OaklandRaiders Smack Thread - merged because they are all the same anyway

[Midnight Blue]

Oakland's first four games.

SD @ Oakland (Winnable game. Oakland should've beaten them last year in Oakland, but due to Lane Kiffin's/Rob Ryan's conservative playcalling, we lost the lead in the 4th Q.

Your team will lose this one.


Oakland @ KC (We have beaten them two straight years in Arrowhead. Chiefs suck. End of story)

This is your best chance of putting up a "W"...


Denver @ Oakland (I'd be shocked if the Raiders don't hang 35+ points in this game. This will be a beatdown. We're sweeping Denver this year)

Yeah, right. Your team has lost the first meeting with regularity. You'll lose this one too.


Oakland @ Houston (We beat them last year.)

I think Houston will be better this year. Another Raider loss... :D

Your team has a recent history of slow starts...

2003: 2-2 in the first 4 games

Titans: L 25-20
Bengals: W 23-20
Broncos: L 31-10
Chargers: W 34-31

2004: 2-2 in the first 4 games

Steelers: L 24-21
Bills: W 13-10
Buccaneers: W 30-20
Texans: L 30-17
... and in Week 6... Broncos: L 31-3

2005: 1-3 after 4 games

Patriots: L 30-20
Chiefs: L 23-17
Eagles: L 23-20
Cowboys: W 19-13
... and in Week 10... Broncos: L 31-17

2006: 0-4 after 4 games

Chargers: L 27-0
Ravens: L 28-6
bye
Browns: L 24-21
49-ers: L 34-20
... and in Week 6... Broncos: L 13-3

2007: 2-2 at Week 4

Lions: L 36-21
Broncos: L 23-20
Browns: W 26-24
Dolphins: W 35-17

2008: 1-3 at the 4-week mark

Broncos: L 41-14
Chiefs: W 23-8
Bills: L 24-23
Chargers: L 28-18

As is amply demonstrated here, in the past 6 seasons, you've only been at .500 three times and have never had a winning record by Week 4....

[OaklandRaider]

Who is your supplier? Can I get his number?

1-800-Yo-Momma

She 'supplies' alright.

Owned.

[OaklandRaider]

Hey OaklandRaider, speaking of QBs. Is that fat-assed QB of yours (Japorkus "the Hutt" Russell) up to his playing weight of 300 lbs yet? Maybe when Japorkus can longer see his feet he will be able to read defenses better and throw more accurately! A #1 QB who can't throw, a #1 receiver who can't catch and an owner who can't draft for shit. Better stay on the KISS look-a-like forum cause you got nothing on the Broncos. Owned, KISS-child.

The same fat ass QB who nearly threw for a perfect game against your defense last year, and has yet to have a bad performance against the Donkeys?

JaMarcus is fine, primed for a breakout year. He has more talent on one of his fat rolls than Kyle Orton has in his whole body.

[OaklandRaider]

LOL really? Care to wager on Game One? I'm moooore than happy to put my money down. Let me guess, you want to beg for a 30 point spread? Wouldn't have helped you last time we opened in Oakland on MNF, remember that one?

Since I KNOW you won't man up to take a bet on game one, why post drivel like this???:coffee:

NorvOwnsBolts,

I would be more than happy to bet you for the MNF game. A sig bet or whatever. All I know is, your team ain't winning come week 1.

[Ravage!!!]

Russell won't even beat out Garcia for the starting job.

[OaklandRaider]

As is amply demonstrated here, in the past 6 seasons, you've only been at .500 three times and have never had a winning record by Week 4....

LOL

So because we lost in the past means I can't predict we win the future? You are bringing up old ish. Going by your logic, I guess the Donkeys are in for another epic collapse at the end of the season, since that's what your team has done the last three years.

None of that matters come week 1. This year is different.

[OaklandRaider]

Russell won't even beat out Garcia for the starting job.

Jeff Garcia is injured and has yet to practice in Training Camp.

He won't be starting, kid.

[T.K.O.]

JaMarcus is fine, primed for a breakout year. He has more talent on one of his fat rolls than Kyle Orton has in his whole body.

you better hope so cuz orton wins a hell of a lot more games than jamarshmellow.
and he gets paid a helluva lot less....i think russell gets about 2 mil a win !:laugh:

[Ravage!!!]

Jeff Garcia is injured and has yet to practice in Training Camp.

He won't be starting, kid.

Again... thats how sad it is to think that your Fat ass QB will lose the starting role to Garcia.. boi.... because Garcia is injured right now, and is still the best QB on your roster.

[T.K.O.]

Russell won't even beat out Garcia for the starting job.

actually they will give russell a shot (because they have paid him millions to lose)
so he can show how much he has progressed and have a chance to lead the team to a winning record......that being said he will be replaced by garcia in week 5 when the turds are 1-3

[OaklandRaider]

you better hope so cuz orton wins a hell of a lot more games than jamarshmellow.
and he gets paid a helluva lot less....i think russell gets about 2 mil a win !:laugh:

LMAO!

Kyle Orton wins game, eh? Dude couldn't even beat out REX FRICKIN' GROSSMAN for the majority of his career. That should tell you all you need to know about Orton. The Bears won because of their defense. They won in spite of their QBs.

Orton is getting booed by the Denver fans, while JaMarcus is having a great TC.

[T.K.O.]

LMAO!

Kyle Orton wins game, eh? Dude couldn't even beat out REX FRICKIN' GROSSMAN for the majority of his career. That should tell you all you need to know about Orton. The Bears won because of their defense. They won in spite of their QBs.

Orton is getting booed by the Denver fans, while JaMarcus is having a great TC.

hey super stat guy ...why dont you see where the bears D ranked last year and then ask yourself why the bears started an injured orton over all their backups.
please try and use truth or reality when you post your acting like a .....well like a raider fan.

also show me where most teams start rookie qb's ,so that takes 1 year
grossman had taken the bears to a superbowl (its a big game at the end of the season )the year before .and orton did beat out the other qbs to take the starting spot and has won 20 games ,thats like 5-6 years worth of wins for the raiders.
and why do you say most of his career?he has not played most of his career.
by the way i dont recall russell getting the starting nod right away either.
they played andrew walter (maybe the worst qb in the league) over him didnt they?
face it russell has not even come close to living up to expectations so far, and is going to be on a pretty short leash this year

[Thnikkaman]

1-800-Yo-Momma

She 'supplies' alright.

Owned.

Sorry, the drugs my mom sells wouldn't get me high enough to start believing the shit your slinging little girl.

[Thnikkaman]

LMAO!

Kyle Orton wins game, eh? Dude couldn't even beat out REX FRICKIN' GROSSMAN for the majority of his career. That should tell you all you need to know about Orton. The Bears won because of their defense. They won in spite of their QBs.

Orton is getting booed by the Denver fans, while JaMarcus is having a great TC.

Mods, please rename this kid to "TrainingWheels" since everyone can learn better smack by owning this plebe.

[Midnight Blue]

LOL

So because we lost in the past means I can't predict we win the future? You are bringing up old ish. Going by your logic, I guess the Donkeys are in for another epic collapse at the end of the season, since that's what your team has done the last three years.

None of that matters come week 1. This year is different.

Right. The Broncos have owned the Raiders for six consecutive "first meetings of the season" (that's a pattern; not a fluke and we could actually go back nearly two decades and still find that the Broncos won 75% or more of the time)... yet just because you say this year is different, we're supposed to buy that? Uh... not.

Week One, your Raiders will lose to the Chargers. Just like they have done it in the last 11 or so consecutive games.

[BoltsOwnU]

NorvOwnsBolts,

I would be more than happy to bet you for the MNF game. A sig bet or whatever. All I know is, your team ain't winning come week 1.

How about a hundred bucks?:welcome:

[EMB6903]

^^^^ OaklandRaider is 14.... he doesnt have 100 dollars..

[OaklandRaider]

How about a hundred bucks?:welcome:

How can I bet you cash over the internet? LOL

And the Raiders looked awesome in their preseason game. I'd be scared, AFC West.

[Northman]

How can I bet you cash over the internet? LOL

And the Raiders looked awesome in their preseason game. I'd be scared, AFC West.

Its preseason. Dont get your hopes up too high like you have the last 5 years. But, i didnt realize you guys signed Grabowski. I think he should actually be starting as i liked him while he was in Tampa. Now, there is a kid who deserves a shot at being a starter. Are the Raiders planning on mixing it up with the backup QB's during preseason or is there a definite #2 there? (aside from Garcia)

[OaklandRaider]

Its preseason. Dont get your hopes up too high like you have the last 5 years. But, i didnt realize you guys signed Grabowski. I think he should actually be starting as i liked him while he was in Tampa. Now, there is a kid who deserves a shot at being a starter. Are the Raiders planning on mixing it up with the backup QB's during preseason or is there a definite #2 there? (aside from Garcia)

Don't be surprised if Garcia gets cut.

[BroncoWave]

1-800-Yo-Momma

She 'supplies' alright.

Owned.

Wow, a you momma joke? Really? What are you 12 years old? 1999 wants their joke back.

[OaklandRaider]

Wow, a you momma joke? Really? What are you 12 years old? 1999 wants their joke back.

And 2005 wants Champ Bailey back when he was the best.

Now he's barely even top ten and steadily declining.

[BroncoWave]

And 2005 wants Champ Bailey back when he was the best.

Now he's barely even top ten and steadily declining.

I'm sorry your parents dropped you on your head when you were a baby. I don't wish that on anyone. I feel bad for you that your life turned out this way. I really do feel bad for picking on a kid who rode the short bus to school but you just make it too easy!

[Midnight Blue]

How can I bet you cash over the internet? LOL

And the Raiders looked awesome in their preseason game. I'd be scared, AFC West.

