Close call!

[Dapper Dan]

I almost got a hair cut today. During a win streak! Not sure what I was thinking. I realized it in time. No hair cut until after February 3rd.

[Thnikkaman]

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[BroncoJoe]

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[Timmy!]

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/uploads/congrats-gay-thread.jpg

[MOtorboat]

Don't listen to them DB. I think your hair looks wonderful.

[Chef Zambini]

I almost changed my underwear!
this 11 game win streak has been tough on my relationships.

[BroncoJoe]

I almost changed my underwear!
this 11 game win streak has been tough on my relationships.

you don't have any relationships.

[Freyaka]

I almost changed my underwear!
this 11 game win streak has been tough on my relationships.

Ya I'm sure your mom has really been avoiding you when you leave the basement :D

[Chef Zambini]

1. I dont have a basement
2. my mom has been avoiding me ever sice she died from liver/pancreatic cancer in august 2004.
3. "living in moms basement' what a clever original snap.
4. soupy sales wants his schtick back.

[Chef Zambini]

you don't have any relationships.you dont have a single positive thought process once you read ANYTHING I post.

[BroncoJoe]

you dont have a single positive thought process once you read ANYTHING I post.

I wonder why.

[Chef Zambini]

I wonder why.because you are pre-disposed to a negative response and no longer have control over your thoughts or emotions when it relates to ANYTHING associated with zambini.
you just hear the name zambini and your heart rate goes up 20 beats.

[ShaneFalco]

i shaved today omg

[SR]

you dont have a single positive thought process once you read ANYTHING I post.

Welcome to 95% of the populous of this board.

[iLands]

Screw you. I was going to get a haircut Friday and now I realized I'll need to be waiting a while. I'm glad I saw this thread before the cut.

[Thnikkaman]

ITT Thnikkaman asks "Why the **** is this in Bronco talk?"

[SR]

ITT Thnikkaman asks "Why the **** is this in Bronco talk?"

I hope it's to piss Zam off

[Thnikkaman]

I hope it's to piss Zam off

Oooh, that gives me an idea for a thread.

[spikerman]

Maybe I don't pay enough attention, but I don't understand all of the Zam hate.

[SR]

Maybe I don't pay enough attention, but I don't understand all of the Zam hate.

Sir,

You need to pay more attention.

Respectfully,
SR

[Thnikkaman]

Maybe I don't pay enough attention, but I don't understand all of the Zam hate.

AMg, youads DOnt UNDERSTAND ALL OF THE ZAMahte????//1/1/1//1/
are you not a former MEMBER OF THE FREak?//
HOW DARE YOu even question the aGONY THAT zam has had to put us through
i was at a bullfight when i was 7 and watched A PIGEON GET RAPED BY A GORILLA SUIT WEAring a manikin
IONLYUS E MY THUMBS TO TYEP and can't be bothered to proofread

[SR]

AMg, youads DOnt UNDERSTAND ALL OF THE ZAMahte????//1/1/1//1/
are you not a former MEMBER OF THE FREak?//
HOW DARE YOu even question the aGONY THAT zam has had to put us through
i was at a bullfight when i was 7 and watched A PIGEON GET RAPED BY A GORILLA SUIT WEAring a manikin
IONLYUS E MY THUMBS TO TYEP and can't be bothered to proofread

That's perfect

[Dapper Dan]

http://www.skylinesaustralia.com/forums/uploads/congrats-gay-thread.jpg

We already have a post your pic thread, chubs.

[Dapper Dan]

Screw you. I was going to get a haircut Friday and now I realized I'll need to be waiting a while. I'm glad I saw this thread before the cut.
It's just a sacrifice we have to make for the team.

[Dapper Dan]

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Speaking of whoring, I gotta get to work.

[Dapper Dan]

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Come at me, bro!

[spikerman]

Sir,

You need to pay more attention.

Respectfully,
SR

That's probably true because I'm still lost.

