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Dreadnought
05-13-2009, 03:24 PM
Dortoh got me thinking, when he was writing about the infamous Bobs-your-information-Minister in another thread. We have had threads devoted to the greatest players, teams, coaches, what have you. The best bands, movies, singers, guitarists, books, and nearly everything else under the Sun have been debated. Even scantlily clad ladies get rated in another part of the board

Being as so many of us came from different origins, here is a place to make your case for the worst Troll you ever encountered on any Bronco board. What made them so especially awful? There is some pretty strong competition IMO, but I'd be curious to read your thoughts

Dortoh
05-13-2009, 03:37 PM
bobsyourinfo is the king of stupid.

http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/4291/fatzg6.jpg

"In 10 years no one will think of John Elway as #7. They will think of Matt Cassel as #7."

"Jay Cutler : Diabeetus
Tyler Thigpen: Healthy Male
Winner: Tyler Thigpen"

"Fireworks715" just sent me a "Woo" on OKCupid.com. The feeling is mutual. I like her profile, too, which is public, and which you may now peruse for my benefit.

Are you more concerned about the Chiefs now that Damon Huard has been named starter?

See that ass, Champ? Study that ass carefully...it's all you'll be watching when the Broncos play the Chiefs.
BOWE KNOWS!


****
We'll take two in Dallas.
WRITE IT DOWN!

I can't get wood! My high-fat diet, lack of exercise and general obesity has rendered my sex drive null and void

I got it cut at supercuts! It's the only way I can get a real woman to touch me. 12 bucks and I get to sit there with my eyes closed and pretend we're making out while she runs her fingers through my...

frauschieze
05-13-2009, 03:46 PM
That looks suspiciously like an /end thread to me.

Dreadnought
05-13-2009, 03:51 PM
That looks suspiciously like an /end thread to me.

I am in shock. Its hard to fathom a man that dense able to turn on a computer and log onto the internet

Dortoh
05-13-2009, 03:55 PM
He is actually a hack sports writer for some chiefs rag.

underrated29
05-13-2009, 03:57 PM
I DONT know.... At BM we had PRY. i dont know how to dig up his stuff otherwise i would. But he was so bad that we had to abbreviate his name for fear if we typed the whole thing out he would come back......

Kinda like the bad guy in harry potter.


Maybe someone that was at BM will find some of his gems and post them.

LRtagger
05-13-2009, 04:13 PM
I like how he uses his gut as an armrest

claymore
05-13-2009, 04:40 PM
Cicero. /thread. He is a Broncos fan, but he is a troll on life in general. Him and Tned test.

Dreadnought
05-13-2009, 04:52 PM
Cicero. /thread. He is a Broncos fan, but he is a troll on life in general. Him and Tned test.

:tsk:

Cicero does not count, Claymore. He can't evaluate tight ends or QB's for crap, but he is a Bronco fan when all is said and done.

For shame...

topscribe
05-13-2009, 05:01 PM
Claymore has my vote. He seems to think he can't come over here much
anymore since he went to that "other" place. I told him I can do that and post
over here, too, but he doesn't care.

I think he lied when he said he loved me. :tsk:



P.S. I'm locking up the goat for good . . .



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Midnight Blue
05-13-2009, 05:05 PM
This needs to be a poll... :lol:

claymore
05-13-2009, 05:07 PM
Claymore has my vote. He seems to think he can't come over here much
anymore since he went to that "other" place. I told him I can do that and post
over here, too, but he doesn't care.

I think he lied when he said he loved me. :tsk:



P.S. I'm locking up the goat for good . . .



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Top. I used you to get to the goat. Im sorry.

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05-13-2009, 05:11 PM
I DONT know.... At BM we had PRY. i dont know how to dig up his stuff otherwise i would. But he was so bad that we had to abbreviate his name for fear if we typed the whole thing out he would come back......

Kinda like the bad guy in harry potter.


Maybe someone that was at BM will find some of his gems and post them.

Now, that guy was a gas!! :lol: I don't remember laugh so often at the
computer as when he was around. I think he would give Bob a run at trolling.

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05-13-2009, 05:12 PM
Top. I used you to get to the goat. Im sorry.

What good is "sorry"?

The deed is done. :coffee:

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underrated29
05-13-2009, 05:44 PM
Top can you find some of his stuff? Maybe you know where to get it or who to contact to find some stuff.

BroncoJoe
05-13-2009, 05:46 PM
Sorry, but it HAS to be OaklandRaider. The guy was born with loser tattooed on his brain.

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05-13-2009, 05:57 PM
Top can you find some of his stuff? Maybe you know where to get it or who to contact to find some stuff.

Sorry . . . I'm not into dumpster diving . . . :D

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GEM
05-13-2009, 06:03 PM
Patriot Ruler...

"Ho, Ho, Ho the Pats be goin 19-0 and be headin to the big show. 72 fins can now watch da boys take the title away from the old south beach drunks.
Randy and Tom be lightin one up on Mon. Night for the rest of the 31 teams that need a lesson best be watchin. Yeaaaaaaaaa Boyyyyy!!!"

I am going through trying to find the post about sitting on his daddy's knee naked reading the Vegas daily betting guide. :laugh:

And his favorite line.....Old boy!

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05-13-2009, 06:12 PM
Patriot Ruler...

"Ho, Ho, Ho the Pats be goin 19-0 and be headin to the big show. 72 fins can now watch da boys take the title away from the old south beach drunks.
Randy and Tom be lightin one up on Mon. Night for the rest of the 31 teams that need a lesson best be watchin. Yeaaaaaaaaa Boyyyyy!!!"

I am going through trying to find the post about sitting on his daddy's knee naked reading the Vegas daily betting guide. :laugh:

And his favorite line.....Old boy!

I think I got to him a little bit when I referred to how he sat on his daddy's lap with all his clothes off.

Or how he was breast fed by this father.

I don't know why I wasn't banned . . . :lol:

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OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 06:49 PM
Dumbass Donkey Fans....

This is the freaking SMACK section! Not a place for old Bronco fans on the site to catch up an remember all the trolls.

Freaking read the rules or get out of my forum.

Owned.

BroncoJoe
05-13-2009, 06:50 PM
Dumbass Donkey Fans....

This is the freaking SMACK section! Not a place for old Bronco fans on the site to catch up an remember all the trolls.

Freaking read the rules or get out of my forum.

Owned.

Take your meds and go to bed.

tia.

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05-13-2009, 06:54 PM
Dumbass Donkey Fans....

This is the freaking SMACK section! Not a place for old Bronco fans on the site to catch up an remember all the trolls.

Freaking read the rules or get out of my forum.

Owned.

Nice try. But you're still no match for Bob or PRY . . .

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MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 06:56 PM
Dumbass Donkey Fans....

This is the freaking SMACK section! Not a place for old Bronco fans on the site to catch up an remember all the trolls.

Freaking read the rules or get out of my forum.

Owned.

PvdJFnb5spo

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 06:56 PM
I love her too.

frauschieze
05-13-2009, 06:57 PM
Dumbass Donkey Fans....

This is the freaking SMACK section! Not a place for old Bronco fans on the site to catch up an remember all the trolls.

Freaking read the rules or get out of my forum.

Owned.

Reading comprehension has failed you. Let's take this slow.

Look at the top of your screen. See the big horse head? Look right underneath it. It says Denver Broncos. Not Oakland Raiders.

If that's still too difficult, let's talk colors. The screen is predominantly blue and orange. You're looking for black and silver. That is "your" forum.

This here, is the place where you and your weak ass smack are destroyed. If you feel you must stay, then take notes from Devilspawn. Maybe you could learn a thing or two.

If it's not too complicated for you.

MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 06:58 PM
I love her too.

Ok Mongo.

Your new name is Mongo. Mmmkay?

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05-13-2009, 06:59 PM
I love her too.

You should. I saw the way she stood up for you.

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OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 07:00 PM
Reading comprehension has failed you. Let's take this slow.

Look at the top of your screen. See the big horse head? Look right underneath it. It says Denver Broncos. Not Oakland Raiders.

If that's still too difficult, let's talk colors. The screen is predominantly blue and orange. You're looking for black and silver. That is "your" forum.

This here, is the place where you and your weak ass smack are destroyed. If you feel you must stay, then take notes from Devilspawn. Maybe you could learn a thing or two.

If it's not too complicated for you.


ROFL!

Your adopted Donkey is Mike Leach, who got his ass CUT by McDaniels.

Word of advice: try to adopt somebody who is still on your team, dum dum.

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 07:02 PM
Ok Mongo.

Your new name is Mongo. Mmmkay?

Call me whatever you want.

But what you can't call me is a loser, because I am not a Donkey fan.

frauschieze
05-13-2009, 07:04 PM
ROFL!

Your adopted Donkey is Mike Leach, who got his ass CUT by McDaniels.

Word of advice: try to adopt somebody who is still on your team, dum dum.

You have no idea what you've just said. But if I could reach through the computer screen, you'd never post here again.

In fact, you may never post here again anyway.

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 07:08 PM
You have no idea what you've just said. But if I could reach through the computer screen, you'd never post here again.

In fact, you may never post here again anyway.

OOOO, you making threats now boy?

Threats on smack forum = I win

Owned.

Run along now, go mate with the other ponies.

Timmy!
05-13-2009, 07:09 PM
I'm going to go with Obi....

MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 07:10 PM
But what you can't call me is a loser, because I am not a Donkey fan.

Judged on wins and losses moron, my team wins. Yours doesn't. I don't think its that hard to understand, really.

You can't even get past 5 wins...we fire our coach not getting 8, and not reaching the playoffs the last three seasons. You can't even get out of the Top 10 in the draft.

Then, you can't even take the right players.

Jamarcus Russell. Sucks.
Michael Huff. Sucks.
Robert Gallery. Can't even play the position he was drafted to play.

Darrius Heyward-Bay? Don't get me started.

Owned.

Now ****.

(P.S...no really, ****)

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05-13-2009, 07:11 PM
OOOO, you making threats now boy?

Threats on smack forum = I win

Owned.

Run along now, go mate with the other ponies.

Frau is a lady.

You're the boi.

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frauschieze
05-13-2009, 07:12 PM
OOOO, you making threats now boy?

Threats on smack forum = I win

Owned.

Run along now, go mate with the other ponies.

Honey, 3 things:

1. I'm a woman.

2. I have the power to remove you from this forum against your will.

3. Don't make me prove my "threats" aren't idle.

Timmy!
05-13-2009, 07:14 PM
Is it just me, or is it hot when Frau slaps the trolls around? :drool:

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 07:16 PM
Judged on wins and losses moron, my team wins. Yours doesn't. I don't think its that hard to understand, really.

You wanna talk wins and losses? Raiders 51 Donks 40. Raiders win. You wanna talk superbowls? Raiders 3 Donks 2, but they CHEATED.

Either way, my team wins. Get over it. You cant smack talk any fanbase except maybe the Lions...but last I remember, they beat your team like 41-7.


Jamarcus Russell. Sucks.
Michael Huff. Sucks.
Robert Gallery. Can't even play the position he was drafted to play.


The same Jamarcus Russell that has never threw an INT against the Broncos and has had his best games against your team? I wouldnt say he sucks. Does Joe Flacco suck? Go look at his and Russell's numbers. Virtually the same. So I guess Flacco sucks too?

Michael Huff would start on your team.

Robert Gallery is a pro bowl Guard.

You fail.



Owned.

Now ****.

(P.S...no really, ****)

LOL, looks like someone is a lil mad? I wont **** until you donkey fans understand that you will always be owned by Oakland.

Owned.

frauschieze
05-13-2009, 07:16 PM
Is it just me, or is it hot when Frau slaps the trolls around? :drool:

Meh. Gem and Midnight Blue are way better at it.

I'm just in a really shitty mood and I'm not in the mood to try to explain the Leach thing to someone who is unable to comprehend it anyway.

Timmy!
05-13-2009, 07:18 PM
Meh. Gem and Midnight Blue are way better at it.

I'm just in a really shitty mood and I'm not in the mood to try to explain the Leach thing to someone who is unable to comprehend it anyway.

