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TheTruth
09-06-2012, 09:13 AM
The cheeks of whose ass were so fat
He'd pull um apart
Every time that he'd fart
And of course every time that he Shat

Unfortunatly he Shat on us fans when he got rid of all our good skill players over the years(Cutler,Royal,Loyd,Marshall,Hillis,Gafney,Tbo w) and replaced them with short term quick fixes(not fixed)

Thanks Skat!

shank
09-06-2012, 09:14 AM
there once was a piece of shit who would shut the **** up

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 09:15 AM
There once was this Chick glossed TheTruth
Offering facts not backed up by Proof
Her smack lacked content
To the Black Hole She was Sent
And she vanished without even a poof.

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 09:18 AM
One day TheTruth ran out of pads
She improvised with whatever she had
A newspaper she found
Rolled it up and around
So when she walks, it crinkles a tad

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 09:22 AM
TheTruth is always high on crack
About football she doesn't know jack
She's known to spend 5 on a rock
Or sometimes just sucks ****
And when she speaks it sounds like a quack.

Dzone
09-06-2012, 09:22 AM
You have a scat fixation. Scatology obsession happens when you were abused as an infant. Pity on you.

chazoe60
09-06-2012, 09:22 AM
There once was a man from Nantucket
TheTruth can go suck it!

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 09:23 AM
TheTruth once starred in a viral movie
her girlfriend thought it would be groovy
To skat in a cup
She filled that shit up
And they lapped at it like it was a smoothie

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 09:29 AM
To oblige them he Does as he's bid
As skat put them to bed
He asked "whats to be read?"
Uncle Rhemus they cried so Skat did!

chazoe60
09-06-2012, 09:32 AM
TheTruth can suck it!!
Too bad he'd like it!!
If it was a vag he wouldn't **** it!!
But a ****, you bet he'd take it!!

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 09:36 AM
TheTruth has no content in her smack
However if she would just show us her rack
We might just back off
With no more than a cough
And we'd get this forum back on track.

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 02:10 PM
TheTruth has no content in her smack
However if she would just show us her rack
We might just back off
With no more than a cough
And we'd get this forum back on track.

In that picture your lips look like they are so tight in fear of losing a drop of cum...All the while it looks like it is slowly seeping down your throat. But ill admit the shirt and tie makes you look professional.

BroncoNut
09-06-2012, 02:37 PM
Who are you!!!

BroncoNut
09-06-2012, 02:40 PM
Tink yoiu are actually pretty talented with your poetry.

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 02:42 PM
Tink yoiu are actually pretty talented with your poetry.

What are you...Talented at?

GEM
09-06-2012, 02:43 PM
To oblige them he Does as he's bid
As skat put them to bed
He asked "whats to be read?"
Uncle Rhemus they cried so Skat did!

You seem to know a lot about molestation....should your goofy elementary name be Chester?

BroncoNut
09-06-2012, 03:00 PM
What are you...Talented at?

nothing. I'm not really good for much. just kinda wish you'd leave us alone. We don't need any trouble around here.

TheTruth
09-06-2012, 03:13 PM
nothing. I'm not really good for much. just kinda wish you'd leave us alone. We don't need any trouble around here.

Trouble? WE? im sure you are good for something. Smile

Thnikkaman
09-06-2012, 03:42 PM
As a troll, I give TheTruth a 33 out of 100.

Not even worth a letter grade.

NightTerror218
09-06-2012, 04:13 PM
cant we just get along.....you are going to hurt nut.....give him an aneurism or something.

MOtorboat
09-06-2012, 11:27 PM
The cheeks of whose ass were so fat
He'd pull um apart
Every time that he'd fart
And of course every time that he Shat

Unfortunatly he Shat on us fans when he got rid of all our good skill players over the years(Cutler,Royal,Loyd,Marshall,Hillis,Gafney,Tbo w) and replaced them with short term quick fixes(not fixed)

Thanks Skat!

There was once this douche named Truth
Superman he doth reckon he was
He hence ****** up the the phone booth
When he shaved off all his peach fuzz

TheTruth
09-07-2012, 02:52 AM
As a troll, I give TheTruth a 33 out of 100.

Not even worth a letter grade.


DOOOOOOOOH! got me! Burn! Face!

CrazyHorse
09-07-2012, 05:25 AM
Blame McDaniels.

BroncoNut
09-07-2012, 09:15 AM
Don't ban Truth. Please. we can work with him