It's called "Paypal"...

Are you seriously bragging about tonight's win? When the starters went out of the game, the score was 7-3 Dallas and neither team had looked at all intimidating. 6 of 9 for 50 yards, no touchdowns... add in a sack for 11 yards lost... is not scary to the rest of the AFC West... extrapolate it out and you'd be looking at 24 completions for 200 yards (the epitome of dink-and-dunk). Both of your backups outplayed JaMarshmallow... of course they were going up against the Cowgirls' 2nd and 3rd stringers. Too funny. :coffee:

[OaklandRaider]

It's called "Paypal"...

Are you seriously bragging about tonight's win? When the starters went out of the game, the score was 7-3 Dallas and neither team had looked at all intimidating. 6 of 9 for 50 yards, no touchdowns... add in a sack for 11 yards lost... is not scary to the rest of the AFC West... extrapolate it out and you'd be looking at 24 completions for 200 yards (the epitome of dink-and-dunk). Both of your backups outplayed JaMarshmallow... of course they were going up against the Cowgirls' 2nd and 3rd stringers. Too funny. :coffee:

I'm not bragging, I'm just sayin'.

Be prepared for our offense this up coming season. Chaz Schilens will have more receiving yards than both Eddie Royal and Brandon Marshall next year.

[OaklandRaider]

I'm sorry your parents dropped you on your head when you were a baby. I don't wish that on anyone. I feel bad for you that your life turned out this way. I really do feel bad for picking on a kid who rode the short bus to school but you just make it too easy!

It's true.

Bailey has been a shell of his former self the last two years. So basically, your username is a lie. Because BaileyAintTheBest. BaileyBarelyTopTen.

[Midnight Blue]

I'm not bragging, I'm just sayin'.

Be prepared for our offense this up coming season. Chaz Schilens will have more receiving yards than both Eddie Royal and Brandon Marshall next year.

Based on a preaseason game in which your #1 overall QB looked unimpressive? Kid, in the regular season you won't be facing camp fodder with your 2nd and 3rd stringers. And the opposing OC and DC will be gameplanning for your team. And I sincerely doubt that your WRs will have anywhere close to Marshall's or Royal's numbers (Schliens alone certainly won't eclipse the stats of both Marshall and Royal... too funny that you'd even make that claim. You're the only Raiderfan I've ever encountered in cyberspace who would say that. :lol: ). Not with JaMarshmallow throwing to them, they won't.

[Midnight Blue]

It's true.

Bailey has been a shell of his former self the last two years. So basically, your username is a lie. Because BaileyAintTheBest. BaileyBarelyTopTen.

Oh, yeah... the sole stat I noticed for the "goat" was a 1-yard loss while he was on run defense... but maybe he wasn't thrown at. :laugh:

[OaklandRaider]

Oh, yeah... the sole stat I noticed for the "goat" was a 1-yard loss while he was on run defense... but maybe he wasn't thrown at. :laugh:

The GOAT only played three plays.

He made a nice tackle in the backfield, and then he forced an incompletion on third down.

And people say he isn't a play maker...... :lol:

[Midnight Blue]

The GOAT only played three plays.

He made a nice tackle in the backfield, and then he forced an incompletion on third down.

And people say he isn't a play maker...... :lol:

Again, I noticed his name in the gamebook.... once. :coffee:

[Midnight Blue]

A second check of the game book on NFL.com shows him credited with no passes defensed; only the single tackle... for a (paltry 1-yard) loss.

[Overtime]

he failed to mention by GOAT, he means Gayest OaklandFaider of All Time.

[T.K.O.]

ooooh wait ....here comes the funny part where oaklandfaker does his best "madea" and calls somebody....."child":laugh:

[Midnight Blue]

So... Raiderfan... how serious is Asomugha's heel injury? (according to an article I read this morning, he went out of the game early due to injury)

[T.K.O.]

the 31-10 looks nice......until you see that romo came in ,disected oaklands 1st string for a quick td and called it a night.
while jamarshmellow was 6-9 for 50 yds....actually pretty good for a qb that averages .75 touchdowns and 136 yds a game.;)

[Devilspawn]

the 31-10 looks nice......until you see that romo came in ,disected oaklands 1st string for a quick td and called it a night.
while jamarshmellow was 6-9 for 50 yds....actually pretty good for a qb that averages .75 touchdowns and 136 yds a game.;)
Man... is The Count from Sesame Street jerking off tonight or what?

1 :shocked:




2 :eek:




3 picks!! AH AH AH AH AAAAAAHHH! :lol:

Your thoughts.

[Devilspawn]

Oh I forgot.


Dre Bly...


G O A T! lol

[Gamechanger]

Man... is The Count from Sesame Street jerking off tonight or what?

1 :shocked:




2 :eek:




3 picks!! AH AH AH AH AAAAAAHHH! :lol:

Your thoughts.

http://i6.tinypic.com/43olg7r.jpg

[OaklandRaider]

A second check of the game book on NFL.com shows him credited with no passes defensed; only the single tackle... for a (paltry 1-yard) loss.


He played three plays. One was a tackle for loss (which last time I checked wasn't considered "paltry") And forced an incompletion on third down. He doesn't have to have a pass defensed to have forced an incompletion.

There's your NFL lesson for the day.

[OaklandRaider]

the 31-10 looks nice......until you see that romo came in ,disected oaklands 1st string for a quick td and called it a night.
while jamarshmellow was 6-9 for 50 yds....actually pretty good for a qb that averages .75 touchdowns and 136 yds a game.;)

Lmao.

Speaking of preseason games, how'd you like Orton tonight?

You named yourself after Orton, tell us what you thought of him tonight.

Not one, not two, but THREE picks in a preseason game. :lol:

[Devilspawn]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/148/344544856_7194438473.jpg

[broncohead]

Lmao.

Speaking of preseason games, how'd you like Orton tonight?

You named yourself after Orton, tell us what you thought of him tonight.

Not one, not two, but THREE picks in a preseason game. :lol:

Orton is learning a new offense. What fatties excuse?

[OaklandRaider]

So... Raiderfan... how serious is Asomugha's heel injury? (according to an article I read this morning, he went out of the game early due to injury)

He did an interview later in that game, and he was at practice today. It's not serious.

It's going to take more than a bruised heel to take out the Awesome One.

[OaklandRaider]

Orton is learning a new offense. What fatties excuse?

Orton learning a new offense? Lol, K. He was mediocre like he's always been, and always will be. Dude is not a good QB, P.E.R.I.O.D.

The sooner you get that through your head, the less bitter the crow will taste when I'm force feeding it down Donkey fans throats throughout the season.

And JaMarcus doesn't need an "excuse". He looked very sharp, and he is improving immensely.

[Poet]

He did an interview later in that game, and he was at practice today. It's not serious.

It's going to take more than a bruised heel to take out the Awesome One.

I agree, Peyton Manning is a tough dude.

[Overtime]

and Buffalo owns Jay Cutler....for the 2nd time in 8 months.... :lol:

[EMB6903]

Orton learning a new offense? Lol, K. He was mediocre like he's always been, and always will be. Dude is not a good QB, P.E.R.I.O.D.

The sooner you get that through your head, the less bitter the crow will taste when I'm force feeding it down Donkey fans throats throughout the season.

And JaMarcus doesn't need an "excuse". He looked very sharp, and he is improving immensely.

Orton sucks and is still a better Quarterback then Jamarcus Russell

thats something that you Raider fans need to realize.

[OaklandRaider]

Orton sucks and is still a better Quarterback then Jamarcus Russell

thats something that you Raider fans need to realize.

Lol.

32 out of 32 coaches would take JaMarcus Russell over Kyle Orton, and yes that includes McFail.

[MOtorboat]

Lol.

32 out of 32 coaches would take JaMarcus Russell over Kyle Orton, and yes that includes McFail.

Funny enough...Garcia might be starting on opening day...:pound:

Wow, you're an idiot.

[BoltsOwnU]

Lol.

32 out of 32 coaches would take JaMarcus Russell over Kyle Orton, and yes that includes McFail.

All talk, no sac. I thought we were betting on game one of the season. . .:coffee:

[Midnight Blue]

Lol.

32 out of 32 coaches would take JaMarcus Russell over Kyle Orton, and yes that includes McFail.

This is opinion; not fact (quotes from 32 coaches to back up that assertion do not exist)... and there's a very big difference between the two. This year is pretty much make-or-break for JaMarshmallow....he will be generally viewed as a "draft bust" if he doesn't "break out" and perform at a very high level.

[OaklandRaider]

Funny enough...Garcia might be starting on opening day...:pound:

Wow, you're an idiot.

Funny enough, Jeff Garcia might get CUT before opening day.

No chance he starts.

[OaklandRaider]

All talk, no sac. I thought we were betting on game one of the season. . .:coffee:

Like I said, NorvOwnsBolts

We can sig bet or whatever.

[girler]

All talk, no sac. I thought we were betting on game one of the season. . .:coffee:

:listen: he doesn't like it when you mention his lack of balls. he says it's disgusting. I think it's funny though. :lol:

[BoltsOwnU]

Like I said, NorvOwnsBolts

We can sig bet or whatever.

Be a man. Wager cash. Otherwise, we all know you don't believe in your won team winning in week one.:coffee:

[jhildebrand]

At least Tobey isn't punching the very assistants he hired!

[EMB6903]

Chris Johnson JUST won the starting spot in oakland... yet hes one of the best CB's in the game


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

man this virgin is entertainment.

[OaklandRaider]

At least Tobey isn't punching the very assistants he hired!

Actually, Tom Cable didn't hire the dude that he punched. The dude that got punched is one of Al Davis' yes men.

But what's worse?

Punching a coaching assistant or trading away you star QB?

Punching a coaching assistant or irritating your star WR, forcing him to ask to be traded?