[SR]

That's probably true because I'm still lost.

At first you were lost, but then you were round?

[underrated29]

I shaved today but at the rate that i grow facial hair its not really noticeable anyway. Still not shaving again til mid next week. And thats where we will need rhe mojo cuz i have a hockey game and we all know what happens when i have a game.!

[underrated29]

Maybe I don't pay enough attention, but I don't understand all of the Zam hate.



Hey man. I freaking love zambini.... one of the worst but funniest posters out there. Seriously i crack up at every single one of his posts. Plus he is a giod cook and that always is nice to know a good cook.

[Thnikkaman]

Hey man. I freaking love zambini.... one of the worst but funniest posters out there. Seriously i crack up at every single one of his posts. Plus he is a giod cook and that always is nice to know a good cook.

You don't like Zam, that's just the liquor talking.

[underrated29]

I do. True story.

How can you not like somebody who has so much weird shit going on in their brain. Cue that weird, bedroom seen of the boy, the barbie dolls, the girl in underwear with a chicken and the mariachi band.

[nyuk nyuk]

How about just "whoring in progress"?

[Simple Jaded]

Does pubes count? Just wondering.......

[Dapper Dan]

Does pubes count? Just wondering.......

I hope not.

[Chef Zambini]

I dont shave my pubes, I just set them on fire

[Mike]

Well we know about the OP. What other kinds of Bronco gameday superstitions do you numbnutz have?

[Dapper Dan]

Well we know about the OP. What other kinds of Bronco gameday superstitions do you numbnutz have?

It didn't start as a gameday superstition. I was in middle school and made it to a district spelling bee. I got a haircut before. I totally bombed an easy word. My dad said it was because of the haircut. So keep that in mind if anyone has any spelling bees coming up. Zam.

[SR]

Well we know about the OP. What other kinds of Bronco gameday superstitions do you numbnutz have?

None because they're a waste of time

[Freyaka]

I used to wear a Tebow Jersey every week because the week I bought it we started winning a lot....I eventually realized that was hogwash. This year we started our winstreak once I stopped wearing broncos related gear and just watched the game....

Should I wear a Broncos hoodie this week? :D

[MOtorboat]

I used to wear a Tebow Jersey every week because the week I bought it we started winning a lot....I eventually realized that was hogwash. This year we started our winstreak once I stopped wearing broncos related gear and just watched the game....

Should I wear a Broncos hoodie this week? :D

Do you know what Life Trolling is?

[underrated29]

I used to wear a Tebow Jersey every week because the week I bought it we started winning a lot....I eventually realized that was hogwash. This year we started our winstreak once I stopped wearing broncos related gear and just watched the game....

Should I wear a Broncos hoodie this week? :D


Uhhhh. URGE TO KILL RISING!!!!
Frey- i dont want to have to finish this sentence. That is not funny.

[Bugs Baloney]

Every Pregame this year, I Smoke a Montecristo White Label Churchill Cigar for good luck.

2153 It's my new tradition, and it seems to be working!

[BroncoNut]

I believe in the power of the spirit, and maybe even positive thinking.

[Joel]

I almost changed my underwear!
this 11 game win streak has been tough on my relationships.
Think YOU have it rough? I accidentally hit myself in the crotch with a hammer when we were down 28-0 at the half to SD. Since our dramatic comeback, game day has become increasingly excruciating.... :(

Sorry, db, but I think Plummer caused our embarrassing '05 AFCCG loss by throwing 2 picks and losing 2 fumbles, not shaving and/or getting a haircut.

[Simple Jaded]

I am never shaving my pubes again.......

[Dapper Dan]

Well. I'm getting a haircut Monday.

[spikerman]

Next time just get the F#(&*%* haircut. :D

[MOtorboat]

Your hair looks like crap.

[Dapper Dan]

Your hair looks like crap.

It does. It probably hasn't been this long in 7 years.