Good point. It would be like trying to teach a pet rock to fetch. You know, if he was smart enough he'd just put "owned" in his signature. That would be cute.

MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 07:19 PM
You wanna talk wins and losses? Raiders 51 Donks 40. Raiders win. You wanna talk superbowls? Raiders 3 Donks 2, but they CHEATED.

Either way, my team wins. Get over it. You cant smack talk any fanbase except maybe the Lions...but last I remember, they beat your team like 41-7.


The same Jamarcus Russell that has never threw an INT against the Broncos and has had his best games against your team? I wouldnt say he sucks. Does Joe Flacco suck? Go look at his and Russell's numbers. Virtually the same. So I guess Flacco sucks too?

Michael Huff would start on your team.

Robert Gallery is a pro bowl Guard.

You fail.



LOL, looks like someone is a lil mad? I wont **** until you donkey fans understand that you will always be owned by Oakland.

Owned.

Whatever...

You continue to be the **** stick you are...and we'll continue to laugh at you as you walk down banning road...

Go do something productive.

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 07:19 PM
Meh. Gem and Midnight Blue are way better at it.

I'm just in a really shitty mood and I'm not in the mood to try to explain the Leach thing to someone who is unable to comprehend it anyway.

Oh I comprehend it ALRIGHT.

McDaniels CUT HIS ASS!

And then brings in Lonnie Paxton from New England

Whats not to understand? He wasn't good enough to make your roster, so why "adopt" him? :lol:

Might as well go adopt Selvin Young too, since ya know, he got cut.

OWNED.

Somebody please put up a fight, too easy.

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05-13-2009, 07:19 PM
Meh. Gem and Midnight Blue are way better at it.

I'm just in a really shitty mood and I'm not in the mood to try to explain the Leach thing to someone who is unable to comprehend it anyway.

Larsen is still open to you. And that is special because it isn't because I want to get rid of him. http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/AZDynamics/Smilies/thdrink.gif

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MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 07:22 PM
Oh I comprehend it ALRIGHT.

McDaniels CUT HIS ASS!

And then brings in Lonnie Paxton from New England

Whats not to understand? He wasn't good enough to make your roster, so why "adopt" him? :lol:

Might as well go adopt Selvin Young too, since ya know, he got cut.

OWNED.

Somebody please put up a fight, too easy.

To take another page from last night...

I'll let home girl finish you off...


Honey, 3 things:

1. I'm a woman.

2. I have the power to remove you from this forum against your will.

3. Don't make me prove my "threats" aren't idle.

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 07:25 PM
Go do something productive.

Stop talking about your sister like that. She is productive.

OWNED.

BoltsOwnU
05-13-2009, 07:26 PM
Meh. Gem and Midnight Blue are way better at it.

I'm just in a really shitty mood and I'm not in the mood to try to explain the Leach thing to someone who is unable to comprehend it anyway.

Fran, I'm not usually one to wade into these sorts of things, but really, when your sig lists a player that got cut from your team, I have to rate that a
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y34/Rule12b/4-1570l.jpg

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05-13-2009, 07:27 PM
Stop talking about your sister like that. She is productive.

OWNED.

Wow. I'll bet Mo feels like someone just tried to knock him out with a jab . . .

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OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 07:28 PM
Honey, 3 things:

1. I'm a woman.

2. I have the power to remove you from this forum against your will.

3. Don't make me prove my "threats" aren't idle.

1. You avatar with the lips explain it all then. If you were a dude, that would be kind of "fruity" :lol:

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05-13-2009, 07:29 PM
1. You avatar with the lips explain it all then. If you were a dude, that would be kind of "fruity" :lol:

Would that turn you on?

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OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 07:29 PM
fran, i'm not usually one to wade into these sorts of things, but really, when your sig lists a player that got cut from your team, i have to rate that a
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y34/rule12b/4-1570l.jpg

thank you

Timmy!
05-13-2009, 07:30 PM
*sigh* Fine....

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb304/timmy80906/raiderfans-1.jpg

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb304/timmy80906/aldavis.jpg

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb304/timmy80906/javonsucks.jpg

http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb304/timmy80906/raiderssuck.jpg

http://sportsnationblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/crazy-fan-at-raiders-game-737513.jpg

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 07:30 PM
Would that turn you on?

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Errrmmm.

Dude, this is an internet forum. I am not here to discuss what does and doesn't turn me on, I am here to own bronco fans.

Get with the program

MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 07:31 PM
Stop talking about your sister like that. She is productive.

OWNED.

If you're ******* my sister, you're ******* air, there, stud...

FAIL.

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 07:32 PM
Timmy, those are some cute pictures.

Now post some pictures of the last time The Broncos and Raiders played each other?

Yeah....I thought so.

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05-13-2009, 07:32 PM
Errrmmm.

Dude, this is an internet forum. I am not here to discuss what does and doesn't turn me on, I am here to own bronco fans.

Get with the program

I'll take that as a yes.

So . . . did your daddy train you, then?

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OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 07:37 PM
I'll take that as a yes.

So . . . did your daddy train you, then?

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Let me take a wild guess.

You are the creepy uncle in real life, huh?

Your a weird guy.:rolleyes:

Timmy!
05-13-2009, 07:37 PM
Timmy, those are some cute pictures.

Now post some pictures of the last time The Broncos and Raiders played each other?

Yeah....I thought so.

You're adorable! You are, by far, my favorite troll ever.

Can you post some pictures of the last time the Raiders won 6 games or more in a season? I'll help.

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e272/tonyflash/BucRaiderFan.jpg

http://www.thegully.com/essays/gay_mundo2/wilke/img_closet/superbowl2.jpg

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05-13-2009, 07:39 PM
Let me take a wild guess.

You are the creepy uncle in real life, huh?

Your a weird guy.:rolleyes:

Is it true that a mob of crazed Roto Rooter men gang plumbed your sister one night?

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MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 07:41 PM
OaklandRaider, you win...you win the Dopiest Troll Ever.

You made me salute BoltsOwnU...

:pound:

FAIL!

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 07:41 PM
Is it true that a mob of crazed Roto Rooter men gang plumbed your sister one night?

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Is it true that you are Clay Aiken's baby daddy?

MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 07:42 PM
Is it true that you are Clay Aiken's baby daddy?

:pound:

FAIL!

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 07:43 PM
OaklandRaider, you win...you win the Dopiest Troll Ever.

You made me salute BoltsOwnU...

:pound:

FAIL!

I don't classify myself as a "troll"

MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 07:44 PM
I don't classify myself as a "troll"

No, I don't imagine you do.

Delusions of grandeur.

And yes, "delusions" AND "grandeur" are actual words. Look them up.

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05-13-2009, 07:45 PM
I don't classify myself as a "troll"

Oh, you don't have to go to all that trouble. We've already done that for you. http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/AZDynamics/Smilies/thdrink.gif

In fact, I take back what I said . . . you just might be as dumb as Bob and PRY . . . :nod:

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OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 07:48 PM
No, I don't imagine you do.

Delusions of grandeur.

And yes, "delusions" AND "grandeur" are actual words. Look them up.

My bitches look up words for me.

As a matter of fact, I just sent your sister to go look up the word "Swallow"

owned.

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05-13-2009, 07:50 PM
Is it true that you are Clay Aiken's baby daddy?

Genetics isn't your strong suit, is it? :pound:

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OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 07:51 PM
Genetics isn't your strong suit, is it? :pound:

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Your strong suit must be FAILING.

MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 07:52 PM
My bitches look up words for me.

As a matter of fact, I just sent your sister to go look up the word "Swallow"

owned.


If you're ******* my sister, you're ******* air, there, stud...

FAIL.

We have:

1.) Smack fail.

2.) Reading comprehension fail.

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 07:53 PM
You just called your sister air?

What the hell?

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05-13-2009, 07:54 PM
Your strong suit must be FAILING.

:pound: A little rattled, are you?

I gotta stop. I'm getting a little ashamed of myself. I feel like a big bully . . .

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MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 07:56 PM
You just called your sister air?

What the hell?

Jeebus.

My sister DOESN'T EXIST...

Get it yet?

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 07:57 PM
Jeebus.

My sister DOESN'T EXIST...

Get it yet?

Um, she's right here.

Stop embarrassing yourself.

MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 07:59 PM
Um, she's right here.

Stop embarrassing yourself.

:noidea:

Yeah, my "home girl" is here, but I don't have a sister.

First off...you ain't ******* Cheese...it just ain't happening, so I know that's not who you're referring to, and second...I don't have a sister.

Embarrass myself? LOL.

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 08:05 PM
:noidea:

Yeah, my "home girl" is here, but I don't have a sister.

First off...you ain't ******* Cheese...it just ain't happening, so I know that's not who you're referring to, and second...I don't have a sister.

Embarrass myself? LOL.

Your sister says that you and her don't get along, which is why you say you don't have a sister. She says you guys always used to argue growing up, because you always tried to wear her clothes, put on her makeup, and date her boyfriends. She says one day she walked in and you were "man-scaping" with her razor. That was the final straw that broke the camel's back.

C'mon man, we all know you have a sister. Everybody knows it. Hell, everybody has probably banged her. We ALL know you have a sister.

Stop denying it. You are a 30 year old Man/Women, you and sister need to make up.

frauschieze
05-13-2009, 08:16 PM
Fran, I'm not usually one to wade into these sorts of things, but really, when your sig lists a player that got cut from your team, I have to rate that a
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y34/Rule12b/4-1570l.jpg

Yeah, I know. I'm traumatized over the whole thing. I adopted him years ago, and I'm having problems coping with the fact I have to replace him.

Technically, the new Adopt A Bronco starts after the final cuts, so I can't even adopt a new one yet to try to dull the pain.

If you'd like to make fun of me for this, there are about 15 different threads that have been created for that sole purpose. You don't have to soil the happiness that is this sorry excuse for a troll getting mopped up in any football smack.

Dreadnought
05-13-2009, 08:17 PM
Holy Crap! i disappear for two hours, and this nitwit runs up 3 pages of the most feeble dim witted fake smack yet devised. And it doesn't even raise to the level of Obi-Groo's low standards, much less Bobs-your-Information-Minister. He even sucks at sucking :tsk:

T.K.O.
05-13-2009, 08:18 PM
I don't classify myself as a "troll"

thats what makes it so funny.trolls dont know they're trolls
here ya go take the raiderfan test...if you answer YES to any of the statements below..




1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your car goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.

3.. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.



4 You wonder how service stations keep their rest-rooms so clean

5. Someone in your family died right after saying, 'Hey, guys, watch this.'

6. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.



7 Your junior prom offered day care..




8. The Halloween pumpkin on your porch has more teeth than your spouse.

9. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.

10. One of your kids was born on a pool table.

11. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.

....CONGRATS ! your a raider fan

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05-13-2009, 08:19 PM
Holy Crap! i disappear for two hours, and this nitwit runs up 3 pages of the most feeble dim witted fake smack yet devised. And it doesn't even raise to the level of Obi-Groo's low standards, much less Bobs-your-Information-Minister. He even sucks at sucking :tsk:

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/AZDynamics/Smilies/BIGrofl2-1.gif

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MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 08:23 PM
Your sister says that you and her don't get along, which is why you say you don't have a sister. She says you guys always used to argue growing up, because you always tried to wear her clothes, put on her makeup, and date her boyfriends. She says one day she walked in and you were "man-scaping" with her razor. That was the final straw that broke the camel's back.

C'mon man, we all know you have a sister. Everybody knows it. Hell, everybody has probably banged her. We ALL know you have a sister.

Stop denying it. You are a 30 year old Man/Women, you and sister need to make up.

Um, what?

Dreadnought
05-13-2009, 08:25 PM
Um, what?

Nevermind Mo. He tries to make up for utter incompetence by sheer volume. It ain't working for him though.

MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 08:28 PM
Nevermind Mo. He tries to make up for utter incompetence by sheer volume. It ain't working for him though.

Look, I just want to help the poor 13 year old out, here.