Punching a coaching assistant or having Kyle Orton as your starting QB?


:coffee: Take your time.

[EMB6903]

Which they will do this season. I'm on the record as saying that the Raiders will win 10 games next year.

We have two of the best corners in the game. A great pass rushing defensive line. A top ten Tight End in Zach Miller. A WR corps with a HUGE amount of upside and speed. Chaz Schilens is a Calvin Johnson clone. The best three runningback group in the NFL in Bush, McFadden and Fargas. An improved, revitalized offensive line. A young, up and coming QB with all the talent in the world. And a tremendous coaching staff.


I couldnt name 1 of your "great pass rushers" could you make me laugh and name a few?

also.... If Chaz Schilens is a Calvin Johnson clone (hard to be a clone of the best WR prospect in NFL history) why did he drop all the way to the 7th round?

What makes him even comparable to Calvin Johnson aside from the physical traits?

Calvin Johnson is the best WR in the game today..... this scrub is nothing more then a work out warrior.

but you are on record for the Raiders winning 10 games this year... just like you predicted last year, and probably the year before... and so on.

Nothing more then an uneducated homer.... who will be disapointed yet again.

[EMB6903]

Actually, Tom Cable didn't hire the dude that he punched. The dude that got punched is one of Al Davis' yes men.

But what's worse?

Punching a coaching assistant or trading away you star QB?

Punching a coaching assistant or irritating your star WR, forcing him to ask to be traded?

Punching a coaching assistant or having Kyle Orton as your starting QB?


:coffee: Take your time.


whats worse then having a 280 lb man as your Signal Caller?

take your time.


as shitty as Orton is...

Orton~~~~~~~>Jamarcus

[OaklandRaider]

Chris Johnson JUST won the starting spot in oakland... yet hes one of the best CB's in the game


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

man this virgin is entertainment.

Sorry virgin, but Chris Johnson has always been the starting CB in Oakland. The Raiders resigned him to a four year contract, it was obvious he was going to start opposite Goat.

[EMB6903]

Sorry virgin, but Chris Johnson has always been the starting CB in Oakland. The Raiders resigned him to a four year contract, it was obvious he was going to start opposite Goat.

repeating what I called you?

talk about original.

It was just announced that Chris Johnson is the starter in Oakland.

He wasnt always the starter, in fact most of his career this scrub wasnt doing crap but running the scout team on the practice squad.

2 of the best CB's in the game... LOL

Chris Johnson isnt a top 30 CB... Hell Andre Goodman is much better, that isnt even an argument.

[OaklandRaider]

Be a man. Wager cash. Otherwise, we all know you don't believe in your won team winning in week one.:coffee:

Betting money over the internet? LOL.

Nah, I'm not wagering cash over the internet. We can do a sig bet.

[EMB6903]

Lol.

32 out of 32 coaches would take JaMarcus Russell over Kyle Orton, and yes that includes McFail.

you might be right... only based on the "potential factor"

Jamarcus hasnt accomplished half of what Orton has nor has he proven that he is a better Quarterback at this point.

[OaklandRaider]

repeating what I called you?

talk about original.

It was just announced that Chris Johnson is the starter in Oakland.

He wasnt always the starter, in fact most of his career this scrub wasnt doing crap but running the scout team on the practice squad.

2 of the best CB's in the game... LOL

Chris Johnson isnt a top 30 CB... Hell Andre Goodman is much better, that isnt even an argument.


Just announced by who? A reporter on rotoworld?

It was obvious that Johnson was going to be the starter.

And LMAO @ Andre Goodman being better than Chris Johnson. Don't make me pull out the stats and own you again. :lol:

[OaklandRaider]

you might be right... only based on the "potential factor"

Jamarcus hasnt accomplished half of what Orton has nor has he proven that he is a better Quarterback at this point.

LOL, what has Orton accomplished in his scrub of a career?

He was a backup to REX FREAKING GROSSMAN, ffs. He is not a good QB, period.

JaMarcus Russell is the better QB right now, and I don't think it's even close.

[EMB6903]

LOL, what has Orton accomplished in his scrub of a career?

He was a backup to REX FREAKING GROSSMAN, ffs. He is not a good QB, period.

JaMarcus Russell is the better QB right now, and I don't think it's even close.

thats what is funny, Orton hasnt really done squat and still has accomplished 5x as much in the NFL as that bum Jamarcus Russell has... am I wrong?

you keep saying Orton isnt a good QB like I dont know... I know Orton sucks

what you need to realize is so does Jamarcus Russell.

why is Jamarcus Russell a better Quarterback then Kyle Orton "right now" explain your reasoning....

[EMB6903]

Just announced by who? A reporter on rotoworld?

It was obvious that Johnson was going to be the starter.

And LMAO @ Andre Goodman being better than Chris Johnson. Don't make me pull out the stats and own you again. :lol:

Pull the stats on me... Andre Goodman is a MUCH better Cornerback then Chris Johnson

half a year doesnt change this.

[BoltsOwnU]

Betting money over the internet? LOL.

Nah, I'm not wagering cash over the internet. We can do a sig bet.

It's called paypal. Grownups use it. You mean you don't want a free c-note? I mean, you are so sure that your Turds will win in week one, who cares if it's the internet? I'll have to send you the money. Right?!

What a sad little hypocritical coward. It's okay little fellah, we all know you have ZERO confidence in your team, ESPECIALLY in week one. So at least you aren't stupid enough to make a bet you know you'll lose, I'll give you that.:coffee:

[Midnight Blue]

I don't think

Now your post is accurate.

Owned.



:D

[OaklandRaider]

It's called paypal. Grownups use it. You mean you don't want a free c-note? I mean, you are so sure that your Turds will win in week one, who cares if it's the internet? I'll have to send you the money. Right?!

What a sad little hypocritical coward. It's okay little fellah, we all know you have ZERO confidence in your team, ESPECIALLY in week one. So at least you aren't stupid enough to make a bet you know you'll lose, I'll give you that.:coffee:

So you don't want to sig bet?

Damn dude, it's okay if you're scurred.

[OaklandRaider]

I have little knowledge about the game of football

Now your post is accurate.

[OaklandRaider]

thats what is funny, Orton hasnt really done squat and still has accomplished 5x as much in the NFL as that bum Jamarcus Russell has... am I wrong?

you keep saying Orton isnt a good QB like I dont know... I know Orton sucks

what you need to realize is so does Jamarcus Russell.

why is Jamarcus Russell a better Quarterback then Kyle Orton "right now" explain your reasoning....

JaMarcus Russell is bigger, stronger, more mobile, smarter, reads coverages better, can make all the throws, better decision maker, harder to take down, better leader.

Basically everything you look for in a QB, JaMarcus is better at than Orton.

Now that the Raiders have finally surrounded Russell with talent, he is going to explode this season.

[Poet]

(Fail) Random garbage. (Fail)

I summarized all your posts. :D

[OaklandRaider]

I'm a Bengal fan....FML

I just summarized your life :D

[Poet]

I have better hands than the loser we drafted in the first round.

Damn, maybe you guys should have traded for Ocho.

[Midnight Blue]

Now your post is accurate.

Wrong.... it would be accurate, however, if the quoted poster were..."OaklandRaider"....

[OaklandRaider]

My team's first round pick hasn't even signed yet

Damn. Maybe you shouldn't be smacking about another team's draft then.

[Poet]

I would make fun of Cincinnati's first round pick, but at least he has a legitimate shot to be good. I wonder if we can trade Bey for Crabtree, or a bag of peanuts.

You're getting smarter!

[Thnikkaman]

You're getting smarter!

You would think that, but then he posts some tard like crap in the thread about his head Coach pimp slapping the D-Coordinator.

[MOtorboat]

You would think that, but then he posts some tard like crap in the thread about his head Coach pimp slapping the D-Coordinator.

You are dangerously close of a :click:

[BoltsOwnU]

So you don't want to sig bet?

Damn dude, it's okay if you're scurred.

Dude, what do I care what is in a sig?! That's a meaningless wager for pencil-necked cretins still living in their parents' basement.

Money where your mouth is, otherwise, we know you aren't buyin' what you're shovelling, m'kay?

Sad. :coffee:

[OaklandRaider]

Dude, what do I care what is in a sig?! That's a meaningless wager for pencil-necked cretins still living in their parents' basement.

Money where your mouth is, otherwise, we know you aren't buyin' what you're shovelling, m'kay?

Sad. :coffee:

Sorry Dolt, but we ain't betting money.

Oh well. :coffee:

[claymore]

Dude, what do I care what is in a sig?! That's a meaningless wager for pencil-necked cretins still living in their parents' basement.

Money where your mouth is, otherwise, we know you aren't buyin' what you're shovelling, m'kay?

Sad. :coffee:


Sorry Dolt, but we ain't betting money.

Oh well. :coffee:

Girl Fight!

[Northman]

Sorry Dolt, but we ain't betting money.

Oh well. :coffee:

Thats funny. Guess your not quite confident in your team afterall eh? :lol:

[Northman]

Girl Fight!

Nah, Bolo would do a roundhouse on OR and it would be over pretty quickly.

[EMB6903]

Thats funny. Guess your not quite confident in your team afterall eh? :lol:

of course hes confident.. hes a Raiders fan... All those dopes are confident in August.

Dude is just broke... that is all.

Hes 12... dont expect him to have any money to bet.

[OaklandRaider]

Thats funny. Guess your not quite confident in your team afterall eh? :lol:

I'm more than confident, little one.

I'm just not about to bet money over the internet. That's dumb.

[OaklandRaider]

Pull the stats on me... Andre Goodman is a MUCH better Cornerback then Chris Johnson

half a year doesnt change this.

