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TheTruth
09-06-2012, 09:23 AM
Could he manage? i have to say NO WAY!
When he added one and two
He knew what to do
Because it was Skat's way or the Highway

Thanks skat!
Nice backbone Elgay.


Timmy T come home

chazoe60
09-06-2012, 09:25 AM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
TheTruth can suck it!!!!

Dzone
09-06-2012, 09:25 AM
there must be homosexual discussion boards out there for fags like you

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 10:09 AM
there must be homosexual discussion boards out there for fags like you


Yes but this one is the most reputable

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 10:10 AM
Mods, would you be so kind to merge this one with all of the other threads TheTruth has started?

underrated29
09-06-2012, 10:14 AM
The truth is a dumb f***ing Phag
walk in traffic and save us the drag
of reading your posts, we wish you were a ghost, that would be pretty damn rad

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 10:38 AM
Thnikkaman
Mods, would you be so kind to merge this one with all of the other threads TheTruth has started?

Haha yeah call mommy and dady ya chunt

SR
09-06-2012, 10:40 AM
Thnikkaman
Mods, would you be so kind to merge this one with all of the other threads TheTruth has started?

Haha yeah call mommy and dady ya chunt

Learn how to quote, rook.

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 10:41 AM
Haha yeah call mommy and dady ya chunt

You won't clean up after yourself and there is shit all over the place. And I don't take kindly to racial slurs, no matter how inaccurate they are.

BroncoNut
09-06-2012, 10:42 AM
both you guys settle down. you're both to blame here. Tink you should know better. TheTruth, you just need to grow up abit.

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 10:45 AM
both you guys settle down. you're both to blame here. Tink you should know better. TheTruth, you just need to grow up abit.

Nut, please don't begrudge my play time. You know I love toying with the trolls.

Northman
09-06-2012, 10:54 AM
How's it going Bullgator.

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 10:58 AM
North, that's disappointing smack. You aren't helping here.

underrated29
09-06-2012, 11:10 AM
Thnikkaman
Mods, would you be so kind to merge this one with all of the other threads TheTruth has started? And bring me a bowl of diks too please.

Haha yeah call mommy and dady ya chunt



oh my

BroncoJoe
09-06-2012, 11:11 AM
Classic - a Raiturd fan telling us our management team sucks?



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 11:23 AM
U probably thought Karl Mecklenberg was good. And hated Tebow.

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 11:25 AM
U probably thought Karl Mecklenberg was good. And hated Tebow.

You probably thought it was faster to press one key instead of three, and to speak in incomplete sentences.

chazoe60
09-06-2012, 11:26 AM
U probably thought Karl Mecklenberg was good. And hated Tebow.

Don't you dare talk shit about Meck you little mongrel.

underrated29
09-06-2012, 11:29 AM
U probably thought vagina was good. And hated ghey sex.


You would be correct.

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 11:30 AM
I think she's coming on to you UR.

Hey TheTruth, show us your tits.

underrated29
09-06-2012, 11:32 AM
She is definitely a flirt. And has a rare affliction for male members in her mouth. We might have something here. <3 <3 <3

BroncoNut
09-06-2012, 11:32 AM
what is up with TheTruth? is he or she a bronco fan? I haven't really been paying much attention to the posts. they do seem kindof stupid though

Ravage!!!
09-06-2012, 11:35 AM
I can't seem to figure out why any of you replay, at all, to that waste of bandwidth.

underrated29
09-06-2012, 11:36 AM
im on a conference call and have lots of time to kill right now. Trolling the troll.

SR
09-06-2012, 11:38 AM
U probably thought Karl Mecklenberg was good. And hated Tebow.

Tebow was/is a horrible quarterback...horrible like your smack...

SR
09-06-2012, 11:39 AM
I can't seem to figure out why any of you replay, at all, to that waste of bandwidth.

My unit production is at a minimum today, so I'm bored and need day fillers.

chazoe60
09-06-2012, 11:43 AM
TheTruth is another one of dogfish's alter ego accounts. He gets bored and does this shit.

Northman
09-06-2012, 11:44 AM
what is up with TheTruth? is he or she a bronco fan? I haven't really been paying much attention to the posts. they do seem kindof stupid though

Seriously Nut, with you does it even matter? I would think the only thing you cared about is if it had 2 legs or 4.