Rule No. 1. Don't tell someone they are "owned." It means they aren't.

Rule No. 2. It's the internet, don't assume anything. Feel out your subject before smacking...view the boards for a while, be civil, say a few nice things, talk football, lull the board to sleep...then attack...

It's not hard...I'm just trying to school the teenager.

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 08:31 PM
Holy Crap! i disappear for two hours, and this nitwit runs up 3 pages of the most feeble dim witted fake smack yet devised. And it doesn't even raise to the level of Obi-Groo's low standards, much less Bobs-your-Information-Minister. He even sucks at sucking :tsk:

Actually, you are in the wrong here. Your thread is not even smack.

I pointed that out.

Not my fault.

topscribe
05-13-2009, 08:32 PM
Edited.

Did it not occur to you that two mods are in this thread?

Did you not read the Rules and Guidelines about circumventing the language filter?

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/AZDynamics/Smilies/BIGrofl2-1.gif

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OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 08:36 PM
Did it not occur to you that two mods are in this thread?

Did you not read the Rules and Guidelines about circumventing the language filter?

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/AZDynamics/Smilies/BIGrofl2-1.gif

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Whatever.

You are the peeping Tom of the smack section, topscribe. You are a really weird guy...

Dreadnought
05-13-2009, 08:36 PM
Did it not occur to you that two mods are in this thread?

Did you not read the Rules and Guidelines about circumventing the language filter?

http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/AZDynamics/Smilies/BIGrofl2-1.gif

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As is off-topic posting and Hijacking Threads, but I've let that slide so far...Its my thread, and he's building a case :D

T.K.O.
05-13-2009, 08:40 PM
Whatever.

You are the peeping Tom of the smack section, topscribe. You are a really weird guy...

i will give you credit ,you take a beating well !after being smacked around in multiple threads today,its amazing you can even type at this point....if only the raiders where as dedicated.....well i guess they have been smacked around alot lately as well and they still try...then FAIL:welcome:

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 08:41 PM
Dreadnought

LMAO @ You for sporting a Battle of Scheveningen signtaure :lol:

That's like wearing your running shoes to the club.

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 08:41 PM
i will give you credit ,you take a beating well !after being smacked around in multiple threads today,its amazing you can even type at this point....if only the raiders where as dedicated.....well i guess they have been smacked around alot lately as well and they still try...then FAIL:welcome:

Smacked around? ROFLMAO!

Dude, you might want to re-read through this thread.

I'm owning.

MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 08:42 PM
Dreadnought

LMAO @ You for sporting a Battle of Scheveningen signtaure :lol:

That's like wearing your running shoes to the club.

If you were old enough to get into a club...

frauschieze
05-13-2009, 08:44 PM
It's getting awfully personal in here.....

topscribe
05-13-2009, 08:45 PM
Smacked around? ROFLMAO!

Dude, you might want to re-read through this thread.

I'm owning.

I noticed that you note you're owned at the end of most of your posts . . .

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OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 08:48 PM
It's getting awfully personal in here.....

Tell me about it.

I've been attacked numerous times in this thread.

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 08:49 PM
If you were old enough to get into a club...

Where do you think I met your sister?

OWNED

MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 08:49 PM
Tell me about it.

I've been attacked numerous times in this thread.

Oh look...the "innocent" victim...

Can we take care of the problem? I think we can all agree (well, except for one of us) who the problem is?

MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 08:50 PM
Where do you think I met your sister?

OWNED

:tsk:

You'd be better going after my mother.

At that point I might actually be slightly offended.

News flash, I don't have a sister.

topscribe
05-13-2009, 08:51 PM
Where do you think I met your sister?

OWNED

There you go again. You don't have to keep telling us you're owned.

We can see that. :coffee:

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Timmy!
05-13-2009, 08:53 PM
Well. I'd say we have a winner.

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 08:53 PM
Oh look...the "innocent" victim...

Can we take care of the problem? I think we can all agree (well, except for one of us) who the problem is?

Actually, I never really attacked anybody personally until I was attacked.

So yes, I was the victim.

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 08:54 PM
:tsk:

You'd be better going after my mother.

At that point I might actually be slightly offended.

News flash you piece of shit, I don't have a sister.

Getting mad are we? :D

We will just agree to disagree. I believe you have a sister, you believe you don't.

frauschieze
05-13-2009, 08:55 PM
Tell me about it.

I've been attacked numerous times in this thread.

As well as you've done in return.

Shall we all try smacking the others respective teams as opposed to non-existent relatives in derogatory manners?

We can start easy.

Faiders suck!






See how easy that is? Now you try.

MOtorboat
05-13-2009, 08:57 PM
Or, we could get rid of the PROBLEM...:rolleyes:

I think after five hours of this shit we might realize that this is a TROLL and should be gotten rid of...

Timmy!
05-13-2009, 08:57 PM
http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr239/jangowuzhere/InBeforeTheLock.gif

T.K.O.
05-13-2009, 08:58 PM
i think this raiderfan is a spy.....not really a raiderfan at all ,but a regular on here signed up as new. attempting to stir up sh8...hmmmmm
hotcarl is that you ?

Timmy!
05-13-2009, 09:01 PM
Or, we could get rid of the PROBLEM...:rolleyes:

I think after five hours of this shit we might realize that this is a TROLL and should be gotten rid of...

Oh come on MO, I want to keep him. He's like the little annoying kid with the big mouth you slapped around in high school, but as soon as you made him say uncle and let him go, he'd just start running his mouth, so you'd slap the shit out of him again. Next year when he's a freshman he'll know what I mean.


He's so hilariously clueless you can't take him seriously.

OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 09:01 PM
i think this raiderfan is a spy.....not really a raiderfan at all ,but a regular on here signed up as new. attempting to stir up sh8...hmmmmm
hotcarl is that you ?

LOL

I'm a spy on a message board? Um, no. You see I actually have this thing called a "life"

topscribe
05-13-2009, 09:01 PM
i think this raiderfan is a spy.....not really a raiderfan at all ,but a regular on here signed up as new. attempting to stir up sh8...hmmmmm
hotcarl is that you ?

Umm . . . I don't think so.

I've detected a degree of intelligence in Hotcarl. :coffee:

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OaklandRaider
05-13-2009, 09:05 PM
Am I allowed to "high five" my own posts?

Seriously, I've been owning people in here like no other. Some of my post deserves a high five or two.

GEM
05-13-2009, 11:44 PM
Alright kid...class is in session.

You haven't owned anyone. You took it personal immediately which is number 1 sign that you aren't fit for a smack section. You came here to smack about the Broncos, yet a good 3 quarters of your drivel has been about a guy's non existent sister and how you are getting sexual gratification from said sister. That's a step up from your normal blow up doll.

Your beloved boys in black can't muster up a 5 win season to save their owner's life. Your owner can't muster up an NFL rated draft to save his teams life. JeMarcus McFatty dances around the pocket better than Michael Jackson getting down when a boy is in the room. Heywood Berry can't catch a ball any better than Hall could tackle Eddie Royal.

Live in your history kid...it's all you got. While it is a pretty fantastic history, you gotta go back DECADES to live in it. I'm guessing it was before you were born the last time the Faiders were the scariest team in the NFL. You're team is the laughing stock of the NFL and has been for a good 5 year period. Go put Al in a resting home, put together a decent draft, find a coach that wants to be in Oakland, quit paying $55 MIL to losers like Javon Walker after another knee surgery and then come on back.

Until then, back to your high school with your baggy Dickies and S&B McFatty jersey Size XXXXL.

Timmy!
05-13-2009, 11:48 PM
Alright kid...class is in session.

You haven't owned anyone. You took it personal immediately which is number 1 sign that you aren't fit for a smack section. You came here to smack about the Broncos, yet a good 3 quarters of your drivel has been about a guy's non existent sister and how you are getting sexual gratification from said sister. That's a step up from your normal blow up doll.

Your beloved boys in black can't muster up a 5 win season to save their owner's life. Your owner can't muster up an NFL rated draft to save his teams life. JeMarcus McFatty dances around the pocket better than Michael Jackson getting down when a boy is in the room. Heywood Berry can't catch a ball any better than Hall could tackle Eddie Royal.

Live in your history kid...it's all you got. While it is a pretty fantastic history, you gotta go back DECADES to live in it. I'm guessing it was before you were born the last time the Faiders were the scariest team in the NFL. You're team is the laughing stock of the NFL and has been for a good 5 year period. Go put Al in a resting home, put together a decent draft, find a coach that wants to be in Oakland, quit paying $55 MIL to losers like Javon Walker after another knee surgery and then come on back.

Until then, back to your high school with your baggy Dickies and S&B McFatty jersey Size XXXXL.

:boner:

frauschieze
05-14-2009, 12:59 AM
Told ya she was better than me. :D

Timmy!
05-14-2009, 12:59 AM
Told ya she was better than me. :D

:boner:

:D

BoltsOwnU
05-14-2009, 02:45 AM
Live in your history kid...it's all you got.

Now THIS is a GEM. Good to see the hypocrisy in full effect 'round here.:D

Erm, hello Kettle?? Pot calling. . .

BoltsOwnU
05-14-2009, 02:47 AM
Yeah, I know. I'm traumatized over the whole thing. I adopted him years ago, and I'm having problems coping with the fact I have to replace him.

Technically, the new Adopt A Bronco starts after the final cuts, so I can't even adopt a new one yet to try to dull the pain.

If you'd like to make fun of me for this, there are about 15 different threads that have been created for that sole purpose. You don't have to soil the happiness that is this sorry excuse for a troll getting mopped up in any football smack.

That's fair. :beer:

Timmy!
05-14-2009, 03:11 AM
Now THIS is a GEM. Good to see the hypocrisy in full effect 'round here.:D

Erm, hello Kettle?? Pot calling. . .

Said the teacup that's never been to the party....

:D

GEM
05-14-2009, 09:17 AM
Now THIS is a GEM. Good to see the hypocrisy in full effect 'round here.:D

Erm, hello Kettle?? Pot calling. . .

Just because you don't have a history. Go back to little league kid....the teams that have actually done something are talking here.

Dortoh
05-14-2009, 09:28 AM
While I've grown to really like this place I have to be honest. The Forums trolls are sadly weak. It is always fun to talk smack with a rival fan but in this case it is like beating the crap out of kids as they hop off the short bus.

Hey Chokelandfaider, maybe if you were to remove the **** from your mouth we could understand you better.

MOtorboat
05-14-2009, 09:30 AM
While I've grown to really like this place I have to be honest. The Forums trolls are sadly weak. It is always fun to talk smack with a rival fan but in this case it is like beating the crap out of kids as they hop off the short bus.

Hey Chokelandfaider, maybe if you were to remove the **** from your mouth we could understand you better.

Don't worry, he won't be on until later, you know when he gets home from school and gets done with Play practice.

AlWilsonizKING
05-14-2009, 09:58 AM
Don't worry, he won't be on until later, you know when he gets home from school and gets done with Play practice.


Maybe he's with his sock..er...I mean your sister that doesn't exist MO.....you know in his room scared that his mommy will burst in and catch him with his sock..er...I mean your sister that doesn't exist.

That or his thinking about all the super lame smack that he's gonna post up later....

This troll makes me actually like others like BOU and Devil.....did I just type that?!?!?!?!




PEACE!!!

underrated29
05-14-2009, 10:34 AM
I believe you have a sister, you believe you don't.



Yea her name is tyrone and we know you love her very very much.

Did i say two fingers?, better make it three.

Dortoh
05-14-2009, 10:53 AM
Alright kid...class is in session.

You haven't owned anyone. You took it personal immediately which is number 1 sign that you aren't fit for a smack section. You came here to smack about the Broncos, yet a good 3 quarters of your drivel has been about a guy's non existent sister and how you are getting sexual gratification from said sister. That's a step up from your normal blow up doll.

Your beloved boys in black can't muster up a 5 win season to save their owner's life. Your owner can't muster up an NFL rated draft to save his teams life. JeMarcus McFatty dances around the pocket better than Michael Jackson getting down when a boy is in the room. Heywood Berry can't catch a ball any better than Hall could tackle Eddie Royal.

