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Dreadnought
05-03-2009, 07:15 PM
Dear dopey Raider Trolls. We have seen a recent spike in Raider fan posting, which is mostly a very good thing. Apart from Devilspawn, it has been our experience that most of you guys aren't too bright, and that's OK here. Really.

That is why I want to personally thank you. There has been bitter infighting among Bronco fans over the past months, but you guys are able to remind each and every one of us why it is a privilege to root for the Broncs all by yourselves. Wherever we stand regarding Shanny, McDaniels, Cutler, Plummer, Orton or what have you we are reminded with every post you guys make that it could be so much worse. So much more hopeless. So much more dysfunctional and pathetic. Do we dwell in the past? Sometime...but nothing like you guys do! Its Stabler to Biletnikoff forever with you guys!

So thank you. Please post often, as you continue to do your part in unifying us once again in our common hatred and contempt for the Oakland Raiders! :salute:

OaklandRaider
05-03-2009, 08:42 PM
W can go to the past where the Raiders STILL own the Broncos.

http://www.bluetreemarketing.com/site//images/photos/product/1707.jpg

We can go to the most recent where the Raiders still OWNED the Broncos


http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0gSs0xE63lgxG/610x.jpg

Or we can go to the Present, where the Broncos are OWNING themselves with this idiot.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/writers/ross_tucker/03/19/mail/josh-mcdaniels.jpg

Either way, The Raiders STILL OWN THE DONKEYS.

Owned.

chazoe60
05-03-2009, 08:45 PM
W can go to the past where the Raiders STILL own the Broncos.

http://www.bluetreemarketing.com/site//images/photos/product/1707.jpg

We can go to the most recent where the Raiders still OWNED the Broncos


http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0gSs0xE63lgxG/610x.jpg

Or we can go to the Present, where the Broncos are OWNING themselves with this idiot.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/writers/ross_tucker/03/19/mail/josh-mcdaniels.jpg

Either way, The Raiders STILL OWN THE DONKEYS.

Owned.

I sure hope English is your fifth language, because you butcher it every time you post. Wow, talking to you must be like talking politics with a border collie. I guarantee you are a mouth breather.

SR
05-03-2009, 09:00 PM
I guarantee you are a mouth breather.

I was going to say window licker...

Dreadnought
05-03-2009, 09:06 PM
W can go to the past where the Raiders STILL own the Broncos.

http://www.bluetreemarketing.com/site//images/photos/product/1707.jpg

We can go to the most recent where the Raiders still OWNED the Broncos


http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0gSs0xE63lgxG/610x.jpg

Or we can go to the Present, where the Broncos are OWNING themselves with this idiot.

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/writers/ross_tucker/03/19/mail/josh-mcdaniels.jpg

Either way, The Raiders STILL OWN THE DONKEYS.

Owned.

Point proved - see what I mean? Please, keep posting, I'm begging you. We Bronco fans thank you from the bottoms of our hearts :salute:

SR
05-03-2009, 09:07 PM
In this mouth breather's case, ignorance is bliss. Or should I say "ignant"

oobehr
05-03-2009, 09:09 PM
Dhb lol

frauschieze
05-03-2009, 09:15 PM
I am still trying to figure out just how exactly "owned" is defined by Raiders trolls. Because there is certainly no pwnage coming from their posts. More like a badly aimed water balloon which breaks five feet off target and lands a drop or two on their target while they are hit with three water cannons simultaneously. :whoknows:

Dreadnought
05-03-2009, 09:19 PM
I am still trying to figure out just how exactly "owned" is defined by Raiders trolls. Because there is certainly no pwnage coming from their posts. More like a badly aimed water balloon which breaks five feet off target and lands a drop or two on their target while they are hit with three water cannons simultaneously. :whoknows:

"Owned" as in they may someday 'Own" their furniture, TV, and computer if they keep up the Rent-A-Center payments. That's of course unlikely to ever happen, but as close as I can figure it.

SR
05-03-2009, 10:08 PM
Or maybe "owned" in the sense that they "owned" their 22" wheels, plasma TVs, and "bling" until they sold all of it to feed their nine children.

BroncoWave
05-04-2009, 08:42 PM
Dear dopey Raider Trolls. We have seen a recent spike in Raider fan posting, which is mostly a very good thing. Apart from Devilspawn, it has been our experience that most of you guys aren't too bright, and that's OK here. Really.

That is why I want to personally thank you. There has been bitter infighting among Bronco fans over the past months, but you guys are able to remind each and every one of us why it is a privilege to root for the Broncs all by yourselves. Wherever we stand regarding Shanny, McDaniels, Cutler, Plummer, Orton or what have you we are reminded with every post you guys make that it could be so much worse. So much more hopeless. So much more dysfunctional and pathetic. Do we dwell in the past? Sometime...but nothing like you guys do! Its Stabler to Biletnikoff forever with you guys!

So thank you. Please post often, as you continue to do your part in unifying us once again in our common hatred and contempt for the Oakland Raiders! :salute:

Unfortunately I think it's going to take more than just a few retarded Raider trolls to cure the animosity on the boards. All that will cure that is wins.

frauschieze
05-04-2009, 08:46 PM
Unfortunately I think it's going to take more than just a few retarded Raider trolls to cure the animosity on the boards. All that will cure that is wins.

Hush up. This here's the smack forum. Smack the trolls around or go home. No talk about infighing here. This is a place for all Broncos fans to unite as one and laugh at the hilarity the Raiders organization has become.

BroncoWave
05-04-2009, 08:48 PM
Hush up. This here's the smack forum. Smack the trolls around or go home. No talk about infighing here. This is a place for all Broncos fans to unite as one and laugh at the hilarity the Raiders organization has become.

Good point! Of course at this point the hilarity of the Raiders organization pretty much speaks for itself! :lol:

BoltsOwnU
05-06-2009, 07:29 PM
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/si/2009/writers/ross_tucker/03/19/mail/josh-mcdaniels.jpg



http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y34/Rule12b/4-1859l.jpg

SR
05-06-2009, 08:16 PM
Lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!

Bronco Bible
05-09-2009, 09:59 AM
Dear dopey Raider Trolls. We have seen a recent spike in Raider fan posting, which is mostly a very good thing. Apart from Devilspawn, it has been our experience that most of you guys aren't too bright, and that's OK here. Really.

That is why I want to personally thank you. There has been bitter infighting among Bronco fans over the past months, but you guys are able to remind each and every one of us why it is a privilege to root for the Broncs all by yourselves. Wherever we stand regarding Shanny, McDaniels, Cutler, Plummer, Orton or what have you we are reminded with every post you guys make that it could be so much worse. So much more hopeless. So much more dysfunctional and pathetic. Do we dwell in the past? Sometime...but nothing like you guys do! Its Stabler to Biletnikoff forever with you guys!

So thank you. Please post often, as you continue to do your part in unifying us once again in our common hatred and contempt for the Oakland Raiders! :salute:

They help a person keep their perspective ;)