Tony Pisano had Johnson listed at 6 in CB metrics last year, Goodman was ranked 31st.


6. Chris Johnson, Oakland Raiders
Season Totals: 49 attempts, 5.39 YPA, 53.06 Forced INC%, 1 TD, 3 INTs

My two cents: Where the heck did this guy come from? Who Knows Rolling Eyes After the releasing of DeAngelo Hall, Chris Johnson stepped in and dominated opposing WRs. Johnson had some of the best numbers in the NFL and if not for limited playing time he would be ranked even higher. Many people probably just looked at the box score during a Week 16 victory over Houston and thought it was Nnamdi Asomugha who shutdown Andre Johnson. While Asomugha didn’t allow a catch in that game, Johnson had an equally impressive afternoon. Johnson was thrown at seven times, allowed four yards, and intercepted a pass. In fact, the four yards that Johnson allowed were the only yards yielded by an Oakland CB that game.



31. Andre Goodman, Miami Dolphins
Season Totals: 94 attempts, 6.96 YPA, 35.11 Forced INC%, 1 TD, 5 INTs

My two cents: Nobody is more surprised to see Andre Goodman on a best anything list. Goodman was so bad in the beginning of the year. I had Goodman on my worst starting CBs list in early October and deservingly so. I don’t know what happened, but Goodman really played great football over the second half of the season. In his last five games Goodman posted a YPA of 3.58 and a 34.88 forced incompletion percentage. He also didn’t allow a TD and managed to intercept four passes over that five game stretch.

So you can't really use the excuse that Johnson only played great for half the season, when Goodman did the same thing except that he was one of the WORST CB's in the NFL the first half of the season.

Johnson > Goodman :coffee:

[Thnikkaman]

Thnikka reminds you to THINK before you create ironic signatures.

[CoachChaz]

I'm more than confident, little one.

I'm just not about to bet money over the internet. That's dumb.

Why is it dumb? If you lose, you can just disappear and not pay it like most do. Once your pathetic team loses a few games you wont be around here anymore anyway.

[BoltsOwnU]

I'm more than confident, little one.

I'm just not about to bet money over the internet. That's dumb.

LOL but sig bets are cool and smart.:rolleyes:

[OaklandRaider]

Why is it dumb? If you lose, you can just disappear and not pay it like most do. Once your pathetic team loses a few games you wont be around here anymore anyway.

I'd rather not.

[OaklandRaider]

Might as well bring this up. Talk about being dysfunctional

http://www.nfl.com/trainingcamp/story?id=09000d5d812014cb&template=without-video-with-comments&confirm=true

Jay Cutler didn't trust your new regime. Brandon Marshall doesn't. There have been several reports that have cited veteran players in the locker room who have said that they don't trust McDaniels and company.

Your team just apologized to Brandon, Brandon is getting his lawyer involved, it's just a dirty mess. What has happened to your organization?

[BoltsOwnU]

I'd rather not.

What a pathetic little wastrel one must be to talk so much smack without any courage or faith in his own sorry team to back it up.

[OaklandRaider]

What a pathetic little wastrel one must be to talk so much smack without any courage or faith in his own sorry team to back it up.

Raiders > Chargers

[OaklandRaider]

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/video/20590420/index.html

:lol:

Wow, if you had told me 9 months ago that in one offseason that Mike Shanahan would be fired, Jay Cutler would be traded, and Brandon Marshall would be punting balls off the field and asking to be traded, I'd have laughed right in your face like I am doing right now.

Wow. Worst. Offseason. Ever. It just never ends.

And you guys say the Raiders are dysfunctional? LMAO. Pot calling the kettle black.

[Dr Velcro]

Laugh, but at least our coaches and staff don't brawl like thugs.

[Northman]

I thought this guy didnt talk smack? lmao

[girler]

Haven't you started about 10 other threads this exact way?

[MasterShake]

Haven't you started about 10 other threads this exact way?

And yet no one can refrain from posting in them. Pretty effective little bugger if you ask me.:lol:

[Northman]

And yet no one can refrain from posting in them. Pretty effective little bugger if you ask me.:lol:

Not really effective, we just dont like spammers. We are just pointing out the things the mods are missing. :coffee:

[GEM]

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/video/20590420/index.html

:lol:

Wow, if you had told me 9 months ago that in one offseason that Mike Shanahan would be fired, Jay Cutler would be traded, and Brandon Marshall would be punting balls off the field and asking to be traded, I'd have laughed right in your face like I am doing right now.

Wow. Worst. Offseason. Ever. It just never ends.

And you guys say the Raiders are dysfunctional? LMAO. Pot calling the kettle black.

The Raiders corner the market on dysfunction. Our WR punted a ball, your head coach broke one of his assistant's jaws. See the difference. Mmmmkay, case closed.

[Dreadnought]

I have merged every single Smack thread started by OaklandRaider into one handy EZ to use directory. They are all the same anyway.

[Poet]

I have merged every single Smack thread started by OaklandRaider into one handy EZ to use directory. They are all the same anyway.

It's kind of like going out into the yard and putting all the dog crap in one big pile before you throw it away, huh?

[Dreadnought]

It's kind of like going out into the yard and putting all the dog crap in one big pile before you throw it away, huh?

:D A good analogy, yes

[Northman]

I have merged every single Smack thread started by OaklandRaider into one handy EZ to use directory. They are all the same anyway.

And they say you are totally worthless as a mod. Pfft, what do they know? :salute:

[Northman]

It's kind of like going out into the yard and putting all the dog crap in one big pile before you throw it away, huh?

Speaking of dogcrap can we trade you Marshall straight up for Ochocinco? I mean, BM has a lot of upside and can catch everything. He's a perfect citizen off the field and would never hurt your organization. We would gladly take that lousy showboat off of your hands for ya. :beer:








p.s- And if you believe that crap i just told you we are in real trouble. :lol:

[Dreadnought]

And they say you are totally worthless as a mod. Pfft, what do they know? :salute:

Its for his convenience as well. Now he doesn't need to start new duplicative threads because we'll just move them here anyway. It will save him time and needless effort.

[Northman]

Its for his convenience as well. Now he doesn't need to start new duplicative threads because we'll just move them here anyway. It will save him time and needless effort.

Dont know if that will work champ. The Raider retarded have a hard time understanding simple concepts. But at least you made it easier for him to choose just so as long as he doesnt force the triangle in the round hole.

[Thnikkaman]

I approve of this action. :salute:

[topscribe]

And they say you are totally worthless as a mod. Pfft, what do they know? :salute:

I told you he isn't as dumb as he looks. :D

-----

[Poet]

Speaking of dogcrap can we trade you Marshall straight up for Ochocinco? I mean, BM has a lot of upside and can catch everything. He's a perfect citizen off the field and would never hurt your organization. We would gladly take that lousy showboat off of your hands for ya. :beer:








p.s- And if you believe that crap i just told you we are in real trouble. :lol:

Ha. I hate all WRs ever. Linebackers and Defensive ends never pop off at the mouth.

[Dreadnought]

Ha. I hate all WRs ever. Linebackers and Defensive ends never pop off at the mouth.

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2006/0830/pg2_u_odell_195.jpg

Odell agrees wholeheartedly

[Poet]

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2006/0830/pg2_u_odell_195.jpg

Odell agrees wholeheartedly

Allow me to point out that I celebrated when we cut him. Odell had as much talent as any MLB in the game, and that included Ray Lewis. In his rookie year he had 3 forced fumbles, 5 ints, 100 tackles, 3 sacks, and was a monster. His instincts were amazing and honestly at times it looked like he was playing a different game.

Odell never popped off at the mouth. Odell decided that his solution to his rough life was to drink, drink, and drink, and drink. He drank himself out of the league. Cincinnati gave Odell one last chance (and one that didn't absolutely piss me off like we did with Henry). His grandmother died (who was essentially his mother) and Cincinnati gave him 4 days past the funeral to be with his family. They sent down a member of the organization to go with him.

Odell picked up a beer and was quickly out of the league.

He deserved what he got. He really did, but what I will say for Odell is that he wasn't a terrible human being, he was an utter idiot.

I never recall him ever popping off at the mouth.

He really could have been a HOFer. :tsk:

[Dreadnought]

King87, I am sorry. I shouldn't have brought up Odell Thurman in what is really supposed to be OaklandRaiders own special place to test his skillz. Anyways, I am sure he would just say that <insert random stiff on the Raiders roster's name here> is better and has more talent than Odell Thurman, Randy Gradishar, Ray Lewis, and Dick Butkus all rolled into one. Then he would post some utterly unconvincing statistics to supposedly prove his point - say perhaps that when in Middle school his guy held the county record for most flutter kicks or something.

[Poet]

King87, I am sorry. I shouldn't have brought up Odell Thurman in what is really supposed to be OaklandRaiders own special place to test his skillz. Anyways, I am sure he would just say that <insert random stiff on the Raiders roster's name here> is better and has more talent than Odell Thurman, Randy Gradishar, Ray Lewis, and Dick Butkus all rolled into one. Then he would post some utterly unconvincing statistics to supposedly prove his point - say perhaps that when in Middle school his guy held the county record for most flutter kicks or something.

Odell Thurman is a talented loser. The Raiders have a ton of talented loser. Oakland Raider is highly talented in the sense that such homerism and blindness really does take talent.

I think it's on topic. :lol::lol:

[OaklandRaider]

OaklandRaider does not approve of all his threads being merged together.

[Dreadnought]

Its for the best

[OaklandRaider]

Its for the best

So every time I start a thread it will be merged into here?

[claymore]

So every time I start a thread it will be merged into here?

Or it will automatically flush down the toilet like a turd. Its for the best.

[OaklandRaider]

Or it will automatically flush down the toilet like a turd. Its for the best.

Don't be rude. Grown folks speaking.