Live in your history kid...it's all you got. While it is a pretty fantastic history, you gotta go back DECADES to live in it. I'm guessing it was before you were born the last time the Faiders were the scariest team in the NFL. You're team is the laughing stock of the NFL and has been for a good 5 year period. Go put Al in a resting home, put together a decent draft, find a coach that wants to be in Oakland, quit paying $55 MIL to losers like Javon Walker after another knee surgery and then come on back.

Until then, back to your high school with your baggy Dickies and S&B McFatty jersey Size XXXXL.

GEM will you marry me :date:

GEM
05-14-2009, 11:00 AM
GEM will you marry me :date:

Marriage is evil. :lol:

Dreadnought
05-14-2009, 11:04 AM
Marriage is evil. :lol:

If you have yours, mine, Dortoh's, or Underrated29's ex I can see your logic - but I am living proof it can actually work out pretty good. FWIW Dortoh is merely showing good taste and good sense in his proposal

sanluis
05-14-2009, 11:05 AM
LOL at this thread! :lol:

sits down and gets pop corn...


please continue! .....:2thumbs:

NightTrainLayne
05-14-2009, 11:43 AM
If you have yours, mine, Dortoh's, or Underrated29's ex I can see your logic - but I am living proof it can actually work out pretty good. FWIW Dortoh is merely showing good taste and good sense in his proposal

The previously divorced guy who married a whacko the first time around is proof that marriage can work out good?

:elefant:

Sorry Dread, I couldn't resist.

Dreadnought
05-14-2009, 11:48 AM
The previously divorced guy who married a whacko the first time around is proof that marriage can work out good?

:elefant:

Sorry Dread, I couldn't resist.

Yup - The Triumph of Hope over Experience!

sanluis
05-14-2009, 12:06 PM
Walker has knee surgery on his own: Receiver Javon Walker had surgery on his right knee earlier in the offseason. Oakland coach Tom Cable said the team just found out about it. It was Walker's second follow-up surgery on the knee since he tore his ACL nearly four years ago.

Heyward-Bey shows poor hands: After a good day Friday, top pick Darrius Heyward-Bey dropped passes on three straight plays Saturday. He had a reputation for dropping passes in college.

:coffee:

Dortoh
05-14-2009, 12:09 PM
:coffee:

but but but he is fast LMAO

AlWilsonizKING
05-14-2009, 12:12 PM
This thread is just no fun without Chokeland to smack around.....no fun at all....

:tsk:


PEACE!!!

GEM
05-14-2009, 12:31 PM
If you have yours, mine, Dortoh's, or Underrated29's ex I can see your logic - but I am living proof it can actually work out pretty good. FWIW Dortoh is merely showing good taste and good sense in his proposal

That was no slam against Dortoh....just marriage. :D That whole thing just does nothing for me anymore. Dortoh is a great guy.

Dortoh
05-14-2009, 12:35 PM
That was no slam against Dortoh....just marriage. :D That whole thing just does nothing for me anymore. Dortoh is a great guy.

Thanks for letting me down gently Gem :laugh:

FWIW I pretty much feel the same way about marriage.

T.K.O.
05-14-2009, 01:12 PM
Gem,thats truly outrageous,
my wife and i have been together since we were 19 (i wont say how long ,but that was before elway was drafted) and i cant imagine life without her.she's my best friend and i know it sounds corny but i do love her more with each passing year.



p.s. however she doesnt really like football so i might dump her....

GEM
05-14-2009, 01:14 PM
Gem,thats truly outrageous,
my wife and i have been together since we were 19 (i wont say how long ,but that was before elway was drafted) and i cant imagine life without her.she's my best friend and i know it sounds corny but i do love her more with each passing year.




p.s. however she doesnt really like football so i might dump her....

Marriage and I just don't do well together. :lol: It works for some people, and there's no knock on that. It just doesn't for me. To me, it's just a piece of paper that entitles another person to 50% of your ish when it goes bad.

Dortoh
05-14-2009, 01:54 PM
Marriage and I just don't do well together. :lol: It works for some people, and there's no knock on that. It just doesn't for me. To me, it's just a piece of paper that entitles another person to 50% of your ish when it goes bad.

I used to say exactly that before we got married. Pissed her the **** off LMAO

Now I'm missing half my shit

BoltsOwnU
05-14-2009, 02:31 PM
Just because you don't have a history. Go back to little league kid....the teams that have actually done something are talking here.

Um, I'll gladly take the present, and last several seasons of owning both sad franchises "that have done something", over a history that was last relevant when most of you were pooping your diapers.

I just like catching you in your own hypocrisy. It's not that tough, but I still enjoy it.:D

GEM
05-14-2009, 02:37 PM
Um, I'll gladly take the present, and last several seasons of owning both sad franchises "that have done something", over a history that was last relevant when most of you were pooping your diapers.

I just like catching you in your own hypocrisy. It's not that tough, but I still enjoy it.:D

Mmmmkay Mr. 8-8....Mr. Best Team to Do Absolutely Nothing...Mr. We Owned the Broncos, but how far did that get us.....catching theme here? Doesn't matter what your team has done...they still have NEVER finished 1st.

:coffee:

That is the goal of the NFL isn't it? :confused:

In a Chargers book, the goal is beating the Broncos and Raiders....high goals for a worthless franchise. :whistle:

BroncoNut
05-14-2009, 02:38 PM
Is it just me, or is it hot when Frau slaps the trolls around? :drool:

no, it's hot.

GEM
05-14-2009, 02:52 PM
You know, Chargers, you don't even count. I mean if you disappeared forever it wouldn't make any difference. You may as well not even exist in this league.

Name that movie.

sanluis
05-14-2009, 02:58 PM
You know, Chargers, you don't even count. I mean if you disappeared forever it wouldn't make any difference. You may as well not even exist in this league.

Name that movie.

Bad news Browncos 2008??? :confused:

GEM
05-14-2009, 03:04 PM
Bad news Browncos 2008??? :confused:

:laugh: You wish buddy.

That would be the famous line from The Breakfast Club, funny how it is so pertinent to your Chargers. :D

sanluis
05-14-2009, 03:10 PM
You may as well not even exist in this league.



If the Chargers weren't around Denver would have won the West recently, kept their master mind coach, rocket arm QB and self respect!!!


So I guess you can feel us whether you like it not :D


:kiss:

BoltsOwnU
05-14-2009, 03:21 PM
Mmmmkay Mr. 8-8....Mr. Best Team to Do Absolutely Nothing...Mr. We Owned the Broncos, but how far did that get us.....catching theme here? Doesn't matter what your team has done...they still have NEVER finished 1st.

:coffee:

That is the goal of the NFL isn't it? :confused:

In a Chargers book, the goal is beating the Broncos and Raiders....high goals for a worthless franchise. :whistle:

Get real GEM, you've trotted out that tired argument forever. But when the tables are turned, you just switch it up conveniently to your needs. It's pretty sad watching Denver and Oakland fans mix it up in here. It's like watching a steel cage deathmatch between Christopher Reeve and Stephen Hawking.

Worthless? That's Denver and Oakland. It's been that way for a while now and in Denver's case, looks to get worse long before it gets better. Finishing first when you were still a gamete doesn't really give you anything worthwhile to bring to the table now and it just kills ya.:coffee:

GEM
05-14-2009, 03:21 PM
If the Chargers weren't around Denver would have won the West recently, kept their master mind coach, rocket arm QB and self respect!!!


So I guess you can feel us whether you like it not :D


:kiss:

That's the problem, the Chargers and their fans are content with just winning the West. That hump is just too tough for twinkle toes to get over.

The window closed. But hey...at least you beat the Broncos, right?

GEM
05-14-2009, 03:23 PM
Get real GEM, you've trotted out that tired argument forever. But when the tables are turned, you just switch it up conveniently to your needs. It's pretty sad watching Denver and Oakland fans mix it up in here. It's like watching a steel cage deathmatch between Christopher Reeve and Stephen Hawking.

Worthless? That's Denver and Oakland. It's been that way for a while now and in Denver's case, looks to get worse long before it gets better. Finishing first when you were still a gamete doesn't really give you anything worthwhile to bring to the table now and it just kills ya.:coffee:

And never finishing first means you are an utter failure as a franchise. It only takes one sentence to knock a Charger fan out of a smack conversation...hell it only takes one word....LOMBARDI.

BoltsOwnU
05-14-2009, 03:24 PM
That's the problem, the Chargers and their fans are content with just winning the West. That hump is just too tough for twinkle toes to get over.

The window closed. But hey...at least you beat the Broncos, right?

Really? Who says we're satisfied? Hardly. We still have work to do. However, it doesn't change the fact that your franchise is pathetic, has been at our mercy for all relevant puproses in recent memory, and looks to be even more dysfunctional than the Raiders now, as if that's actually possible.

Winning the west doesn't satisfy us, it is however still more than our division rivals can say and, unlike the Donks, we have a seasson to look forward to where we will actually compete and have a shot at finishing numero uno. You don't.:D

GEM
05-14-2009, 03:26 PM
Get real GEM, you've trotted out that tired argument forever. But when the tables are turned, you just switch it up conveniently to your needs. It's pretty sad watching Denver and Oakland fans mix it up in here. It's like watching a steel cage deathmatch between Christopher Reeve and Stephen Hawking.

Worthless? That's Denver and Oakland. It's been that way for a while now and in Denver's case, looks to get worse long before it gets better. Finishing first when you were still a gamete doesn't really give you anything worthwhile to bring to the table now and it just kills ya.:coffee:

And btw....all it takes to put away that tired argument is to win a Super Bowl. Hasn't happened in the 4 years I've posted with you. Hell it hasn't happened since 1963 and even then...it wasn't a Super Bowl win, it was an AFL Championship. One way to shut me up on that tired argument...win a damn Super Bowl...your team has been in the league long enough, you'd figure at some point they could pull it off.

BoltsOwnU
05-14-2009, 03:28 PM
And never finishing first means you are an utter failure as a franchise. It only takes one sentence to knock a Charger fan out of a smack conversation...hell it only takes one word....LOMBARDI.

Really? Maybe in your mind or other delusional fans of franchises that although may have a winning history, are now sad excuses for franchises that taint what might otherwise be a respectable legacy.

A "failure" was Denver last year. That Denver claimed a lombardi ages ago doesn't change that. I dunno Gem, when we were humiliating your pathetic squad 52-21 (or 49-3 or whatever), did you find comfort in the memory of Elway? I doubt it. If in your mind, Denver is a success as a franchise because of success decades ago, then ok, sleep like a baby. If you think it somehow elevates your current dismal state to one of respectability when matched against quality teams, then you should seek help.:D

sanluis
05-14-2009, 03:28 PM
That's the problem, the Chargers and their fans are content with just winning the West. That hump is just too tough for twinkle toes to get over.

The window closed. But hey...at least you beat the Broncos, right?

It took you silly ponies a few tries before you made it over that "hump" so why are you surprised it might take another team a few tries to get it done?:confused:

The Ponies window is closed, bolted , locked and bar shut. Denver is falling back into the dark ages as we head to the light! :beer:

:listen:And relevance!!! :lol:

GEM
05-14-2009, 03:28 PM
Really? Who says we're satisfied? Hardly. We still have work to do. However, it doesn't change the fact that your franchise is pathetic, has been at our mercy for all relevant puproses in recent memory, and looks to be even more dysfunctional than the Raiders now, as if that's actually possible.

Winning the west doesn't satisfy us, it is however still more than our division rivals can say and, unlike the Donks, we have a seasson to look forward to where we will actually compete and have a shot at finishing numero uno. You don't.:D

Yep recent history is important, but history is irrelevant. Nice argument. :lol: How many DECADES, not seasons, was the Chargers the doormat of the West? Don't answer that, I can see your argument shriveling from here.

