you out.