NightTerror218
09-06-2012, 11:45 AM
Seriously Nut, with you does it even matter? I would think the only thing you cared about is if it had 2 legs or 4.

there is a 3 legged dog that lives on my street......why are 3 legs not good enough for nut?

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 11:50 AM
I want whats best for all of us. Lets keep our good players instead of hiring these punk coaches who dump everybody then fire the coach anyway after 2 years. Lets not let somebody manage our team because he can throw a football and has big chompers and a horse face. Maybe you queers think that Manning will make this depleted roster(thanks Skat) look like a playoff threat. Next year you will all be agreeing that this is fools gold. And its gold to all you fools.

So you homo's David cross and Arn Anderson need to quit licking skats Chunt and go back to french kssing eachother with that slurping tongue sucking sound you always make. Ill be behind the peekhole watching and stroking it.

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 11:52 AM
I want whats best for all of us. Lets keep our good players instead of hiring these punk coaches who dump everybody then fire the coach anyway after 2 years. Lets not let somebody manage our team because he can throw a football and has big chompers and a horse face. Maybe you queers think that Manning will make this depleted roster(thanks Skat) look like a playoff threat. Next year you will all be agreeing that this is fools gold. And its gold to all you fools.

So you homo's David cross and Arn Anderson need to quit licking skats Chunt and go back to french kssing each other with that slurping tongue sucking sound you always make. Ill be behind the peekhole watching and stroking it.

BroncoJoe
09-06-2012, 11:52 AM
So, thetruth likes gay porn. Typical Raiturd fan.

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 11:53 AM
I want to discuss football with intelligent people. Not smack talk with little girls who bypass the word filter and call people names.

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 11:55 AM
So, thetruth likes gay porn. Typical Raiturd fan.

I love your wife more

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 11:56 AM
So, thetruth likes gay porn. Typical Raiturd fan.

TheTruth loves your wife even more

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 11:57 AM
I love your wife more

Some girl on girl action? I'd like to see video of that. (Sorry Joe)

SR
09-06-2012, 11:58 AM
TheTruth loves your wife even more

If we had an award for the most retarded poster to join these boards in the last few months, it would go to you. I would rather Steelers trolls show up here and troll their Terrible Towel nonsense.

weazel
09-06-2012, 11:58 AM
this thread reeks of bullgator

in other news, has anyone ever had explosive diarrhea?

underrated29
09-06-2012, 11:59 AM
I want whats best for all of us. Lets have ourselves a good orgy instead of fighting with each other like punks. Lets not keep our good schlong players, instead of the ones who take a dump on my chest. Everybody then can have a turn. Lets not let somebody manage our ghey sex team because he can perform a dutch rudder with both hands. Maybe you queers will think that I will make this depleted roster(More Skat) look like a real orgy threat. Next year you will all be agreeing that I am the gold winner for man juicing.

So you homo's David cross and Arn Anderson need to get over here! I want to go back to french kissing eachother with that slurping tongue sucking sound I always like make. Ill be behind the peekhole watching and stroking it.


I think it is called the glory hole

underrated29
09-06-2012, 12:00 PM
Your wife?
I love penis in my mouth more



you have already said this

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 12:02 PM
i wonder if these people vote

NightTerror218
09-06-2012, 12:02 PM
I want whats best for all of us. Lets keep our good players instead of hiring these punk coaches who dump everybody then fire the coach anyway after 2 years. Lets not let somebody manage our team because he can throw a football and has big chompers and a horse face. Maybe you queers think that Manning will make this depleted roster(thanks Skat) look like a playoff threat. Next year you will all be agreeing that this is fools gold. And its gold to all you fools.

So you homo's David cross and Arn Anderson need to quit licking skats Chunt and go back to french kssing each other with that slurping tongue sucking sound you always make. Ill be behind the peekhole watching and stroking it.

I think that is gayest thing I have ever read on this board....and that is saying a lot with the likes of some of the people in here.

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 12:03 PM
TheTruth, you're one funny chick.

underrated29
09-06-2012, 12:06 PM
At least you are all in one place where we can keep an eye on you.
i wonder if these people vote
Penis in my mouth



Still posting huh?

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 12:08 PM
I think that is gayest thing I have ever read on this board....and that is saying a lot with the likes of some of the people in here.