[Dreadnought]

So every time I start a thread it will be merged into here?

Well, if it is Bronco related Smack yes. You are of course free to make fun of the Chiefs or any other teams in seperate threads, but the Bronco threads are all the same anyway, so here they'll go

[claymore]

Well, if it is Bronco related Smack yes. You are of course free to make fun of the Chiefs or any other teams in seperate threads, but the Bronco threads are all the same anyway, so here they'll go
Best post ever.

Couldnt we start an abortion thread to talk about Jamarcus russel though?

I mean he should have been an abortion right?

[OaklandRaider]

Well, if it is Bronco related Smack yes. You are of course free to make fun of the Chiefs or any other teams in seperate threads, but the Bronco threads are all the same anyway, so here they'll go

They are not really the same. The last thread I made was about Brandon Marshall getting suspended. That is different.

Is this just for the preseason or will you continue merging my threads into the regular season?

[Dreadnought]

They are not really the same. The last thread I made was about Brandon Marshall getting suspended. That is different.

Is this just for the preseason or will you continue merging my threads into the regular season?

Bronco related smack threads will probably be merged if there is nothing unique or distinctive about them. If you want to talk seriously about the Raiders there is of course the "other teams" forum, but Smack rules don't apply there. Ditto if you want to weigh in on the Broncos or any othetr team.

Remember, its a Broncos Board; we give wide latitude to rival posters, and welcome them, but not to pile on repetitive smack threads that essentially say the same thing.

[SR]

Or it will automatically flush down the toilet like a turd. Its for the best.

Hell, by now I figured you and OR would have been best friends. You both share the same opinions on the Broncos...

[OaklandRaider]

Remember, its a Broncos Board; we give wide latitude to rival posters, and welcome them, but not to pile on repetitive smack threads that essentially say the same thing.

But that's the thing, my last thread was different. It was about Brandon Marshall being suspended. My other thread was about Jay Cutler. Two different players, two different situations. Do you cry at night was a totally different thread as well.

But whatever though, I'm not tripping. :coffee:

[OaklandRaider]

Hell, by now I figured you and OR would have been best friends. You both share the same opinions on the Broncos...

Claymore is not blinded by homerism like most Bronco fans are.

[SR]

That isn't even where I was going with that, but thanks for playing.

[T.K.O.]

But that's the thing, my last thread was different. It was about Brandon Marshall being suspended. My other thread was about Jay Cutler. Two different players, two different situations. Do you cry at night was a totally different thread as well.

But whatever though, I'm not tripping. :coffee:

but...thats the thing there is nothing to talk about with the raiders...they have sucked since you where ten years old and will continue to do so....its kinda sad really

[MOtorboat]

Claymore is not blinded by homerism like most Bronco fans are.

This is what we call, irony...

I doubt you even know the definition...lol

[Northman]

So every time I start a thread it will be merged into here?


You should feel proud. You have your very own smack thread to throw your facts in. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Northman]

Bronco related smack threads will probably be merged if there is nothing unique or distinctive about them. If you want to talk seriously about the Raiders there is of course the "other teams" forum, but Smack rules don't apply there. Ditto if you want to weigh in on the Broncos or any othetr team.

Remember, its a Broncos Board; we give wide latitude to rival posters, and welcome them, but not to pile on repetitive smack threads that essentially say the same thing.

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/2882/owned9wz.jpg

[MOtorboat]

You should feel proud. You have your very own smack thread to throw your facts in. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

This is what we call irony.

[MOtorboat]

Bronco related smack threads will probably be merged if there is nothing unique or distinctive about them. If you want to talk seriously about the Raiders there is of course the "other teams" forum, but Smack rules don't apply there. Ditto if you want to weigh in on the Broncos or any othetr team.

Remember, its a Broncos Board; we give wide latitude to rival posters, and welcome them, but not to pile on repetitive smack threads that essentially say the same thing.

Interesting.

Months and months and months and months and months of posts and someone finally said something...

[Overtime]

why not just ban this idiot, and then we don't have to worry about it?

[OaklandRaider]

why not just ban this idiot, and then we don't have to worry about it?

Worry about what? Me calling Elway overrated :lol:

You Bronco fans are so sensitive, it's funny.

[OaklandRaider]

You should feel proud. You have your very own smack thread to throw your facts in. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Good catch.

Btw, since this is my own thread can we change the title to "OaklandRaider's Fact thread"

I do not smack.

[Midnight Blue]

oaklandraider does not approve of all his threads being merged together.

tfb

[OaklandRaider]

It's actually good that all the threads have been merged.

160 pages of me completely destroying and debunking every single little thing you guys had to say.

I think everybody on this site has been owned at least once in this thread.

[Midnight Blue]

It's actually good that all the threads have been merged.

160 pages of me completely destroying and debunking every single little thing you guys had to say.

I think everybody on this site has been owned at least once in this thread.

You can't "own"anyone with incomplete and/or cherrypicked stats.... just sayin'...

[Thnikkaman]

So every time I start a thread it will be merged into here?

Unless you can come up with a new topic (which you have been proven incapable of doing), yes.

[Thnikkaman]

it's actually good that all the threads have been merged.

160 pages of me failing.

I think everybody on this site has owned me at least once in this thread.

qft

[OaklandRaider]

Unless you can come up with a new topic (which you have been proven incapable of doing), yes.

Sorry but I wasn't asking you.

When I need some tips on how to come up with the lamest possible analogies (you're an expert at doing that), then I'll ask you.

But until then, stay out of grown folks conversations. :2thumbs:

[Thnikkaman]

Sorry but I wasn't asking you.

When I need some tips on how to come up with the lamest possible analogies (you're an expert at doing that), then I'll ask you.

But until then, stay out of grown folks conversations. :2thumbs:

I never knew comparing stats was grown folks conversation. If you want to have a grown folks conversation, we can talk about which community college you could go to so that you can get that degree in Waste Management you always wanted. I also think that's at least the 3rd or 4 hundredth time you have used that phrase. It might save you more time to just say:

Refer to OaklandRaider lame post #xxxx

Or even better, go have your ego stroked at:
www.raiderfans.net
or
raiderforum.net

[EMB6903]

why not just ban this idiot, and then we don't have to worry about it?

he will be gone in a month... I will guarentee you that.

[Thnikkaman]

Watching Saints vs. Raiders.

Nmandi has been thrown at twice with 0 passes defended. Will keep count if I continue to pay attention.

[Thnikkaman]

Speaking of this game, Mike Bell is making the Raiders Front 7 look like chumps.

[Thnikkaman]

Judging purely on this first drive in this meaningless preseason game, the Raiders front 7 are akin to Swiss cheese.

[Thnikkaman]

As of right now Asomugha has defended 1 or 3 passes his way, and then commits a penalty holding onto a receiver the next play.

Asomugha, a decent CB on a bad defense.

[Northman]

As of right now Asomugha has defended 1 or 3 passes his way.

he almost tackled Lance Moore 15 yds off the line. :lol:

So far the starters for NO are torching the so called greatest defense on the earth. 14-0 Saints.

Oh, and Russell already has a fumble to his credit. Thats the Faid we all know and love.

[Poet]

Nmadi is just lulling them to sleep. Russell dropped the football because he's on a diet and the football reminded him of a brownie.

RAIDER DOMINATION!

[Thnikkaman]

Nmadi is just lulling them to sleep. Russell dropped the football because he's on a diet and the football reminded him of a brownie.

RAIDER DOMINATION!

There was that great sack, then the raider front 7 becomes porus and allows a 10+ yard run.

Good job raiders


Oh and on that incomplete pass to Moore, Moore had a good 3+ yards on Nmandi.

[Thnikkaman]

Saints 3rd down conversions:

3/3

Raiders defense #1

[BroncoSojia]

lol raiders

lol 21-0

[Thnikkaman]

With this raiders defense, they are sure to go 4-0. :pound:

[Poet]

There was that great sack, then the raider front 7 becomes porus and allows a 10+ yard run.

Good job raiders


Oh and on that incomplete pass to Moore, Moore had a good 3+ yards on Nmandi.

The Raiders cannot be stopped.

[Thnikkaman]

The Saints are owning the Oakland Raiders so handlily that they should call them the New Orleans Thnikkamans

[EMB6903]

Asomugha got burned deep as well ... Was lucky there was help over the top...but my goodness the raiders suck...that's atleast 2 wins for denver this year

[ursamajor]

I like rolley polley's throw of the challenge flag. Best arm in Oakland.

Oh and what crappy coaching in Oak. Who the hell calls a time out to decide if they want to challenge a play?

PS your commentators are about as lively as Ben Stein today.

Oakland just intercepted a ball. Here comes a 3nOut @ best.

[Northman]

I like rolley polley's throw of the challenge flag. Best arm in Oakland.

Oh and what crappy coaching in Oak. Who the hell calls a time out to decide if they want to challenge a play?

PS your commentators are about as lively as Ben Stein today.

Oakland just intercepted a ball. Here comes a 3nOut @ best.


I do believe im starting to like you. But, after Sunday maybe not so much. :lol:

[ursamajor]

You know, as it is common knowledge that the Raiders are complete garbage, I have always been well aware of this fact.

But I must say, one really has to see this train wreck to truly believe how bad this team is in every imaginable way. It is like a sweat shop. We all know they exist, and are horrible. But we never fully grasp the horror of them, until Dateline does a special on them.

Even the worst teams in the NFL prove to be competitive. But there is absolutely no rays of hope in Oakland. Everything about that team is ugly. Even their playing surface is ugly.

What a nightmare

[Overtime]

The Saints are owning the Oakland Raiders so handlily that they should call them the New Orleans Thnikkamans


the Lions could own the Faiders. :coffee:

[Devilspawn]

You know, as it is common knowledge that the Raiders are complete garbage, I have always been well aware of this fact.