GEM
05-14-2009, 03:30 PM
It took you silly ponies a few tries before you made it over that "hump" so why are you surprised it might take another team a few tries to get it done?:confused:

The Ponies window is closed, bolted , locked and bar shut. Denver is falling back into the dark ages as we head to the light! :beer:

:listen:And relevance!!! :lol:

8-8 is headed into the light? :laugh: Talk about expectations. If your team had anywhere near the expectations you 2 have, maybe they could get past their own hump before talking of someone elses.

BoltsOwnU
05-14-2009, 03:34 PM
8-8 is headed into the light? :laugh: Talk about expectations. If your team had anywhere near the expectations you 2 have, maybe they could get past their own hump before talking of someone elses.

We are reloading, you are regressing. Plain and simple. Recent history, as in rosters that are current, is typically relevant. I can point to our performances, strengths and weaknesses, in dominating you over the last several seasons and see much of the same personnel on our roster and in our FO. Ditto that for your pathetic franchise. So, it actually it is somewhat relevant.:coffee:

Unless Elway and TD are coming out retirement, then stuff most Denver fans only remember knowing when they hopped on the bandwagon back in the day, doesn't really matter when talking about the two teams that take the field this season.:confused:

sanluis
05-14-2009, 03:36 PM
8-8 is headed into the light? :laugh: Talk about expectations. If your team had anywhere near the expectations you 2 have, maybe they could get past their own hump before talking of someone elses.


This is much more likely to be our year than the Orange Denver ponies year!:D



and you know that is truth. :D

GEM
05-14-2009, 03:41 PM
Really? Maybe in your mind or other delusional fans of franchises that although may have a winning history, are now sad excuses for franchises that taint what might otherwise be a respectable legacy.

A "failure" was Denver last year. That Denver claimed a lombardi ages ago doesn't change that. I dunno Gem, when we were humiliating your pathetic squad 52-21 (or 49-3 or whatever), did you find comfort in the memory of Elway? I doubt it. If in your mind, Denver is a success as a franchise because of success decades ago, then ok, sleep like a baby. If you think it somehow elevates your current dismal state to one of respectability when matched against quality teams, then you should seek help.:D

And how about when your team has NEVER had success? Your squad isn't anymore successful now than it was 20 years ago. You have more wins in a season...woooohoooo. But really, where is that? Don't you get sick of all these silly names....the best team to do _______INSERT YOUR INSULT HERE______. Yep, I can die happy. I got to feel the joy of winning the Super Bowl twice in my lifetime. Just think you could have all that money invested in your lifetime and NEVER feel it.

Devilspawn
05-14-2009, 03:53 PM
It took you silly ponies a few tries before you made it over that "hump" so why are you surprised it might take another team a few tries to get it done?:confused:
Because Chargers fans are always talking about the present.

Anything prior to 2004 is closed, bolted, locked and bar shut.

The present state of the Chargers is that they have never been world champs. If it takes them a few years to get it done, so be it. Thing is, it hasn't been done... mostly because they're the Chargers... but until it gets done, it'll be reminded over and over.

That's not trophy polish. It's a reminder to join the crowd.

The Cardinals have to hear it from other NFC West foes. But they can shut them up a wee bit by saying that they at least got there most recently. You can't even say that. :lol:

24-72 can!! :lol: :lol:

I love ya SanLuis, you too BOU, but you know... 3 rings, bitches! :lol:

GEM
05-14-2009, 03:56 PM
We are reloading, you are regressing. Plain and simple. Recent history, as in rosters that are current, is typically relevant. I can point to our performances, strengths and weaknesses, in dominating you over the last several seasons and see much of the same personnel on our roster and in our FO. Ditto that for your pathetic franchise. So, it actually it is somewhat relevant.:coffee:

Unless Elway and TD are coming out retirement, then stuff most Denver fans only remember knowing when they hopped on the bandwagon back in the day, doesn't really matter when talking about the two teams that take the field this season.:confused:

That's the problem....you were never loaded. You had great guys on your team, but have done nothing to show for it....oh wait you beat the Broncos heavily. Do you remember any of the scores from back in the 90's Broncos-Chargers games? No.....you remember win-loss. You remember who won the SB.

The same personnel that haven't been able to get it done are suddenly going to get it done now? :laugh:

GEM
05-14-2009, 03:58 PM
This is much more likely to be our year than the Orange Denver ponies year!:D



and you know that is truth. :D

Much more likely but will end the same.....no trophy in the case. Prove me wrong.

sanluis
05-14-2009, 04:01 PM
Much more likely but will end the same.....no trophy in the case. Prove me wrong.


It has been very easy going being a Denver fan through the Elway and Shanahan years. Now that things are getting less ...shall we say promising will you cute ponies stick with your team? :D



I wonder.......:coffee:

GEM
05-14-2009, 04:03 PM
It has been very easy going being a Denver fan through the Elway and Shanahan years. Now that things are getting less ...shall we say promising will you cute ponies stick with your team? :D



I wonder.......:coffee:

I've been with them since the day I was born 1975, why would that change now? :confused:

I watched games with my dad since I was 5 years old. My favorite Broncos players are Mecklenburg and Gradishar, not Elway and TD. I didn't fall into this franchise after the Super Bowl wins, I was there through the excruciating Super Bowl losses. 1987 I was parading down my parents street with a Broncos banner after the win to get us in the Super Bowl.

So yea....I'll be here til the day I die.

Dortoh
05-14-2009, 04:06 PM
I'll post this here also since our sparkler friends are running amuck everywhere.

We are too hard on the sparklers sometimes. They do have one of the best regular season running backs of all time Mr. LT

http://www.sportstoyshop.com/NFL_12_Inch_Figures/Ladainian-Tomlinson-Figure.jpg


of course they did come out with the LT INaction figure as a tribute to his post season um efforts

http://www.paulbonomo.com/images/nfl16_ltomlinson_photo_01_dp.jpg

sanluis
05-14-2009, 04:08 PM
I hate the offseason..... we need some new material damn it! :tsk:




:lol:

Midnight Blue
05-14-2009, 04:10 PM
Trivia question here. The Seattle Seahawks have a winning record against only one AFC West team. Which one is it?






Hint: it ain't the Raiders, Chiefs, or Broncos)

sanluis
05-14-2009, 04:13 PM
I've been with them since the day I was born 1975, why would that change now? :confused:

I watched games with my dad since I was 5 years old. My favorite Broncos players are Mecklenburg and Gradishar, not Elway and TD. I didn't fall into this franchise after the Super Bowl wins, I was there through the excruciating Super Bowl losses. 1987 I was parading down my parents street with a Broncos banner after the win to get us in the Super Bowl.

So yea....I'll be here til the day I die.

You have to admit though... it was easy until the last 4-5 years to be a Denver fan.

Some ( other ) fans probably wont stick around and are already selling their tickets. :shocked:

sanluis
05-14-2009, 04:14 PM
Trivia question here. The Seattle Seahawks have a winning record against only one AFC West team. Which one is it?






Hint: it ain't the Raiders, Chiefs, or Broncos)

Jay Cutler an the Bears?? :confused:




:lol:

GEM
05-14-2009, 04:14 PM
You have to admit though... it was easy until the last 4-5 years to be a Denver fan.

Some ( other ) fans probably wont stick around and are already selling their tickets. :shocked:

:laugh: Mtn Man did put his season tix up for grab after Jay was traded.

It's still easy to be a Denver fan...I have football in my life for fun. If my team performs badly, it doesn't ruin my life. Therein lies the issue with some fans.

GEM
05-14-2009, 04:16 PM
Jay Cutler an the Bears?? :confused:




:lol:

It has been a long offseason for you SL.....da bears aren't even in the AFC. :laugh:

T.K.O.
05-14-2009, 04:21 PM
Really? Who says we're satisfied? Hardly. (i can see why)

We still have work to do. ( uhhhh...obviously 8-8 ring a bell?)

However, it doesn't change the fact that your franchise is pathetic,(pop quiz:whats more pathetic 2 world championships or none?)

has been at our mercy for all relevant puproses in recent memory, ( well you might want to have your memory checked ,because i remember the bolts playoff hopes being completely controlled by our "pathetic" franchise as you say....we let you sneak in as quietly as you slipped back out....shhhhhhh!

, we have a seasson to look forward to where we will actually compete and have a shot at finishing numero uno. (a very slim shot considering 46 years hasnt been long enough) .:D

your:welcome:

sanluis
05-14-2009, 04:21 PM
:laugh: Mtn Man did put his season tix up for grab after Jay was traded.

It's still easy to be a Denver fan...I have football in my life for fun. If my team performs badly, it doesn't ruin my life. Therein lies the issue with some fans.

I never really doubted you Gem! Just trying to have some off-season smack. :salute:


Truth is I wish old orange faced Shanny and the red zone int QB were still around:shocked:



:D

I guess I could try to muster some Orton hate and Sims jokes but ...they haven't even taken a Denver snap yet!:D

Midnight Blue
05-14-2009, 04:24 PM
Jay Cutler an the Bears?? :confused:




:lol:

http://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/sea/

Head to Head Franchise Records

Opponent-W-L-T-W/L%-PF-PA

Denver Broncos 18 33 0 .353 997 1191

Kansas City Chiefs 18 31 0 .367 933 1143

Oakland Raiders 23 27 0 .460 1075 1117

San Diego Chargers 25 23 0 .521 1001 992

Oh... and just for fun, even though they're not in the AFC West:

Chicago Bears 7 3 0 .700 204 214

... nope. They have a losing record vs. the Bears too.

sanluis
05-14-2009, 04:27 PM
http://www.pro-football-reference.com/teams/sea/

Head to Head Franchise Records

Opponent-W-L-T-W/L%-PF-PA

Denver Broncos 18 33 0 .353 997 1191

Kansas City Chiefs 18 31 0 .367 933 1143

Oakland Raiders 23 27 0 .460 1075 1117

San Diego Chargers 25 23 0 .521 1001 992

Oh... and just for fun, even though they're not in the AFC West:

Chicago Bears 7 3 0 .700 204 214

... nope. They have a losing record vs. the Bears too.

:listen: I don't care.........






:kiss:

frauschieze
05-14-2009, 04:30 PM
Thanks for letting me down gently Gem :laugh:

FWIW I pretty much feel the same way about marriage.

Thank goodness. That means you're not gonna make me get married in 10 years any more, right?


It's like watching a steel cage deathmatch between Christopher Reeve and Stephen Hawking.

Hey now.....................


I would pay good money to see that. :D

Midnight Blue
05-14-2009, 04:30 PM
:listen: I don't care.........






:kiss:

Well if my Broncos had a losing record vs. the pathetic, underachieving Seachickens, I would care. But that's just me (here in Seachickenfanland). :D

Dortoh
05-14-2009, 04:32 PM
Thank goodness. That means you're not gonna make me get married in 10 years any more, right?


Lets not get carried away here. Of course we are getting hitch but it is now closer to 9 year and 2 months I believe :coffee:

sanluis
05-14-2009, 04:33 PM
Well if my Broncos had a losing record vs. the pathetic, underachieving Seachickens, I would care. But that's just me (here in Seachickenfanland). :D

LOL!!! :lol: that would be ruff! :D

Midnight Blue
05-14-2009, 04:34 PM
LOL!!! :lol: that would be ruff! :D

Yes, it would be. As it is, though, I'm the one who can lay the smackdown. :D

frauschieze
05-14-2009, 04:45 PM
Lets not get carried away here. Of course we are getting hitch but it is now closer to 9 year and 2 months I believe :coffee:

:phew:

That's still 5 more years than the last time you said. :D

GEM
05-14-2009, 04:47 PM
I never really doubted you Gem! Just trying to have some off-season smack. :salute:


Truth is I wish old orange faced Shanny and the red zone int QB were still around:shocked:



:D

I guess I could try to muster some Orton hate and Sims jokes but ...they haven't even taken a Denver snap yet!:D

Head over to General Discussions and tell some Broncos fans that. :laugh:

MOtorboat
05-14-2009, 04:53 PM
I guess I could try to muster some Orton hate and Sims jokes but ...they haven't even taken a Denver snap yet!:D

Yeah...um, I'm not sure how to tell you this, but...our fans are doing a pretty good job of that already...

