Al Davis' tweets.

[Thnikkaman]

From the twitter account of
VeryFakeAlDavis



-- Last journalist I really trusted? Holly Martins.

-- Glad this Tom Cable fellow isn't coaching my team.

-- If there's one thing the Raiders will not stand for it's furniture that attacks human beings.

[studbucket]

Been following Fake Al for a few months now...love him. He makes me laugh at least once a day.

[OaklandRaider]

Al Davis just tweeted that this thread fails. And it does. :coffee:

[BigDaddyBronco]

Isn't your furlough up by now?

[Dreadnought]

Isn't your furlough up by now?

No. Its not the weekend though. Come Saturday its back to picking up gum wrappers, used condoms, and cigarette butts for the county parks department.

[girler]

Al Davis just tweeted that this thread fails. And it does. :coffee:

My dog, Sugar, could have made a better comeback than this. :lol:

[OaklandRaider]

My dog, Sugar, could have made a better comeback than this. :lol:

I bet your dog could make a better thread than this one, too. Because this one Fails.

[girler]

I bet your dog could make a better thread than this one, too. Because this one Fails.

I'm quite amused by the thread actually. I would love to see more tweets from this guy. :laugh:

[Thnikkaman]

OklandRaider, I'm beginning to understand your passion with tweets like these:



-- Jeff Garcia has a chance to go down as the second most successful leprechaun in NFL history.

-- Signed Ricky Manning...all I need is Cade McNown's number and we'll have reunited most successful handicapped parking ring of the century

-- RIP Les Paul. Why do the good ones always die young?

That's right Al. Why do the good ones always die young? We will never know.

[Thnikkaman]

With quips like this, I almost feel envious of Raider fans.



-- Randy Hanson, remember what De Niro said in Goodfellas: Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth full of oatmeal.


In reference to this
http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Breaking-Hanson-will-talk-to-police.html