Makes you a hypocrite because i see you at every Gay Bash

slim
09-06-2012, 12:09 PM
Makes you a hypocrite because i see you at every Gay Bash


Well, at least we know thetruth never misses a gay bash (whatever that means).

underrated29
09-06-2012, 12:10 PM
Makes you a hypocrite because i see you at every Gay Bash



You forgot penis in your mouth

MasterShake
09-06-2012, 12:11 PM
Could he manage? i have to say NO WAY!
When he added one and two
He knew what to do
Because it was Skat's way or the Highway

Thanks skat!
Nice backbone Elgay.


Timmy T come home

There was once a thread made by TheTruth
With smack weaker than a baby with one tooth
He tried to rhyme
But when it came time
The timing was more off than Tebow

NightTerror218
09-06-2012, 12:13 PM
Makes you a hypocrite because i see you at every Gay Bash

:lol: :woot: knee slapping good time. man these are good times......

But shit....how do I respond to that.......
hold on let me to ask my nephew what he would say.

Wait I remember something from being a kid...... YOUR MOM ha take that

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 12:14 PM
You forgot penis in your mouth

i most certainly did not

underrated29
09-06-2012, 12:16 PM
You forgot penis in your mouth


i most certainly did not



thanks

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 12:16 PM
You forgot penis in your mouth

I most certainly did not

You gave me the 10 bucks upfront and i will do whats right and give you good service.

Then like you agreed you can blow me for free. Same arangement every time.

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 12:17 PM
You forgot penis in your mouth

I most certainly did not

You gave me the 10 bucks upfront and i will do whats right and give you good service.

Then like you agreed you can blow me for free. Same arrangement every time.

underrated29
09-06-2012, 12:21 PM
You forgot penis in your mouth


i most certainly did not


I most certainly did not

i will do whats right and give good head service.

Then like you agreed you can let random men blow me for free. Same arangement every time.


I most certainly did not

i will do whats right and give good head service.

Then like you agreed you can let random men blow me for free. Same arrangement every time.





So nice you needed to say it twice?

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 12:22 PM
So nice you needed to say it twice?

She wants to be sure that everyone knows that she enjoys giving fellatio.

NightTerror218
09-06-2012, 12:23 PM
So nice you needed to say it twice?

why do I imagine her stomping her feet and screaming at the comp because you keep twisting her words.

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 12:23 PM
Is this making anybody else horny?

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 12:27 PM
why do I imagine her stomping my balls and stroking my tiny ***** because you keep twisting her words.

Because its your daydream

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 12:28 PM
Is this making anybody else horny?

No. But that would change if you showed us your tits.

weazel
09-06-2012, 12:30 PM
So nice you needed to say it twice?

http://i.pinger.pl/pgr106/8df05ace00244fd849a6732b/111007_ugly_woman_shirt.jpg

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 12:31 PM
No. But that would change if you licked my teenie weenie and rubbed my tits.

$10 bucks and you gotta deal chief

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 12:35 PM
One of these days i wanna meet up with you homos and party. You quief fans are alright with me.

weazel
09-06-2012, 12:37 PM
One of these days i wanna meet up with you homos and party. You quief fans are alright with me.

http://www.welaf.com/uploads/201011/15/imgs/1289875749_ugliest-woman-in-the-world.jpg

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 12:37 PM
$10 bucks and you gotta deal chief

Sorry, I'm a giving lover, and I've had plenty of offers to have my man boobs rubbed to understand their firmness. And $10 for a blow job? You must not be very good.

underrated29
09-06-2012, 12:40 PM
Is this making anybody else horny?


One of these days i wanna meet up with you homos and party. You quief fans are alright with me.



Take it to the lounge girl or G.T.F.O.



http://www.welaf.com/uploads/201011/15/imgs/1289875749_ugliest-woman-in-the-world.jpg


Oh weazel you found her. TheTruth hurts sometimes, but thanks for letting us know.

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 12:56 PM
Sorry, I'm a giving lover, and I've had plenty of offers to have my man boobs rubbed to understand their firmness. And $10 for a blow job? You must not be very good.

I admit im probably not as good as you but ill give a grand effort. In the past i have been graded an F for eFFort. But of course i will want that $10 u promissed. And i want it all in crisp new fives.

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 01:04 PM
I admit im probably not as good as you but ill give a grand effort. In the past i have been graded an F for eFFort. But of course i will want that $10 u promissed. And i want it all in crisp new fives.

Again, I'm not into blow jobs; either giving or receiving. You apparently got an F in reading comprehension as well.