NightTrainLayne
05-14-2009, 04:53 PM
I kind of understand the Charger's "current" vs. "history" argument, but even if you look at just the last 5 years, we've both been to the AFC Championship game one time. .. :coffee:

i.e., your "recent" success is only two years past our most recent AFC Championship game. .. I guess what I'm asking is this. .. Aren't you now talking about "history" as well since it's been two years since the Chargers even made it to the AFC Championship game.

Dortoh
05-14-2009, 05:01 PM
:phew:

That's still 5 more years than the last time you said. :D

I've been out maneuvered by Bronco forums ladys twice today :lol:

GEM
05-14-2009, 05:03 PM
I kind of understand the Charger's "current" vs. "history" argument, but even if you look at just the last 5 years, we've both been to the AFC Championship game one time. .. :coffee:

i.e., your "recent" success is only two years past our most recent AFC Championship game. .. I guess what I'm asking is this. .. Aren't you now talking about "history" as well since it's been two years since the Chargers even made it to the AFC Championship game.

Recent, recent history is ok as long as it's relevant to the Chargers argument. I've been having the same argument with SL and BOU for four years now. :laugh:

OaklandRaider
05-14-2009, 05:25 PM
LMAO!

I leave for the night, and come back on and you Donkey fans are talking about Marriage and crap :lol:

God, Donkey Fans are so damn lame. :tsk:

Dortoh
05-14-2009, 05:27 PM
LMAO!

I leave for the night, and come back on and you Donkey fans are talking about Marriage and crap :lol:

God, Donkey Fans are so damn lame. :tsk:

I see school is out :lol:

sanluis
05-14-2009, 05:33 PM
Recent, recent history is ok as long as it's relevant to the Chargers argument. I've been having the same argument with SL and BOU for four years now. :laugh:

Like those old scripts --- who's on first ? I don't know! Second base...

And then Gem went and used our argument against a Raider fan!! I was a little more than surprised --more shocked! :D:lol:




Is there going to be a full moon tonight? :confused:

sanluis
05-14-2009, 05:36 PM
LMAO!

I leave for the night, and come back on and you Donkey fans are talking about Marriage and crap :lol:

God, Donkey Fans are so damn lame. :tsk:

As opposed the Darth vader sporting RatTurd fans??!!:coffee:

OaklandRaider
05-14-2009, 05:39 PM
Alright kid...class is in session.

Then you are late to school then, because I've been schooling your fellow Donkey fans in this thread for a minute now. It's so nice to see another moderator get owned. Welcome aboard.


You haven't owned anyone. You took it personal immediately which is number 1 sign that you aren't fit for a smack section. You came here to smack about the Broncos, yet a good 3 quarters of your drivel has been about a guy's non existent sister and how you are getting sexual gratification from said sister. That's a step up from your normal blow up doll.

1. Missouri's sister DOES exist. You have no proof that she doesn't. I already explained why he says she doesn't exist, they have a bad relationship.

2. I came to smack about the Broncos, yes, but once I got PERSONALLY ATTACKED all bets were off. If you and the other Mods were doing your JOBS, then maybe it wouldn't have escalated to that point. So really, you have yourself to blame for your fellow Donk fans being owned by me.


Your beloved boys in black can't muster up a 5 win season to save their owner's life. Your owner can't muster up an NFL rated draft to save his teams life. JeMarcus McFatty dances around the pocket better than Michael Jackson getting down when a boy is in the room. Heywood Berry can't catch a ball any better than Hall could tackle Eddie Royal.

And your beloved Trannys in orange and blue can't even muster up a damn playoff win since Elway? LOL, WTF is that? While the Raiders have sucked these past 6 years, THEY HAVE STILL WON MORE PLAYOFF GAMES THIS DECADE THAN THE DONKEYS!!!

And if I were you, I wouldn't be smacking about JaMarcus Russell. The guy has simply owned your team, check his stats against the pathetic Dawnkeys Dude.

Josh McDaniels would die to have a QB like Russell. Instead, you have Kyle "Neckbeard" Orton. Have fun with that loser :laugh:


Live in your history kid...it's all you got. While it is a pretty fantastic history, you gotta go back DECADES to live in it. I'm guessing it was before you were born the last time the Faiders were the scariest team in the NFL. You're team is the laughing stock of the NFL and has been for a good 5 year period. Go put Al in a resting home, put together a decent draft, find a coach that wants to be in Oakland, quit paying $55 MIL to losers like Javon Walker after another knee surgery and then come on back.

As I said, we can go back to the 60's, 70's, 80's where the Raiders still owned the Donkeys. OR, we can go to the most recent matchup bewteen our teams when the Raiders still owned the Donkeys

Either way, I've got you beat. You should be used to that feeling by now, being a Donkey fan and all...



Until then, back to your high school with your baggy Dickies and S&B McFatty jersey Size XXXXL.

Actually, I don't wear baggy clothes to school, so FAIL.

As I said, if you were being a good little Moderator, none of this would've happened. Now you've officially been OWNED.

Midnight Blue
05-14-2009, 05:41 PM
Like those old scripts --- who's on first ? I don't know! Second base...

And then Gem went and used our argument against a Raider fan!! I was a little more than surprised --more shocked! :D:lol:




Is there going to be a full moon tonight? :confused:

That was last weekend. :D

Timmy!
05-14-2009, 06:26 PM
Oh look, middle school is out for the day.

Ravage!!!
05-14-2009, 06:30 PM
hahah.. "Playoff LT".... :laugh:

BoltsOwnU
05-14-2009, 06:41 PM
I kind of understand the Charger's "current" vs. "history" argument, but even if you look at just the last 5 years, we've both been to the AFC Championship game one time. .. :coffee:

i.e., your "recent" success is only two years past our most recent AFC Championship game. .. I guess what I'm asking is this. .. Aren't you now talking about "history" as well since it's been two years since the Chargers even made it to the AFC Championship game.

Congratulations. You actually raise some good points that make sense here. Amongst foes, division rivals if you will, it's ludicrous homerism to suggest that recent meetings between the two simply don't matter because one team went the distance decades ago, and one hasn't yet. That's just a foolish reach. When I say live in the present, I mean, deal with the teams now. Not when you were pre-pubescent and didn't even know who Elway was.

And, making it to the AFC Championship game is fine and all, but I'm not here puffing my chest like its all that. GEM is right about one thing, we shouldn't be satisfied, and we're not. But suggesting, even for the moment, that we can't smack the **** out of the lowly donks based on their pathetic showings of late, much less the sad state of their franchise generally for the reasons she does is just an epic fail.:rolleyes:

GEM should start an "late-nineties" smack thread so she can bash the bolts for sucking (we did) and Denver for not sucking. That's really all she's got in her bag. See below. . .



Recent, recent history is ok as long as it's relevant to the Chargers argument. I've been having the same argument with SL and BOU for four years now. :laugh:

Yep, and it still rings shrill and hollow.:coffee:

BoltsOwnU
05-14-2009, 06:47 PM
Because Chargers fans are always talking about the present.

Anything prior to 2004 is closed, bolted, locked and bar shut.

The present state of the Chargers is that they have never been world champs. If it takes them a few years to get it done, so be it. Thing is, it hasn't been done... mostly because they're the Chargers... but until it gets done, it'll be reminded over and over.

That's not trophy polish. It's a reminder to join the crowd.

The Cardinals have to hear it from other NFC West foes. But they can shut them up a wee bit by saying that they at least got there most recently. You can't even say that. :lol:

24-72 can!! :lol: :lol:

I love ya SanLuis, you too BOU, but you know... 3 rings, bitches! :lol:


If you want to start a "1995-2004" smack thread, feel free. It's not barred and locked. It's just irrelevant to the present state of the Turds and Donks, much less the Bolts. Right now, you guys get to be beaten like the misbeggoten step-children of the NFL because, well, you've earned it. At some point, when you start winning more than 4 games (Donks will be right there with ya this season), then that perception might change.

Feel free to bash on the Bolts of old all you want. We had some really pathetic, dismal years. So what? You guys suck, terribly. We don't. A couple of trophies aren't really going to make you feel better every time we humiliate you. Just admit it.

gnomeflinger
05-14-2009, 06:55 PM
This is for Bolts and OaklandRaider:

One failure for each of you. You can discuss amongst yourselves who gets what. :D

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/luck0.jpg

gnomeflinger
05-14-2009, 06:56 PM
:laugh: That wasn't the picture I thought I had c/p. This is the one I meant.

http://newmedia.funnyjunk.com/pictures/idiot_56.jpg

chazoe60
05-14-2009, 06:59 PM
Honey, 3 things:

1. I'm a woman.

2. I have the power to remove you from this forum against your will.

3. Don't make me prove my "threats" aren't idle.

I can't explain it but this post right here turned me on a little.;)

T.K.O.
05-14-2009, 07:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GEM
Until then, back to your high school with your baggy Dickies and S&B McFatty jersey Size XXXXL.

raiturdfan replies:
"Actually, I don't wear baggy clothes to school, so FAIL."

"As I said, if you were being a good little Moderator, none of this would've happened. Now you've officially been OWNED. "
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

GEM that was awfully nice of you to imply that this raiturdfan went to any school ,let alone beyond the 5th grade
however his posts prove otherwise....so we should all play nice with this mental midget !:listen:

MOtorboat
05-14-2009, 07:17 PM
How was play practice Mongo?

Midnight Blue
05-14-2009, 07:18 PM
Errrmmm.

Dude, this is an internet forum. I am not here to discuss what does and doesn't turn me on, I am here to own bronco fans.

Get with the program

Not quite accurate. You are here to try. But then, that's all a steer can do.

gnomeflinger
05-14-2009, 07:27 PM
Not quite accurate. You are here to try. But then, that's all a steer can do.

Kafreekenboom! Owned.

T.K.O.
05-14-2009, 07:28 PM
Oakland Raiders
Apparently, it’s a long road back to respectability, no matter how many quality running backs you have. The Raiders were absolutely trounced by the Broncos last night, 41-14. For example, it was 27-0 in the fourth quarter before the Raiders scored a touchdown. After which, they gave up two more touchdowns to Denver before scoring their meaningless second touchdown with a minute and change left in the game.

On defense, the Raider big offseason acquisition, DeAngelo Hall, was absolutely abused by rookie receiver Eddie Royal who caught nine balls for 149 yards and a touchdown. During one drive, Royal was abusing Hall so badly, Hall picked up not one, but two personal foul penalties. That’ll teach the rookie to show up a veteran defensive back, right? Yeah, not so much.

OWNED !

Hexsal
05-14-2009, 07:37 PM
Feel free to bash on the Bolts of old all you want. We had some really pathetic, dismal years. So what? You guys suck, terribly. We don't. A couple of trophies aren't really going to make you feel better every time we humiliate you. Just admit it.

I shall, so what? ill tell you what no rings that's what.

winning the sb is really all the matter's trust me i know we came so friken close in 2003 and now look at us, if you dont have a rings to show for, It just dont matter.

trophies aren't going to make me feel any better? speak for your self, oh wait!
you can't need trophies first.

It really really sucks to lose to the bolts, but come on a couple of wins against raiders isnt really going to make you feel any better about that empty trophie case.

Hey: your logic no mines.

T.K.O.
05-14-2009, 07:38 PM
nothing ?.....hmmmm looks like somebody put the raider troll down for his nap....dont forget to brush :brushteeth:

cuz you've been eatin alot of sh** today !!!!!!

T.K.O.
05-14-2009, 07:47 PM
At some point, when you start winning more than 4 games (Donks will be right there with ya this season), then that perception might change.

Feel free to bash on the Bolts of old all you want. We had some really pathetic, dismal years. So what? You guys suck, terribly. We don't. A couple of trophies aren't really going to make you feel better every time we humiliate you. Just admit it.

uhhh better re-check your figures from as recently as .....ohhhh lets say LAST YEAR !
chargers 8-8 awesome
broncos 8-8 suck,terribly ?

recent enough for ya there sport ?
oh and one last thing.....

broncos:first::first:
chargers:whoknows:

Devilspawn
05-14-2009, 08:44 PM
If you want to start a "1995-2004" smack thread, feel free. It's not barred and locked. It's just irrelevant to the present state of the Turds and Donks, much less the Bolts. Right now, you guys get to be beaten like the misbeggoten step-children of the NFL because, well, you've earned it. At some point, when you start winning more than 4 games (Donks will be right there with ya this season), then that perception might change.

