THe Broncos now have a pair of balls.

[sneakers]

Lance and Montee

:rolleyes:

[gregbroncs]

Hopefully only one of them come the start of the season. I don't really want Lance back.

[CrazyHorse]

I think one gets cut. We don't need both.

[Nomad]

I think one gets cut. We don't need both.


Ouch!:lol:

[Chef Zambini]

now we just need a QB named dick.

[Dzone]

I have heard that you can get along just fine with one testicle, you dont really need two, when one ball can do the job of two.

[sneakers]

anyone who made this joke before i did can lick my balls

[pipes]

Don't forget about Jeremiah Johnson.

Denver has a Johnson and a pair of Balls!

[Dapper Dan]

Oooooooooh. I get it.

[Timmy!]

Wait till we show our balls to the league.

[Dapper Dan]

We're gonna Bukkake all over the AFC West. Whatever that means.

[Timmy!]

OK... :deep breath:

We need to protect our balls. Hopefully other teams don't slap our balls around. Thankfully we don't have old balls. Our balls can carry the load. We can't afford to lose our balls. I look forward to seeing our balls in action.

[SmilinAssasSin27]

Is it weird that both of our balls will likely go through the hole before Johnson does?

[Northman]

anyone who made this joke before i did can lick my balls

Im going to teabag you.

[SmilinAssasSin27]

Im going to teabag you.

Funny side story...I was in a meeting the other day when our prison's psychiatrist came in with a black eye. This middle-aged lady said he needed to put a tea bag on his face. Of course some of us chuckled and her response was..."no. really. the tea bag should be warm and wet though." 2 of us had to remove ourselves we were laughing so hard. Lady had no clue what she had just said.