But I must say, one really has to see this train wreck to truly believe how bad this team is in every imaginable way. It is like a sweat shop. We all know they exist, and are horrible. But we never fully grasp the horror of them, until Dateline does a special on them.

Even the worst teams in the NFL prove to be competitive. But there is absolutely no rays of hope in Oakland. Everything about that team is ugly. Even their playing surface is ugly.

What a nightmare
Losing is worse when there's little to no effort involved, and games like these have happened in Oakland several times a year since 03. Only one person to blame.

[girler]

Losing is worse when there's little to no effort involved, and games like these have happened in Oakland several times a year since 03. Only one person to blame.

John Elway? :confused:

[Devilspawn]

John Elway? :confused:
Elway has a losing record vs. the Raiders so... no.

[OaklandRaider]

Drew Brees has always owned the Raiders, and he probably always will. We played them last year, and I think Brees only missed three passes the whole game. The Raiders just don't match up well against the Saints. Drew Brees has always picked apart the Raiders man to man defense. That is the best offense in the league, but it's still no excuse for the Raiders to come out like they did.

Before this game, the Raiders starters have all had pretty good games in the other two games. Maybe an ass beating is what the Raiders needed.

With all the preseason smack Denver fans have been dishing out, better hope Kyle Orton performs on the sunday night football.:coffee:

[BroncoJoe]

Just a few headlines from Oakland:


http://www.insidebayarea.com/raiders

Cable: "I'm embarrassed."
Raiders stink it up at home in 45-7 loss to Saints
Peterson: Another troubling Raiders performance in loss to Saints
McDonald: Just about everything goes wrong in Raiders' embarrassing loss
Candid Cam: Kelly pacing "0-16" Raiders

LOL.

[NightTrainLayne]

With all the preseason smack Denver fans have been dishing out, better hope Kyle Orton performs on the sunday night football.:coffee:

Excuse me? We're not the loud-mouth registered at a Raiders site, going over there only to talk smack.

No. .. we've got enough worries on our own plate. YOU are the one who is dishing out the smack. .. at a BRONCOS board no less.

If you don't like it, then go home.

[girler]

Elway has a losing record vs. the Raiders so... no.

I was just asking since he married some raider cheerleader yesterday. :noidea:

[EMB6903]

Usually starters go 2 quarters atleast during the third pre season game...brees had the shoulder pads off after 1 quarter...

[Northman]

Drew Brees has always owned the Raiders, and he probably always will. We played them last year, and I think Brees only missed three passes the whole game. The Raiders just don't match up well against the Saints. Drew Brees has always picked apart the Raiders man to man defense. That is the best offense in the league, but it's still no excuse for the Raiders to come out like they did.

Before this game, the Raiders starters have all had pretty good games in the other two games. Maybe an ass beating is what the Raiders needed.

With all the preseason smack Denver fans have been dishing out, better hope Kyle Orton performs on the sunday night football.:coffee:

I knew the excuses were going to flow. :lol:


Hey OR always remember "Nnamdi reminds you to THINK before you post."

bwhahahahahhaha

[SR]

Drew Brees has always owned the Raiders, and he probably always will. We played them last year, and I think Brees only missed three passes the whole game. The Raiders just don't match up well against the Saints. Drew Brees has always picked apart the Raiders man to man defense. That is the best offense in the league, but it's still no excuse for the Raiders to come out like they did.

Before this game, the Raiders starters have all had pretty good games in the other two games. Maybe an ass beating is what the Raiders needed.

With all the preseason smack Denver fans have been dishing out, better hope Kyle Orton performs on the sunday night football.:coffee:

:laugh::lol:


:coffee:

[Poet]

I was just asking since he married some raider cheerleader yesterday. :noidea:

Elway's been ******* the Raiders in more ways then one.

[Midnight Blue]

Elway has a losing record vs. the Raiders so... no.

Brian Griese doesn't... :D

:behindsofa:

[dogfish]

New Raider Greg Ellis unloads after blowout
Posted by Tom Curran on August 30, 2009 10:05 AM ET

Through 11 seasons with the Dallas Cowboys, Greg Ellis became familiar with what a circus atmosphere could be like.

But did he know when he signed with the Raiders in June that he was climbing into the NFL's biggest clown car?

After Oakland's 45-7 (it wasn't even that close) loss to the Saints on Saturday, the 34-year-old defensive end spoke to his teammates through reporters.

"Guys, you can't stay out all night, can't expect to come in here and just turn it on," Ellis was quoted as saying by Paul Gutierrez of the Sacramento Bee. "This isn't high school or college football. This is the best of the best in the NFL. So you've got to do those small things that you maybe didn't have to do in college."

As bad as the Raiders offense played, the defense -- of which Ellis now finds himself a part -- was even worse.

Gutierrez notes, "The Raiders first-team defense played through the third quarter and was responsible for most of the 536 total yards surrendered including a galling 232 yards on the ground."

Saints quarterback Drew Brees, who led New Orleans to touchdowns on all three of his drives, said, "I feel like a lot of times we were getting up to the ball, getting set and they were still trying to get lined up."

Making matters even more dicey for the Raiders is that their best player, corner Nnamdi Asomugha, suffered a chip fracture in his wrist against New Orleans. Oakland downplayed the severity of it, but a corner kind of needs to use his hands and it could very well nag him all year.

All in all, despite the pretzel logic employed by some to conclude that the Raiders might be galvanized after head coach Tom Cable's alleged beatdown of assistant coach Randy Hanson, the opposite is true.


The Raiders are a mess.

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LMAO! what a bunch of professionals. . . . . :lol:

[EMB6903]

GOTTA LOVE THE RAIDERS!

like I said... should be an easy 2 wins for Denver this year, Oakland is a mess right now.

[Midnight Blue]

New Raider Greg Ellis unloads after blowout
Posted by Tom Curran on August 30, 2009 10:05 AM ET

Through 11 seasons with the Dallas Cowboys, Greg Ellis became familiar with what a circus atmosphere could be like.

But did he know when he signed with the Raiders in June that he was climbing into the NFL's biggest clown car?

After Oakland's 45-7 (it wasn't even that close) loss to the Saints on Saturday, the 34-year-old defensive end spoke to his teammates through reporters.

"Guys, you can't stay out all night, can't expect to come in here and just turn it on," Ellis was quoted as saying by Paul Gutierrez of the Sacramento Bee. "This isn't high school or college football. This is the best of the best in the NFL. So you've got to do those small things that you maybe didn't have to do in college."

As bad as the Raiders offense played, the defense -- of which Ellis now finds himself a part -- was even worse.

Gutierrez notes, "The Raiders first-team defense played through the third quarter and was responsible for most of the 536 total yards surrendered including a galling 232 yards on the ground."

Saints quarterback Drew Brees, who led New Orleans to touchdowns on all three of his drives, said, "I feel like a lot of times we were getting up to the ball, getting set and they were still trying to get lined up."

Making matters even more dicey for the Raiders is that their best player, corner Nnamdi Asomugha, suffered a chip fracture in his wrist against New Orleans. Oakland downplayed the severity of it, but a corner kind of needs to use his hands and it could very well nag him all year.

All in all, despite the pretzel logic employed by some to conclude that the Raiders might be galvanized after head coach Tom Cable's alleged beatdown of assistant coach Randy Hanson, the opposite is true.


The Raiders are a mess.

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LMAO! what a bunch of professionals. . . . . :lol:

He'll never catch up to Champ statistically if he isn't able to bounce right back from that injury...

[girler]

:laugh: "NFL's biggest clown car" :hahaha:

[OaklandRaider]

Watching the Bears/Broncos game and I all I have to say is LMAO.

For all the shit you guys were talking yesterday, you would think your team would come out and do something.

Jay Cutler is ******* embarrassing Josh McDaniels and your entire organization. :lol:

[Northman]

45-7 nuff, said. Against the greatest defense in the league no less...at least according to you. NOW THAT IS FUNNY.

[OaklandRaider]

45-7 nuff, said. Against the greatest defense in the league no less...at least according to you. NOW THAT IS FUNNY.

Did we trade Drew Brees to the Saints? No. He is a great QB, and is coming off of the second best passing season in NFL history. Plus, he has a history of killing the Raiders.

But what I'm seeing tonight is even more pathetic. Cutler ripped your defense to shreds.

Kyle Orton is a wuss. My finger is cut, take me out of the game coach! :lol:

Your team is "IN-COM-PLETE" :lol:

Have fun with the Bears trolls this week. :coffee:

[Northman]

Did we trade Drew Brees to the Saints? No. He is a great QB, and is coming off of the second best passing season in NFL history. Plus, he has a history of killing the Raiders.

But what I'm seeing tonight is even more pathetic. Cutler ripped your defense to shreds.

Kyle Orton is a wuss. My finger is cut, take me out of the game coach! :lol:

Your team is "IN-COM-PLETE" :lol:

Have fun with the Bears trolls this week. :coffee:


You mean the defense that was one of the worst in the league? You mean the defense that many Qb's last year ripped? Wow, way to observe Einstein. :lol:

[OaklandRaider]

You mean the defense that was one of the worst in the league? You mean the defense that many Qb's last year ripped? Wow, way to observe Einstein. :lol:

It still is sad anyway you look at it.

Especially since it's against Jay Cutler, the guy that your dumb ass coach thought wasn't good enough.

I know it's just preseason, and I usually don't make a big deal about it, but in all three preseason games Denvers starters have been trailing when they got taken out.

[Midnight Blue]

It still is sad anyway you look at it.

Especially since it's against Jay Cutler, the guy that your dumb ass coach thought wasn't good enough.

I know it's just preseason, and I usually don't make a big deal about it, but in all three preseason games Denvers starters have been trailing when they got taken out.