Feel free to bash on the Bolts of old all you want. We had some really pathetic, dismal years. So what? You guys suck, terribly. We don't. A couple of trophies aren't really going to make you feel better every time we humiliate you. Just admit it.
Oh it goes far beyond '95-04.

Your best player during that time had his team choke in the playoffs the first two tries. The last two tries, he's sitting out the elimination games. This from a player that missed one game to injury in his entire career. I don't think there's any Hall of Famer that's missed more playoff games than regular season games.

And now he's 30.

They talk about Al Davis' inability to get quality coaches working for him. The Chargers get a Raider reject who FINALLY wins some games, but he can't even get that right.

And then the defense is relying on one player to all of a sudden carry them to some glory we may have missed. First, one (or both) of his CLs have to remain intact. Now taking into account that steroids speeds up the healing... you know what, I won't go there yet. All those pro-bowlers and all it took was one missing player. Not even getting into what Adrian Peterson did, which was also blamed on injury and not lack of performance. What happened to all those Pro Bowlers? I thought Smith was a drafting guru.

You might realize that what I just said had nothing to do with 1994.

Now if you don't understand how a few trophies aren't the only thing balming the aches of 24-72, then you don't know football.

By the way, you do suck. Any team that needs the historically choking Broncos, the 24-72 Raiders and the rebuilding Chiefs to make themselves look decent, not good but decent, they suck.

BoltsOwnU
05-14-2009, 08:44 PM
:laugh: That wasn't the picture I thought I had c/p. This is the one I meant.


Simply stating failure doesn't make it so. For this mistake, you earn a:
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y34/Rule12b/faijl.jpg

BoltsOwnU
05-14-2009, 08:52 PM
Come on Spawn, neither you nor any other fan of your abyssmal franchise can say honestly that your victories more than a quarter century ago somehow give you solace in the face of 5+seasons of manhandling. They certainly don't earn your pathetic team of msfits any credibility from anyone that deosn't keep their Darth Vader mask handy for home games at the Alltel sewer.

Let me understand, after a one-sided humiliation at our hands, you go out and celebrate because hey, you've got some rings from before you were born. LOL, ok. Denver fans are no different.

Our team is respectable, yours are not. It's just a matter of time. Until then, the fact that we didn't win a ring ten or more years ago is irrelevant to the simple fact that Bolts OWN You.

I know it sucks, but the sooner you guys get real, we can all get along again. It's a shame none of you can man up about it. Hell, when the Bolts sucked, I could face it and even give proper props to rivals. I had plenty of practice. Now the Turds have a good streak going and it looks to continue. Now of course, the Donks may push them out of the cellar. :D

T.K.O.
05-14-2009, 08:55 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y34/Rule12b/faijl.jpg

chargers cheerleading sqaud helps phillip rivers up after another post season collapse....film at 11

Devilspawn
05-14-2009, 09:20 PM
Come on Spawn, neither you nor any other fan of your abyssmal franchise can say honestly that your victories more than a quarter century ago somehow give you solace in the face of 5+seasons of manhandling. They certainly don't earn your pathetic team of msfits any credibility from anyone that deosn't keep their Darth Vader mask handy for home games at the Alltel sewer.

Let me understand, after a one-sided humiliation at our hands, you go out and celebrate because hey, you've got some rings from before you were born. LOL, ok. Denver fans are no different.

Our team is respectable, yours are not. It's just a matter of time. Until then, the fact that we didn't win a ring ten or more years ago is irrelevant to the simple fact that Bolts OWN You.

I know it sucks, but the sooner you guys get real, we can all get along again. It's a shame none of you can man up about it. Hell, when the Bolts sucked, I could face it and even give proper props to rivals. I had plenty of practice. Now the Turds have a good streak going and it looks to continue. Now of course, the Donks may push them out of the cellar. :D
I didn't even mention the Raiders' championships. Do Chargers fans have a default response button?

You know I give props to the rivals. And I don't avoid what the Raiders are. You seem to avoid what the Chargers are: Non Champions. Rivers on down. I'm not just talking Lombardi, I'm talking Lamar Hunt. That's not going back to 1983, now is it?

Owning the Raiders doesn't end the convo, especially when it doesn't end the season. I don't deny it. I don't say the Raiders are 6-5 or 1-10 against. OWN up, your team is the latest representation of chokers and failures who have never been able to sniff ultimate success. Now while I congratulate the Chargers on finally appearing for a stretch during our rivalry, I still get a kick that they can't even make the Superbowl. Not win it, that's Mount Everest. Just get there. It's hilarious because the beginning part of every sentence that describes the Raiders abysmal run is "Since their appearance in the Superbowl..."

And that wasn't half a century ago.

NightTrainLayne
05-14-2009, 09:45 PM
Come on Spawn, neither you nor any other fan of your abyssmal franchise can say honestly that your victories more than a quarter century ago somehow give you solace in the face of 5+seasons of manhandling. They certainly don't earn your pathetic team of msfits any credibility from anyone that deosn't keep their Darth Vader mask handy for home games at the Alltel sewer.

Let me understand, after a one-sided humiliation at our hands, you go out and celebrate because hey, you've got some rings from before you were born. LOL, ok. Denver fans are no different.

Our team is respectable, yours are not. It's just a matter of time. Until then, the fact that we didn't win a ring ten or more years ago is irrelevant to the simple fact that Bolts OWN You.

I know it sucks, but the sooner you guys get real, we can all get along again. It's a shame none of you can man up about it. Hell, when the Bolts sucked, I could face it and even give proper props to rivals. I had plenty of practice. Now the Turds have a good streak going and it looks to continue. Now of course, the Donks may push them out of the cellar. :D

BOU, I'm sorry, but I just can't buy your logic as far as you take it.

Would you rather have either the Broncos or Raiders history, or the Charger's present?

I rest my case.

Devilspawn
05-14-2009, 10:01 PM
BOU, I'm sorry, but I just can't buy your logic as far as you take it.

Would you rather have either the Broncos or Raiders history, or the Charger's present?

I rest my case.
The Chargers fans never got the OH face.

OH! OH! OH! You know what I'm talking about. Oh!

Gamechanger
05-15-2009, 02:37 AM
wow and how did I miss this one....

though the Colts can't say much *speaks while shining trophies* i'll just watch

GEM
05-15-2009, 11:35 AM
Come on Spawn, neither you nor any other fan of your abyssmal franchise can say honestly that your victories more than a quarter century ago somehow give you solace in the face of 5+seasons of manhandling. They certainly don't earn your pathetic team of msfits any credibility from anyone that deosn't keep their Darth Vader mask handy for home games at the Alltel sewer.

Let me understand, after a one-sided humiliation at our hands, you go out and celebrate because hey, you've got some rings from before you were born. LOL, ok. Denver fans are no different.

Our team is respectable, yours are not. It's just a matter of time. Until then, the fact that we didn't win a ring ten or more years ago is irrelevant to the simple fact that Bolts OWN You.

I know it sucks, but the sooner you guys get real, we can all get along again. It's a shame none of you can man up about it. Hell, when the Bolts sucked, I could face it and even give proper props to rivals. I had plenty of practice. Now the Turds have a good streak going and it looks to continue. Now of course, the Donks may push them out of the cellar. :D

Wooohooo, you beat the Broncos and the Raiders. Has that gotten you any closer to filling your trophy case? I don't know how much simpler you want this.

sanluis
05-15-2009, 11:50 AM
I wonder if Denver, KC or Oakland will get more than 5 wins this season:confused:?

NightTrainLayne
05-15-2009, 12:00 PM
I wonder if Denver, KC or Oakland will get more than 5 wins this season:confused:?

We're going to surprise you this year San Luis. Underestimate the Broncos at your own peril.

BoltsOwnU
05-15-2009, 12:48 PM
BOU, I'm sorry, but I just can't buy your logic as far as you take it.

Would you rather have either the Broncos or Raiders history, or the Charger's present?

I rest my case.

I'd gladly have our present and foreseeable future over a long forgotten past. :coffee:

BoltsOwnU
05-15-2009, 12:53 PM
I didn't even mention the Raiders' championships. Do Chargers fans have a default response button?

You know I give props to the rivals. And I don't avoid what the Raiders are. You seem to avoid what the Chargers are: Non Champions. Rivers on down. I'm not just talking Lombardi, I'm talking Lamar Hunt. That's not going back to 1983, now is it?

Owning the Raiders doesn't end the convo, especially when it doesn't end the season. I don't deny it. I don't say the Raiders are 6-5 or 1-10 against. OWN up, your team is the latest representation of chokers and failures who have never been able to sniff ultimate success. Now while I congratulate the Chargers on finally appearing for a stretch during our rivalry, I still get a kick that they can't even make the Superbowl. Not win it, that's Mount Everest. Just get there. It's hilarious because the beginning part of every sentence that describes the Raiders abysmal run is "Since their appearance in the Superbowl..."

And that wasn't half a century ago.

I think you might need to hit a dictionary. "Choke" would be defined by your team's last SB appearance. For Denver, 55-10 would be a "choke". Their consecutive ankle-grabs against the Colts in the postseason would be a "choke".

For the Bolts, "Choke" is a term that hasn't existed for quite some time. Yep, we've lost in the post season, but not because we couldn't compete. Not because we had a team of gutless losers that couldn't even make a contest of it. That's the hallmark of the Denver and Oakland franchises.:coffee:

At the end of the day, we can talk all we want about the Bolts with pride, neither Oakland, nor Denver has any right to do the same. Nothing in the distant past will change that.

NightTrainLayne
05-15-2009, 12:56 PM
I'd gladly have our present and foreseeable future over a long forgotten past. :coffee:


I think you might need to hit a dictionary. "Choke" would be defined by your team's last SB appearance. For Denver, 55-10 would be a "choke". Their consecutive ankle-grabs against the Colts in the postseason would be a "choke".

For the Bolts, "Choke" is a term that hasn't existed for quite some time. Yep, we've lost in the post season, but not because we couldn't compete. Not because we had a team of gutless losers that couldn't even make a contest of it. That's the hallmark of the Denver and Oakland franchises.:coffee:

At the end of the day, we can talk all we want about the Bolts with pride, neither Oakland, nor Denver has any right to do the same. Nothing in the distant past will change that.


LMAO. Now I understand your function here. Comic relief. :lol:

GEM
05-15-2009, 01:05 PM
I wonder if Denver, KC or Oakland will get more than 5 wins this season:confused:?

I wonder if the Chargers will crash and burn like every other season? :confused:

underrated29
05-15-2009, 01:48 PM
I'd gladly have our present and foreseeable future over a long forgotten past. :coffee:

Bull.

You and the rest of the chargers would gladly take a break to get a breath of air from sucking on some shaft. For all your present and future you still have yet to accomplish anything. And i think this is going to be your teams last shot at getting there to accomplish something.

I will say however, i think this years chargers team will be better than any of their others and will have the most potential and best shot to do something.

But then again, that is the story of the chargers. Until you can actually get out of the special olympics you are still just potential.


PS- on a side note how is craig "buster" davis doing? I am thinking he might be a nice late round sleeper in FF. Got any info on him. You did take him in the 1st rd a year or two ago didnt you?

Devilspawn
05-15-2009, 02:33 PM
I think you might need to hit a dictionary. "Choke" would be defined by your team's last SB appearance. For Denver, 55-10 would be a "choke". Their consecutive ankle-grabs against the Colts in the postseason would be a "choke".

For the Bolts, "Choke" is a term that hasn't existed for quite some time. Yep, we've lost in the post season, but not because we couldn't compete. Not because we had a team of gutless losers that couldn't even make a contest of it. That's the hallmark of the Denver and Oakland franchises.:coffee:

At the end of the day, we can talk all we want about the Bolts with pride, neither Oakland, nor Denver has any right to do the same. Nothing in the distant past will change that.
Wow.