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 01:09 PM
Again, I'm not into blow jobs; either giving or receiving. You apparently got an F in reading comprehension as well.

Your voice says no no but your cacksucker lips say yes yes.

slim
09-06-2012, 01:11 PM
Quick, someone tell OR that thetruth is giving out $10 BJs....maybe we can finally get his cherry popped (I mean for real, not pretend like OR usually does).

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 01:13 PM
By the way who was that Queer who ran in here and tried to brake it up earlier?. The one you waved off?. Tell him to come back in here so i can tell Mr Rogers to Shut the Fack up, im not talking to you.

Really burned my hide

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 01:14 PM
Your voice says no no but your cacksucker lips say yes yes.

Its so adorable that you are trying to step your game up this way. How many crack rocks did it take you to come up with this witty response. Seriously, show us your tits or get the **** out.

underrated29
09-06-2012, 01:14 PM
Again, I'm not into blow jobs; either giving or receiving. You apparently got an F in reading comprehension as well.


You'd have trouble reading too with that much semen in your eyes.

Timmy!
09-06-2012, 01:15 PM
Damnit. I heard there were tits in this thread.

weazel
09-06-2012, 01:16 PM
By the way who was that Queer who ran in here and tried to brake it up earlier?. The one you waved off?. Tell him to come back in here so i can tell Mr Rogers to Shut the Fack up, im not talking to you.

Really burned my hide

http://www.shrani.si/f/1P/MI/1JNUN3L9/fatlips1.jpg

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 01:23 PM
Its so adorable that you are trying to step your game up this way. How many crack rocks did it take you to come up with this witty response. Seriously, show us your tits or get the **** out.

Crack rocks? haha. Why u have any?

slim
09-06-2012, 01:24 PM
Crack rocks? haha. Why u have any?

Maybe you can pick some up at your next gay bash.

NightTerror218
09-06-2012, 01:25 PM
http://www.shrani.si/f/1P/MI/1JNUN3L9/fatlips1.jpg

we call those dick sucking lips

BTW the previous picture was completely evil and I vomited in my mouth.

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 01:25 PM
Crack rocks? haha. Why u have any?

If I did, I'd consider selling them to you. ******* chicken heads.

weazel
09-06-2012, 01:26 PM
Crack rocks? haha. Why u have any?

http://images.travelpod.com/users/fishtails04/5.1237244400.cracked-rock.jpg

slim
09-06-2012, 01:28 PM
If I did, I'd consider selling them to you. ******* chicken heads.

Well, she doesn't have any money. That is why she is giving out $10 BJs.

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 01:29 PM
Well, she doesn't have any money. That is why she is giving out $10 BJs.

I've seen her lips. I won't accept blow jobs for crack from her.

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 01:43 PM
I've seen her lips. I won't accept blow jobs for crack from her.

Thats what you say to keep appearance. You sound like you are in some classic denial

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 01:44 PM
Thats what you say to keep appearance. You sound like you are in some classic denial

I think classic denial is an absolute. You are either in denial or you're not. No gray area here.

Besides, I've seen your blue waffle. You're diseased.

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 02:04 PM
I think classic denial is an absolute. You are either in denial or you're not. No gray area here.

Besides, I've seen your blue waffle. You're diseased.

I paint my meat for sick puppies like you. And i remember you seeing my "waffle". This time i wont force you. This time i will not hold your head down. This time its mutual.

BroncoNut
09-06-2012, 02:10 PM
OMG. what is this all about?

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 02:15 PM
OMG. what is this all about?

U know exactly what its about. wanna join in Sailor?. We been kickin the idea of a third party around for some time.

SR
09-06-2012, 02:23 PM
Bullgator used to high five his own posts too.

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 02:44 PM
Bullgator used to high five his own posts too.

And you can't forget him for it can you?

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 03:28 PM
I paint my meat for sick puppies like you. And i remember you seeing my "waffle". This time i wont force you. This time i will not hold your head down. This time its mutual.

You paint your meat? Is this BBQ smack? What, are you going to smoke my pole?

I'll brine you before I butterfly you then roast you over an open flame for 12 hours.

MOtorboat
09-06-2012, 05:46 PM
And you can't forget him for it can you?

...

Outed...?


You paint your meat? Is this BBQ smack? What, are you going to smoke my pole?

I'll brine you before I butterfly you then roast you over an open flame for 12 hours.

What does "I paint my meat" even mean?