We won't get our asses kicked 45-7. :coffee:

[Thnikkaman]

The only Sad thing I see is a young raiders fan trolling a Broncos board on a Sunday night. Don't you have a boy to go chase or something?

[SR]

Watching the Bears/Broncos game and I all I have to say is LMAO.

For all the shit you guys were talking yesterday, you would think your team would come out and do something.

Jay Cutler is ******* embarrassing Josh McDaniels and your entire organization. :lol:

Are you REALLY talking shit right now?!

After all of your "preseason is just practice talk" the only thing I can think of is in high school and junior hockey, the coaches ALWAYS said "practice how you'd play a game". I'm sure that mantra carries over in to professional sports. In that case, your team is severely ****ED

[SR]

The only Sad thing I see is a young raiders fan trolling a Broncos board on a Sunday night. Don't you have a boy to go chase or something?

He's gotta finish his WoW game first.

[Overtime]

not to worry OR...Tom Brandstater will soon own the Faiders for years to come, just the way he did the Bears starters on defense when he launched that long bomb to McKinley in the 3rd quarter tonight.

and just think what fun it will be to see Brandstater playing pitch and catch with Royal against the Faiders worthless defensive backs and safeties..it'll surpass anything Butthurtler did to the Faiders when he was here as Denver's QB.

[SR]

Oh, and douchebag, Orton left the game because if he can't use the index finger on his THROWING HAND, the last finger to touch the ball as it leaves his grip, he won't be able to throw a tight spiral or an accurate ball. Moron. Read a book.

[SR]

not to worry OR...Tom Brandstater will soon own the Faiders for years to come, just the way he did the Bears starters on defense when he launched that long bomb to McKinley in the 3rd quarter tonight.

and just think what fun it will be to see Brandstater playing pitch and catch with Royal against the Faiders worthless defensive backs and safeties..it'll surpass anything Butthurtler did to the Faiders when he was here as Denver's QB.

:confused:

[Overtime]

Oh, and douchebag, Orton left the game because if he can't use the index finger on his THROWING HAND, the last finger to touch the ball as it leaves his grip, he won't be able to throw a tight spiral or an accurate ball. Moron. Read a book.

uh...he can't do that anyhow when his index finger isn't cut or hurt....:coffee:

[SR]

uh...he can't do that anyhow when his index finger isn't cut or hurt....:coffee:

Uh...he did it a few times tonight. Orton throws a damn good ball when he has the time to do so.

[Overtime]

Uh...he did it a few times tonight. Orton throws a damn good ball when he has the time to do so.

:pound::pound::pound::pound:

have you been drinking tonight?

[OaklandRaider]

Are you REALLY talking shit right now?!

After all of your "preseason is just practice talk" the only thing I can think of is in high school and junior hockey, the coaches ALWAYS said "practice how you'd play a game". I'm sure that mantra carries over in to professional sports. In that case, your team is severely ****ED

The Raiders have had a very good preseason leading up until that game. When our starters came out in the previous two games, we had the lead in both. Your Broncos have never had the lead in all three preseason games when the starters came out of the game. I'd be more worried if I were you.

And as I said, New Orleans is just a matchup problem for the Raiders. They are better than us, and I will admit that.

Denver on the other hand looks sad. Your fans show up to the game, expecting Jay Cutler to be sacked, and picked off. Instead, Cutler shits on your defense on national television.

This will go down as the worst trade in Broncos history. :lol: Gotta love it!

[OaklandRaider]

not to worry OR...Tom Brandstater will soon own the Faiders for years to come, just the way he did the Bears starters on defense when he launched that long bomb to McKinley in the 3rd quarter tonight.

and just think what fun it will be to see Brandstater playing pitch and catch with Royal against the Faiders worthless defensive backs and safeties..it'll surpass anything Butthurtler did to the Faiders when he was here as Denver's QB.

Honestly I think you guys' offense would be a lot better if you started Brandstater over Orton. I live in California, and I see a lot of Frenso St games and Brandstater has a lot of potential.

Your offense is just boring to watch. 4 yard screen, 2 yard curl route, 3 yard hitch play. Ugh. Josh McDaniels is trying to compensate for Orton's lack of arm strength by running quick passing plays that don't fool anybody.

You guys have Eddie Royal, who has 4.3 speed. But you won't be able to use Royal like he should be used, because Orton can't trow the ball down the field. Royal won't reach his full potential until you guys get a QB that can throw the ball downfield.

Your WR's will essentially be runningbacks this year because you can't throw the ball 20 yards down the field. It's going to be a long year in Dungver this year.

At least you guys have the Rockies and Nuggets to look forward too. :coffee:

[OaklandRaider]

We won't get our asses kicked 45-7. :coffee:

And we won't get embarrassed by our former pro bowl QB in front of the whole world. :coffee:

[OaklandRaider]

Oh, and douchebag, Orton left the game because if he can't use the index finger on his THROWING HAND, the last finger to touch the ball as it leaves his grip, he won't be able to throw a tight spiral or an accurate ball. Moron. Read a book.

Put a friggin' bandage on something, don't be a wuss and come out the game. Especially against your former team that just threw you in a trade as a bonus.

Orton is not mentally, or physically tough enough to be a starting QB in the NFL.

Accept it.

[SR]

:pound::pound::pound::pound:

have you been drinking tonight?

No, actually, as I'm getting ready to hop on a C-130 to go to Ft Benning, GA and watch some Army dudes jump outta the back of my plane. Thanks for your concern though. I, unlike you, am not blinded by an kind of team hatred; unless we're speaking about the Raiders...

[SR]

And we won't get embarrassed by our former pro bowl QB in front of the whole world in preseason when it doesn't matter AT ALL. :coffee:

Edited for accuracy.

[SR]

Put a friggin' bandage on something, don't be a wuss and come out the game. Especially against your former team that just threw you in a trade as a bonus.

Orton is not mentally, or physically tough enough to be a starting QB in the NFL.

Accept it.

Ever tried throwing a football with a ****** up pinkie or index finger? It's impossible to throw the kind of ball you want and put it where you want it...save the jokes about Orton because I'm talking about everyone, not just Orton. Why risk it in the preseason? I'm sure if it was a regular season game he would've taped it up and gone back out.

[Overtime]

No, actually, as I'm getting ready to hop on a C-130 to go to Ft Benning, GA and watch some Army dudes jump outta the back of my plane. Thanks for your concern though. I, unlike you, am not blinded by an kind of team hatred; unless we're speaking about the Raiders...

hatred? nah, im just not optimistic about Kyle Orton is all. I'd rather we start Brandstater, get him some experience, let him develop, and build the offense around him.

having Kyle Orton is like having a younger version of Jake Plummer.

[OaklandRaider]

Edited for accuracy.

I know it doesn't matter in a preseason game, and I usually don't make a big deal out of it. But with all the shit talking Denver fans did yesterday because of what NO did, I have to say something when your team comes out and gets it taken to them on national TV.

[OaklandRaider]

having Kyle Orton is like having a younger version of Jake Plummer.

Except that Plummer could actually throw the ball further than 20 yards down the field.

[Overtime]

the offense came alive in the 2nd half when Brandstater came in. Orton is worthless.

in fact, I may have to call the FBI and have Plummer arrested for impersonating Orton, because I honestly can't tell who the **** is out there on the field. Physically it looks like Orton, but with that uniform on, it looks like Plummer is resurrected.

[Overtime]

Except that Plummer could actually throw the ball further than 20 yards down the field.

not with any accuracy he couldn't. it would just get picked off when he did.

[Midnight Blue]

And we won't get embarrassed by our former pro bowl QB in front of the whole world. :coffee:

The "whole world" wasn't watching the preseason game tonight... not like they were when your team was totally and completely pwned... (had their collective asses served up to them on a silver platter) by your former coach. :coffee:

[LordTrychon]

The "whole world" wasn't watching the preseason game tonight... not like they were when your team was totally and completely pwned... (had their collective asses served up to them on a silver platter) by your former coach. :coffee:

Back when they had a Pro-Bowl QB.

That's not likely to happen again soon either...

[Midnight Blue]

Ever tried throwing a football with a ****** up pinkie or index finger? It's impossible to throw the kind of ball you want and put it where you want it...save the jokes about Orton because I'm talking about everyone, not just Orton. Why risk it in the preseason? I'm sure if it was a regular season game he would've taped it up and gone back out.

Yep... finger/hand injuries hampered future HOF'ers like Brett Favre and Kurt Warner...they both suffered an "off" year or so as the result.

[Midnight Blue]

Back when they had a Pro-Bowl QB.

That's not likely to happen again soon either...

No... JaMarshmallow isn't gonna be in consideration for the Pro Bowl anytime soon (despite being "the most talented QB prospect EVAR!!!) :lol:

[OaklandRaider]

No... JaMarshmallow isn't gonna be in consideration for the Pro Bowl anytime soon (despite being "the most talented QB prospect EVAR!!!) :lol:

I would bet money that JaMarcus goes to the pro bowl in either this year, or next year.

He's ready.

[Overtime]

I would bet money that JaMarcus goes to the pro bowl in either this year, or next year.

He's ready.

that's just wishful thinking on your part.

[Thnikkaman]

I would bet money that JaMarcus goes to the pro bowl in either this year, or next year.

He's ready.

or the year after that, or the year 2009 + n + 1, ad nau

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[ursamajor]

I would bet money that JaMarcus goes to the pro bowl in either this year, or next year.

He's ready.

The crazy thing is, I actually agree with you. With the amount of Doritos Jamarcus goes through, the odds are definitely in his favor to win them ProBowl tickets this year or next.

He is ready.

[OaklandRaider]

The crazy thing is, I actually agree with you. With the amount of Doritos Jamarcus goes through, the odds are definitely in his favor to win them ProBowl tickets this year or next.

He is ready.


lmao, ursamajor. The same guy that said Charles Tillman > Nnamdi :pound: That is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Thanks for providing the lol's.

Go clap your teeth.

[Thnikkaman]

lmao, ursamajor. The same guy that said Charles Tillman > Nnamdi :pound: That is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Thanks for providing the lol's.

Go clap your teeth.

Future commands comming from OR

Go tap your ear
Go nap your eye
Go snap your nose
Go fap your face


Are you for real?

[ursamajor]

lmao, ursamajor. The same guy that said Charles Tillman > Nnamdi :pound: That is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Thanks for providing the lol's.

Go clap your teeth.

Please go review Saints@Raiders before trash talking.

Go wrap your lips

[OaklandRaider]

Please go review Saints@Raiders before trash talking.

Go wrap your lips

Go home, Bears fan.

Be happy you got Cutler.

[Thnikkaman]

Go home, Bears fan.

Be happy you got Cutler.

Go home Raiders fan, be happy your team hasn't moved back to L.A.

[topscribe]

Go home, Bears fan.

Be happy you got Cutler.

Go home Raiders fan.

Be happy you got . . . um . . . well, just go home . . .

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[Poet]

Go home Raiders fan.

Be happy you got . . . um . . . well, just go home . . .

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He can be happy they got rid of DeAngelo Hall.

[Dortoh]

I would bet money that JaMarcus goes to the pro bowl in either this year, or next year.

He's ready.


I admit to not watching every snap of every preseason game but I'm pretty sure that dough boy leads the league in the catagory of self sacks so he has that going for him I guess.

[OaklandRaider]

I admit to not watching every snap of every preseason game but I'm pretty sure that dough boy leads the league in the catagory of self sacks so he has that going for him I guess.

Well he certainly looks alot better than Kyle Orton and his 61.0 QB rating.

[topscribe]

I didn't get to see the Saints-Raiders game, but the Upset of the Week in the
NFL had to be the Raiders scoring 7 points. :lol:

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[Slick]

lmao, ursamajor. The same guy that said Charles Tillman > Nnamdi :pound: That is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Thanks for providing the lol's.

Go clap your teeth.

Who's going to pay for your precious corner's scrotal reduction surgery when his nuts hit the toilet water every time he sits down to take a dump?

[BroncoWave]

I would bet money that JaMarcus goes to the pro bowl in either this year, or next year.

He's ready.

So exactly which QB is he going to surpass among Brady, Manning, Roethlisberger, or Rivers in the next 2 years? If you think he is going to to be at or above any of their levels any time soon you are sadly kidding yourself.

[OaklandRaider]

So exactly which QB is he going to surpass among Brady, Manning, Roethlisberger, or Rivers in the next 2 years? If you think he is going to to be at or above any of their levels any time soon you are sadly kidding yourself.

Rivers is not a likable guy. He had the best season out of all AFC QBs last year, and still didn't get voted into the pro bowl.

Kerry freaking Collins went to the pro bowl last year, and JaMarcus had a better season than him last year.

I have already said the pro bowl is a joke, but it seems as though if your team is winning which I am confident the Raiders will be in the next two years, then you have a pretty good chance of getting in.

Plus with the obvious massive talent JR possesses, and with weapons growing around him, watch out.

[MOtorboat]

Ruh-roh, raggy...

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp09/news/story?id=4437027


Asomugha expected to play in Week 1
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By Adam Schefter
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Although Oakland Raiders cornerback Nnamdi Asomugha has a chipped bone in his left wrist, he is expected to play in the Monday Night Football opener against the San Diego Chargers in Oakland, according to a team source.

Earlier, a source said that Asomugha was expected to miss two weeks, putting his availablility for the season opener in jeopardy.

How debilitating the injury is will be a major concern throughout the season.

Asomugha is the top bump-and-run cornerback in the league. If his wrist is bothering him, it's going to be more challenging for Asomugha to grab wide receivers at the line of scrimmage.

Asomugha is the least of the Raiders' concerns after their dreary weekend against the Saints -- just the latest one.

Adam Schefter is ESPN's NFL Insider.

[Dortoh]

Ruh-roh, raggy...

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/trainingcamp09/news/story?id=4437027


I think Adam is obviously making shit up. Everyone knows that Naguamaour pisses gold and his bones are the exact same composition as rocks found only in heaven.

[MOtorboat]

I think Adam is obviously making shit up. Everyone knows that Naguamaour pisses gold and his bones are the exact same composition as rocks found only in heaven.

I guess he won't be upping that staggering interception number...

[ursamajor]

Go home, Bears fan.

Be happy you got Cutler.

Go home Raiders fan

Be happy Nnamdi cares more about money than winning.

[OaklandRaider]

Nnamdi says he'll play in the season opener.

Even with a bum wrist, he is still far and away the best CB in the league.

[MOtorboat]

The best cornerbacks make plays, and to make plays you make turnovers...sorry...Nnamdi ain't the best, mongo.

[OaklandRaider]

Go home Raiders fan

Be happy Nnamdi cares more about money than winning.

Nnamdi sees the young talent on the Raiders. Nnamdi knows it's only a matter of time before all of our young talent breaks out. Nnamdi wants to be apart of that.

Plus, Nnamdi could've easily left and got as much dough as he did with the Raiders. Had he of hit free agency, I guarantee you teams would've payed him as much as we did, if not more.

Players like Nnamdi come around once every...well never. We've never seen a player like Nnamdi. He is the first of his kind.

[MOtorboat]

Nnamdi sees the young talent on the Raiders. Nnamdi knows it's only a matter of time before all of our young talent breaks out. Nnamdi wants to be apart of that.

Orrrrr...that Cal education didn't teach him much...

[OaklandRaider]

FYI, MissouriBronco you've been on my ignore list for about a week.


This message is hidden because MissouriBronc is on your ignore list.

Your constant whining/lack of football knowledge is disturbingly funny and sad.

[BroncoJoe]

Good grief. Am I on your ignore list too?

45-7. Nice showing.

[MOtorboat]

Your constant whining/lack of football knowledge is disturbingly funny and sad.

That's about as ironic as it comes, dipshit.

[OaklandRaider]

Good grief. Am I on your ignore list too?

No, just MB.


45-7. Nice showing.

Tell me Joe, what's worse. Getting picked apart by the top offense in the league, with a top 3 QB in Drew Brees. Or getting picked apart by your former pro bowl QB on national television?

Yeah, I thought so too... :coffee:

[MOtorboat]

Tell me Joe, what's worse. Getting picked apart by the top offense in the league, with a top 3 QB in Drew Brees. Or getting picked apart by your former pro bowl QB on national television?

Yeah, I thought so too... :coffee:

Um, 45-7.

Cutler had one good drive. That's it. I guess you didn't really watch the game.

Oh, and those 7 points were in desperate time, orchestrated by the best quarterback on your roster, Jeff Garcia...

:pound:

[BroncoJoe]

No, just MB.



Tell me Joe, what's worse. Getting picked apart by the top offense in the league, with a top 3 QB in Drew Brees. Or getting picked apart by your former pro bowl QB on national television?

Yeah, I thought so too... :coffee:

Cutler hardly picked us apart. He was the same dude. One descent drive. That's it.

Did you watch the game? Did you see all the three-and-outs?

Pro-bowl QB? :laugh:

On the other hand, your vaunted defense gave up 45. A pretty sorry performance. And only 7 points scored with all those additional possessions? LOL in your face, dude.

[Thnikkaman]

Nnamdi says he'll play in the season opener if I learn to fellate him without using my teeth.

Even with a bum wrist, he is still far and away the best CB in the league.

That is comforting to know OR.

[ursamajor]

Nnamdi knows it's only a matter of time


In a cosmic perspective that is true, as it was "only a matter of time" from the birth of the Dinosaurs till the rise of mammals. Regardless, by the time The Raiders are good again, Nnamdi wont be there.

BTW, the lions have more talent then you.

And as far as Russell is concerned, I dont see 'enormous talent'. Unless "talent" is a codeword for love-handles.

[ursamajor]

FYI, MissouriBronco you've been on my ignore list for about a week.



Your constant whining/lack of football knowledge is disturbingly funny and sad.

A troll putting people on the ignore list? Kinda defeats the purpose.

OR you are as crappy at trolling as the Raiders are at playing football.

I see why you are a fan

[Midnight Blue]

I would bet money that JaMarcus goes to the pro bowl in either this year, or next year.

He's ready.

Which year? And how much money?

[OaklandRaider]

Cutler hardly picked us apart. He was the same dude. One descent drive. That's it.

Did you watch the game? Did you see all the three-and-outs?

Pro-bowl QB? :laugh:

On the other hand, your vaunted defense gave up 45. A pretty sorry performance. And only 7 points scored with all those additional possessions? LOL in your face, dude.

One decent drive? LMAO.

Dude, he drove 98 yards down the field. That's the second longest drive in NFL History.

His QB rating on that drive was 129.16. He threw for 85 yards on that drive.

So yes, he tore you up. "Decent drive"... LMAO. That was funny.

[OaklandRaider]

That is comforting to know OR.

Has it been a week already? Damn, time flys by fast.

You make a fellatio joke once every week, it's like the 35th time I've seen you do it. Anything you wanna tell us?

You're weird, bro :beer:

[OaklandRaider]

Which year? And how much money?

I'm willing to bet 1,000,000 $$ CASH MONEY.

Either this year or next year.

[Thnikkaman]

Well considering the longest drive is a 99 yard drive, and we know that several teams in history have had touchdown drives starting from the opponents 2 yard line, that is hardly a feat.

Scoring 45 points against a defense that has the "best CB of all time", now that is something.