So... 12-4, losing in overtime to the Jets with plenty of chances during that game. Not choking? You do know the Raiders played basically the same team at home twice. And beat them. Twice. Sebastian Janikowski never missed a big time FG in the playoffs (although he didn't need one), and they called your kicker Big Game Nate? For who, the Jets? :lol:

And... 14-2, #1 team in the NFL, one and done. Not choking? Remind me why Marty got fired for Norv again. And they still called your kicker Big Game Nate? For who, the Patriots? :lol:

Both at home vs. teams that didn't even MAKE the Superbowl (re: Chargers)... not choking? At least all three of our playoff/Superbowl losses were to eventual Champions. Your lone one was to the team that beat the Cardinals, a team that's a hair behind you in patheticness... no, they competed in their Superbowl and they did it recently.

And I need the dictionary?

O.

K.

chazoe60
05-15-2009, 02:41 PM
Wow, Charger fans are stupid no matter where you go.:sad:

I love how the team with the absolute worst history in the division likes to talk so much trash.

8-8 is 8-8 bitches get over it, your SB contending team is a joke year in year out. Hell we've made as many AFCCGs as you in the last 5 years and Oakland has made as many SB appearances in the last 7 years as your loser franchise has in its history.:laugh:

Have fun with your nice little run in the division, but these things always seem to sort themselves out. You will be taking the mop from the Raiders soon and it will once again be your turn to clean the basement. I wonder why you guys spend so much time down there?:confused:

underrated29
05-15-2009, 03:09 PM
Wow, Charger fans are stupid no matter where you go.:sad:

I love how the team with the absolute worst history in the division likes to talk so much trash.

8-8 is 8-8 bitches get over it, your SB contending team is a joke year in year out. Hell we've made as many AFCCGs as you in the last 5 years and Oakland has made as many SB appearances in the last 7 years as your loser franchise has in its history.:laugh:

Have fun with your nice little run in the division, but these things always seem to sort themselves out. You will be taking the mop from the Raiders soon and it will once again be your turn to clean the basement. I wonder why you guys spend so much time down there?:confused:



When you are constantly on your knees, you start to crave it. It has been ingrained in their DNA for so long that there is no other way of life for them. Occasionally teams like the butt chargers, will come up for a breath of air, but then teams like us will put our hands on their heads and push them back down.

sanluis
05-15-2009, 03:18 PM
I wonder if the Chargers will crash and burn like every other season? :confused:

You mean just like the other 31 teams that don't make it every year? :coffee:


So, Denver should be able to win four games. What do you think Gem? :D

GEM
05-15-2009, 04:17 PM
You mean just like the other 31 teams that don't make it every year? :coffee:


So, Denver should be able to win four games. What do you think Gem? :D

Yep.

sanluis
05-15-2009, 05:00 PM
Yep.

What four? :D

GEM
05-15-2009, 05:28 PM
KC & Oakland @ home, KC & Oakland road, Cleveland, Cincy, Philly, Washington and Dallas.

Very winnable.

sanluis
05-15-2009, 05:41 PM
KC & Oakland @ home, KC & Oakland road, Cleveland, Cincy, Philly, Washington and Dallas.

Very winnable.

KC away??? that never goes well !! And didn't Oakland spank you ponies the last meeting? ( how embarrassing for as all!!) I wouldn't count on those 9 games. But you are right. They are possibilities.

Mighty slim ones!!!!!!:D

Gamechanger
05-15-2009, 05:50 PM
I'd gladly have our present and foreseeable future over a long forgotten past. :coffee:

you gotta make it there, pal :coffee:

GEM
05-15-2009, 06:02 PM
KC away??? that never goes well !! And didn't Oakland spank you ponies the last meeting? ( how embarrassing for as all!!) I wouldn't count on those 9 games. But you are right. They are possibilities.

Mighty slim ones!!!!!!:D


Never? hmmmm...you guys are so good with recent history...look back the last couple years. Yep, Oakland did. Always gotta look at Oakland as a win....I wouldn't feel right about that rivalry if I didn't.

I wouldn't count on a Super Bowl victory in your lifetime, but hey that's just me. It is a possibility.

Mighty slim one!!!!!
:D

BoltsOwnU
05-15-2009, 06:55 PM
Bull.

You and the rest of the chargers would gladly take a break to get a breath of air from sucking on some shaft. For all your present and future you still have yet to accomplish anything. And i think this is going to be your teams last shot at getting there to accomplish something.

I will say however, i think this years chargers team will be better than any of their others and will have the most potential and best shot to do something.

But then again, that is the story of the chargers. Until you can actually get out of the special olympics you are still just potential.


PS- on a side note how is craig "buster" davis doing? I am thinking he might be a nice late round sleeper in FF. Got any info on him. You did take him in the 1st rd a year or two ago didnt you?

Not bull at all. The only pole-smoking of late is that done by Denver and Oakland. Been that way for a while.

I like Buster but he's had injury issues. This is a make or break year for him wearing bolts. They say third year's the charm for a receiver, but with so many options for PR, that's a tough call. Naanee is getting a LOT of high praise in minicamp. . .

underrated29
05-15-2009, 07:44 PM
i wanted the broncos to draft legaudu naanee or whatever a couple years ago. i was pissed when he went ufda to you guys (he did go ufda right?)....

So you are saying i should probably not consider davis as a late round flier, use it on someone else, like robert mechum from NO or something?

OaklandRaider
05-15-2009, 09:37 PM
LMAO!

G.E.M, no response??

You've been owned.

MOtorboat
05-15-2009, 09:48 PM
LMAO!

G.E.M, no response??

You've been owned.

Loser.

dogfish
05-15-2009, 10:18 PM
Yep, we've lost in the post season, but not because we couldn't compete. Not because we had a team of gutless losers


*ahem*


http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6554/tomlinson.jpg (http://img38.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tomlinson.jpg)



you were saying?

underrated29
05-15-2009, 11:02 PM
LMAO!

G.E.M, no response??

You've been owned.


Warren, No response??





Hav u cean my bacebal.

Frraaank and Beans.

Gamechanger
05-15-2009, 11:03 PM
I think you might need to hit a dictionary. "Choke" would be defined by your team's last SB appearance. For Denver, 55-10 would be a "choke". Their consecutive ankle-grabs against the Colts in the postseason would be a "choke".

For the Bolts, "Choke" is a term that hasn't existed for quite some time. Yep, we've lost in the post season, but not because we couldn't compete. Not because we had a team of gutless losers that couldn't even make a contest of it. That's the hallmark of the Denver and Oakland franchises.:coffee:

At the end of the day, we can talk all we want about the Bolts with pride, neither Oakland, nor Denver has any right to do the same. Nothing in the distant past will change that.

http://i40.tinypic.com/2pzzaz9.jpg

GEM
05-16-2009, 12:04 AM
LMAO!

G.E.M, no response??

You've been owned.


Using your logic, I owned you in my first post to you...no need for follow up.

Owned.

:rolleyes:

OaklandRaider
05-16-2009, 06:42 PM
Using your logic, I owned you in my first post to you...no need for follow up.

Owned.

:rolleyes:

LOL.

Nice cop-out, dude.

Who's next?

Midnight Blue
05-16-2009, 10:04 PM
:lol: Fader troll thinks GEM is a "dude"... :listen: (points and snickers)

OaklandRaider
05-16-2009, 10:31 PM
GEM is a girl, too? :lol: Well that not the first time I've owned a girl, look at your fellow MOD with the Mike Leach sig.

LOL no wonder all you Donkey fans in the smack section are so "sensitive"

It explains a lot. :D

MOtorboat
05-16-2009, 10:33 PM
GEM is a girl, too? :lol: Well that not the first time I've owned a girl, look at your fellow MOD with the Mike Leach sig.

LOL no wonder all you Donkey fans in the smack section are so "sensitive"

It explains a lot. :D

Of course, none of the worthless posts you have made could be considered smack, because they are so pathetic...but...other than that...yes, you did post in the "smack" forum. However, it doesn't make anything you post relevant "smack."

dogfish
05-16-2009, 10:53 PM
Well that not the first time I've owned a girl


your barbie dolls don't count, they're not real girls. . . . :listen:

Gamechanger
05-16-2009, 11:07 PM
LOL.

Nice cop-out, dude.

Who's next?

ummmmm......hai :wave:

Raiders suck :salute:

that is all

gooodbai :wave:

Midnight Blue
05-16-2009, 11:08 PM
your barbie dolls don't count, they're not real girls. . . . :listen:

Neither do his inflatable girlfriends... :coffee:

dogfish
05-16-2009, 11:12 PM
Neither do his inflatable girlfriends... :coffee:


i can smell his brain burning, trying to figure a way out of that admission-- his thought process is about as efficient as trying to light a fire by rubbing two sticks together. . . . :laugh:

getlynched47
05-16-2009, 11:27 PM
roro and RiversOwnsDonks

Anybody who has seen these two know what I'm talkin 'bout.

BoltsOwnU
05-17-2009, 01:57 PM
i wanted the broncos to draft legaudu naanee or whatever a couple years ago. i was pissed when he went ufda to you guys (he did go ufda right?)....

So you are saying i should probably not consider davis as a late round flier, use it on someone else, like robert mechum from NO or something?

Mmm, I'm thinking he's as good a pick as Meachum, its just that there is only one ball and we have a lot of weapons. Hard to say man.

As for Dogfish. That's weak sauce. An RB selfless enough to take himself out of the biggest game of his career because he is obviously ineffective with an injured knee shows a lot of character.:coffee:

underrated29
05-18-2009, 10:10 AM
GEM is a girl, too? :lol: Well that not the first time I've owned a girl, look at your fellow MOD with the Mike Leach sig.

LOL no wonder all you Donkey fans in the smack section are so "sensitive"

It explains a lot. :D



Fwaank and beans. Fwank n Beans.

Medford Bronco
05-18-2009, 11:18 AM
Patriotruler on Broncomania.

He as as dumb as a post.

he thought Fred Smerlas was a center for Buffalo :lol:
What a moron

dogfish
05-18-2009, 01:13 PM
As for Dogfish. That's weak sauce. An RB selfless enough to take himself out of the biggest game of his career because he is obviously ineffective with an injured knee shows a lot of character.:coffee:


are you kidding?


:confused:

sanluis
05-18-2009, 01:37 PM
I wonder if Denver, KC or Oakland will get more than 5 wins this season:confused:?

I wonder who will get the #1 over all pick next year Denver , KC or Oakland??


Oh wait... Denver gave that away for a 5'-9" corner !!




:lol:

T.K.O.
05-18-2009, 01:56 PM
I wonder who will get the #1 over all pick next year Denver , KC or Oakland??


Oh wait... Denver gave that away for a 5'-9" corner !!




:lol:

that 5'9" corner will probably pick philis quivers off 4 times this season and secure the division for the mighty broncos:welcome:

sanluis
05-18-2009, 02:02 PM
that 5'9" corner will probably pick philis quivers off 4 times this season and secure the division for the mighty broncos:welcome:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3drOLMn0k9A/RvrBLSsLcUI/AAAAAAAAABs/Xn_8mYLpCJw/s1600/burnttoast.JPG

Gates, Jackson , Floyd, Chambers, Bowe... poor rookie is going to get tore up!!!!!

Can you say jump ball all day long? :D



:lol:
:lol:

T.K.O.
05-18-2009, 02:08 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3drOLMn0k9A/RvrBLSsLcUI/AAAAAAAAABs/Xn_8mYLpCJw/s1600/burnttoast.JPG

Gates, Jackson , Floyd, Chambers, Bowe... poor rookie is going to get tore up!!!!!

Can you say jump ball all day long? :D



:lol:
:lol:

i hope so cuz he came down with more of those "jump balls" than any corner in college !!!wooo hoo sorry you missed your chance at the sb last year cuz you got NO shot at the division this year and 8-8 wont get you a wild card !:lol: